Baolu Tianxing

"Oh, I didn't expect this wedding to be so troublesome! I said, Adu, do you still dare to get married?" Da Ya leaned on the sofa, half-closed his eyes, and looked at the laughing crowd outside through the door of the lounge. I asked with lingering fear, I have already vomited twice in one night!

"Aha, tossing, you have to tie it!" Du Qin was lying on the sofa on the other side, stuttering a bit, saying that at a wedding, the best man will not die the groom. Two hours later, two of them had already been lying down, and Wu Chen was left to accompany Long Ze and was still leaping outside!

Last night, the three of them chatted until midnight before returning to the hotel room. After a busy day, they were as tired as a ghost, but they refused to sleep. They kept complaining about why Long Ze hadn't come back yet. This is one of three.

Late at night, I was feeling drowsy and ready to leave. When we were sleeping, we heard a knock on the door. When we opened the door, Long Ze was startled. Is this guy going to catch a thief or was he caught by the police? The thief caught him, not to mention the mud all over his body, and there were several bloodstains on his body!

Long Ze didn't talk nonsense after entering the door, grabbed the water cup and gulped it down first, and then made it clear that there was another arrest mission today, and it was only finished at this moment, and there was no time to change and wash, so he handed over the gun and ran away return.Several people were exhausted to the point of death, so they simply agreed on the arrangements for the next day, and Long Ze went back to sleep.

Early this morning, according to the rules of Guangfu, a few brothers accompanied Longze to the bride's dormitory to pick up the bride. Naturally, they were obstructed by the bride's sisters. After all the good things were said, the red envelopes were stuffed one after another, and it was life and death. Don't open the door, after tossing until after ten o'clock, Da Ya became impatient, and immediately wanted to kick the door!Being stopped by Wu Chen and Du Qin, the sisters finally opened the door and let them pick up the bride when they saw that there was really nothing to squeeze out.

Back to the man's side, the banquet has to wait until evening, there is no way, the old man asked the husband to calculate, this time can't be messed up, a few people just played cards in the room all afternoon, and when the banquet starts at night, the units on both sides A lot of leaders, colleagues, relatives, friends and classmates came, noisy, and several people were busy receiving gifts and returning gifts, guiding them to the table, and many trivial matters.

When the master of ceremonies introduced the handsome prince and the beautiful princess to finally get together, the three of them were a little weak, so they found the last seat and sat down, picked up something and ate.

While eating, Du Qin asked a very serious question. Someday Da Ya will get married. What should the master of ceremonies say?Handsome?Suave?Shouldn't you be able to say it?Even if the master of ceremonies is thick-skinned enough to barely speak out, why not laugh to death?

Da Ya ignored him, it was true to fill his stomach first, and sure enough, he had already started toasting before eating two bites.Along with Yang Yan, Long Ze first paid respects to the old man on both sides and the unit leaders, and the rest was up to the three of them. According to what had been agreed in advance, Da Ya came first, followed by Du Qin, and Wu Chen, the "alcohol allergy" came last.

Fortunately, the relatives and friends said that the leaders and colleagues of both men and women are policemen, and they are very good at drinking. After one round, two of them have been knocked down, and Wu Chen is still outside to help.

"It's still hidden deep in the wood!" Du Qin put one hand on his eyes, heard the occasional yelling outside, and gasped and sighed, "No wonder it is said that educated people are sinister! The more you know how to read, the more sinister you are." .”

"Hehe, I know the hairs of this kid! When I was a child, I used an iron basin to drink! I stopped drinking after I was in junior high school." Da Ya was leisurely revealing Wu Chen's old background, when he staggered and held on to the door frame Walked in, "Damn, are you two ready? Hurry up and help brother!"

"How is Dalong? Let him do it if he can do it!" Du Qin felt that his whole body was exhausted. He poured heavily just now, and after vomiting twice, he really had no strength.

"No loyalty! You don't want him to have a bridal chamber tonight!" Da Ya struggled to stand up, and walked outside in a very tragic way. As soon as he reached the door, he shrank back, "Damn it! What about those police uncles?" Are you still there?" It's not brothers, I don't know how to carry it, but those guys are really good at making things!

"Hehe, I can't help it." Wu Chen smiled wryly. There were four tables there, all of whom were capable men who had undergone an alcohol test. Ah. Two joys turned into one joy, those young lads in the unit are still tossing hard?"

"Damn! Brothers, kill!" Da Ya encouraged himself and rushed out. Du Qin and Wu Chen gritted their teeth and followed. How could this happy event be so heroic!

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After the wedding was finally over, a lot of guests were sent away in a mess.Only Long Ze was still sober, and originally wanted to play mahjong, which was an appointment beforehand, but those three were paralyzed and had to be sent back to the hotel.

Wu Chen didn't know how much he drank today. Although his head was clear all the time, his whole body was a little out of control. When he returned to his room, he fell on the bed without taking off his shoes, and fell asleep after tossing and turning a few times.Woke up in the middle of the night, urinated, and rinsed again. I felt very energetic and couldn’t fall asleep again. I picked up the phone and called Da Ya’s room. This guy just woke up from a nap. think about life.

After hanging up the phone, after a while, Da Ya knocked on the door and came in. This guy hadn't even changed his clothes, and he smelled like alcohol!Seeing him sneaking around, Wu Chen jokingly said, is this how you think about your life?Although Einstein has messy hair all over his face, he is a bit international!

"Hey, don't interrupt, I have something to discuss with you!" Da Ya said mysteriously after sitting down, "Did you hear what they said at night that there is a construction site nearby, and it seems that something has been dug thing?"

"What construction site?" Wu Chen froze for a moment, his head was a little dizzy, and he couldn't react. Seeing that Da Ya was still looking at him like a ghost, he thought about it. It seemed that at the banquet, someone was discussing building a villa nearby, building Halfway through, it seemed that something had been dug up, so it stopped. "Damn, you also believe this?! If such a thing is really going to happen, the people from the archaeological institute would have come here long ago!"

"Not necessarily! It's all gossip, no one reports it, who cares about you!" Da Ya looked around, but it was actually a wall, and there was nothing to see, and said in a low voice: "I heard that the owner suddenly didn't know the crime What's the matter, I'm busy with a lawsuit now, this construction site has been closed for more than half a year!"

"Yeah, so what's the matter?" Wu Chen didn't react at all, he gritted his teeth and said he was a piece of wood, so he said clearly, "How about we go and take a look! Anyway, it's okay now! I can't sleep and I can't sleep! What if I get something..."

"You mean..." Wu Chen was a little slow in reacting, and he understood the meaning.Dare to feel this kid has been thinking about this all night!No wonder I didn't drink too much wine, I hid inside early in the morning!

"We're not going to rob a tomb! We're just going to have a look. Maybe it's not a tomb, but a treasure cave!" Da Ya said innocently. He was afraid that Wu Chen would refuse to agree. This kid became more and more courageous after becoming a civil servant. When I was young, I didn't look like when I was a child, climbing mountains when I saw mountains, and drilling holes when I encountered holes! "That's what I think, don't horses get fat without night grass, relying on dead wages to determine when they can make a fortune, honor their ancestors, and benefit their descendants..."

"Okay, okay!" Wu Chen hurriedly interrupted him, such an unreliable idea is really only Da Ya would have! "Do you know where that place is? How do you find it in the middle of the night? Also, if you don't have any tools, how can you find it if you find it?"

"Hey, who is as dumb as you! Don't worry, I've already found out! It's not far, and you can get there in a short drive!" Da Ya knew that his heart was still moving after hearing Wu Chen's words, so he urged, "As for tools , It’s not necessary at all, there is a construction site nearby, although the work has stopped, there must be some leftovers, as long as you find the hole!”

Although Wu Chen felt that this was completely out of the question, seeing that Da Ya was so interested, and he probably had been thinking about it for a long time, he didn't even find out the location. Anyway, he couldn't sleep on the left and right, so it would be better to go out to get some air.

The two discussed again, called Du Qin, and set off in Longze's broken car. These days, the car keys have been left with them, and they have become their special car.

Du Qin had been sleeping soundly, but he woke up because of them. He was dizzy, and while drinking water, he listened to the two of them chattering about their grand plan, and almost ran away!What the hell is going on!If you drink too much, you will go crazy, buddies can accompany you to find a place to sing and cry and howl like ghosts!

Let him evade in every possible way and refuse in all kinds of ways, but Da Ya and Wu Chen are in high spirits, and in the end they still have no choice but to let them drag them away.

The three of them drove the car for a few laps, and finally arrived near the construction site. At this time, it was already the climax of the moon, and they were in the wild again, and there was no one around.The road was bumpy, and several people were a little drunk, and they started to search after getting out of the car.

"It's really extravagant. You dare to fence such a big hillside. Fortunately, the work has stopped now, and no one is there!" Da Ya was very enthusiastic, and took the initiative to take on the role of on-the-spot investigation.

According to his observation and analysis, several people searched for the hillside behind the wall of the construction site. There was a police flashlight in the back of Longze's car. They all knew about it. That's why Da Ya dared to come here in the middle of the night without bringing anything. , he walked ahead with a flashlight, Wu Chen and Du Qin each carried a wooden stick and followed behind.

"Oh, let me tell you, how does it feel like when I was a child, stealing watermelons in the middle of the night?" Wu Chen said as he walked, he hadn't been active in the wilderness at night for a long time. It's a little creepy.

"No, haven't you arrived yet?" Du Qin looked dispensable, and followed them with half-closed eyes, feeling a little impatient in his heart. How long has he been walking? Judging by Da Ya's posture, he doesn't seem to know the location of!It seems that I have been fooled again!

"What's the rush! Quandang's mid-night tour in the mountains~" Da Ya said slowly, before he finished speaking, suddenly his feet loosened, grandma seemed to have stepped on a pit, and stopped for a while, feeling weird under his feet, so he stamped his feet few times.

Originally, the three of them were walking close together, but when they got together, they all felt that the soil under their feet was sinking. Just as Wu Chen was about to shout, "No, there is a trap!", he fell straight down, and the words were swallowed abruptly down.

"Bang, bang, bang" followed by three muffled sounds, all three of them fell to the bottom of the cave, and Wu Chen almost lost his internal organs due to the fall. He opened his mouth and shouted twice, but no sound came out, so he rested on his stomach After a while, I felt that the soil in my hand was soft. If it was a rocky ground, there would be no life left.

"Cough~cough...I...fuck...what the hell is this place, it's going to collapse! Are you all alright?" Da Ya sat up on his back, he fell hard enough, took a few breaths and finally cursed hoarsely come out.