A marriage contract: a genius, a black father

Eagle Eye saw that Long Si was not so irritable at last, so he remembered to go out with his IQ, and said with a little comfort, "First of all, you have to change your previous style, don't always see Boss Qiqi sticking to her like a big pet, it's very uncomfortable. good."

"Women are just like men. Most things that are too easy to get will not be cherished."

Agent No. [-] interface, "For example, you used to be devoted to her and obeyed everything, but she didn't even give you a look, and you have a crush on the man who is indifferent to her in Michael's uniform. This shows that when chasing a woman, you must cut off all kinds of things." Yi Baishun's loyal dog style will never catch up with women."

Agent No. [-] followed the topic and said, "Second, what you have to do is raise your posture and put on a noble and glamorous male god. Of course, it is quite difficult to make a noble and glamorous expression with the temperament of the boss. , let’s settle for the next best thing, you must at least make sure that even my local tyrant is also a local tyrant with pursuit, not a dog in estrus who will jump at any female at random.”

Long Si was furious, "Why do I feel like I've been scolded around the bush?"

Everyone said in unison, "Boss, this is your illusion."

Hawkeye said, "We are teaching you how to be a male god who can catch up with the goddess at the fastest speed. As long as you implement it carefully, you will surely achieve the ultimate goal of knocking down the goddess, and you will get the benefits of eating again and again. For the positive teaching material, please see Happy Boss."

Gelu said, "Didn't Boss Xiaoyao and Xia Qing hate each other at the beginning? Boss Xiaoyao once broke someone's leg. The two are in the same situation. Boss Xiaoyao is a noble and glamorous male god no matter what. Qianer, you see, chasing a wife so successfully can be used as a positive teaching material, this is definitely a teaching material for publicity, you have to learn."

Long Si, "..."

He really felt like he was being scolded.

"Boss, have you realized the essence of it?" Hawkeye looked at his boss expectantly, God, you can't afford to be hurt by following a boss who is obviously very high in IQ but often forgets to bring it when going out. Worry about his emotional problems.

Long Si thought about it with his limited EQ, "Aren't you talking about it just to let me ignore Qiqi?"

Gelu snapped his fingers, a child can be taught, not too stupid.

Everyone expressed a little relief.

Long Si snorted, "Just say it directly, why beat around the bush and talk a lot of nonsense."

Hawkeye said, "If we didn't give such a vivid example, would you have realized the essence of it? Could you have received such a shocking education?"

Long Si was very dissatisfied, "Listen to you bunch of bachelors farting, the advice you give me is to make me a monk, and I can't even eat a bite of tofu. This is some kind of bullshit chasing after women. I'm not a eunuch. "

A brown hair asked, "What is a eunuch?"

Hawkeye waved his hand, "The eunuch is the eunuch who was eunuched by your little brother. By the way, you understand and admire the ancient culture of China, but, having said that, you can't be so short-sighted. There is no temptation to eat a bite or two of tofu every now and then. Abducting people into bed, oppressing them for a long time, wherever you want, is the ultimate goal, okay?"

"Since you confessed your love to Boss Qiqi, you have been a monk for a long time and have been entertaining yourself with your right hand. It doesn't matter if you stay for a while, as long as the ultimate goal is achieved."

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