Taoist evil doctor

Zhou Wudie turned to stare at Li Xiaoqiang and smiled charmingly: "You're so smart, then you have to wash it up and get ready to be molested by me, I'm very cruel."

Li Xiaoqiang walked towards the living room with a cigarette in his mouth and said, "Fortunately, I, Li Xiaoqiang, know you. If it were someone else, I'm afraid I'd faint from your coquettishness."

Not long after, there were only Li Xiaoqiang and Zhou Wudie in the restaurant. At the moment, Li Xiaoqiang and Zhou Wudie were sitting opposite each other on the dining table. Zhou Wudie picked up the red wine, stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said: "My respected Mr. Li, come , Aijia toasts you."

Li Xiaoqiang touched the void, smiled and said: "Okay, then I will agree."

Next, the two happily finished their dinner. Of course, eating is a very pleasant thing, and the next thing is even more enjoyable. Li Xiaoqiang can be regarded as experiencing Zhou Wudie's madness. Fortunately, he was mentally prepared.

The next day, the french windows let through the hazy sunlight, and the sunlight shone on Li Xiaoqiang's body. Li Xiaoqiang opened his eyes and saw Emperor Zhou Wu lying on his chest, so he gently lowered her head, and then quietly out of the room.

Li Xiaoqiang walked to the living room, stood on the balcony, and lit a cigarette.

Get up and smoke a cigarette, it's better than a living god, it's so cool!

Immediately, Li Xiaoqiang wrote on a note: My concubine performed well last night, and I am very satisfied, so I have a holiday for my concubine today, and I have important national affairs in mind, so I have to deal with official documents.

When Emperor Wu of Zhou woke up and saw this note, he stomped his feet angrily and said, "This guy, I want to slip away after I'm asleep? Hmph, I'll settle accounts with you when Zhuomayi wakes up."

Li Xiaoqiang just got off the car outside his own courtyard, and saw Long San squatting on the flower platform outside, with a cigarette in his mouth, smoking non-stop, at his feet, a large pile of cigarette butts.

Li Xiaoqiang was speechless when he saw Long San, an old smoker, because he had already got lung cancer from smoking, and this guy still doesn't have a lot of cigarettes now.

Such frequent smoking must have a great impact on the body.

When Long San saw Li Xiaoqiang, he quickly ran towards Li Xiaoqiang. He ran in front of Li Xiaoqiang, showing his black and yellow teeth, and said with a wretched smile: "Chairman, you are finally back, I will wait for you." It's so hard."

Li Xiaoqiang stretched out his finger.

Long San quickly handed Li Xiaoqiang a cigarette, Li Xiaoqiang put it in his mouth, and Long San lit the cigarette for him.

Li Xiaoqiang sat on the flower platform and said: "Why are you looking at me, don't you smoke?"

Without saying a word, Long San immediately lit a cigarette, and then took a deep breath, one-third of a cigarette was burned.

So two big men sat on the flower bed, and you took a deep breath of cigarettes.

After the two smoked their cigarettes, Li Xiaoqiang turned his head to stare at Long San and said, "I said Long San, if I don't come back this time and you die, what do you think will happen to me?"

Long San spat a pool of saliva into the palm of his hand, then stroked his hair parted in the middle and said: "Chairman, if you haven't seen me, you will definitely cry and make a fuss."

Li Xiaoqiang slapped Long San on the head and said, "If you talk about wool, I will definitely dig your grave."

"Uh……"

Long San grinned and said, "Chairman, don't be so cruel to me?"

Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said: "You must be ruthless. If this is the case, I will definitely dig your grave and then pee on your corpse. If you don't wake up, I will shit on you."

When Long San heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, a warm current flowed through his heart.

A real good brother, any promises are useless, simple and rude actions are the most direct.

Long San stretched out his hand, patted Li Xiaoqiang's shoulder and said: "Chairman, in this life, I, Long San, owe you the favor, even if I pay it with my life, I will not be able to pay it back."

"Don't talk provocatively, although you are ugly, you are very appetizing to me, so I, Li Xiaoqiang, treat you as a brother. Since you are a brother, just put that love here, don't say it. "When Li Xiaoqiang said this, he hammered his chest.

Long San raised his head, looked up at the blue sky and said: "When I was born, Long San must have eaten a pile of dog-shit, otherwise, I would not have such a dog-shit luck."

Li Xiaoqiang slapped Long San on the head again and said: "You son of a bitch, what do you mean, I am a shit."

Long San cracked his withered yellow teeth, pointed to his own teeth and said, "Yes, shit like shit like shit."

When Long San said this, he stood up and ran away.

Li Xiaoqiang stood up, pointed at Long San and said, "Don't run if you have the guts, I promise I won't kill you."

"Come on, come on, please kill me, I seem to be beaten, my skin is so itchy, Oumaiga..."

Since Long San kept walking backwards, he didn't see a piece of banana peel on the ground.

His foot stepped on the banana peel in an instant.

As a result, his buttocks kissed the ground tightly, Oumaikar, this kiss is so affectionate, so ecstasy, so haunting!

"Ow!"

Long San straightened his neck with a ferocious expression.

Li Xiaoqiang sighed and said, "People like you are just scumbags. Look, people who are scumbags will die miserably in the end."

After a long time, Long San finally got up from the ground, rubbing his buttocks with his hands.

When he sat down just now, he felt that his ass was blooming. Fortunately, it didn't bloom now, otherwise, it would really turn into a delicate and beautiful wild chrysanthemum.

Li Xiaoqiang stared at Long San and said, "Let's go, now I'll treat your illness and get in the car with me."

Immediately, the two drove the car to the abandoned factory outside Jinnan City. This abandoned factory was the place where Li Xiaoqiang once bought and raised vampires.

At the moment outside the abandoned factory, those weeds are very lush.

It's just that the abandoned factory building exudes the beauty of power that belongs to industrial civilization.

Long San turned his head to stare at Li Xiaoqiang and said: "Chairman, why did you bring me here for treatment? I am very pure, although I am obscene, but it is for women, I am not used to doing things with men. .”

Li Xiaoqiang kicked Long San on the ass and said: "You jb, even a bitch doesn't want to mate with you. The guy that will be born must be an old monster from the deep mountains. Don't be disgusting, can I? Otherwise, I Kick your ass off."

Long San smiled and said: "I can kick anywhere, but my balls can't be kicked. This is the fertile soil for my roots to grow."

Li Xiaoqiang walked inside with a cigarette in his mouth and said, "Now that you speak more and more cultured, it seems that the sentence is right. A man has experienced a lot, and he is a book by himself."

Long San nodded vigorously to the wretched middle-pointed traitor and said: "Yes, yes, my goal of Long San is to become a pornographic book."

For this kind of person who fell into hell like Long San, Li Xiaoqiang didn't want to help him at all, because he enjoyed life in hell very much, and to him, heaven was suffering.

Li Xiaoqiang shook his head helplessly and said: "You are suffering from advanced lung cancer, and you will definitely die. Therefore, if I want to save you, I will definitely pay a heavy price. I am afraid that there will be a big noise, so I came to this remote area .”

Long San quickly said seriously: "Chairman, if the consequences are too serious, don't save me, I, Long San, will be a pariah."

Li Xiaoqiang ignored Li Xiaoqiang and said: "For you are a pariah, but for me, Li Xiaoqiang, it is my brother's life."

Long San was silent, he didn't speak.

When the two of them just walked inside, suddenly, from the inside of the factory, a figure flickered over in an instant.

This one, clad in tight leather, had loose curls, and her eyes had turned blood red.

When Li Xiaoqiang saw this vampire, he was taken aback for a moment. This was the first woman Li Xiaoqiang bit when he became a vampire. Later, she was captured by the elder of the western vampire, and then taken away by Zhou Wudie.

Li Xiaoqiang almost forgot when he saw her.

She walked up to Li Xiaoqiang, knelt down to Li Xiaoqiang and said, "My lord, you are finally back."

Li Xiaoqiang took a deep breath and said: "Get up, you have survived such a catastrophe, it seems that you are indeed destined for me."

As Li Xiaoqiang said, he stretched out his hand and stroked her face. Her breath was cold, but full of a different kind of beauty.

Immediately, Li Xiaoqiang asked the vampire to guard them, and he led Long San out of the factory.

Inside the factory, those exhaust pipes criss-crossed, and countless arm-thick iron chains were also hanging from them.

Many mice were swimming on the exhaust pipe, making chirping sounds.

This reminded Li Xiaoqiang of his gold-eating rat.

This kind of factory building is the architectural style of the 70s, and it is the best shooting location for movies or MVs.

Li Xiaoqiang stared at Long San and said, "Take off your shirt now."

Long San also took off his clothes.

He stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Chairman, if it's really dangerous, don't save me."

"Don't talk nonsense, sit down with your legs crossed." Li Xiaoqiang stared at Long San and said.

Long San is Li Xiaoqiang's brother, it is impossible for him to watch him die. This time Li Xiaoqiang saved Long San, if there is no danger, then it is definitely impossible.

Long San's fortune-telling is already dead, Li Xiaoqiang can live him if he wants, and must revise his fortune-telling.

Modifying the numerology would damage Li Xiaoqiang's own lifespan, and even affect his life safety.

It was also fortunate that Li Xiaoqiang possessed the Mysterious Buddha Bead, in which he found the secret method of modifying fortunetelling.

If Li Xiaoqiang wanted to save Long San, he would send his soul into hell, negotiate or tamper with his life and death book.

If Li Xiaoqiang's soul can come back, then he will be safe, if not, Li Xiaoqiang will die.

Li Xiaoqiang had never done this kind of thing before, so he was very worried. He didn't know if he could succeed, but the chances were definitely very slim.

Long San stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Chairman, what do I need to do?"

Li Xiaoqiang bit his own finger, drew a rune on Long San's chest and said, "Wait a minute, I will use a secret method to make us all die, and then the black and white ghosts of the underworld will come and take away our souls, so we both have to go." It's hell."

"Damn, are you really going? This is too fucking dangerous." Long San is not only a tomb robber, he is also a ghost catcher, so he knows how dangerous Li Xiaoqiang's way of playing is.