A marriage contract: a genius, a black father

He spoke unhurriedly, with a gentle attitude and a sincere tone, with the expression of what a great husband I am, Xia Qing o(╯□╰)o.

"Have you been possessed by something today?" Xia Qing opened his mouth wide for a while to spit out such a sentence. An Xiaoyao would never speak like this. Although his tone was always the same, it sounded awkward no matter how he said it.

Like the sound of a repeater.

It's a great husband, I'm going to give it a go.

"Are you complaining that I'm lazy now? I told you I was lazy. Why didn't you think I was lazy when you married me, but now you despise me for being lazy. A man is really unreliable. I'm sorry for a woman who is not good at it. You don’t need money for a basket of baskets, like supermarket discounts. You clearly said that I don’t need to worry about anything. You clearly said that you can do housework without me. You clearly said that I don’t need to worry about marrying you. It turns out You lied to me, my mother said, married men and unmarried men are really different, girls should grow up, don't go astray, don't look at duplicity men, my mother is in the sky one day Very sad, her daughter actually met such a man who is not what he looks like, cheating marriage is not counted, cheating is not a responsible person, did not make breakfast for me, but gave me cold milk and bread when I got up, Soaking in the studio at noon and not eating with me, leaving me bored and sleeping in the room alone, my life is really miserable."

Xia Qing stared and cried for a while, and concluded, "My marriage is not happy at all, I want a divorce!!!!!!!"

An Xiaoyao originally wanted to guide Xia Qing in another direction, for example, to give him a little face and respect in front of his subordinates, but who knows, he guided two sentences, and Xia Qing replied ten sentences.

He was extremely depressed, your mother, the direction I led was obviously correct, why did he deviate to such an extent, why did someone like Mom, who she didn't even remember, come out, what a lie, what a memory.

He dared to bet that Xia's mother, who gave birth to the Xia family's three daughters, never said what Xia Qing said, it was definitely Xia Qing's imaginary words.

His mother-in-law should be a lady who thought she was very graceful and luxurious, very intelligent, and spoke very soulful, she was definitely not such a vulgar woman.

He watched Xia Qing silently turn his face away, come on, grandma, your last sentence is the point, right?

"Let me make a correction first. What do you mean by giving you cold milk and bread for breakfast? I warmed up the milk and told you to wake up to eat, but you couldn't wake up alive. You can't blame me. I will have breakfast with you at noon. You and Xiaoxue ran away without a trace, as a newlywed wife, you don't have the consciousness that you have only been married for less than three days." An Xiaoyao corrected her complaints, Xia Qing sometimes made a lot of nonsense.

"I didn't get up because I stayed in bed like a baby. For the sake of my body, you have to wake me up and feed me breakfast before going to work. Do you know how important breakfast is to a woman? If you don't eat The woman at breakfast is seriously aging, with wrinkles and spots. I was originally such a disfigured woman. If you destroy my appearance again, will I still have a way out? Oh my god, the more I talk about it, the more terrible it becomes. This marriage is so unhappy. I Divorce!!!"

Damn, every time you finish complaining, you have to add that the marriage is not happy, do I want a divorce? ? ? ?