Chen family monster

Updated: 2011-06-25

Chapter 320 Three

Chen Ping's understanding of the Temple of the City God is limited to the fact that he accidentally heard a word from an acquaintance who was not a friend. He said that it is a very Shanghai place, and that foreign friends must pass through when going to Shanghai. So after Xiaohua fell asleep, he deliberately got up quietly, sat in front of the computer and opened his notebook, and went online to supplement knowledge about the Temple of the City God. Picking up girls is not something that can be done naturally with just one mouth and one hand and a few rogue tricks. The right time and place Everyone is particular about people, and the most important thing is to seize the opportunity. My sister-in-law has already stated her plan to go to the Town God's Temple, and the place is set for tomorrow. Chen Ping has a good eye, so of course he will come to hold on to the buddha's feet, and he doesn't need to know too much. , but at least when I go there tomorrow, my eyes won’t be blackened, and I need a little understanding. To deal with a proud girl like Nalan Qingying, if you want to get started, you can’t develop in the direction of bumpkins. The impression in her heart is that if she wants to make progress, she must resonate with her sister-in-law. In recent years, several super popular novels have been published. The so-called Phoenix Man has seriously threatened the indestructible influence of a super dude like Chen Gongzi in the world of picking up girls. In the past, the means of sending flowers to play romance was vulgar. Motivated, knowledgeable, and courageous, this is a top-notch man, and no woman doesn't like it.

At 02:30 in the morning, Chen Gongzi, who had a general understanding of the history of the Lower Town God's Temple, was slightly satisfied. He felt that he would not be too illiterate when he went to the place tomorrow, so he turned off the computer, set the alarm clock for 07:30 tomorrow morning, and went to bed. Entering the dreamland, a pretty face lost its charm and arrogance, serene and sweet, with the corners of its mouth slightly raised, a little childish and playful, Chen Ping smiled, lowered his head and kissed the girl's little mouth, and hugged her into his arms close your eyes.

Early the next morning, Mr. Chen, who had slept for about five hours, got up on time, and was full of vigor and vitality. Chen Ping often talked about sex to his women. On the contrary, it is helpful for health preservation. This ridiculous talk that was sneered at by Xiaohua and Tang Aozhi in the past, combined with his current state, seems to make sense. The Xiaohua who was moistened once last night was lying in bed. , Seeing that the effect was not great, she laughed evilly, picked up the girl, and threw it directly into the bathtub filled with warm water, which immediately woke up a girl who was still dreaming, rubbed her eyes and screamed Chen Ping You bastard.

Chen Ping laughed and said, "It's not us bastards. I've never seen such a sleepy pig like you. I really don't know how Qingcheng's daughter-in-law maintains her perfect figure. With your life style, you haven't become a fat woman. On the contrary, you've grown out of it." It's so juicy, so strange.

The school girl Mei Mei, who was completely awake after being soaked in water, smiled, stretched out her hand to hook Chen Ping's neck, and said with a smile, is the little brother jealous of her sister's natural beauty? No need to do this, sister is yours, you can ravage it as you want .

Chen Ping pressed the school flower's smooth forehead, and teased, "Naturally beautiful?"According to the history books, the great stunner Yang Guifei is so amazing, what is the real situation?It's not a fat woman who weighs more than two hundred catties. Qingcheng, when you say this now, I directly interpret it as a derogatory term.

The school belle was mysterious, she asked curiously which book said so?

Chen Ping stood up and walked leisurely into Concubine Yang's Amorous History.

The school belle grinned and scolded the little hooligan who didn't learn well, undressed and started to take a bath. Chen Ping, who had just finished washing up, was so excited that he squeezed in again to play with the school belle's mandarin ducks. After tossing around until 09:30, he took Seeing the radiant and blushing Nalan Qingcheng go out, the sister-in-law had already settled the dinner and was sitting in the dining room waiting for the young couple. In one night, just looking at the surface, this girl has recovered her calm, in front of her. Looking at her younger sister, she was polite to her brother-in-law, watching the two of them eating with calm smiles, Chen Ping was busy with food and clothing, and did not make any feats of molesting his sister-in-law under the table, and had breakfast quietly. When I went out, I didn’t take a taxi, but drove my sister-in-law’s cool x3 straight to Chenghuang Temple. When I passed a crossroad and waited for a red light, a very interesting thing happened. Next to the BMW x3, a car The discontinued z8 convertibles stand side by side. The two cars belong to the same brand, one big and one small, and they look like a husband and wife. The Beijing license plate on the z8 is quite ordinary, but the owner of the car is a young woman with rose-colored hair. Sunglasses, exquisite earrings, light makeup, and a powerful demeanor that I am the best mistress, Chen Ping rolled down the car window, and when the green light was about to turn on, he called out "beauty, can you do it for five yuan a night?"

The top-notch young woman next to her was also interesting, she didn't get angry after hearing this, she smiled and waved, imitating a popular joke on the Internet and saying that I am not that kind of person.

Chen Ping smiled and said fifty?

The top-quality young woman shook her head, saying that I am not a casual person.

Mr. Chen just wanted to say Wubai to continue teasing her, but the sisters sitting in the back row snorted coldly at the same time, and immediately stopped, with a gloomy face, scolded a bitch, and said fuck softly, really thought he was a phoenix ?If you don't work at fifty, if you don't have a business, you deserve to starve to death.

As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, the x3 sped away.

The top-quality young woman in z8 was slightly startled, then gritted her teeth and scolded the bastard angrily. Z8 joined forces in front of the red light, extremely arrogant, and directly chased after her.

Chen Ping, who caused a scene of being chased and killed by a beautiful woman, was leisurely and carefree. He drove with a cigarette in his mouth. x8 keep pace with each other, and then start yelling at you for being a bitch, you want to eat old lady tofu for 3 yuan, go to hell.

Chen Ping glanced at her sideways, she was a little funny, she was such an interesting girl, she chased after her without saying a word, it seems that at home she is also a boring house lady who is so boring that her tits hurt, he With a smoke, he smiled lightly and said, sister, are you bored, we are strangers, I said it casually, and you listened casually, do you take it seriously?We have distinguished guests in the back row, so I'm too lazy to talk to you. If you are really thoughtful, leave a number. I'll be bored some other day. Maybe I can spend thousands of dollars to take care of your business.

The young woman directly opened her mouth to sneer, I can't see that you are still a rich man, and you can spend thousands of dollars in taking care of other people's business, Mr. Money, I am really worthy of the car you drive, you look like a dog, I thought you were the driver, why, you are wearing a security outfit and pretending to be the boss?I've seen people like you a lot, and it's not useful.

Chen Ping laughed dumbly and said, "Sister, don't you not only watch too much, but also use too much?"I don’t know if I’m good or not. My daughter-in-law always says that I’m strong, that I’m a good man who can fight ten girls at night and not fall down with a golden gun. Why don’t we find time to try it out, and if you’re satisfied, give me money. If you are not satisfied with the money I give you, is it right?

The young woman said with a disdainful face that she was a dead duck, and what she hated the most was the boy who ate soft food.

Chen Ping resisted the sharp pain of the schoolgirl pinching his waist behind him, and said to each other with a smile as usual, we are all walking together, no one should be sarcastic.

As a result, the young woman became angry, her face turned red and she said, "You are a dead duck, who is traveling with you, if I don't give you some flair, look, you are really dragged to the sky."Chen Ping drove the car with one hand, and left the gear with the other hand to prevent the school belle from continuing to 'harass', come on coquettishly, show me some color, the best is red, Luohong, I like this tone.

The young woman was furious, she drove the Z8, and was about to bump into it when her head got hot. Chen Ping was startled, and scolded a desperate idiot, stepped on the accelerator and rushed ahead of the Z8. Chen Ping was side by side, and it seemed that he didn't want to play Deadly Speed, and wanted to continue the verbal fight.

The school belle who had been watching coldly finally couldn't stand it any longer. She was so jealous that she rolled down the window of the car and scolded at the window what are you dragging? Be careful if a dead woman is pestering my man. , I'll give you five hundred, if you don't do it, get out.

Chen Ping was dumbfounded, and Nalan Qingying was also stunned, as if she was inconceivable that her sister could say such words.

The z8 girl was also stunned, and turned her head, just in time to see the side face of Xiaohua's nine-point similarity to Nalan Qingying, she was immediately shocked, she smiled and said that the little sister has a temper, we can negotiate the price, 500 It's too cheap to buy your sister's virgin for [-] yuan, and your husband should at least add a few zeros.

This scene is weird, like a comedy scene in which the husband calls the lady and waits for the other party to come to serve him, and then sends his wife to bargain the price.

Nalan Qingcheng said with a cold face, are you a virgin?Ghosts believe it, there is no discussion, the smile of the z8 young woman does not change, is there really no discussion?You are sisters, how much does he give, I will use your price as a standard reference, at worst, I will sell it to your man at a lower price for my sister.

Nalan Qingcheng's face was cold and he was too lazy to speak. He rolled up the window and ordered Chen Ping to speed up. Mr. Chen complied and sped up quickly.

The school beauty suddenly approached Chen Ping, and asked coldly, bastard, how much do you think our sisters are worth?

Chen Ping lifted his spirits, glanced at the school belle with a bad face and the blushing sister-in-law through the rearview mirror, and smiled proudly, saying that your sisters are not measured by money, and they will not be exchanged for thousands of miles. This is the truth .

Chen Ping especially emphasized the words "you sisters", which was full of deep meaning.

Xiaohua stretched out her hand, pinched Chen Ping's ear, and warned in a vicious whisper not to hit my sister.

Chen Ping held her hand, with a warm smile, saying that you are enough.

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