Taoist evil doctor

Hearing this, Li Xiaoqiang found that he liked this little kid a little bit, what an interesting kid, look, how sensible, a child can be taught.

Zhou Wudie put his hands on his hips and snorted coldly: "Dongdong, listen to my sister, he is a bad person."

"Cut!" Dongdong dissatisfied: "Sister, you can just lie to the child, I am a big man, but then again, is there anyone who hurts your own man like this? You are so dishonest."

When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he realized that he had fallen in love with this little kid. Li Xiaoqiang patted Dongdong on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I can temporarily accept you as an outer disciple. As for whether you will be included in the inner sect, it depends on you performance."

Hearing Li Xiaoqiang's words, Zhou Dongdong was as happy as a sparrow and jumped up. Zhou Dongdong raised his fist and came to Li Xiaoqiang, and said with a smile: "Master, you are too manly."

After finishing speaking, the two punched their fists together, as if they had known each other for a long time.

Zhou Wudie's chest heaved and fell in anger, she never thought that her mischievous younger brother, who refused to accept anyone, would adore Li Xiaoqiang for the first time, and she was so angry that she felt pain and pain.

Zhou Wudie said angrily: "Dongdong, why are you turning your arms out, sister will never introduce you to a girlfriend again."

Dongdong laughed and said: "Sister, those you introduced are all young girls. Actually, I don't like them. Besides, I'm not turning my arms out. This is my brother-in-law."

Seeing Li Xiaoqiang's gloating eyes, Zhou Wudie wished to take off Li Xiaoqiang's clothes and execute Fa-rectification on the spot, ooxx a hundred times. As for whether he would light a candle and whip the whip, I'm afraid he didn't know.

Next, Li Xiaoqiang had a very headache for this little kid again. He kept circling around Li Xiaoqiang, asking what is the name of our sect, is the peerless martial arts like the Nine Suns Manual, and asked a question that made Li Xiaoqiang's ass hurt An incomparable question, master, how many concubines do you have in your harem?

Li Xiaoqiang really couldn't stand the mosquito-like Zhou Dongdong, so he said nonsense, the master is so suave, so naturally he wants to build a big harem.

Such a sentence became Zhou Dongdong's motto. After Zhou Dongdong came home, his QQ signature was directly changed to "My dream is to build a big harem. On the left is a woman with big breasts, on the right is a woman with a thin waist, and in front is a woman with a big butt." , Group battles for three hundred rounds'.

After Li Xiaoqiang left Zhou Wudie, he deposited the money in the bank, and immediately came to the school.

He still has two electives in the morning.

Li Hao returned to the dormitory, Lin Zhiming, Lu Erben, and Chen Jianguo were all in the dormitory.

Seeing Li Xiaoqiang returning to the dormitory, Lin Zhiming walked up to Li Xiaoqiang, looked him up and down, shook his head and said, "Brother, you are too disrespectful, aren't you? Our brothers went to the police station to see you, thinking that you would be beaten up Unrecognizable, but we heard your glorious deeds, which made us anxious, tell me, how should we punish you?"

When Lin Zhiming talked about punishment, there was a treacherous look in his eyes, Li Xiaoqiang said something was wrong, and hurriedly ran out of the dormitory sideways, but Lu Erben closed the door directly.

Li Xiaoqiang retreated to the corner of the dormitory, and said with a embarrassed smile: "Brothers, my phone is dead, you can't blame me, can you? Don't, the iron law of punishment in our dormitory needs to be changed, don't, don't, you wait , I treat you all to a big meal, isn’t it okay, this time I’ll be exempted, right?”

Li Xiaoqiang seemed to be forced into prostitution, begging for mercy from the three of them like a woman, their room rules were very perverted and speechless.

Lu Erben stuck out his tongue, licked his mouth, stared at Li Xiaoqiang's eyes, as if he was about to molest a girl from a good family, Lu Erben rolled up his sleeves, and said with a smile: "Tsk tsk, it's been a long time since I visited Comrade Xiaoqiang's old bird , today this will be another glorious and arduous task!"

Lin Zhiming stared at Chen Jianguo, and said righteously: "Report to the head of the dormitory, member Li Xiaoqiang wants to bribe us, according to the dormitory regulations, how should we be punished?"

Chen Jianguo clenched his fists, and a loud voice sounded: "According to the 28th iron law of the dormitory, bribing the dormitory staff is an extra crime and must be punished severely. Take off your pants, flick the jj with wool a hundred times, and play our goddess Yui Hatano and Maria Ozawa."

"Ah?" Li Xiaoqiang's face turned pale when he heard this.

With Li Xiaoqiang screaming, Chen Jianguo and Lu Erben took off his pants. Lin Zhiming turned on the computer and opened the vivid Goddess Hatano Yui from the hard disk he specially stored more than 1000 art films.

So a scene that was not suitable for children was staged in the dormitory.

Li Xiaoqiang screamed.

And the three animals gloated and laughed.

"Oh, it's moving, it's moving, Zhiming, turn up the volume a bit, yes, yes, play the wonderful part."

"Ben, play that with wool, let our general be more powerful."

"Haha, laughing...I'm laughing to death...Dorm manager, open his eyes quickly and don't let him close them."

"Fuck me, with this posture, our general is going to go into battle with his gun!"

"Zhiming, drag it directly to the part where the goddess is most ecstasy, stop, stop, that's right there, look, this figure, this posture, all kinds of art, this shout of 'Yahahah' is so fucking ecstasy!"

"..."

Amidst Li Xiaoqiang's shrew-like screams, the three of them clapped their hands, and finally successfully completed the feat of honoring the country and the name. Li Xiaoqiang put on his pants, sat on the stool, and stared at him with innocent, wronged and painful eyes. Three people in front of him.

The three laughing people in the dormitory turned their backs on their backs and clapped each other's hands. Chen Jianguo said solemnly, "Given the active cooperation of Comrade Li Xiaoqiang, let's have a big meal tonight."

The three of them were about to clap their hands at the same time, Li Xiaoqiang sighed and raised his palms, and clapped them together, the four of them shouted at the same time: "Long live the Otaku Alliance!"

This is Li Xiaoqiang's roommate, who came here laughing and joking for four years, laughed, quarreled, discussed women together, watched island art films, and blush over the size of Teacher Cang's breasts.

In Lin Zhiming's words, men usually have to study hard and practice hard. The Five Fingers girl has been with us since childhood, and they will always pass on our karma to us at night, and they will always care about us and comfort us when we need it most. , People are so conscientious, what is that for?Is it because one day, we will not be confused in bed, and tell this knowledge to the delicate woman, and the girl will boast, pure man!

Our tiger body was shocked, and then staged a scene of eighteen forbidden scenes that are not suitable for children, how comfortable is that?

Then Li Xiaoqiang went to take his last elective course in college, "History of Western Culture". Li Xiaoqiang sat in the last row, and the lecturer was a middle-aged woman. Stepping onto the podium, she was wearing a simple and elegant white shirt, slightly baggy jeans, and canvas shoes. Unlike other girls with heavy makeup, she seemed to be a bluegrass living in the deep mountains, exuding a spirit, especially those eyes Son, as clear as a spring, as quiet as a virgin, as moving as a rabbit.

As soon as she stepped onto the podium, the hundred or so people in the classroom suddenly fell silent, and everyone's eyes were focused on her. This is a legendary girl. She is the goddess of all male compatriots in Jinnan University. To put it bluntly, Li Xiaoqiang has been lusting after her.

Su Xiaoya!

The school flower of Jinnan University, participated in the selection of school flowers of online colleges and universities, and was ranked first. She has been seen on the covers of many fashion magazines. Her suitors are like crucian carp in the river. She receives the National Inspirational Scholarship every year and works part-time. In the four years of college, I have never talked about a relationship.

It's a little hard to describe her with any beautiful words, she doesn't seem to belong to any man in the world.

Under her elegant and refined appearance, she has the heart of a literati. When she speaks, she exudes a strong scent of books.

There is no shortage of goddesses in this world, but goddesses who take into account both appearance and wisdom are the stunners that any male creature wants to spoil.

While Li Xiaoqiang was in a daze, Li Xiaoqiang was called. Li Xiaoqiang walked to the podium naturally, took a look at Su Xiaoya, picked up a piece of chalk, and wrote in English on the blackboard the French Stendhal's "Black and White". A classic sentence, "everyone has a grave in his heart, which is used to bury the one he loves deeply".

Li Xiaoqiang has been influenced by his grandfather's calligraphy since he was a child. His handwriting is painted with iron and silver hooks, sonorous, powerful, and majestic. Everyone in the classroom admires this handwriting.

Li Xiaoqiang roughly explained the meaning of this book and walked off the podium.

When the get out of class bell rang, Li Xiaoqiang walked out of the classroom as usual.

Just as Li Xiaoqiang walked out of the classroom, the phone rang. Li Xiaoqiang took out his phone and saw that it was Liang Bowen calling. Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said, "Principal, do you have anything to do with me?"

Liang Bowen said in a low voice: "Xiao Li, I...I have to trouble you again, I didn't have time to thank you last time."

Li Xiaoqiang said: "Principal, if you need anything, just say it directly, don't be polite to me."

Liang Bowen took a deep breath and said, "My daughter's illness, I hope you can come and take a look. As a father, I always have a stone in my heart."

Li Xiaoqiang readily agreed to Liang Bowen's request.

Immediately, Liang Bowen actually drove to the school to pick up Li Xiaoqiang himself. When Li Xiaoqiang came to Liang Bowen's home, he was still slightly taken aback. It was a luxuriously decorated, single-family villa.

When Liang Bowen brought Li Xiaoqiang to the hall, he stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said in a low voice: "Xiao Li, my daughter has a weird personality. If she talks nonsense later, I hope you don't mind."

Li Xiaoqiang nodded slightly. He had seen from Liang Bowen's luck earlier that Liang Bowen's daughter, Liang Yunyun, had been ill for six years and couldn't get out of bed. For a young girl, even if she wasn't sick, she would get sick, and Li Xiaoqiang didn't either. care.

Li Xiaoqiang entered Liang Yunyun's bedroom. The bedroom was very cozy. The door was guarded by a nanny. Liang Yunyun was lying on the bed, holding an online novel called "Peach Luck Evil Doctor" in her hand. Li Xiaoqiang was taken aback. My classmates are watching it, and I heard from my classmates that the author wrote nonsense, but the plot of the story is still passable.

Liang Yunyun's face was pink and tender, as if dripping water, and the fatter her face gave people a fleshy feeling, Li Xiaoqiang had to admit that Liang Yunyun was a beautiful woman, very similar to her mother.

Seeing Li Xiaoqiang enter the bedroom, Liang Yunyun said coldly, "Who are you?"

Li Xiaoqiang smiled slightly and said, "Your father asked me to see you."

"See a doctor? Get out of here, I don't need it." Liang Yunyun gave Li Xiaoqiang a cold look and said angrily.

Li Xiaoqiang has never seen this kind of aggressive girl before, and if he doesn't vent his anger, he thinks it's because I'm sick, it's none of my business?

But thinking of what Liang Bowen said, Li Xiaoqiang slightly suppressed the anger in his heart, and said in a deep voice: "Your father said to treat you, please cooperate."

Liang Yunyun directly threw the novel book in her hand at Li Xiaoqiang: "Get out!"

At this moment, Li Xiaoqiang couldn't imagine that the glamorous headmaster raised such a daughter. It was so deceitful. Li Xiaoqiang caught the novel thrown by Liang Yunyun, walked up to Liang Yunyun, held her arm and said, "Be safe for me." Come on, don't move!"

Liang Yunyun actually struggled, bared her teeth and claws at Li Xiaoqiang, and cursed: "You rascal, bastard, get out of my house."

Li Xiaoqiang really couldn't stand Liang Yunyun's character, so he slapped her across the face, with a crisp voice, Li Xiaoqiang said angrily, "Be quiet, be careful, I'll slap you to death."

Liang Yunyun felt a burning sensation on her face, she looked at Li Xiaoqiang with fear in her eyes, two tears flowed out without warning, she dared not move.

Li Xiaoqiang didn't even glance at Liang Yunyun.

Liang Bowen was outside the room, and when he heard Li Xiaoqiang slap his daughter, the corner of his mouth was obviously cracked in pain, but he took a deep breath, and said in a low voice: "Yunyun, dad made you suffer, I'm sorry for you, if it wasn't for dad If you treat you that way, you will not become what you are today."