Painted Skin: Girl Monster Hunter

"Monsters? You already knew they were monsters, right? Now that you knew, why did you send them to your door!" Uncle Jiang cried and scolded himself ten thousand times in his heart. If there is no trouble, I will not offend the two aunts... Then I won't be caught by monsters... What a crime!

"Stop talking nonsense, I have caught them all, and I still think about what to do with them. Now I have to think about how to get out." Ning Wu scolded.

Ruyi sized up Uncle Jiang and asked, "You know some boxing skills, don't you?"

"Well, I know some boxing skills. However, it is far behind the two aunts."

In fact, Ruyi was a little puzzled. During the fight that day, Ning Wu slashed a sword when he raised his hand, but Uncle Jiang swayed and dodged it. The sudden retreat showed his skill. He should be a master. If you don't fight, you will admit defeat, and judging from his actions, he is definitely not pretending, he really can't fight...

Ruyi asked bluntly.

Uncle Jiang waved his hands repeatedly and said, "Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!"

It turns out that this trick has a name, it is called Lingbo Weibu, and he learned it after meeting an expert.Since he is a ruffian, he has nothing serious to do on weekdays, so he brings a few ruffians around every day.One day, I saw a beggar outside the hut, dressed in extremely shabby clothes, but carrying a huge gourd-shaped jug on his back.

When the weather was cold, the beggar was bare-chested and backless. His hair was dirty and long, covering his face so that he couldn't see clearly, but his big feet impressed Mr. Jiang deeply.That foot is twice the size of an average person.

I don't know if the beggar was drunk and ate something unclean. In short, he vomited and defecated outside before entering the latrine.

The smell was extremely strong, smelly and fishy. Uncle Jiang didn't want to be troublesome, so he passed by holding his nose, but the beggar vomited all over his neck.

Ordinary people can't bear this kind of thing, let alone the rogue Uncle Jiang.He was so angry that he asked the minions to go up and teach the beggar a lesson.

Unexpectedly, the beggar seems to be drunk, but his gait is extremely light, especially the trick of Lingbo Weibu is superb.

In the end, instead of touching his body, the minions stepped on the beggar's filth on the soles of their feet.

Uncle Jiang knew that he had met an expert, so he hurriedly sent his minions away, and begged the beggar to teach him two tricks.

The beggar seemed crazy and stupid, he laughed twice and didn't speak.

Uncle Jiang knelt down for him and said that as long as the beggar can teach him the trick of Lingboweibu, he will try his best to satisfy any request.

The beggar directly threw the big wine gourd to Uncle Jiang, saying that if Uncle Jiang could order wine that satisfied him, he would teach him this trick.

Uncle Jiang said yes again and again, and went to many wine shops, and the wine and beggars who returned were not satisfied.Finally, he went to the inn and asked the shopkeeper to fill him with a gourd of the best daughter's red.

When the wine was brought back, the beggar was lying on his own vomit and snoring and fell asleep. Uncle Jiang couldn't wake him up.

Uncle Jiang thought he was being teased, and was not very happy. He was about to leave with the gourd, but stepped on the beggar's vomit, slipped his foot and fell to the ground.The wine gourd rolled to the side, the lid of the pot fell off, and the strong aroma of wine overflowed.

The beggar's eyes lit up immediately, he rolled up, picked up the gourd, raised his head and drank, laughing and said: "Good wine, good wine!"