Ximen Longting flicked his legs in boredom, and SUN stuck like a glutinous rice cake, refusing to leave.

"Oh yeah, swing, swing!"

"..."

"You are not with SUN more than SUN tonight! Hold on! You!"

Ximen Longting's face darkened in an instant, SUN was the one he wanted to beat up every day, but tried his best to hold back.

"It can't be compared, it can't be compared!"

"Mom, what a chatter!" Ximen Longting closed the lid of the notebook coldly, "How do you compare?"

"It's very simple, just be a wooden man!"

"Get on the bed and sit down."

SUN finally climbed onto the bed obediently, and once again declared the rules to Ximen Longting.

Jing Jiaren picked up the bottle and felt that the milk was warm enough, so she held STAR in her arms and fed him.

"Queen, you are the referee!" SUN's voice floated.

"Okay, I'll start calling."

Ximen Longting lay down in a random position. Lying down is easier than sitting up without moving, and he won't be tired. SUN lay down beside Ximen Longting, buried his head in the pillow, pouted his buttocks, and faced Ximen Longting's direction.

"Queen, we are ready~"

"OK, the timer starts!"

Seeing her son doing this action, Jing Jiaren had a bad idea...

Sure enough, a few minutes later, SUN forcefully forced a loud fart.

Jing Jiaren's face froze, feeling that the atmosphere in the air was freezing.

SUN's little face was buried in the pillow, so he couldn't smell the bad smell anyway!

Damn, the pouting butt is still facing Ximen Longting...

After holding back for dozens of seconds, Ximen Longting finally felt the smell dissipate, and then, another strange smell came.

It’s tolerable, it’s unbearable!

Almost kicked this fart to the ground!

Ximen Longting straightened up and sat up, got out of bed and ran away in a few steps, the meaning of disgust was self-evident!The expression on his face was gloomy, the sky was about to fall!

"Jing Jiaren, look at your wonderful son!"

Jing Jiaren: "..."

"What else does he do besides farting all day long!"

Jing Jiaren was really wronged: "Is it my son's fault for farting?"

Joyful laughter came from SUN: "KING moved first, KING loses, KING loses!"

This time it was Ximen Longting's turn to be silent: "..."

"Tonight it's SUN's turn to take a bath with the Queen!"

Ximen Longting said quietly, "Have you ever seen a wooden man who can fart?"

SUN was still bouncing on the bed, dancing.

"Go and cut a wooden man, and then let it fart for me to see!" Ximen Longting said one foot taller, "Little dwarf, you lose!"

SUN's movements froze, and he kicked his calf hard towards the bed: "SUN didn't lose."

The bed was too soft, and he bounced on the bed instead.

Getting up in a hurry, he said righteously:

"SUN said the rules from the beginning, you can't talk, you can't move... and you didn't say you can't fart."

"It violates the laws of nature!"

"Farting is a physiological need, uncontrollable!"

"Strong words make sense!"

He set Ximen Longting up from the very beginning, dare to blackmail me?Spring and autumn dream!

"Queen, you have to judge SUN!" SUN looked at Jing Jiaren pitifully with a mournful face, seeking justice, "It is obvious that KING lost!"

Ximen Longting's handsome face was black, with his arms folded, he stared at Jing Jiaren coldly: "Ask for justice!"

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