Baolu Tianxing

On the weekend, Da Ya arrived as scheduled. After the meeting, he beat Wu Chen first. Seeing that he was completely fine, he felt relieved, chattered while driving, and walked back unsteadily.

"Hey, damn it, there's someone even worse than me!" Da Ya exclaimed suddenly, holding the steering wheel with one hand and pointing forward with the other.

"Hold the safety disc!" Wu Chen said angrily, and looked along Da Ya's finger, and sure enough, he saw a black Mercedes-Benz S500 moving slowly in front of the driveway, and at a glance, he knew that the driver was a novice. I'm afraid that if you follow such a novice, the other party's sudden slam on the brakes will scare you enough.

"Sit down, you!" Da Ya saw that there was a traffic light in front of him, and it just turned red at this time, and there were dozens of meters away from the traffic light, so he wanted to go there and stop.As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, he went around with a "crack~".

Wu Chen was looking at the front when he was shaken suddenly, his head almost hit the window glass, and just about to curse, Da Ya had already pushed the car back to a long way and stopped, but the space was limited, and the rear of the car was barely straightened , but fortunately, looking in the rearview mirror, the car behind has also stopped.

"How is it? Dude, this skill is not covered!" Da Ya supported the steering wheel and bragged triumphantly. This move was clean and neat. For a novice, it was indeed not easy. Wu Chen thought he couldn't do it. To, of course, if it is, it will not be the case.

"I said..." Wu Chen rubbed his head, and was about to complain when he heard a "bang", felt the car shake, and choked back half of what he had said.A thought flashed through my mind, damn it, did this hit me!

The two of them had never encountered such a situation before, and they didn't know what to do. They stared at each other for a while before reacting.

"It seems to be a woman?!" Wu Chen leaned forward to take a closer look in the rearview mirror, then turned his head and said to Da Ya.

"Damn, if I knew it was a woman, I wouldn't have fucked it!" Da Ya patted his head and said annoyedly, "The reaction of a woman is slow! Didn't it stop, why did it hit me again!"

"Hurry up and take a look, what are you still doing?" What are you talking about now!Wu Chen pushed open the car door and walked down. Da Ya opened his mouth and moved his lips, trying to say something, but he didn't say it.

Wu Chen walked to the rear of the car and took a closer look. There was nothing serious. Hey, Gio is still strong!There is a bumper on the butt, and the car has not been washed for a long time, so it is so black and dirty that it can't be seen. It seems that there is only a layer of dust on it, and the paint inside is not exposed!

Looking at the opponent's big run, it was a bit miserable. The front left corner facing Gio's bumper was obviously dented by a large piece, and the shiny black patent leather was also scratched.Wu Chen frowned, and shook his head, "Sure enough, the good stuff is useless!"

At this time, Da Ya also came over, looked at the place where he touched, scraped the bumper with his hand a few times, and found that the dust on it was stronger than brushing it!It seems that not washing the car is sometimes not necessarily a bad thing!Glancing at the other driver's seat again, seeing that the owner of the car was still sitting in the car calmly, showing no intention of getting out of the car, he stood up, met Wu Chen's eyes, and exclaimed, "The rich are still calm!" .

Sitting in the cab, Huang Xiaolin was not calm at all, but just felt unlucky. Did she encounter the legendary car crash party?To say that the two parties in Guangfu "speeding" and "crashing" are well-known throughout the country.In the era when motorcycles were rampant a few years ago, it was also the era when speeding gangs were most active. The tools for committing crimes were simple, just a motorcycle, one by one to drive and one to rob, and they only picked up single women on the side of the road. not on.

What's more, they carried knives in the process of snatching bags, and often chopped off the ones that were not snatched. Once at the gate of a government building, a woman had her hand cut off, causing panic. The street wears bags on their chests, but this party will find it difficult to sustain after the total ban on motorcycles.

Later, car crash parties appeared, and most of the members were from the less developed areas in the east and west of the province, or those who streamed from other provinces, and the cost was relatively high, and the risk was also great.At the beginning, some ignorant people crashed into cars, but because they were not familiar with traffic regulations, or their skills were not good enough, they made themselves bankrupt, and there were debtors, which was also a hard job.

Later, this party kept pace with the times and gradually developed into an industry. From second-hand cars to parts modification and then to the auto repair shop, the drivers are also old-fashioned, familiar with the road conditions, and specially pick those who violate the rules. Or foreign vehicles, which gradually became popular and became famous, becoming another big party after the "Speeding Party".

"Please, even crashing a car, please be professional!" Huang Xiaolin looked at the busy two people in front of the car, and felt annoyed. He heard that car crash gangs usually use BMWs and Audis.These two guys are good. They dare to come out and drive around in a dirty, broken car. Although the brand of that car can't be identified, it is probably not even considered economical. Even if it hits it, it won't cost much money. ah!

"I said, how do you drive?" Da Ya didn't know that he had been classified as a car crash gang, thinking that it's not a problem to be so exhausted all the time, and he didn't know what this girl was thinking, anyway, it's better to act first, so he yelled He walked over and knocked on the car window.

"I was just going to ask you! Is there anyone who drives like you?" Huang Xiaolin thought, "Here we come", angrily opened the car door and walked down. Da Ya felt his eyes light up, and thought to himself: "So she is a beautiful woman." Huang Xiaolin has the appearance of a typical southern woman, with delicate eyebrows and eyes, a delicate bridge of nose, and long hair in a shawl. She is dressed in a simple and casual outfit, with a loose plaid shirt and a denim skirt, which is capable and elegant.

"Hey, that's weird, you're the one who bumped into me, and you're still so awesome? Hey, what are you doing talking to you?" Da Ya became anxious when he heard that. Although you are a beautiful woman, you are too wicked. Sue it.Just as I was about to make a theory, I saw Huang Xiaolin take a picture with her mobile phone "click, click", a little inexplicably.

Huang Xiaolin took a picture, then raised her mobile phone and said to Da Ya: "Are you a novice? You don't even understand the rules? You are a forced tangent, and the car hasn't come over yet. Look, most of the tires are still there. Yes! This is proof."

"What's the tangent line? Anyway, you bumped into me! It's your fault if you talk about going to the sky!" Da Ya has never studied traffic rules, and he can clearly distinguish the solid line from the dotted line. As for the yellow line, he doesn't know what it means. No, I don't want to break up with Huang Xiaolin.

Wu Chen came over and muttered with his big teeth. It turned out that Huang Xiaolin was in the car just now, and the glass was a little reflective. I couldn't see it clearly. I just looked carefully, and the face looks familiar!It's just that I can't remember it for a while.

"What are you mumbling about? Anyway, who is responsible, the traffic police will know when they come." Huang Xiaolin held the phone and was about to dial 110.Generally, in this case, you would directly call 122 to the traffic police to determine the responsibility for the accident, and at the same time call your own insurance company to confirm the scene, but Huang Xiaolin didn't remember that much, anyway, just call 110 for anything.

"Don't, miss, don't be as knowledgeable as this bastard, you have something to discuss." Wu Chen became anxious when he saw it, and quickly persuaded him softly.

Although he seldom drives, first, he still knows some traffic regulations. This situation seems to be his own responsibility. Second, Longze's car may not have bought insurance. Third, he is also worried that Da Ya doesn't have a driver's license. , Although I asked before, but the ghost knows whether Da Ya was fooling him in order to steal the car.It's better to keep this kind of thing private.

"Look at the hot weather, don't you bother the police uncle? It's not easy for others!"

"Who are you calling Miss?!" Huang Xiaolin was already a little annoyed. She was standing in the middle of the road at noon, and the hot air waves on the ground aroused her anger. When Wu Chen called her Miss, she was not happy. , stared at him, this stare also felt familiar, frowned, but couldn't remember.

"Aha! You are Huang... that... Xiaolin, right?!" At this moment, Da Ya howled exaggeratedly. It turned out that after Wu Chen whispered to him, he stared at Huang Xiaolin carefully. I feel like, seeing her frowning now, she has a flash of inspiration, this expression is so familiar!This loud shout startled the two of them.

"You...?" Huang Xiaolin kept thinking of them as car crashers, but she hadn't really looked at them carefully. Now that she heard Da Ya's shout, she carefully looked at the two people in front of her, and felt very familiar, especially Da Ya. The first front tooth glistened in the sun, it seemed to be...

"Hehe, I'm Da Ya, and he's Wu Chen! Oh, why do I look so familiar!" Da Ya approached with a smile and said, revealing two iconic front teeth, afraid that Huang Xiaolin still couldn't remember it, so he quickly helped her recall Said: "Tongdong Elementary School, we have been in the same class for several years! Do you remember that one day after school, we rode bicycles and sang along behind you, it seemed to be Tong Ange's 'Midnight Radio', right, Wood? You I was riding fast, and I was carrying the wood boy again. Damn, I almost died after chasing me. Later, near your house, you fell into the ditch at the door with the car and you, crying loudly! Hahahaha... "

Wu Chen also remembered that back then, Huang Xiaolin was so beautiful, wearing ancient costumes all day long, with two braids, she looked like a little princess. Many boys in the class liked her, and Wu Chen was no exception. But at that time, she was young and ignorant, and she thought about how to bully her every day, so she probably had a bad impression in her heart.

"It's really a girl's [-]th change! Back then, she was so cute, but now she has grown up, and she has a lot of femininity! Don't say, your face was round when you were young, but now it has grown into a small oval face, tsk tsk, if it wasn't for you Wu Chen reminded me, I thought it was the star of that small ad, it looks familiar! I just don’t dare to recognize it!”

Da Ya himself was beaming and drooling, "I still remember one afternoon when I was in the fourth grade, in the middle of the mathematics class, you suddenly bled, and the stool was covered with blood, what a shock! By the way, you wore it that day It was a yellow plaid skirt, and there was blood on the skirt! You were so frightened that you cried, but it was the teacher who took you home later! Hahaha, haha..."

Wu Chen was still in a trance, but he didn't expect such a coincidence. When he met Huang Xiaolin here, he heard Da Ya talking more and more inhumane. It was a little incomprehensible. Now he naturally knows that it's a girl having menarche, so he can say it all!

He hurriedly covered Da Ya's mouth, and said to Huang Xiaolin: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! This kid has been sloppy since he was a child. He was a pretty strong guy, but because of his mouth, he was often beaten, so he developed such a virtue. Don't you Get acquainted with him."

"Go! Is it disgusting! Fingers are sticking out of my mouth!" Da Ya struggled to open Wu Chen's hand, and said twice, "I was sleeping on my stomach at the time! It was you who discovered it first, and woke me up. Let me see why Huang Xiaolin's ass is bleeding!" At the weekend, Da Ya arrived as scheduled, and after the meeting, he beat Wu Chen first, and seeing that he was completely fine, he felt relieved and chatted while driving. Nagging, walking back unsteadily.

"Hey, damn it, there's someone even worse than me!" Da Ya exclaimed suddenly, holding the steering wheel with one hand and pointing forward with the other.

"Hold the safety disc!" Wu Chen said angrily, and looked along Da Ya's finger, and sure enough, he saw a black Mercedes-Benz S500 moving slowly in front of the driveway, and at a glance, he knew that the driver was a novice. I'm afraid that if you follow such a novice, the other party's sudden slam on the brakes will scare you enough.

"Sit down, you!" Da Ya saw that there was a traffic light in front of him, and it just turned red at this time, and there were dozens of meters away from the traffic light, so he wanted to go there and stop.As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, he went around with a "crack~".

Wu Chen was looking at the front when he was shaken suddenly, his head almost hit the window glass, and just about to curse, Da Ya had already pushed the car back to a long way and stopped, but the space was limited, and the rear of the car was barely straightened , but fortunately, looking in the rearview mirror, the car behind has also stopped.

"How is it? Dude, this skill is not covered!" Da Ya supported the steering wheel and bragged triumphantly. This move was clean and neat. For a novice, it was indeed not easy. Wu Chen thought he couldn't do it. To, of course, if it is, it will not be the case.

"I said..." Wu Chen rubbed his head, and was about to complain when he heard a "bang", felt the car shake, and choked back half of what he had said.A thought flashed through my mind, damn it, did this hit me!

The two of them had never encountered such a situation before, and they didn't know what to do. They stared at each other for a while before reacting.

"It seems to be a woman?!" Wu Chen leaned forward to take a closer look in the rearview mirror, then turned his head and said to Da Ya.

"Damn, if I knew it was a woman, I wouldn't have fucked it!" Da Ya patted his head and said annoyedly, "The reaction of a woman is slow! Didn't it stop, why did it hit me again!"

"Hurry up and take a look, what are you still doing?" What are you talking about now!Wu Chen pushed open the car door and walked down. Da Ya opened his mouth and moved his lips, trying to say something, but he didn't say it.

Wu Chen walked to the rear of the car and took a closer look. There was nothing serious. Hey, Gio is still strong!There is a bumper on the butt, and the car has not been washed for a long time, so it is so black and dirty that it can't be seen. It seems that there is only a layer of dust on it, and the paint inside is not exposed!

Looking at the opponent's big run, it was a bit miserable. The front left corner facing Gio's bumper was obviously dented by a large piece, and the shiny black patent leather was also scratched.Wu Chen frowned, and shook his head, "Sure enough, the good stuff is useless!"

At this time, Da Ya also came over, looked at the place where he touched, scraped the bumper with his hand a few times, and found that the dust on it was stronger than brushing it!It seems that not washing the car is sometimes not necessarily a bad thing!Glancing at the other driver's seat again, seeing that the owner of the car was still sitting in the car calmly, showing no intention of getting out of the car, he stood up, met Wu Chen's eyes, and exclaimed, "The rich are still calm!" .

Sitting in the cab, Huang Xiaolin was not calm at all, but just felt unlucky. Did she encounter the legendary car crash party?To say that the two parties in Guangfu "speeding" and "crashing" are well-known throughout the country.In the era when motorcycles were rampant a few years ago, it was also the era when speeding gangs were most active. The tools for committing crimes were simple, just a motorcycle, one by one to drive and one to rob, and they only picked up single women on the side of the road. not on.

What's more, they carried knives in the process of snatching bags, and often chopped off the ones that were not snatched. Once at the gate of a government building, a woman had her hand cut off, causing panic. The street wears bags on their chests, but this party will find it difficult to sustain after the total ban on motorcycles.

Later, car crash parties appeared, and most of the members were from the less developed areas in the east and west of the province, or those who streamed from other provinces, and the cost was relatively high, and the risk was also great.At the beginning, some ignorant people crashed into cars, but because they were not familiar with traffic regulations, or their skills were not good enough, they made themselves bankrupt, and there were debtors, which was also a hard job.

Later, this party kept pace with the times and gradually developed into an industry. From second-hand cars to parts modification and then to the auto repair shop, the drivers are also old-fashioned, familiar with the road conditions, and specially pick those who violate the rules. Or foreign vehicles, which gradually became popular and became famous, becoming another big party after the "Speeding Party".

"Please, even crashing a car, please be professional!" Huang Xiaolin looked at the busy two people in front of the car, and felt annoyed. He heard that car crash gangs usually use BMWs and Audis.These two guys are good. They dare to come out and drive around in a dirty, broken car. Although the brand of that car can't be identified, it is probably not even considered economical. Even if it hits it, it won't cost much money. ah!

"I said, how do you drive?" Da Ya didn't know that he had been classified as a car crash gang, thinking that it's not a problem to be so exhausted all the time, and he didn't know what this girl was thinking, anyway, it's better to act first, so he yelled He walked over and knocked on the car window.

"I was just going to ask you! Is there anyone who drives like you?" Huang Xiaolin thought, "Here we come", angrily opened the car door and walked down. Da Ya felt his eyes light up, and thought to himself: "So she is a beautiful woman." Huang Xiaolin has the appearance of a typical southern woman, with delicate eyebrows and eyes, a delicate bridge of nose, and long hair in a shawl. She is dressed in a simple and casual outfit, with a loose plaid shirt and a denim skirt, which is capable and elegant.

"Hey, that's weird, you're the one who bumped into me, and you're still so awesome? Hey, what are you doing talking to you?" Da Ya became anxious when he heard that. Although you are a beautiful woman, you are too wicked. Sue it.Just as I was about to make a theory, I saw Huang Xiaolin take a picture with her mobile phone "click, click", a little inexplicably.

Huang Xiaolin took a picture, then raised her mobile phone and said to Da Ya: "Are you a novice? You don't even understand the rules? You are a forced tangent, and the car hasn't come over yet. Look, most of the tires are still there. Yes! This is proof."

"What's the tangent line? Anyway, you bumped into me! It's your fault if you talk about going to the sky!" Da Ya has never studied traffic rules, and he can clearly distinguish the solid line from the dotted line. As for the yellow line, he doesn't know what it means. No, I don't want to break up with Huang Xiaolin.

Wu Chen came over and muttered with his big teeth. It turned out that Huang Xiaolin was in the car just now, and the glass was a little reflective. I couldn't see it clearly. I just looked carefully, and the face looks familiar!It's just that I can't remember it for a while.

"What are you mumbling about? Anyway, who is responsible, the traffic police will know when they come." Huang Xiaolin held the phone and was about to dial 110.Generally, in this case, you would directly call 122 to the traffic police to determine the responsibility for the accident, and at the same time call your own insurance company to confirm the scene, but Huang Xiaolin didn't remember that much, anyway, just call 110 for anything.

"Don't, miss, don't be as knowledgeable as this bastard, you have something to discuss." Wu Chen became anxious when he saw it, and quickly persuaded him softly.

Although he seldom drives, first, he still knows some traffic regulations. This situation seems to be his own responsibility. Second, Longze's car may not have bought insurance. Third, he is also worried that Da Ya doesn't have a driver's license. , Although I asked before, but the ghost knows whether Da Ya was fooling him in order to steal the car.It's better to keep this kind of thing private.

"Look at the hot weather, don't you bother the police uncle? It's not easy for others!"

"Who are you calling Miss?!" Huang Xiaolin was already a little annoyed. She was standing in the middle of the road at noon, and the hot air waves on the ground aroused her anger. When Wu Chen called her Miss, she was not happy. , stared at him, this stare also felt familiar, frowned, but couldn't remember.

"Aha! You are Huang... that... Xiaolin, right?!" At this moment, Da Ya howled exaggeratedly. It turned out that after Wu Chen whispered to him, he stared at Huang Xiaolin carefully. I feel like, seeing her frowning now, she has a flash of inspiration, this expression is so familiar!This loud shout startled the two of them.

"You...?" Huang Xiaolin kept thinking of them as car crashers, but she hadn't really looked at them carefully. Now that she heard Da Ya's shout, she carefully looked at the two people in front of her, and felt very familiar, especially Da Ya. The first front tooth glistened in the sun, it seemed to be...

"Hehe, I'm Da Ya, and he's Wu Chen! Oh, why do I look so familiar!" Da Ya approached with a smile and said, revealing two iconic front teeth, afraid that Huang Xiaolin still couldn't remember it, so he quickly helped her recall Said: "Tongdong Elementary School, we have been in the same class for several years! Do you remember that one day after school, we rode bicycles and sang along behind you, it seemed to be Tong Ange's 'Midnight Radio', right, Wood? You I was riding fast, and I was carrying the wood boy again. Damn, I almost died after chasing me. Later, near your house, you fell into the ditch at the door with the car and you, crying loudly! Hahahaha... "

Wu Chen also remembered that back then, Huang Xiaolin was so beautiful, wearing ancient costumes all day long, with two braids, she looked like a little princess. Many boys in the class liked her, and Wu Chen was no exception. But at that time, she was young and ignorant, and she thought about how to bully her every day, so she probably had a bad impression in her heart.

"It's really a girl's [-]th change! Back then, she was so cute, but now she has grown up, and she has a lot of femininity! Don't say, your face was round when you were young, but now it has grown into a small oval face, tsk tsk, if it wasn't for you Wu Chen reminded me, I thought it was the star of that small ad, it looks familiar! I just don’t dare to recognize it!”

Da Ya himself was beaming and drooling, "I still remember one afternoon when I was in the fourth grade, in the middle of the mathematics class, you suddenly bled, and the stool was covered with blood, what a shock! By the way, you wore it that day It was a yellow plaid skirt, and there was blood on the skirt! You were so frightened that you cried, but it was the teacher who took you home later! Hahaha, haha..."

Wu Chen was still in a trance, but he didn't expect such a coincidence. When he met Huang Xiaolin here, he heard Da Ya talking more and more inhumane. It was a little incomprehensible. Now he naturally knows that it's a girl having menarche, so he can say it all!

He hurriedly covered Da Ya's mouth, and said to Huang Xiaolin: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! This kid has been sloppy since he was a child. He was a pretty strong guy, but because of his mouth, he was often beaten, so he developed such a virtue. Don't you Get acquainted with him."

"Go! Is it disgusting! Fingers are sticking out of my mouth!" Da Ya struggled to open Wu Chen's hand, and said twice, "I was sleeping on my stomach at the time! It was you who discovered it first, and woke me up. Let me see how Huang Xiaolin's butt is bleeding!"