Beauty's Personal Physician

"Miss, hello! Do you often suffer from dysmenorrhea? I have an ancestral cure for dysmenorrhea—the Moon Pain Elixir..."

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Holding a bottle of unknown objects in his hand, Yang Di strongly recommended his ancestral elixir to the college girls passing by, but the girl who was rushing to date rolled her eyes contemptuously, opened the distance, dropped two words, and rushed gone.

"Fuck!" Yang Di cursed, and another forty-something came around the corner, with a briefcase, wearing a suit, and bald head. He looked like a salesman, and he immediately went up to him again:

"Big brother, big brother! Look at you walking like a dragon and walking like a tiger, and your spirits are flying high. Do you have an appointment with me, little girl? Here is a bottle of tiger bone strengthening yang elixir, one pill will wrap you in a golden spear..."

"Go, go! You people who sell fake medicines are getting more and more arrogant! Last time I believed in that old Chinese doctor..." The bald man hurriedly waved Yang Di away, shook his head and sighed, looking like an old man. Walked away with the tone of being too foolish, suffering too much, and not going to stumble again.

"Fuck! You impotent man." After the man left, Yang Di raised his middle finger angrily, hoping to make money by selling elixir, but he didn't expect that no one would pay attention to how he yelled and yelled at the end of the day. .

"My medicine is the real medicine! It's not the fake medicine made out of leather shoes by those hospitals and pharmacies!" Yang Di sighed wanting to cry without tears. In today's society, selling the real medicine is still looked down upon by people.

With his head down, he cleaned up the alchemy bottles on the booth, touched the ashes for another day, and failed to sell a single pill. Instead, he lost his lunch money. In addition, he borrowed more than 3000 yuan from his roommates to buy medicinal materials for alchemy. But the food expenses for the three of them for one month, when they heard that they planned to start a business, the three of them donated it without hesitation to support him.

The result was good. Half a month later, he was sent to the hospital to scare the senior doctors to death, and then shocked the entire medical world. His elixir became famous in one fell swoop, but when they tested it, the metal exceeded the standard and was poisonous.

All right!The hospital had no eyesight, so he gritted his teeth and didn't plan to follow the official route, and planned to sell it directly on the roadside.Who told him that he didn't study medicine, he didn't have a doctor's certificate, he didn't have a business license, and he didn't have a pharmacy exemption from inspection.

Yang Di was about to close the stall and leave. A muscular old man with a ruddy complexion and a white beard and a goatee in kung fu clothes, and a pretty urban Yiren on the right hand side walked slowly, holding his arm.

Naturally, the old man couldn't attract Yang Di's attention, and his eyes were all focused on the urban beauty.

Slightly curly hair, parted in the middle, very mature and stable, thin eyebrows and two curls, not a little cumbersome, phoenix eyes lying on silkworms, jade nose upright, fair face, a touch of red lips is even more amazing, skin pink small suit matching A burgundy tutu skirt, a plain white shirt inside a small suit, and a small butterfly bow tie, with a fierce arc on his chest, which made Yang Di almost bite his tongue.

From the height of the peak, it is not enough to describe, only Hao can highlight the value of this twin peak.The slender legs are covered with countless black silks. She is not well-dressed, but every part is beautiful.

The old man brought this beautiful woman to Yang Di's stall, and while Yang Di was dumbfounded, he picked up a glass bottle with the label 'Nurture Health Pill', and shook his head with a sigh:

"Silly boy, pills have lost their status in China long ago. And at your age, who would believe you. Even if you are not old enough to talk about heroes, isn't it obvious that you are lying in a remote alley and yelling?"

"What is cheating?" When he said this, Yang Di suddenly felt uncomfortable, and looked away from the tightly wrapped big breasts, and snatched the pill bottle from the old man regardless of whether he respected the old or not. Come back and yell at the old man:

"Boy, I'm a poor man, but the pill I practiced is a real panacea. An old man like you can feel its effect after taking one pill. Life extension, rejuvenation... Forget it, you ordinary people, how do you know these things? The value of the elixir is also to blame for my being blind and running here to sell the medicine."

"The tone is not small!" The old man also seemed to have a temper. After being yelled at by him, he blew his beard and stared, looked at Yang Di, and also choked: "Old man, I think you are young, so I advise you to rein in the precipice for your own good. It's just the bragging of traditional Chinese medicine and feudal superstition. Now who doesn't know that the alchemy made by alchemists and Taoists are all metals exceeding the standard, and eating things will kill people. I am young and do not want to make progress. I want to use these It is a shame for society to cheat people with harmful things left over from feudal superstition!"

"Grandpa! Why are you talking so much to him? Just call the police!" The beauty frowned slightly when she saw that the two were on the shoulders, and said to the old man without looking at Yang Di.

"So it's not Xiaomi? Tsk tsk? Could it be grandpa?" When the beauty opened her mouth, Yang Di's eyes lit up when she said grandpa, but he was scolded as a social shame and wanted to call the police to arrest him. He has always been an honest man , the helpful Yang Di was instantly unhappy. He pointed at the old man, resisted the urge to scold his mother, and replied: "Old man, and this lady, have you eaten it? It's your family, your friend Have you been poisoned after eating my pill? If not, please don’t speak indiscriminately, and be careful that I will sue you for defamation.”

"Hmph!" The old man snorted disdainfully, "Young man, don't point and point when you talk. The old man has never taken your medicine, but he has suffered from it. Even if your medicine is really effective, why don't you send it to me?" Hospital, send it to a research institution, if it is really useful, do you still need to set up a stall on the side of the road?"

"I...I..." Being poked in pain, Yang Di stuttered, hating those inspectors to death, he had tried all these pills, and even saved a heart attack when he was in his hometown The person who had the attack, unfortunately, was emotional at the time, and left after saving the person.No one really knows the magical effect of these elixirs of his.

"What me? I've seen a lot of fake medicines, but this is the first time I've seen a charlatan who sells golden pills and silver pills?" contrast.

But who told Yang Di to point and point at the old man, she naturally helped the family.

"You can't speak! Don't come here again. This old street and alley is quiet. You yell here every day, disturbing the leisure of many people." Seeing that he was weak, the old man lowered his voice quite a bit, but Still not welcome.

Yang Di opened his eyes again, but the old man glared over even more imposingly, his tiger eyes were like lightning, Yang Di finally held down the idea of ​​continuing the theory, he opened his mouth, no matter how he was at a disadvantage, he kept his head down and continued to pack things , muttering with a little disdain: "After decades of practicing outer martial arts, I haven't developed inner qi, and I still insist on collecting qi every day. At this age, it's really shameful that my aging and stiff meridians want to hit the qi cultivation state."

Seeing Yang Di bow his head and admit defeat, the old man puffed out his chest like a victorious rooster, patted his granddaughter's hand, and planned to leave, but he, with sharp ears, heard Yang Di's muttering, and instantly broke away from the big-breasted girl's hand, and went up The previous step grabbed Yang Di's collar and asked anxiously: "Are you also a warrior?"

"Old man?" Being grabbed by the collar and stared at, Yang Di also frowned.After suffering so much weather, naturally he won't show a good face again: "Don't think that I won't dare to do anything because you are old. Your bone refinement level ability is not enough for me!"

Not to mention that Yang Di was caught off guard, even the big-breasted girl was taken aback for a moment: "Grandpa, what are you doing?"

"Yes... I'm sorry!" The old man also realized that he was too excited, and quickly loosened Yang Di's collar. The boy in front of him could tell his own cultivation level at a glance, and his abilities were naturally much higher than his.He put away his contempt, became cautious, and even asked in a low voice: "Young man, you...what school did you come from?"

"No family, no sect." Yang Di straightened his collar. He set up a stall here and met the old man several times. He was dressed in kung fu clothes every day. Although he didn't know what kind of kung fu he practiced, he thought he was a low-level foreign sect The body training method, and the aptitude is so-so. After decades, even the outer martial arts can also cultivate the internal energy.