Beauty's Personal Physician

When Yang's mother came out to pick up the duck to make salted water duck, Juniper suddenly put down the pork knuckle that was being shaved in his hand, raised his head, and asked with hope in his eyes: "Auntie, uncle and the old man just slaughtered a pig this morning. Bar?"

"That's right, Yang Di's father and his grandfather want to pay New Year's greetings to the neighbors in the neighborhood. It's our custom here to send a catty of meat along the way. There are not many left in the family now." Yang's mother turned her head with a smile.

"Is the pig's tail still there?" Juniper stretched his neck.

"Here, Xiaosong, do you want to eat that?"

"Ahem... Auntie, can you fry me in hot oil..." Juniper felt a little embarrassed.

"Success! Why can't it work?" Mother Yang waved her hands nonchalantly, "But I think it will be cooked in brine first, and then overheated oil, so that you will taste better!"

"Yeah!" Juniper was overjoyed, but then hesitated: "Would that bother you too much, Auntie..."

"Hi! There are a lot of things to do, wait, I will definitely fix them for you before dinner!" Mother Yang smiled and went back to the house with the duck.

"Yeah!" Juniper clapped his hands, as if he had a soft spot for the thing.

At the end, he poked Yang Di who was busy, and asked a little nervously, "That... don't you think it's ugly?"

"Ugly?" Yang Di didn't turn the corner for a while, and raised his head with doubts.

"It means, after dinner, I'll be the only one secretly eating pig's tail, don't you think you won't like it?" Juniper explained.

"Halo, what's not to like about this, just eat it if you like it, what's the big deal." Yang Di was speechless.

But this kind of response was different in Juniper's ears. He was moved and looked back at the kitchen in the yard, then turned his head and complained angrily: "When I was at home for the New Year, I Every time Dad buys a pig’s head and comes back to make a “three-yuan pig face”, he always puts a pig’s tail on it, but he never allows me to eat it at the New Year’s Eve dinner. He said that eating alone like that would be ugly and impolite in front of relatives and guests It embarrasses him, and even ordered the chef to throw the pig tail into the trash can, and he is not allowed to make it for me. Compared with my father, my aunt is really nice, and she still thinks how to make it better for me!"

"Hehe, these rural areas are not so rigid." Yang Di smiled, a little at a loss for what to say, he never thought that this kid would sometimes have such an emotional side.

"Auntie is such a nice person, I will be a member of your Yang family from now on!" As a result, Juniper then added affectionately, if he was a flower girl, it would make people think that he was thinking about the Yang family, I'm going to make a promise to Yang Di.

"Get out!" Yang Di was furious, resolutely disgusted, and almost threw his pig's elbow in the past. This dead bastard is really unscrupulous, and he will always be so worthy of a beating.

"Hey hey!" Juniper smiled dryly, eating his favorite deep-fried pig's tail, he was already very satisfied with this New Year's Eve dinner, he looked indifferent, and he couldn't be shaken at all.

"Song, how is Zhang Luo, the helper who went up to the mountain to collect herbs?" Yang Di didn't bother to joke with this idiot, so he changed the subject and asked.

"With my young master, there is nothing that can't be done. Don't worry, the manpower has been recruited, and we can start work after the eighth day of the eighth day!" Juniper looked proud.

"Oh? You are very good at it. Now that the human resources market is closed for holidays, how did you find someone in such a short time?" Yang Di was surprised.

"It's very simple, post job advertisements online."

"Nani? Now the uncle who farms in the countryside can also access the Internet?" Yang Di stared wide-eyed.

"No, the advertisement is for the children of uncles and uncles, that is, those middle school students and high school students. Help me make an appointment with a labor force. I will give them 200 yuan as a new year's money. Those little guys who are waiting for pocket money to wander around during the New Year, but Active!" Juniper waved his hand.

"Depend on!"

Yang Di was completely convinced, this dead bastard lived in ancient times, and he was definitely the material of a rich and profiteer. He has all kinds of weird ideas, so awesome!

"Then where's your elixir?" Juniper suddenly raised his head with great concern after he was overjoyed.

"Well, it's almost enough, there are not three thousand, there are two thousand, and the varieties are all the same," Yang Di also smiled proudly: "I'm not afraid to scare you, even if I say that I can cure all diseases, I'm not afraid to speak out! "

"Fuck! You are awesome!" Juniper was overjoyed, "It looks like our plan to make a fortune is about to get on the right track. To celebrate, let's have a few drinks tonight!"

"Get out!" Yang Di grabbed his collar and threatened viciously: "Later, if you dare to persuade you to drink in front of those three wild girls, I will definitely peel your skin!"

"Those three yellow-haired girls are so fierce?" Juniper looked scared.

"nonsense!"

……

"Crackling~~~~"

After a series of joyful firecrackers, the Yang family's old house, after a busy day for the New Year's Eve dinner, finally started the meal.

In the hall, under the dim light, it was steaming. Two huge wooden tables were pushed together, and they were filled with large pots of dishes. They were not exquisite, but chicken, duck, fish, roasted, stewed, stewed and stewed. , everything you need.

The wine is also a hodgepodge of drinking, the three wild girls are very restrained this time, and they are more foreign, opened two bottles of champagne, but the old man, father Yang and relatives who came to the house still love baijiu. I was very caring and bought a few bottles of good Moutai for my elders.

Two girls, Su Yu and Cheng Xin, took Yang's mother to drink red wine there. They felt that a moderate amount of wine was very good for the elderly.

The atmosphere in the whole room was extraordinarily lively, everyone was very easy-going and not too formal.

Those three savage girls, in the end, were completely scattered. The bones and chicken wings were so goddamn, they didn't use chopsticks, and they just stretched out their hands to grab them, making their hands dripping with oil, which was a joy.

After eating this New Year's Eve dinner for a long time, when she was almost full, the crazy girl Ning Yunzhu called.

"Yang Di, the package I ordered has arrived, accompany me to sign for it!" Ning Yunzhu took a sip of champagne, patted her chest and inhaled, stood up and squinted her eyes and yelled.

"Package?" Yang Di was also full, and couldn't help but wonder, on this New Year's Eve, could there be such a dedicated courier to deliver things.

"Come on, stop talking nonsense!"

The crazy girl came up to urge him, pulled Yang Di and walked out.

……

After a while.

At the entrance of the village, beside the mound, a long and large truck has been turned off, the back door is opened, and the inside is full of colorful things.

Ning Yunzhu was signing orders for several deliverymen. Yang Di stood behind the carriage and took a deep breath, feeling the urge to vomit blood.

pack?

Nima, do you have such a big package, it almost catches up with the container, okay?

Comrade Yang Di was in a mess for a moment. I thought that the crazy girl had finally calmed down on New Year's Eve and stopped making people troublesome. As a result... the crazy girl is not quiet anymore, but her good show, which is still to come , just started.

This car was full, and it was filled with fireworks and firecrackers.

The three-and-a-half-ton truck is so full, girl, are you going against the sky?

"Hee hee! How about it, the presents I bought for everyone are surprising enough, right?" After signing the bill, the crazy girl came up to her with a smile on her face.

"Yeah, I'm so surprised, just don't burn our village down later." Yang Di was full of black lines, he had no choice but to pray silently for her to stop causing trouble later.

Over there, the delivery man has already started unloading.

As Yang Di expected, half an hour later, a hill of fireworks and firecrackers was piled up in the snow at the entrance of the village, and many of them were of the kind that were very domineering and exaggerated.

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Very pornographic and violent, is there any?