Chen family monster

Updated: 2011-05-30

(asking for votes..)

Chen Ping seems to have really started to calm down. He practices boxing every day, hits wooden dummy piles, insists on long-distance running and sprinting, and does a hundred push-ups before going to bed. Come over and have a look, and give pointers by the way, Mr. Chen's Wing Chun is really hot, and he can't find any major faults in his movements. These days, Uncle Zhong has been increasing the amount of training to address Chen Ping's shortcomings. The most important thing is speed. explosive force.

Chen Ping was busy, very busy. He worked hard for half a month, but he didn't complain at all. He gritted his teeth and persisted every day. After a few times, seeing someone didn't react much, so he didn't say much. Chen Fugui saw it and kept his face. Although it's not the era of martial arts, he always thinks it's not a bad thing for a man to learn more martial arts. In the worst case, he can strengthen his body. In the past, Chen Ping had no choice but to deal with it when he was depressed. Now he is happy to see his eldest nephew like this. By the way, he also brought Chen Changsheng, who was in kindergarten, to him. Every time after school, Xiao Changsheng would accompany him. Chen Ping practiced boxing together, one level [-] and one Wing Chun. They did not interfere with each other, but they were extremely harmonious.

"Brother, do you miss sister-in-law?"

In the evening, Chen Changsheng, who had just finished school, sat with Chen Ping in the training hall, and said with a light smile, the little guy is a big kid, he hangs out with Bu Yixuan all day, and he has learned a lot of tricks. Seeing Chen Ping in a daze, he couldn't bear Can't help laughing.

Chen Ping patted the little guy's head and said with a smile, the kid knows what a fart, have you rested enough, get up and continue.

Chen Changsheng was rolling around on the ground, and his clean clothes instantly became dirty. Coupled with his frowning little face at this time, it was also very pitiful. For Xiao Changsheng, practicing boxing was still a hobby. After persisting for so many days, it has long been miserable. After all, I am still young and do not have the heart and persistence.

After Chen Ping lifted him up, he continued to deal with the wooden dummy next to him. The crisp sound echoed in the arena, and it sounded very exciting. After tossing for a while, Chen Changsheng calmed down. meaning of things.

Chen Ping didn't care about him, he just dealt with the wooden dummy around him. The little guy was right. I haven't seen you for half a month. Mr. Chen really misses his daughter-in-law in Zhongshan Meilu. This bitch is also ruthless. Not even coming here once, not making a phone call, it's just too shameful, Nalan Qingcheng from Shanghai and Wang Xianyi from Beijing know to call themselves when they are free, compared to , this main room is too unreasonable, Chen Ping unconsciously hit the wooden dummy with both hands, but all he was thinking about was whether he should go back and beat Tang Aozhi's ass.

"Brother. How about our battle?"

Chen Changsheng, who was bored at the same time, saw Chen Ping stop, and immediately asked with great interest, gearing up, looking eager to try.

Chen Ping took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it up, and said with a light smile, the kid wants to fight your brother solo before he even grows all his hair?Wait until you become a man.

Chen Changsheng asked innocently how to become a man?

Chen Ping squinted his eyes, like an unscrupulous uncle who encourages children to smash the glass of other people's houses, and smiled lightly and said that you will not be considered a man until you take your beautiful female teacher from your kindergarten home.

As soon as this was mentioned, the little guy suddenly frowned, even worse than before, and fell silent.Chen Ping laughed and scolded the kid, how old is the kid?Don't pretend to be mature, what's the matter?Want to quit?We men can’t be cowardly towards women. The way your Brother Xuan taught you doesn’t work well. Let me give you a trick. Kiss her secretly when your teacher is not paying attention, or touch her ass or something like that. They are all unique and exquisite.

The little guy was in high spirits, and he didn't feel that he was spoiling himself at all. He asked enthusiastically what he should pay attention to, brother, tell me.

Chen Ping smoked slowly, looked at Chen Changsheng who suddenly became very excited, and said with a sly smile that blindly gentleness to women is not good, now is the age, women like pure men, real men, Brother Chun, do you know?Niubi coax, that is a real man, you can play with the chrysanthemum every night, you have to be domineering, being a little pervert has the advantages of being a little pervert, for example, if you pat the teacher's ass, they will only think you are a little pervert , won't get angry, the so-called being particular means you don't do anything in front of others, this matter has to be done secretly, it's exciting.

Xiao Changsheng, who had been indoctrinated with a whole set of messy theories, was bluffing, half understanding, and things like the broken chrysanthemums of Brother Chun were a bit difficult to understand at his age. Chen Ping didn't mind, and continued, man Not bad, women don’t love, long life, you are a little younger now, but the great industry of pervert has to be started from dolls, today you don’t have to tell others these words, just do it directly, they are all unique skills, can’t rumored.

Chen Changsheng nodded, his eyes were extremely bright, he seemed to think of something, and suddenly asked brother, when you deal with your sister-in-law, do you often touch her ass when she is not paying attention?

“…”

"Brother, talk."

"..."

"Oh, by the way, Brother, I heard from Brother Xuan that you treated Sister Xue like this before. It's been a long time ago. Why haven't you seen her hugging her home?"

Chen Ping continued to be speechless, and it took a long time before he said with a cheeky smile that you said Concubine Xue Yu, that girl doesn't know what to do, and she doesn't know how to throw herself into her arms when she meets a wise and powerful man like me, blinding her dog's eyes. It's so stupid, not everyone can be as discerning as your sister-in-law...

Chen Ping went on and on, trying to slander a certain glamorous girl in a major's military uniform. Anyway, he is not a good guy in the other party's heart, so he doesn't care about the bad impression he left on the other party. Besides, there are only Chen Changsheng and himself here. Two people, no one heard what they said.

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, just as Chen Ping finished speaking, the door of the training hall was suddenly pushed open, and Concubine Xue Yu in sportswear appeared in front of the stunned Chen Ping.

The major's sister looked calm, glanced at Chen Ping, and walked straight to the other side with no expression on her face. For her, the air would be polluted within five meters of this bastard. She was too lazy to go there and say hello?I'm sorry, although Mr. Chen thinks he's very charming, he doesn't get this kind of treatment.

Chen Ping secretly rejoiced that his shameless remarks just now were not heard by this bitch.

Chen Changsheng lost his sense of fun.

The little guy who has always worshiped his elder brother as an idol, although he fully absorbed what Chen Ping said just now, he was dubious in his heart. Seeing Sister Xue Yufei this time, he immediately felt that the truth was in front of him, and immediately jumped out to ask for proof Sister Daoxue, my brother said that you are a stupid woman, and you didn't throw yourself into his arms because you were blind. Is it true?

It's so cute to ask.

Invincible.

Chen Ping's relaxed face suddenly froze, Concubine Xue Yu, who was about to walk away, immediately stopped, was taken aback, and then turned around abruptly, staring at Chen Ping coldly, her pretty face was full of negative emotions such as shame, indignation and contempt.

Even with Chen Ping's thick skin, it was inevitable that he would feel a little hot at this moment. He covered Chen Changsheng's mouth, and sneered to cover it up.

Concubine Xue Yu's eyes fluttered, and she looked at the two people opposite each other for a long time, before she suddenly sneered and said, "Do you think I'm an idiot?"Chen Ping, what is your ability to say bad things about me behind my back, if you have the guts, you can say it out loudly, without being coy and not like a man.

Mr. Chen, who knew he was wrong, was depressed. Fuck, if the little guy didn't mention you, I wouldn't bother to say anything about you. Wearing a military uniform, he really thinks that he is an all-powerful military flower?

But it's really not suitable to say these words now, and stay on the front line, if you completely offend this bitch now, you will inevitably be chased and killed on the spot.

Seeing Chen Ping's silence, Concubine Xue Yu became more aggressive, her alluring little cherry mouth slowly curled up in a mocking arc, and said something.

fool.

Chen Ping watched his nose, nose and heart carefully, and planned to endure it for the time being, and return it later.

Xiao Changsheng, who had no idea that he made a mistake, quit. Seeing Chen Ping being scolded, he immediately jumped out, pointed at Concubine Xue Yu and whispered.

moron.

Concubine Xue Yu and Chen Ping were stunned at the same time.

Chen Gongzi couldn't laugh or cry, his face was full of helplessness, he just felt a pain in the ass, this time he didn't even bother to say such things as Tong Yan Wuji.

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