Merry Country

"Hongmei, what are you thinking about?" After lying there for a while, Huzi felt that lying down was not enjoyable at all. There was a beautiful woman lying beside him. You let a man stay honestly, unless he is a Homosexuality, sex, love, or something is wrong.

"Huzi, now you have hugged and hugged you, let you cuddle and touched you, should you let me go, now you have taken advantage of me." Li Hongmei's face was blushing. It was unacceptable for her to do this at home in broad daylight.

"Hongmei, don't worry, I will give you enough money for your mother's medical treatment, you, you let me put you to bed today." Huzi said, looking at Li Hongmei sideways.Huzi's gaze moved slowly from her face to her neck. Her skin was white and tender, and her collarbone was also very shapely. It moved slowly with her breathing. Unceasingly releasing charming and charming colors, at this time the bath fire in Huzi's body is slowly rising and burning continuously.

"You hate me, so I won't agree to you. If you are like this, I will be angry and ignore you." Of course, Li Hongmei will not agree to him easily, she knows that girls cannot easily put their own It was the first time to give it to someone else, if a man got it so easily, then he would definitely not cherish himself in the future.

Huzi was unwilling, he really wanted to be ruthless, just force it, but he really liked Li Hongmei and respected him, so he had to start from other places, muffled Said: "Hongmei, we lie here like this and there is not a trace, do you think this is okay, let me tell you a joke, it was Zhuzi who told me, it is very funny.

Of course, Li Hongmei didn't want to hear any jokes from him now, but she knew that Huzi was a dangerous person at this time, if he got angry and forcibly killed herself, what would she do?I can only say to him: "Okay, then you can talk about it."

Huzi usually has a carefree personality, but he is also careful. He can remember some things as long as he thinks about them, so he remembers these jokes very clearly. Now he can tell a lot of jokes with his mouth. He coughs He let out a sigh and said: "A staff member of the family planning office went to a mountain village to promote work, and found that every family here had overbirth, so he asked the local people, each of your families here has so many children, can they support them? The local people said : "Because we have frequent power outages here," the staff asked, "What does this have to do with power outages? The local people said: "After the power outage, we have nothing to do. If we don't fuck our own wives, what else can we do." "

After talking about this and digesting, Huzi secretly glanced at Li Hongmei, saw that her eyes were closed, her breathing was a little short, and he knew that she was listening to a joke he told. Her goal has come a lot closer. Sometimes, telling a joke with a woman in color has a good effect.

Huzi said with a smile, you didn't laugh, so I'll make another one with you.It is said that a rural woman went to the city to work as a nanny for others. One day when she was tidying up her master's room, she saw a used brush case, and she didn't know what it was, so she asked her master.The master asked her, you rural people don't do Emma at home, and the rural woman said: "We do, but it's not as crazy as you, and even the skin is removed. Seeing that Li Hongmei still closed her eyes and didn't speak, Huzi Not discouraged, and continued.

It is said that a rooster said to a group of hens: "What should you call me?" A hen born in the same nest as it on the same year, month, and day said: "My child is my father." The rooster shook his head and said: "No." It is one year younger than it. The eight-month-old hen said: "The head of the house." The rooster shook his head again.The youngest hen who did the stage said: "It should be called Jitou!" After hearing this, the rooster was so angry that he couldn't crow.After a while, the rooster jumped onto a basket and said loudly: "I will poke you all, I am the president.

Isn’t this still funny, then I’ll give you another one.It is said that a blind couple agreed to make love, the man said: "play cards."So I peeped and saw that it was so.One day, the young man sneaked into the blind man's house while he was out, and said to the blind woman, "Play cards." The blind woman said, "Start." So the two began to make love.The young man has great skills. At the climax and the tide, the blind female repeatedly praised: "Good card." At night, the blind male wanted to play cards with his wife again, and the blind female said, "Didn't you play once during the day?" Anxious and angry, he exclaimed: "No, someone stole the cards!

Li Hongmei couldn't help it anymore, laughed, looked at Huzi coquettishly, and said: "Zhuzi is really not a good guy, he taught you some bad things, I don't want to listen to it anymore, it seems that I am You really have to clean him up, or you will be spoiled by him.

Li Hongmei started talking, don't be afraid of being scolded, just be afraid that she will ignore you, as long as she starts talking, then you will take another step towards success, this is Zhu Zi's famous saying for picking up girls, although he He had never touched a woman before, so Huzi groaned and said, "Jokes can adjust the atmosphere. Everyone likes to hear them. I'll give you another one that is more exciting. It is said that there was an old monk who went into the mountain and didn't know the way. He saw the joke in front of him. A woman was plowing an ox in a field, so he went over to her and asked her for directions. The woman saw that he was a monk, and wanted to play tricks on him, saying, "If you want me to tell you, I can I told you.But answer my question? The monk asked: "Then you just say it, I know everything." The woman said: "I have a couplet here, and no one has matched the second couplet yet."If you come up right, I will tell you how to get there? "The monk is full of knowledge, so of course he is not afraid of the couplet, and said: "Then please tell the couplet." "The woman said: "I have been farming for dozens of summers, and I have never met a monk to talk to me. The big ** is facing up and the small ** is facing down. The woman was making fun of the monk with his bald head up and the bird down. The old monk was also unambiguous, and immediately answered her: "I have practiced for decades, and I have never seen a woman plowing the field. than forward..

What Huzi said became more and more straightforward. Li Hongmei couldn't stand it anymore, and wanted to sit up, but was held down by Huzi, unable to do so, so she could only say: "Let go of me, you say They are all crazy horses, Huzi, I am really angry."

Huzi said with a smile: "This joke is nothing special, so let me tell you the last one. I guarantee you will find it pleasant."

"I don't listen, I don't listen, you can't say anything good from your mouth." Li Hongmei shook her head and said.

"This is the last one, I won't say it after I finish this one." Hu Zi said.

"Well, it's you who said don't play tricks." Li Hongmei had no choice but to say.

Hu Zi smiled and said: "I promise, it will be the last one. It is said that a man and a woman went out to play and had to live in the same room at night. The woman drew a line on the bed and warned the man: If you pass by If you cross this line, you are a beast! The next morning, the woman found out that the man had really missed the line, so she immediately slapped the man and said, "I never thought that you are not as good as a beast!"

After the joke was finished, Huzi's hand began to grope around Li Hongmei's body, gradually increasing the range, and the last hand groped under her.

"Hmm... no... no... don't..." Li Hongmei resisted with all her strength, panting heavily, "Huzi...don't...don't do this..."

Huzi said in a very domineering tone: "Hongmei, do you understand the meaning of this joke? I don't want you to say that I am inferior to a beast. You are my woman, my..." After finishing speaking, he breathed a sigh of relief. Holding Li Hongmei's mouth, she could only whine and resist.

Li Hongmei feels very wronged in her heart now, but she really has never thought about it in her heart, why did it become a different meaning when she came to you, "No...don't...you don't want to touch others... Ah... you touched... ah... I... ah..."