Sworn not to be a wife: the arrest of the young wife around the world
Chapter 2955 Don't like her stomach
Money can't buy it, so Xiao Lang can't do it either.
He looked at the best man group around him, only Li Mingchen gave him a note.
"Brother-in-law, just say that you are not satisfied with my sister's height. Anyway, I am quite dissatisfied. She is too tall. She is about the same height as me in high heels."
"Are you sure your sister won't be angry if I say that?" Xiao Lang asked back.
Li Mingchen said with a smile: "I shouldn't be angry, talking about height is better than talking about other parts, isn't it?"
Xiao Lang said helplessly: "But I really like her height."
Li Mingchen coughed and said in a low voice, "Brother, can't you pretend you don't like it?"
"But I just love it."
"Forget it, elm head! Then think of one for yourself!"
"Have you figured it out, say it quickly, or the auspicious time will be delayed!" Xiao Han reminded them.
Xiao Lang raised his head, pursed his lips and said with a smile: "Think about it."
"What's the answer?"
Everyone stared at him to see what he could say.
Xiao Lang said with a smile: "I don't like her stomach the most among her body parts. Because sometimes her stomach can't hold food, and seeing that she can't eat, I hate her stomach very much."
"Oh, mygod! This answer is perfect!" Li Mingchen applauded.
The other groomsmen immediately booed.
"I don't like your stomach because sometimes it keeps you from eating!"
"I don't like your eyes, because your eyes will see other men besides me..."
"I don't like your eyelashes because they always fall into your eyes and make you uncomfortable..."
"I don't like your..."
"Okay, that's enough!" Xiao Lang stopped them from moaning, "Let's start the next question."
Xiao Han smiled and read out the second question: "Excuse me, if your child and your wife fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first? Explain that neither your wife nor your child can swim, and there is no one around can help you."
Everyone burst into laughter, this old-fashioned question was asked again.
But this time I changed it a bit, and replaced the mother with the child, because Xiao Lang didn't have a mother.
Xiao Lang felt that this was not a problem at all: "I have two hands, one hand can save the other, and I can save at the same time."
Xiao Han was dumbfounded, is this okay?
"What if they are far away?"
Xiao Lang asked sharply: "Is this your third question?"
The best men hurriedly booed: "This question is over, over! Change to another one!"
"Okay, this question is over for you. The last question, after marriage, do housework, take care of children, do you want your wife to do these things, or do you do them yourself?"
A best man helped to answer: "Two people do it together!"
Xiao Lang replied without hesitation: "I will do it."
"Are you sure?" the female compatriots asked loudly.
Xiao Lang nodded: "I'm sure!"
The female compatriots envy Li Mingxi's good luck, while the male compatriots admire Xiao Lang's courage, but they disagree.
Li Mingchen patted him on the shoulder: "No wonder my sister agreed to marry you, so you still have something special."
Xiao Lang: "..."
Xiao Han said happily: "Congratulations, you passed the first test!"
"Hey, what is the first level?!" A best man asked in horror.
Xiao Lang was also terrified, could there be another level?
Xiao Han said with a wicked smile: "There is the last level inside, which is the bridesmaid's level. If the groom passes the bridesmaid's level, he will be able to pick up the bride."
He looked at the best man group around him, only Li Mingchen gave him a note.
"Brother-in-law, just say that you are not satisfied with my sister's height. Anyway, I am quite dissatisfied. She is too tall. She is about the same height as me in high heels."
"Are you sure your sister won't be angry if I say that?" Xiao Lang asked back.
Li Mingchen said with a smile: "I shouldn't be angry, talking about height is better than talking about other parts, isn't it?"
Xiao Lang said helplessly: "But I really like her height."
Li Mingchen coughed and said in a low voice, "Brother, can't you pretend you don't like it?"
"But I just love it."
"Forget it, elm head! Then think of one for yourself!"
"Have you figured it out, say it quickly, or the auspicious time will be delayed!" Xiao Han reminded them.
Xiao Lang raised his head, pursed his lips and said with a smile: "Think about it."
"What's the answer?"
Everyone stared at him to see what he could say.
Xiao Lang said with a smile: "I don't like her stomach the most among her body parts. Because sometimes her stomach can't hold food, and seeing that she can't eat, I hate her stomach very much."
"Oh, mygod! This answer is perfect!" Li Mingchen applauded.
The other groomsmen immediately booed.
"I don't like your stomach because sometimes it keeps you from eating!"
"I don't like your eyes, because your eyes will see other men besides me..."
"I don't like your eyelashes because they always fall into your eyes and make you uncomfortable..."
"I don't like your..."
"Okay, that's enough!" Xiao Lang stopped them from moaning, "Let's start the next question."
Xiao Han smiled and read out the second question: "Excuse me, if your child and your wife fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first? Explain that neither your wife nor your child can swim, and there is no one around can help you."
Everyone burst into laughter, this old-fashioned question was asked again.
But this time I changed it a bit, and replaced the mother with the child, because Xiao Lang didn't have a mother.
Xiao Lang felt that this was not a problem at all: "I have two hands, one hand can save the other, and I can save at the same time."
Xiao Han was dumbfounded, is this okay?
"What if they are far away?"
Xiao Lang asked sharply: "Is this your third question?"
The best men hurriedly booed: "This question is over, over! Change to another one!"
"Okay, this question is over for you. The last question, after marriage, do housework, take care of children, do you want your wife to do these things, or do you do them yourself?"
A best man helped to answer: "Two people do it together!"
Xiao Lang replied without hesitation: "I will do it."
"Are you sure?" the female compatriots asked loudly.
Xiao Lang nodded: "I'm sure!"
The female compatriots envy Li Mingxi's good luck, while the male compatriots admire Xiao Lang's courage, but they disagree.
Li Mingchen patted him on the shoulder: "No wonder my sister agreed to marry you, so you still have something special."
Xiao Lang: "..."
Xiao Han said happily: "Congratulations, you passed the first test!"
"Hey, what is the first level?!" A best man asked in horror.
Xiao Lang was also terrified, could there be another level?
Xiao Han said with a wicked smile: "There is the last level inside, which is the bridesmaid's level. If the groom passes the bridesmaid's level, he will be able to pick up the bride."
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