silly elixir emperor

"Okay." Seeing Fang Shuwen's seriousness, Chang Sheng nodded and agreed: "However, I can't teach you now, you need a lot of tools to learn alchemy, there are tools for weighing, tools for cutting, and There are many, many tools, but I never use those things, so I don’t have them with me, so I can’t teach you.”

Chang Sheng helplessly touched Fang Shuwen's hands, meaning that it's not that he doesn't teach, but that he can't teach.

"Tools, right? You don't have them, but I have them."

Fang Shuwen smiled and took out tools for alchemy that he couldn't even name from a cloth bag on his waist.

"The universe bag!" Chang Sheng looked at the tools placed on the table in front of him, his eyes lit up: "The prince is different, just because he wants to go out, the emperor immediately sent the universe bag. This treatment is really different. ah!"

"You have the Qiankun bag yourself, so there's nothing to be jealous about. Besides, I'm the person in charge of this disaster relief. I have to carry a lot of confidential documents and official seals with me. Naturally, I need the Qiankun bag. Otherwise, you think it's a prince who goes out for a while." Can I get a Qiankun bag after a trip? Our royal family doesn’t have so many Qiankun bags!”

Just after Fang Shuwen finished speaking, he took out another huge package without saying a word. He unwrapped the package and put it on the table. As the package was opened, medicinal herbs came out of the package immediately, but these medicinal herbs can be used normally. Although there are many medicinal materials, the price is not high!

"Even the medicinal materials are ready, Xiao Shuzi, it seems that you are really not joking this time, you really want to learn alchemy. Okay, then I will teach you. Originally, according to the normal steps of teaching apprentices, you should be let Learn to be familiar with all kinds of medicinal materials, but now, firstly, the conditions are not enough, and secondly, there is no time. In this way, I will teach you how to use these tools first."

As Chang Sheng said, he picked up a pair of tools like small scissors from the table, opened his mouth to speak, but couldn’t say a word for a long time, he hadn’t used these tools for a long time, and now he suddenly wanted to teach others the most The basic foundation is not only how to start for a while.

"Hey, Chang Sheng, what's the matter with you? Why don't you talk anymore? Didn't you become dumb all of a sudden?" Fang Shuwen saw that Chang Sheng was holding a tool and hadn't spoken for a long time, so he couldn't help asking, Chang Sheng, isn't he I didn't get any benefits, so I don't want to teach people.

"Mute? You just became dumb. Now you are learning alchemy with me. I am your master. You talk to the master like this. Dumb... well, I will refine a kind of elixir for you to eat and become Dumb." As Chang Sheng said, he changed his mind and said, "No, I will teach you how to make the first kind of elixir right now, the elixir that can make people dumb. You practice it yourself, and then you eat it yourself. I'll let you call me dumb."

After Chang Sheng finished speaking, he directly picked up a few medicinal materials and explained them. As for the use of those alchemy tools, let Fang Shuwen ask others. A person who is an alchemist will know such basic things.

The imperial court's huge fleet traveled down the river. Along the way, every time it reached a ferry, the fleet would stop to replenish supplies and buy some things needed for disaster relief, while raising donations.

After all, the rich are not limited to the capital, and it is not only the big businessmen who donate money. Although ordinary people donate little, if each person donates a few dozen taels of silver, 1 people donate a few 10 taels of silver.Little makes more!

The people of the four major colleges were very depressed this time. The incident happened when they left the capital. Although they lost the face of the colleges, they didn't expect that it would have such a big impact on the college's plans this time.

Along the river, people everywhere knew what happened at the ferry in the capital. All the merchants and common people began to doubt the intentions of the four colleges. The number of people who went to the colleges to donate money was greatly reduced. Those who study in the college donate money.

However, there are only so many student quotas in the colleges every year, and how much can the four major colleges get in exchange for donations by selling student quotas.And after that incident, many people also wavered in the idea of ​​letting their children study in the four major colleges.

"Haha, it's really cool this time. The fleets of the four colleges have left far away and rushed ahead of us. They are with us. The donations they raised are too small. They are going to go far ahead of us. , let’s raise funds in advance. But their reputation has long been rotten, and it’s useless even if they get ahead.”

In the cabin, Fang Shuwen laughed a few times, and his face became solemn again: "However, these people under the third brother are really strange. Even if I killed a person in front of everyone, these guys Greedy character, they might not be greedy at all, there must be something wrong with all of this."

"Well, there is definitely a problem. We must be careful." Guo Feng nodded heavily, and looked out through the window of the cabin. On the ferry not far ahead, there were many people standing in the dark, vaguely It can be seen that the leader is a very fat man in official uniform.

"Hey, I guess this guy is the county lord here. This way, no matter where we go, these county lords will wait for us at the ferry as soon as possible, no matter whether they have urgent matters at hand. There is going to be a banquet."

"No way, this is not the capital city. In a small county town, if you meet a Beijing official, you have to be careful to serve them. What's more, there are so many high-ranking officials here, and there is also a seventh prince. For them, the reception is good. The Seventh Prince is the most important thing."

Chang Sheng laughed lightly, and said, "But what Guo Feng said is right, they can serve as they please, the food served in every place is the same, either bird's nest or abalone's fin, any kind of meat, really tired of eating I hope the magistrate of this place can change his tricks."

While Chang Sheng and the others were chatting and laughing, the fleet finally approached the river bank slowly.

The boat had just landed, and Chang Sheng immediately noticed that the fat man in the county official's uniform immediately twisted his fat body and ran towards him at a speed that did not match his figure.

"Hello, my lords, all my lords are dedicated to the sake of all the people in the disaster area. You are really a role model for me. It's really hard work..."

As soon as the county magistrate saw someone getting off the boat, he immediately walked up and said hello loudly. Finally, when Fang Shuwen got off the boat, his eyes lit up instantly.

"This... this, seeing this extraordinary appearance, and the majesty of the dragon and tiger, this must be His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince. His Royal Highness is indeed the same as the rumors, no, it is better than the rumors. want……"

Chang Sheng looked at the county magistrate who was constantly flattering in front of him in surprise, and had to give him a thumbs up in his heart, this county magistrate was really too tough.He had never met Fang Shuwen, and Fang Shuwen had been playing dumb before.

But the county magistrate in front of him can keep his face from blushing and his heart skipping a beat. He just flattered Fang Shuwen and shot him, and when he was shooting, he spoke at an incomparably fast speed, never repeating or thinking, and The articulation is still clear and ruthless, everyone can be heard clearly.

It seems that this person can achieve the position of the county lord. If he is not lucky, he will reach this level. It is estimated that in a few years, he will be able to sit on the magistrate.

The county magistrate finished photographing the horses that had been rehearsed several times in one breath, and then he often took a breath and said, "Your Highness, my lords, and the villain Dong Jin is the magistrate of this county. You must be tired after traveling all the way." Okay. I know you have the disaster area in your heart, but you should also pay attention to the balance between work and rest. It’s getting late today, why don’t you have some food first, and then take a good rest before starting?”

"Well, that's fine, then I'm going to trouble Mr. Dong." Fang Shuwen nodded. It was getting late and they couldn't continue their journey, so they planned to stay here and rest for the night. It was said that they wanted to trouble each other. , but the words of the county lord sounded like the county lord begged in every possible way to let them stay.

This county master is really a veteran of the officialdom.

Chang Sheng followed the crowd all the way, and found that the county lord had clearly prepared for it. It should be the best restaurant in their county that had long since closed for business, and was specially used to entertain Fang Shuwen and his group.

Along the way, there were quite a few officials who went to participate in disaster relief, and there were not enough seats in ordinary private rooms, but the lobby of this restaurant allowed everyone to sit in.

And the food and wine served by the county lord is even more different from those officials before. The wine is a little bit worse, but the dishes are absolutely unique.

He didn't serve those dishes that he was tired of eating these days, but mainly light dishes, supplemented by rare and precious meat dishes.

"Suspicious? There's no more wine." The county lord Dong Jin lifted the wine bottle in front of him and poured it down, but found that there was no wine at all.

"My lord, my lords, please wait for a moment. The wine is gone. I'll go get the wine that the villain has treasured for a long time. The servants below don't know where it is, so the villain will go and get it in person. My lords, wait a moment. wait."

Dong Jin pleaded guilty to Fang Shuwen and the others, and quickly turned and left the room. After a while, his sweaty commander and two servants entered the room with a large jar of wine.

"Prince, my lords." Dong Jin kept looking at the wine jars held by his two subordinates, and said respectfully: "Although this wine jar doesn't look good, the wine inside is definitely first-class wine. You'll know it when you hear it."

Speaking of Dong Jin opening the wine jar first, the aroma immediately overflowed, and a refreshing aroma spread in the hall and spread into everyone's noses.

"Good wine, really good wine!" In the hall, an official under the Third Prince heard the aroma of the wine and immediately shouted loudly: "Come on, fill up the wine quickly, and fill it up for the Seventh Prince first."

"Yes, the next official will be prosperous."

Dong Jin immediately took out the utensils and began to fill Fang Shuwen with wine. "Okay." Seeing Fang Shuwen's seriousness, Chang Sheng nodded and agreed: "However, I can't teach you now, you need a lot of tools to learn alchemy, there are tools for weighing, tools for cutting, and There are many, many tools, but I never use those things, so I don’t have them with me, so I can’t teach you.”

Chang Sheng helplessly touched Fang Shuwen's hands, meaning that it's not that he doesn't teach, but that he can't teach.

"Tools, right? You don't have them, but I have them."

Fang Shuwen smiled and took out tools for alchemy that he couldn't even name from a cloth bag on his waist.

"The universe bag!" Chang Sheng looked at the tools placed on the table in front of him, his eyes lit up: "The prince is different, just because he wants to go out, the emperor immediately sent the universe bag. This treatment is really different. ah!"

"You have the Qiankun bag yourself, so there's nothing to be jealous about. Besides, I'm the person in charge of this disaster relief. I have to carry a lot of confidential documents and official seals with me. Naturally, I need the Qiankun bag. Otherwise, you think it's a prince who goes out for a while." Can I get a Qiankun bag after a trip? Our royal family doesn’t have so many Qiankun bags!”

Just after Fang Shuwen finished speaking, he took out another huge package without saying a word. He unwrapped the package and put it on the table. As the package was opened, medicinal herbs came out of the package immediately, but these medicinal herbs can be used normally. Although there are many medicinal materials, the price is not high!

"Even the medicinal materials are ready, Xiao Shuzi, it seems that you are really not joking this time, you really want to learn alchemy. Okay, then I will teach you. Originally, according to the normal steps of teaching apprentices, you should be let Learn to be familiar with all kinds of medicinal materials, but now, firstly, the conditions are not enough, and secondly, there is no time. In this way, I will teach you how to use these tools first."

As Chang Sheng said, he picked up a pair of tools like small scissors from the table, opened his mouth to speak, but couldn’t say a word for a long time, he hadn’t used these tools for a long time, and now he suddenly wanted to teach others the most The basic foundation is not only how to start for a while.

"Hey, Chang Sheng, what's the matter with you? Why don't you talk anymore? Didn't you become dumb all of a sudden?" Fang Shuwen saw that Chang Sheng was holding a tool and hadn't spoken for a long time, so he couldn't help asking, Chang Sheng, isn't he I didn't get any benefits, so I don't want to teach people.

"Mute? You just became dumb. Now you are learning alchemy with me. I am your master. You talk to the master like this. Dumb... well, I will refine a kind of elixir for you to eat and become Dumb." As Chang Sheng said, he changed his mind and said, "No, I will teach you how to make the first kind of elixir right now, the elixir that can make people dumb. You practice it yourself, and then you eat it yourself. I'll let you call me dumb."

After Chang Sheng finished speaking, he directly picked up a few medicinal materials and explained them. As for the use of those alchemy tools, let Fang Shuwen ask others. A person who is an alchemist will know such basic things.

The imperial court's huge fleet traveled down the river. Along the way, every time it reached a ferry, the fleet would stop to replenish supplies and buy some things needed for disaster relief, while raising donations.

After all, the rich are not limited to the capital, and it is not only the big businessmen who donate money. Although ordinary people donate little, if each person donates a few dozen taels of silver, 1 people donate a few 10 taels of silver.Little makes more!

The people of the four major colleges were very depressed this time. The incident happened when they left the capital. Although they lost the face of the colleges, they didn't expect that it would have such a big impact on the college's plans this time.

Along the river, people everywhere knew what happened at the ferry in the capital. All the merchants and common people began to doubt the intentions of the four colleges. The number of people who went to the colleges to donate money was greatly reduced. Those who study in the college donate money.

However, there are only so many student quotas in the colleges every year, and how much can the four major colleges get in exchange for donations by selling student quotas.And after that incident, many people also wavered in the idea of ​​letting their children study in the four major colleges.

"Haha, it's really cool this time. The fleets of the four colleges have left far away and rushed ahead of us. They are with us. The donations they raised are too small. They are going to go far ahead of us. , let’s raise funds in advance. But their reputation has long been rotten, and it’s useless even if they get ahead.”

In the cabin, Fang Shuwen laughed a few times, and his face became solemn again: "However, these people under the third brother are really strange. Even if I killed a person in front of everyone, these guys Greedy character, they might not be greedy at all, there must be something wrong with all of this."

"Well, there is definitely a problem. We must be careful." Guo Feng nodded heavily, and looked out through the window of the cabin. On the ferry not far ahead, there were many people standing in the dark, vaguely It can be seen that the leader is a very fat man in official uniform.

"Hey, I guess this guy is the county lord here. This way, no matter where we go, these county lords will wait for us at the ferry as soon as possible, no matter whether they have urgent matters at hand. There is going to be a banquet."

"No way, this is not the capital city. In a small county town, if you meet a Beijing official, you have to be careful to serve them. What's more, there are so many high-ranking officials here, and there is also a seventh prince. For them, the reception is good. The Seventh Prince is the most important thing."

Chang Sheng laughed lightly, and said, "But what Guo Feng said is right, they can serve as they please, the food served in every place is the same, either bird's nest or abalone's fin, any kind of meat, really tired of eating I hope the magistrate of this place can change his tricks."

While Chang Sheng and the others were chatting and laughing, the fleet finally approached the river bank slowly.

The boat had just landed, and Chang Sheng immediately noticed that the fat man in the county official's uniform immediately twisted his fat body and ran towards him at a speed that did not match his figure.

"Hello, my lords, all my lords are dedicated to the sake of all the people in the disaster area. You are really a role model for me. It's really hard work..."

As soon as the county magistrate saw someone getting off the boat, he immediately walked up and said hello loudly. Finally, when Fang Shuwen got off the boat, his eyes lit up instantly.

"This... this, seeing this extraordinary appearance, and the majesty of the dragon and tiger, this must be His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince. His Royal Highness is indeed the same as the rumors, no, it is better than the rumors. want……"

Chang Sheng looked at the county magistrate who was constantly flattering in front of him in surprise, and had to give him a thumbs up in his heart, this county magistrate was really too tough.He had never met Fang Shuwen, and Fang Shuwen had been playing dumb before.

But the county magistrate in front of him can keep his face from blushing and his heart skipping a beat. He just flattered Fang Shuwen and shot him, and when he was shooting, he spoke at an incomparably fast speed, never repeating or thinking, and The articulation is still clear and ruthless, everyone can be heard clearly.

It seems that this person can achieve the position of the county lord. If he is not lucky, he will reach this level. It is estimated that in a few years, he will be able to sit on the magistrate.

The county magistrate finished photographing the horses that had been rehearsed several times in one breath, and then he often took a breath and said, "Your Highness, my lords, and the villain Dong Jin is the magistrate of this county. You must be tired after traveling all the way." Okay. I know you have the disaster area in your heart, but you should also pay attention to the balance between work and rest. It’s getting late today, why don’t you have some food first, and then take a good rest before starting?”

"Well, that's fine, then I'm going to trouble Mr. Dong." Fang Shuwen nodded. It was getting late and they couldn't continue their journey, so they planned to stay here and rest for the night. It was said that they wanted to trouble each other. , but the words of the county lord sounded like the county lord begged in every possible way to let them stay.

This county master is really a veteran of the officialdom.

Chang Sheng followed the crowd all the way, and found that the county lord had clearly prepared for it. It should be the best restaurant in their county that had long since closed for business, and was specially used to entertain Fang Shuwen and his group.

Along the way, there were quite a few officials who went to participate in disaster relief, and there were not enough seats in ordinary private rooms, but the lobby of this restaurant allowed everyone to sit in.

And the food and wine served by the county lord is even more different from those officials before. The wine is a little bit worse, but the dishes are absolutely unique.

He didn't serve those dishes that he was tired of eating these days, but mainly light dishes, supplemented by rare and precious meat dishes.

"Suspicious? There's no more wine." The county lord Dong Jin lifted the wine bottle in front of him and poured it down, but found that there was no wine at all.

"My lord, my lords, please wait for a moment. The wine is gone. I'll go get the wine that the villain has treasured for a long time. The servants below don't know where it is, so the villain will go and get it in person. My lords, wait a moment. wait."

Dong Jin pleaded guilty to Fang Shuwen and the others, and quickly turned and left the room. After a while, his sweaty commander and two servants entered the room with a large jar of wine.

"Prince, my lords." Dong Jin kept looking at the wine jars held by his two subordinates, and said respectfully: "Although this wine jar doesn't look good, the wine inside is definitely first-class wine. You'll know it when you hear it."

Speaking of Dong Jin opening the wine jar first, the aroma immediately overflowed, and a refreshing aroma spread in the hall and spread into everyone's noses.

"Good wine, really good wine!" In the hall, an official under the Third Prince heard the aroma of the wine and immediately shouted loudly: "Come on, fill up the wine quickly, and fill it up for the Seventh Prince first."

"Yes, the next official will be prosperous."

Dong Jin immediately took out the utensils and began to fill Fang Shuwen with wine.