Taoist evil doctor
Chapter 153 Let the farts go!
"You are pretending to be a grandpa before you, and a grandson behind you!" Li Xiaoqiang sighed sincerely.
During the time spent with Long San, Li Xiaoqiang finally knew why he couldn't save any more money, so he pretended to be a bully.
Every time he climbed up on a woman, he kept on being happy, and as long as the other woman praised him for being fierce, this bitch would take out all the money in his pocket and stuff it in the other's.
Li Xiaoqiang took out 500 yuan from his trouser pocket and said: "Don't go to those places all the time, you have to find a good girl to live with. This is 500 yuan. I will give you a note. When you go out in the future, you will take it with you." Don’t bring too much money, lest your hands tremble and you become poor again.”
When Long San heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, he showed his yellow teeth and said, "Qiangzi, I will listen to you from now on, and I will never spend more money."
Immediately, everyone walked towards a nearby clothing store.
As soon as the three girls saw the beautiful clothes in the specialty store, they looked like little sparrows, so they got in and picked from east to west.
The staff in the specialty store saw three cute and cute girls, and quickly introduced them to the most popular styles at the moment.
The three kept trying clothes in the fitting room.
Li Xiaoqiang looked outside the specialty store, it was getting dark gradually, it was almost winter, the temperature was very low from early morning to dark.
Li Xiaoqiang said to a waiter: "When they finish choosing, tell me and I will pay."
The waiter showed a sweet smile to Li Xiaoqiang, bent his eyes and said, "Good sir."
The waiter stared at Li Xiaoqiang's back and said, "Those three little sisters, he couldn't be the one to take care of them, right? They're big money."
Hearing the waiter's words, Li Xiaoqiang shook his head helplessly, it was nothing, Li Xiaoqiang walked to the door, and saw Long San sitting by the window, staring at the plastic female model with posses.
With his eyes dazed, Li Xiaoqiang patted Long San on the shoulder and said, "You don't even want to be a plastic model, do you?"
Long San stroked his middle-parted hairstyle, and said with a smile: "Qiangzi, if this plastic mannequin lives, I've just confirmed that it will definitely be a beautiful woman, I'm afraid it's for Chu'er, look at those legs, tsk tsk, they are so slender , I want to touch it."
"No prospect." Li Xiaoqiang patted Long San on the head.
Long San quickly spit out a puddle of saliva on the palm of his hand, straightened the messed up hairstyle by Li Xiaoqiang, bared his yellow teeth and said, "Qiangzi, how many times have I told you, don't pat my head, the head can be broken, but the hairstyle should not be messed up." .”
Li Xiaoqiang took out a cigarette, handed it to Long San and said, "Come on, smoke it."
Immediately, the two elders were squatting in front of the display window emitting pink light, puffing out clouds and looking at the city shrouded in darkness.
Li Xiaoqiang felt the pungent smell of smoke irritating his throat, and Li Xiaoqiang flicked the ash with his fingers and said, "Long San, look, every year, how many young people enter this city with enthusiasm, wanting to become the top of the pyramid." characters, but when they really see too much the misery of the lower class and the unrestrained behavior of the upper class, how many people will withdraw from this society that is crueler than swords and swords?"
Long San gouged out his nostrils with his little finger, took a deep breath and said, "For a man in his forties like me, when talking about blood and passion, just give the bird feathers in his crotch a look, nonsense, that's the old saying The truth is: a man stands at thirty, is not confused at forty, knows the destiny at fifty, listens to his ears at sixty, and does what he wants at seventy."
Having said this, Long San asked Li Xiaoqiang for another cigarette, put his head down, and lit the cigarette.
Taking a deep breath, he slowly exhaled a puff of smoke and said, "What you said really makes sense, I now know what kind of life I want, as long as I can eat three meals a day, go under the bridge from time to time, and find a big ass Women, it is enough to purify the fire."
"Actually, Qiangzi, there is a reason why I don't want to find a woman to have a son. During this time, I think you treat me like a brother, so I will tell you about my past!"
Li Xiaoqiang looked at this sloppy uncle, a man who only likes pheasants. From his yellow teeth showing, Li Xiaoqiang knew that this was a man who had experienced twists and turns.
Li Xiaoqiang couldn't see the luck on Long San's head. From this point of view, Long San was definitely not a simple guy.
Now that Long San is going to tell his story, Li Xiaoqiang is really curious and looking forward to it.
Li Xiaoqiang didn't say anything, Long San looked up at the dark sky and said, "I'm Daedou, that is, digging graves of dead people. I'm divided by the Yangtze River. The northern school is called Daodou, and the southern school is called Taosha. There are four factions in this industry." , namely, Faqiu, Mojin, Qianshan, and Xiling, we all call them Captain Mojin, which sounds comfortable."
"To be honest, I have traveled all over the country, and I have seen some dead people running out of their graves, some places are even more majestic than the Forbidden City, and some rice dumplings have directly turned into gorillas, Qiangzi. If you hear this, you will not believe it. Fuck us No one in this business has a good end.”
"That's why I dare not find a wife to have a son. I am afraid that I will not have dermatitis, and I am afraid that my retribution will be fulfilled in the next generation."
Hearing Long San's words, Li Xiaoqiang frowned and said, "What are the real things in this world?"
Long San took a deep breath of the cigarette, Li Xiaoqiang saw that Long San's fingers were trembling, as if he had experienced such a terrible thing: "The doorway here is very profound, after the retribution of these years, I am afraid that only two or three people survived. Well, people in the know call me Lord Dou, because most of them have been guided by me, and three generations of my ancestors have been in this business, so each of them has a good end."
"You can tell by looking at my appearance that my ancestors must have done something immoral. They pried their ancestors out of the soil and stole the things in front of them. Not to mention that the dead will not let us go. The younger generation will not let us go!"
Long San took a deep breath and said, "Qiangzi, I'm telling you this because you really treat me as a brother, and I'm willing to hand over my back to you. When it came out, I definitely did something that I'm sorry for you."
Li Xiaoqiang patted Long San on the shoulder.
did not speak.
In fact, a man's feelings have reached a certain level, one movement, one look is enough.
Li Xiaoqiang patted Long San on the shoulder, he knew that Li Xiaoqiang was reassuring him.
"Qiangzi, I want to discuss something with you, do you agree?" Long San stared at Li Xiaoqiang, who was smoking a cigarette with his head buried.
Li Xiaoqiang raised his head, stared at Long San and said, "You have already shown your heart to me, and you are willing to give me your back, haha, why are you being polite to me, don't worry, I don't like your chrysanthemum."
"Hey." Long San bared his yellow teeth, "You have girls to warm the bed, and pulling any one is fresher than my back."
"Damn!" Li Xiaoqiang threw away the cigarette butt, and couldn't help cursing: "Don't you fucking be disgusting, are you disgusting? Put your farts!"
During the time spent with Long San, Li Xiaoqiang finally knew why he couldn't save any more money, so he pretended to be a bully.
Every time he climbed up on a woman, he kept on being happy, and as long as the other woman praised him for being fierce, this bitch would take out all the money in his pocket and stuff it in the other's.
Li Xiaoqiang took out 500 yuan from his trouser pocket and said: "Don't go to those places all the time, you have to find a good girl to live with. This is 500 yuan. I will give you a note. When you go out in the future, you will take it with you." Don’t bring too much money, lest your hands tremble and you become poor again.”
When Long San heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, he showed his yellow teeth and said, "Qiangzi, I will listen to you from now on, and I will never spend more money."
Immediately, everyone walked towards a nearby clothing store.
As soon as the three girls saw the beautiful clothes in the specialty store, they looked like little sparrows, so they got in and picked from east to west.
The staff in the specialty store saw three cute and cute girls, and quickly introduced them to the most popular styles at the moment.
The three kept trying clothes in the fitting room.
Li Xiaoqiang looked outside the specialty store, it was getting dark gradually, it was almost winter, the temperature was very low from early morning to dark.
Li Xiaoqiang said to a waiter: "When they finish choosing, tell me and I will pay."
The waiter showed a sweet smile to Li Xiaoqiang, bent his eyes and said, "Good sir."
The waiter stared at Li Xiaoqiang's back and said, "Those three little sisters, he couldn't be the one to take care of them, right? They're big money."
Hearing the waiter's words, Li Xiaoqiang shook his head helplessly, it was nothing, Li Xiaoqiang walked to the door, and saw Long San sitting by the window, staring at the plastic female model with posses.
With his eyes dazed, Li Xiaoqiang patted Long San on the shoulder and said, "You don't even want to be a plastic model, do you?"
Long San stroked his middle-parted hairstyle, and said with a smile: "Qiangzi, if this plastic mannequin lives, I've just confirmed that it will definitely be a beautiful woman, I'm afraid it's for Chu'er, look at those legs, tsk tsk, they are so slender , I want to touch it."
"No prospect." Li Xiaoqiang patted Long San on the head.
Long San quickly spit out a puddle of saliva on the palm of his hand, straightened the messed up hairstyle by Li Xiaoqiang, bared his yellow teeth and said, "Qiangzi, how many times have I told you, don't pat my head, the head can be broken, but the hairstyle should not be messed up." .”
Li Xiaoqiang took out a cigarette, handed it to Long San and said, "Come on, smoke it."
Immediately, the two elders were squatting in front of the display window emitting pink light, puffing out clouds and looking at the city shrouded in darkness.
Li Xiaoqiang felt the pungent smell of smoke irritating his throat, and Li Xiaoqiang flicked the ash with his fingers and said, "Long San, look, every year, how many young people enter this city with enthusiasm, wanting to become the top of the pyramid." characters, but when they really see too much the misery of the lower class and the unrestrained behavior of the upper class, how many people will withdraw from this society that is crueler than swords and swords?"
Long San gouged out his nostrils with his little finger, took a deep breath and said, "For a man in his forties like me, when talking about blood and passion, just give the bird feathers in his crotch a look, nonsense, that's the old saying The truth is: a man stands at thirty, is not confused at forty, knows the destiny at fifty, listens to his ears at sixty, and does what he wants at seventy."
Having said this, Long San asked Li Xiaoqiang for another cigarette, put his head down, and lit the cigarette.
Taking a deep breath, he slowly exhaled a puff of smoke and said, "What you said really makes sense, I now know what kind of life I want, as long as I can eat three meals a day, go under the bridge from time to time, and find a big ass Women, it is enough to purify the fire."
"Actually, Qiangzi, there is a reason why I don't want to find a woman to have a son. During this time, I think you treat me like a brother, so I will tell you about my past!"
Li Xiaoqiang looked at this sloppy uncle, a man who only likes pheasants. From his yellow teeth showing, Li Xiaoqiang knew that this was a man who had experienced twists and turns.
Li Xiaoqiang couldn't see the luck on Long San's head. From this point of view, Long San was definitely not a simple guy.
Now that Long San is going to tell his story, Li Xiaoqiang is really curious and looking forward to it.
Li Xiaoqiang didn't say anything, Long San looked up at the dark sky and said, "I'm Daedou, that is, digging graves of dead people. I'm divided by the Yangtze River. The northern school is called Daodou, and the southern school is called Taosha. There are four factions in this industry." , namely, Faqiu, Mojin, Qianshan, and Xiling, we all call them Captain Mojin, which sounds comfortable."
"To be honest, I have traveled all over the country, and I have seen some dead people running out of their graves, some places are even more majestic than the Forbidden City, and some rice dumplings have directly turned into gorillas, Qiangzi. If you hear this, you will not believe it. Fuck us No one in this business has a good end.”
"That's why I dare not find a wife to have a son. I am afraid that I will not have dermatitis, and I am afraid that my retribution will be fulfilled in the next generation."
Hearing Long San's words, Li Xiaoqiang frowned and said, "What are the real things in this world?"
Long San took a deep breath of the cigarette, Li Xiaoqiang saw that Long San's fingers were trembling, as if he had experienced such a terrible thing: "The doorway here is very profound, after the retribution of these years, I am afraid that only two or three people survived. Well, people in the know call me Lord Dou, because most of them have been guided by me, and three generations of my ancestors have been in this business, so each of them has a good end."
"You can tell by looking at my appearance that my ancestors must have done something immoral. They pried their ancestors out of the soil and stole the things in front of them. Not to mention that the dead will not let us go. The younger generation will not let us go!"
Long San took a deep breath and said, "Qiangzi, I'm telling you this because you really treat me as a brother, and I'm willing to hand over my back to you. When it came out, I definitely did something that I'm sorry for you."
Li Xiaoqiang patted Long San on the shoulder.
did not speak.
In fact, a man's feelings have reached a certain level, one movement, one look is enough.
Li Xiaoqiang patted Long San on the shoulder, he knew that Li Xiaoqiang was reassuring him.
"Qiangzi, I want to discuss something with you, do you agree?" Long San stared at Li Xiaoqiang, who was smoking a cigarette with his head buried.
Li Xiaoqiang raised his head, stared at Long San and said, "You have already shown your heart to me, and you are willing to give me your back, haha, why are you being polite to me, don't worry, I don't like your chrysanthemum."
"Hey." Long San bared his yellow teeth, "You have girls to warm the bed, and pulling any one is fresher than my back."
"Damn!" Li Xiaoqiang threw away the cigarette butt, and couldn't help cursing: "Don't you fucking be disgusting, are you disgusting? Put your farts!"
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