Beauty's Personal Physician
Chapter 1617 Outsmarting Immortal Wine
"Drunken Monkey..." Yang Di's eyes glowed. They had seen that kind of strange creature before, and it was really not easy.
He informed everyone of this situation, which made everyone amazed. It turned out that the legendary immortal wine not only really existed, but also had this kind of inside story.
Baixue and Zitong were curious about why someone would suddenly know this, and Yang Di lied about it, arguing that the three of them had seen some clues in the volcano before.
"Drunken spirit monkeys inhabit in groups, and it may be very difficult to dig out their old dens!" Xuelin said with a curled lips. The goal is there, but whether it can be achieved requires another way.
Yang Di stroked his chin and said, "Well, it must be a good countermeasure..."
Just when Yang Di and the other eight were racking their brains to proceed to the next step, some of the people who broke into the chaotic mist had already landed on the Drunken Immortal Island with difficulty.
It was extremely lucky that they were able to succeed. Not long ago, the chaotic mist in that water area began to slowly dissipate.
Even Yang Di and the others don't know about this situation. It is conceivable that there must be something wrong with this area right now.
After the chaotic sea of fog faded, a large number of monks found their way, and after discovering the traces of Drunken Immortal Island, they were all overjoyed.
As for Huang Shun and Cao Yu, they even landed on Zuixian Island early, and now they have searched everywhere on the island.
There was coldness in the eyes of this group of people, not only looking for fortune, but also looking for the whereabouts of Yang Di and the others.
Not only people like Huang Shun and Cao Yu, but also a group of necromancers came to the island, and both the number and lineup were much more terrifying than the previous group.
Through some means, this group of necromancers received a message from the previous group of necromancers, and learned what happened, their faces were quite gloomy.
"That brat dared to kill us?" the leader of the necromancer said coldly.
A necromancer snorted: "He is looking for his own death, he is just a tool in the eyes of Master Meng Zhen, how dare he not know what is good or bad like this."
This group of undead servants is quite angry. Being enslaved by powerful undead and turning into this kind of appearance of neither human nor ghost is already miserable enough. Now even the little sense of superiority obtained from undead is trampled and despised by people. Unbearable for them.
When many monks and necromancers came to the island one after another, Yang Di and the others had already thought of a trick.
Not long after, Yang Di and Gu Liang secretly went to investigate the drunk monkey's lair and got a lot of useful information.
Those strange creatures are addicted to alcohol, whether they are sentry or idle monkeys, they often hold a wine jar, get dizzy from drinking, and go crazy everywhere.
This is obviously an opportunity to take advantage of. The drunken creatures are in a state of confusion and unconsciousness.
However, because of the drunkenness, once those spirit monkeys got angry, it was almost impossible to restrain them, they were extremely aggressive, and they shot very violently.
Regarding this point, Yang Di and the others are already very experienced, and they are really afraid of being surrounded by a large group of ferocious alcoholics.
After returning to the hiding place, Susu and the others were a little speechless about Yang Di's method when they heard the situation.
This guy actually wanted to fight poison with poison, and simply made those spirit monkeys even more drunk than they are now.
"Are you sure you can get those drunkards drunk?" Xuelin was also curious. Strictly speaking, those creatures were already very drunk.
However, most of the creatures on the island have a characteristic, even if they are drunk, they will not fall down like a puddle of mud.
Their behavior is very strange, just like people who go crazy after being drunk, but they don't faint, and even in the chaos, they still retain a certain amount of reason.
Facing this kind of creature that is always intoxicated, it is really not easy to put it down. Ordinary wine is definitely not comparable to the things on the island.
Yang Di was very confident, and said: "Have you forgotten what I do? Later, I will carefully prepare a kind of medicinal wine. The medicinal ingredients in it will maximize the effect of the wine."
Hearing this, Xuelin and the others were taken aback, only then did they realize that someone is really good at this.
"Medicinal wine?" Su Su was a little skeptical: "Even if what you made is useful, how do you feed those spirit monkeys?"
"No need to say hello, alcoholics of that level can't calm down as soon as they smell the aroma of wine, as long as they put medicinal wine around their lair, those monkeys will naturally enjoy it!" Yang Di said with a smile, he is not greedy for drinking, but He knows the temper of alcoholics quite well.
"Boss, you must make it fragrant and special. Those drunkards are not easy to deal with." Wei Chen joked that many things on this island, including the water in the stream, have the power of alcohol, and the alcohol in various things has the power of alcohol. The fragrance is all kinds of strange, so the creatures living here can be said to have tasted all kinds of fine wines.
"It's not difficult. I'll use local materials to temporarily brew some good wine for those monkeys!"
Yang Di has read many miscellaneous books before, and he is somewhat clear about the brewing techniques of various types of wine.
Although the food on this island has a variety of wine aromas, the sense of hierarchy is not outstanding enough. In the modern society of the desolate world, vodka, brandy, champagne, kumiss, etc., all have unusually prominent flavors, which are left to Yang Di. There is still a lot of room for manipulation.
Combining the nature of those monkeys, Yang Di decided to brew banana wine. Anyway, there seems to be no monkey in the world who does not like bananas, even the master with great powers in Journey to the West is not exempt.
In addition, after the fruit is ripe, the sugar content is considerable, and it is not difficult to ferment and make wine.
There are many banana groves growing on this island, and it is convenient to use local materials. Those bananas themselves have strong wine power, but in order to attract monkeys, Yang Di has to brew them carefully.
The tools for brewing wine are not difficult. They can be replaced by large-volume instruments. If it is not possible, you can find a piece of hard rock nearby to polish temporarily.
In less than half a day, Yang Di led everyone to brew more than ten large tanks of fragrant banana wine in the mountains and forests.
The slightly turbid banana wine exuded an alluring aroma, and even Xu Bai and the others couldn't help but want to take a few sips.
But this is not the end, and then, Yang Di called everyone to continue to work, to further process the crude wine, which is often referred to as distillation in the winemaking process.
If any wine is brewed without distillation, the alcohol content will not be too high, and there will be many impurities.
That monstrous water of life is the essence of ordinary vodka that has been distilled nearly a hundred times.
It took a few more hours, and everything was finally done. In front of Yang Di and the others were three large tanks of pale golden yellow liquid.
The bananas on this fairy island are very unusual, so the wine brewed is also not simple.
For the three big tanks of wine, Yang Di and the others consumed nearly ten thousand catties of bananas, and now the three tanks of light golden wine smell drunk.
But everything is not over yet. After the finished wine was brewed, Yang Di went further and incorporated a lot of ingredients into the wine.
It is mainly psychedelic and paralyzing genius treasures. These things are mixed in, and the three-cylinder aroma is overflowing, and the wine with terrible alcohol strength is brewed.
Because the motive is not pure, the wine that Yang Di concocted is not suitable for people to drink, and it is easy to hurt the body.
In fact, its terrifying power was soon revealed. When they were put into stone jars, Xu Bai and the others fell to the ground after only taking a few sips.
The power of that kind of medicinal wine will make people dizzy with just a sip of the wine, but it has a strong aroma and strong addictive effect, and someone shamelessly blended ingredients to dissolve spiritual power in the wine, even if it is Cultivator, if you smell it, your whole body will be soft and you will not be able to lift your energy.
Yang Di woke up a few guys in time, and then simply used Taoism to quickly complete the canning.
After a busy day, everyone got ready, about thousands of jars of fragrant medicinal wine, enough to torment those monkeys.
"Don't worry, we'll take action at night." Yang Di smiled sinisterly. This is the result of his hard work all day, so it's natural that he will succeed once.
"Why do I think this kind of labor is very insignificant..." Xuelin blushed a little.
"Indeed, the poor monkeys don't know that they are going to be in trouble!" Su Su nodded and smiled.
Yang Di waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "Don't worry, the big deal is that we should try not to hurt those monkeys when we act."
Of course, this is only a problem under ideal conditions. If there is an accident or danger, they still have to put their own safety first. Besides, even earthworms eat meat on this island, so there is no good at all...
The night was dark and the wind was high, Yang Di and his group attacked quietly, drove along the ravine, and sneaked near the nest of the drunk monkey.
At this time, the area around the hillside was much quieter, not as noisy as it was during the day.
"Be careful, these monkeys are very sensitive." In the grass, Xuelin reminded everyone.
"We can't get any closer. If we are discovered, our plan may go to waste." Yang Di nodded.
"Then shall we throw all the wine jars over there?" Lu Yufan asked, this place is about a few hundred meters away from the Drunken Spirit Monkey's lair, and with their strength, it's not difficult to throw them over.
It's just that the wine cans are easy to break, and they must be accurately placed on the grass or sand below the mountain.
"This is too blatant, don't underestimate the wisdom of those monkeys." Yang Di shook his head, disagreeing.
"When we came to explore the road during the day, there seemed to be a stream passing through nearby. We can throw the wine jar upstream and let the monkeys pick it up from the water, so they won't suspect it!" Xuelin thought for a while , eyes brightened.
"Good way, just do it like this. You put all the wine jars on the ground, and I'll send them over."
Yang Di smiled and nodded. This method is good. Anyway, there are all kinds of wine-related things everywhere on this island. If it came from the upper reaches, the group of monkeys should think it is normal.
Everyone followed suit and put down all the stone pots they were carrying, Xu Bai asked, "Boss, are you going to fly into the air to release it?"
"It's not such a trouble, look at me!" Yang Di smiled, and under the astonished eyes of everyone, thousands of wine cans had already lifted off the ground and drifted away silently.
During the whole process, Yang Di stayed in place, didn't move at all, and couldn't see the release of spiritual power.
In fact, if it is supported by spiritual power, it can't be moved too far. As the purest basic power, spiritual power lacks divinity, and the range that ordinary monks can control spiritual power will not be too far.
He informed everyone of this situation, which made everyone amazed. It turned out that the legendary immortal wine not only really existed, but also had this kind of inside story.
Baixue and Zitong were curious about why someone would suddenly know this, and Yang Di lied about it, arguing that the three of them had seen some clues in the volcano before.
"Drunken spirit monkeys inhabit in groups, and it may be very difficult to dig out their old dens!" Xuelin said with a curled lips. The goal is there, but whether it can be achieved requires another way.
Yang Di stroked his chin and said, "Well, it must be a good countermeasure..."
Just when Yang Di and the other eight were racking their brains to proceed to the next step, some of the people who broke into the chaotic mist had already landed on the Drunken Immortal Island with difficulty.
It was extremely lucky that they were able to succeed. Not long ago, the chaotic mist in that water area began to slowly dissipate.
Even Yang Di and the others don't know about this situation. It is conceivable that there must be something wrong with this area right now.
After the chaotic sea of fog faded, a large number of monks found their way, and after discovering the traces of Drunken Immortal Island, they were all overjoyed.
As for Huang Shun and Cao Yu, they even landed on Zuixian Island early, and now they have searched everywhere on the island.
There was coldness in the eyes of this group of people, not only looking for fortune, but also looking for the whereabouts of Yang Di and the others.
Not only people like Huang Shun and Cao Yu, but also a group of necromancers came to the island, and both the number and lineup were much more terrifying than the previous group.
Through some means, this group of necromancers received a message from the previous group of necromancers, and learned what happened, their faces were quite gloomy.
"That brat dared to kill us?" the leader of the necromancer said coldly.
A necromancer snorted: "He is looking for his own death, he is just a tool in the eyes of Master Meng Zhen, how dare he not know what is good or bad like this."
This group of undead servants is quite angry. Being enslaved by powerful undead and turning into this kind of appearance of neither human nor ghost is already miserable enough. Now even the little sense of superiority obtained from undead is trampled and despised by people. Unbearable for them.
When many monks and necromancers came to the island one after another, Yang Di and the others had already thought of a trick.
Not long after, Yang Di and Gu Liang secretly went to investigate the drunk monkey's lair and got a lot of useful information.
Those strange creatures are addicted to alcohol, whether they are sentry or idle monkeys, they often hold a wine jar, get dizzy from drinking, and go crazy everywhere.
This is obviously an opportunity to take advantage of. The drunken creatures are in a state of confusion and unconsciousness.
However, because of the drunkenness, once those spirit monkeys got angry, it was almost impossible to restrain them, they were extremely aggressive, and they shot very violently.
Regarding this point, Yang Di and the others are already very experienced, and they are really afraid of being surrounded by a large group of ferocious alcoholics.
After returning to the hiding place, Susu and the others were a little speechless about Yang Di's method when they heard the situation.
This guy actually wanted to fight poison with poison, and simply made those spirit monkeys even more drunk than they are now.
"Are you sure you can get those drunkards drunk?" Xuelin was also curious. Strictly speaking, those creatures were already very drunk.
However, most of the creatures on the island have a characteristic, even if they are drunk, they will not fall down like a puddle of mud.
Their behavior is very strange, just like people who go crazy after being drunk, but they don't faint, and even in the chaos, they still retain a certain amount of reason.
Facing this kind of creature that is always intoxicated, it is really not easy to put it down. Ordinary wine is definitely not comparable to the things on the island.
Yang Di was very confident, and said: "Have you forgotten what I do? Later, I will carefully prepare a kind of medicinal wine. The medicinal ingredients in it will maximize the effect of the wine."
Hearing this, Xuelin and the others were taken aback, only then did they realize that someone is really good at this.
"Medicinal wine?" Su Su was a little skeptical: "Even if what you made is useful, how do you feed those spirit monkeys?"
"No need to say hello, alcoholics of that level can't calm down as soon as they smell the aroma of wine, as long as they put medicinal wine around their lair, those monkeys will naturally enjoy it!" Yang Di said with a smile, he is not greedy for drinking, but He knows the temper of alcoholics quite well.
"Boss, you must make it fragrant and special. Those drunkards are not easy to deal with." Wei Chen joked that many things on this island, including the water in the stream, have the power of alcohol, and the alcohol in various things has the power of alcohol. The fragrance is all kinds of strange, so the creatures living here can be said to have tasted all kinds of fine wines.
"It's not difficult. I'll use local materials to temporarily brew some good wine for those monkeys!"
Yang Di has read many miscellaneous books before, and he is somewhat clear about the brewing techniques of various types of wine.
Although the food on this island has a variety of wine aromas, the sense of hierarchy is not outstanding enough. In the modern society of the desolate world, vodka, brandy, champagne, kumiss, etc., all have unusually prominent flavors, which are left to Yang Di. There is still a lot of room for manipulation.
Combining the nature of those monkeys, Yang Di decided to brew banana wine. Anyway, there seems to be no monkey in the world who does not like bananas, even the master with great powers in Journey to the West is not exempt.
In addition, after the fruit is ripe, the sugar content is considerable, and it is not difficult to ferment and make wine.
There are many banana groves growing on this island, and it is convenient to use local materials. Those bananas themselves have strong wine power, but in order to attract monkeys, Yang Di has to brew them carefully.
The tools for brewing wine are not difficult. They can be replaced by large-volume instruments. If it is not possible, you can find a piece of hard rock nearby to polish temporarily.
In less than half a day, Yang Di led everyone to brew more than ten large tanks of fragrant banana wine in the mountains and forests.
The slightly turbid banana wine exuded an alluring aroma, and even Xu Bai and the others couldn't help but want to take a few sips.
But this is not the end, and then, Yang Di called everyone to continue to work, to further process the crude wine, which is often referred to as distillation in the winemaking process.
If any wine is brewed without distillation, the alcohol content will not be too high, and there will be many impurities.
That monstrous water of life is the essence of ordinary vodka that has been distilled nearly a hundred times.
It took a few more hours, and everything was finally done. In front of Yang Di and the others were three large tanks of pale golden yellow liquid.
The bananas on this fairy island are very unusual, so the wine brewed is also not simple.
For the three big tanks of wine, Yang Di and the others consumed nearly ten thousand catties of bananas, and now the three tanks of light golden wine smell drunk.
But everything is not over yet. After the finished wine was brewed, Yang Di went further and incorporated a lot of ingredients into the wine.
It is mainly psychedelic and paralyzing genius treasures. These things are mixed in, and the three-cylinder aroma is overflowing, and the wine with terrible alcohol strength is brewed.
Because the motive is not pure, the wine that Yang Di concocted is not suitable for people to drink, and it is easy to hurt the body.
In fact, its terrifying power was soon revealed. When they were put into stone jars, Xu Bai and the others fell to the ground after only taking a few sips.
The power of that kind of medicinal wine will make people dizzy with just a sip of the wine, but it has a strong aroma and strong addictive effect, and someone shamelessly blended ingredients to dissolve spiritual power in the wine, even if it is Cultivator, if you smell it, your whole body will be soft and you will not be able to lift your energy.
Yang Di woke up a few guys in time, and then simply used Taoism to quickly complete the canning.
After a busy day, everyone got ready, about thousands of jars of fragrant medicinal wine, enough to torment those monkeys.
"Don't worry, we'll take action at night." Yang Di smiled sinisterly. This is the result of his hard work all day, so it's natural that he will succeed once.
"Why do I think this kind of labor is very insignificant..." Xuelin blushed a little.
"Indeed, the poor monkeys don't know that they are going to be in trouble!" Su Su nodded and smiled.
Yang Di waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "Don't worry, the big deal is that we should try not to hurt those monkeys when we act."
Of course, this is only a problem under ideal conditions. If there is an accident or danger, they still have to put their own safety first. Besides, even earthworms eat meat on this island, so there is no good at all...
The night was dark and the wind was high, Yang Di and his group attacked quietly, drove along the ravine, and sneaked near the nest of the drunk monkey.
At this time, the area around the hillside was much quieter, not as noisy as it was during the day.
"Be careful, these monkeys are very sensitive." In the grass, Xuelin reminded everyone.
"We can't get any closer. If we are discovered, our plan may go to waste." Yang Di nodded.
"Then shall we throw all the wine jars over there?" Lu Yufan asked, this place is about a few hundred meters away from the Drunken Spirit Monkey's lair, and with their strength, it's not difficult to throw them over.
It's just that the wine cans are easy to break, and they must be accurately placed on the grass or sand below the mountain.
"This is too blatant, don't underestimate the wisdom of those monkeys." Yang Di shook his head, disagreeing.
"When we came to explore the road during the day, there seemed to be a stream passing through nearby. We can throw the wine jar upstream and let the monkeys pick it up from the water, so they won't suspect it!" Xuelin thought for a while , eyes brightened.
"Good way, just do it like this. You put all the wine jars on the ground, and I'll send them over."
Yang Di smiled and nodded. This method is good. Anyway, there are all kinds of wine-related things everywhere on this island. If it came from the upper reaches, the group of monkeys should think it is normal.
Everyone followed suit and put down all the stone pots they were carrying, Xu Bai asked, "Boss, are you going to fly into the air to release it?"
"It's not such a trouble, look at me!" Yang Di smiled, and under the astonished eyes of everyone, thousands of wine cans had already lifted off the ground and drifted away silently.
During the whole process, Yang Di stayed in place, didn't move at all, and couldn't see the release of spiritual power.
In fact, if it is supported by spiritual power, it can't be moved too far. As the purest basic power, spiritual power lacks divinity, and the range that ordinary monks can control spiritual power will not be too far.
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