Taoist evil doctor
Chapter 1693 Magical bragging skills
"In fact, I have something better here, so that you and your clansmen can have a big meal tonight, and it's delicious food and wine. You must have never eaten such a good thing!"
Hearing what Li Xiaoqiang said, the patriarch of the dwarves quickly looked at Li Xiaoqiang, opened his eyes wide and said, "Oh? You still have something good? Let me see it. If I am satisfied, I will not kill you!"
Li Xiaoqiang nodded quickly and said: "My lord, I have a skill, that is, fetching things from the air. I can solve the famine problem here. I see that your subordinates are very hungry. As long as the lord doesn't kill me, I will kill you." can help you solve this problem."
Now Li Xiaoqiang is talking about bragging without capital.
The patriarch of the dwarves obviously didn't believe what Li Xiaoqiang said, and said with a smile: "Boy, if you lie to me, then I won't stew you!"
Li Xiaoqiang waved his hands in front of him like a yin and yang Taoist. Immediately, two huge monsters appeared in the cave with a bang. The huge monsters these years were collected by Li Xiaoqiang in the sea area. The carcass of the sea beast, such two monsters, can definitely make the dwarves full.
The appearance of two huge monsters made the dwarves in the cave instantly vigilant, and the bone arrows in the hands of many dwarves shot at them instantly.
But the monster didn't move at all. When they saw that the monster was dead, they breathed a sigh of relief.
At this moment, the patriarch turned his head to stare at Li Xiaoqiang, his eyes were full of gold stars, he felt that there must be treasures on Li Xiaoqiang's body, he stared at some of the dwarves and said: "Quick, search him, look at him, it is It's not that there is a storage bag, I heard that there is such a thing on the fairy, and a mountain can fit in it!"
Li Xiaoqiang is not stupid, long before he entered the demon world, he put the storage bag in the demon-locking tower in his mind, that's why Li Xiaoqiang said he has the ability to fetch things from space.
Li Xiaoqiang hurriedly said loudly: "My lord, I don't have anything on me. This is really one of my skills."
Dapeng Niao, who was standing next to him at the moment, admired Li Xiaoqiang so much. If he didn't act as a braggart, he would be too sorry for his talent.
Not long after, I saw that the clothes on Li Xiaoqiang's body were stripped off, while the female dwarves in the cave were staring at the thing under Li Xiaoqiang's crotch, their eyes were unblinking, and their mouths were drooling. Looking at the thing under the dwarf's crotch, he suddenly felt that this human man was the real male creature.
Behind the throne, there is a dwarf with a crown on her head, but the crown gold on her head is much smaller. This dwarf is the queen of the dwarf tribe.
The dwarf squeezed his chest, then stared at the dwarf beside him and said, "The king didn't let me see human men before. It turned out that he was inferior. I didn't expect human beings to be so majestic."
"Queen, if you take this human as your slave, your offspring will definitely be strong and become a generation of heroes of the dwarves. After all, humans are so tall and handsome."
"Yes, queen, this human is still very good-looking."
The dwarf queen frowned and said, "Your Majesty knows, he will definitely punish me."
"Then don't let the king know, we will do it secretly."
The queen quietly glanced at Li Xiaoqiang's whole body, then swallowed her saliva and said, "I didn't expect human beings to be so majestic. I will carefully consider the plan you mentioned."
Li Xiaoqiang naturally didn't know about all this, and the patriarch of the dwarf clan didn't know either.
Li Xiaoqiang stood naked in the cave, and saw the dwarves all around him staring at him. Li Xiaoqiang was speechless with his legs between his legs. Damn, he created two monsters for them, and now there are so many dwarves. I was stripped naked in front of my face. I, Li Xiaoqiang, am not an exhibitionist. If people in the fairy world know about this, where should I put my face, Li Xiaoqiang.
The dwarf patriarch walked up to Li Xiaoqiang, circled around him twice and said, "Human, tell me, what treasure is hidden on your body? If you don't tell me, I will kill you!"
The IQ of this creature in the demon world is much lower than that of the people in the fairy world. Li Xiaoqiang even felt that he had difficulty communicating with them.
Li Xiaoqiang quickly smiled and said: "My lord, look at me. I'm completely naked. I really don't have anything on me. I'm good at picking things from space. If you kill me, you won't have anything to eat in the future. And, my lord, I have good news for you!"
When Li Xiaoqiang said this, he whispered in the ear of the patriarch of the dwarves: "My ability to fetch objects from space can also fetch living people. My lord, think about it, those beauties among human beings, if I give you Take one, or ten, will you be very happy every day, really like a fairy?"
The patriarch of the dwarves swallowed his saliva and stared at Li Xiaoqiang in surprise. These dwarf males are very fond of human females. After all, compared with dwarf females, human females are completely different. Human females are tall and tall. , Sexy, white skin, juicy and so on.
But dwarven females are different. They are short, dark, fat, and have a row of pointed black teeth.
From the lower body of the human woman outside the cave just now, it can be seen how much the dwarves like human women.
When Li Xiaoqiang said this, he was doing what he liked.
Although Li Xiaoqiang has just arrived in the Demon Realm, he still knows the general situation of the Demon Realm. The creatures in the Demon Realm have low IQ and like to use brute force. As for food, it is sheep, cattle, livestock and so on.
Compared with the fairy fruit and fairy meat in the fairy world, it is completely incomparable. Li Xiaoqiang has come from a high civilization to a primitive clan society. What makes Li Xiaoqiang most depressed is that his spiritual power cannot be used. Here, Li Xiaoqiang is a scumbag, so he can only rely on his own IQ to find the ancient magic bell, the treasure of the demon world, that he needs among these indigenous clans.
The ancient magic bell is with the strongest in the demon world. Li Xiaoqiang thought that getting the ancient magic bell was destined to be a thrilling battle.
At this moment, the patriarch of the dwarf clan was obviously aroused by Li Xiaoqiang's words. When he thought of countless tall human women standing in front of him, twisting their sexy bodies, he was about to drool. Li Xiaoqiang beckoned.
Li Xiaoqiang quickly lowered his head, stared at the dwarf leader and said, "My lord, have you made up your mind?"
The dwarf winked at Li Xiaoqiang and said: "Only the two of us know about this matter, you are not allowed to speak out, otherwise, I will eat you!"
Li Xiaoqiang nodded vigorously and said: "Don't worry, my lord, this is the secret between the two of us."
The patriarch of the dwarves nodded in satisfaction and said, "Okay, since this human has this ability, then don't kill him, and give me the bald chicken and mouse to make soup."
Li Xiaoqiang hurriedly said: "Patriarch, you can't kill them either!"
The dwarf patriarch was surprised: "Humans, didn't you say that they are your enemies? Why didn't you kill them?"
Li Xiaoqiang said with a smile: "My lord doesn't know that monsters like them can give birth to cubs. Think about it, if there are a lot of cubs, you can raise cows and sheep, instead of just eating them." One or two heads, if you eat them now, that’s killing the chicken to get the eggs.”
The patriarch of the dwarves stared at Li Xiaoqiang in surprise and said: "I didn't expect that you, a human being, are quite smart. Yes, first tie them to the stone next to me, and all the clansmen, disassemble those two huge monsters. Tonight, we The dwarves want to eat meat!"
"Ouch!"
I saw the dwarves in the cave screaming loudly. They seemed to have never had enough to eat. They wished they could eat these two monsters alive. Immediately, Li Xiaoqiang, the roc bird, the golden mouse, they It was tied to a nearby stone.
A few dwarves chatted side by side, Li Xiaoqiang heaved a sigh of relief, damn it, no wonder no one was looking for the ancient magic bell before going to the Western God Realm, which is more dangerous than going to the Western God Realm .
Dapeng Niao stared at Li Xiaoqiang in surprise and said: "Brother, I have learned your bragging skills today. Did you grow up on the bullfight in your previous life? How can you brag like that?"
"Blow you, second uncle!" Li Xiaoqiang said angrily, "Fudge these dwarf clans, relying on my old Li's IQ, let's play casually."
Seeing those dwarves crawling on top of the monster, Dapeng Bird said, "Brother, should we just stay like this? It's a waste of time."
Li Xiaoqiang rolled his eyes and said, "Don't panic, we just came to the Demon Realm, we need to familiarize ourselves with the terrain before we move, and go outside, there might be someone stronger than the dwarves."
"That's right, brother is still thoughtful."
Next, in the huge cave, there are more than a dozen huge iron pots, and the same is true outside the cave. I saw those dwarves, after chopping the meat of monsters into chunks the size of watermelons, washing them Without washing, it was bloody, and the meat was stewed with dark water.
Seeing this scene, Dapeng was speechless and said, "Brother, are they too sloppy? Worse than me, Dapeng!"
Li Xiaoqiang also said with emotion: "It seems that in our eyes, things are shit. In the eyes of these dwarves, they may be delicacies. You see, they are drooling when they look at that lump of meat, oh my mother Oh, my heart can't take it any more."
Not long after, I saw the lumps of meat in those big iron pots, which began to boil and boil. In the cave, there was a strong smell of meat. Anyway, Li Xiaoqiang didn't smell the fragrance. Li Xiaoqiang saw the meat on the lumps of meat , still a lot of hair, even those internal organs, those dwarves didn't wash it, just boiled in the big iron pot, they all stared into the iron pot, salivating.
Li Xiaoqiang felt his stomach was overwhelmed, he wanted to vomit, but the dwarf kept swallowing and licking his mouth.
Hearing what Li Xiaoqiang said, the patriarch of the dwarves quickly looked at Li Xiaoqiang, opened his eyes wide and said, "Oh? You still have something good? Let me see it. If I am satisfied, I will not kill you!"
Li Xiaoqiang nodded quickly and said: "My lord, I have a skill, that is, fetching things from the air. I can solve the famine problem here. I see that your subordinates are very hungry. As long as the lord doesn't kill me, I will kill you." can help you solve this problem."
Now Li Xiaoqiang is talking about bragging without capital.
The patriarch of the dwarves obviously didn't believe what Li Xiaoqiang said, and said with a smile: "Boy, if you lie to me, then I won't stew you!"
Li Xiaoqiang waved his hands in front of him like a yin and yang Taoist. Immediately, two huge monsters appeared in the cave with a bang. The huge monsters these years were collected by Li Xiaoqiang in the sea area. The carcass of the sea beast, such two monsters, can definitely make the dwarves full.
The appearance of two huge monsters made the dwarves in the cave instantly vigilant, and the bone arrows in the hands of many dwarves shot at them instantly.
But the monster didn't move at all. When they saw that the monster was dead, they breathed a sigh of relief.
At this moment, the patriarch turned his head to stare at Li Xiaoqiang, his eyes were full of gold stars, he felt that there must be treasures on Li Xiaoqiang's body, he stared at some of the dwarves and said: "Quick, search him, look at him, it is It's not that there is a storage bag, I heard that there is such a thing on the fairy, and a mountain can fit in it!"
Li Xiaoqiang is not stupid, long before he entered the demon world, he put the storage bag in the demon-locking tower in his mind, that's why Li Xiaoqiang said he has the ability to fetch things from space.
Li Xiaoqiang hurriedly said loudly: "My lord, I don't have anything on me. This is really one of my skills."
Dapeng Niao, who was standing next to him at the moment, admired Li Xiaoqiang so much. If he didn't act as a braggart, he would be too sorry for his talent.
Not long after, I saw that the clothes on Li Xiaoqiang's body were stripped off, while the female dwarves in the cave were staring at the thing under Li Xiaoqiang's crotch, their eyes were unblinking, and their mouths were drooling. Looking at the thing under the dwarf's crotch, he suddenly felt that this human man was the real male creature.
Behind the throne, there is a dwarf with a crown on her head, but the crown gold on her head is much smaller. This dwarf is the queen of the dwarf tribe.
The dwarf squeezed his chest, then stared at the dwarf beside him and said, "The king didn't let me see human men before. It turned out that he was inferior. I didn't expect human beings to be so majestic."
"Queen, if you take this human as your slave, your offspring will definitely be strong and become a generation of heroes of the dwarves. After all, humans are so tall and handsome."
"Yes, queen, this human is still very good-looking."
The dwarf queen frowned and said, "Your Majesty knows, he will definitely punish me."
"Then don't let the king know, we will do it secretly."
The queen quietly glanced at Li Xiaoqiang's whole body, then swallowed her saliva and said, "I didn't expect human beings to be so majestic. I will carefully consider the plan you mentioned."
Li Xiaoqiang naturally didn't know about all this, and the patriarch of the dwarf clan didn't know either.
Li Xiaoqiang stood naked in the cave, and saw the dwarves all around him staring at him. Li Xiaoqiang was speechless with his legs between his legs. Damn, he created two monsters for them, and now there are so many dwarves. I was stripped naked in front of my face. I, Li Xiaoqiang, am not an exhibitionist. If people in the fairy world know about this, where should I put my face, Li Xiaoqiang.
The dwarf patriarch walked up to Li Xiaoqiang, circled around him twice and said, "Human, tell me, what treasure is hidden on your body? If you don't tell me, I will kill you!"
The IQ of this creature in the demon world is much lower than that of the people in the fairy world. Li Xiaoqiang even felt that he had difficulty communicating with them.
Li Xiaoqiang quickly smiled and said: "My lord, look at me. I'm completely naked. I really don't have anything on me. I'm good at picking things from space. If you kill me, you won't have anything to eat in the future. And, my lord, I have good news for you!"
When Li Xiaoqiang said this, he whispered in the ear of the patriarch of the dwarves: "My ability to fetch objects from space can also fetch living people. My lord, think about it, those beauties among human beings, if I give you Take one, or ten, will you be very happy every day, really like a fairy?"
The patriarch of the dwarves swallowed his saliva and stared at Li Xiaoqiang in surprise. These dwarf males are very fond of human females. After all, compared with dwarf females, human females are completely different. Human females are tall and tall. , Sexy, white skin, juicy and so on.
But dwarven females are different. They are short, dark, fat, and have a row of pointed black teeth.
From the lower body of the human woman outside the cave just now, it can be seen how much the dwarves like human women.
When Li Xiaoqiang said this, he was doing what he liked.
Although Li Xiaoqiang has just arrived in the Demon Realm, he still knows the general situation of the Demon Realm. The creatures in the Demon Realm have low IQ and like to use brute force. As for food, it is sheep, cattle, livestock and so on.
Compared with the fairy fruit and fairy meat in the fairy world, it is completely incomparable. Li Xiaoqiang has come from a high civilization to a primitive clan society. What makes Li Xiaoqiang most depressed is that his spiritual power cannot be used. Here, Li Xiaoqiang is a scumbag, so he can only rely on his own IQ to find the ancient magic bell, the treasure of the demon world, that he needs among these indigenous clans.
The ancient magic bell is with the strongest in the demon world. Li Xiaoqiang thought that getting the ancient magic bell was destined to be a thrilling battle.
At this moment, the patriarch of the dwarf clan was obviously aroused by Li Xiaoqiang's words. When he thought of countless tall human women standing in front of him, twisting their sexy bodies, he was about to drool. Li Xiaoqiang beckoned.
Li Xiaoqiang quickly lowered his head, stared at the dwarf leader and said, "My lord, have you made up your mind?"
The dwarf winked at Li Xiaoqiang and said: "Only the two of us know about this matter, you are not allowed to speak out, otherwise, I will eat you!"
Li Xiaoqiang nodded vigorously and said: "Don't worry, my lord, this is the secret between the two of us."
The patriarch of the dwarves nodded in satisfaction and said, "Okay, since this human has this ability, then don't kill him, and give me the bald chicken and mouse to make soup."
Li Xiaoqiang hurriedly said: "Patriarch, you can't kill them either!"
The dwarf patriarch was surprised: "Humans, didn't you say that they are your enemies? Why didn't you kill them?"
Li Xiaoqiang said with a smile: "My lord doesn't know that monsters like them can give birth to cubs. Think about it, if there are a lot of cubs, you can raise cows and sheep, instead of just eating them." One or two heads, if you eat them now, that’s killing the chicken to get the eggs.”
The patriarch of the dwarves stared at Li Xiaoqiang in surprise and said: "I didn't expect that you, a human being, are quite smart. Yes, first tie them to the stone next to me, and all the clansmen, disassemble those two huge monsters. Tonight, we The dwarves want to eat meat!"
"Ouch!"
I saw the dwarves in the cave screaming loudly. They seemed to have never had enough to eat. They wished they could eat these two monsters alive. Immediately, Li Xiaoqiang, the roc bird, the golden mouse, they It was tied to a nearby stone.
A few dwarves chatted side by side, Li Xiaoqiang heaved a sigh of relief, damn it, no wonder no one was looking for the ancient magic bell before going to the Western God Realm, which is more dangerous than going to the Western God Realm .
Dapeng Niao stared at Li Xiaoqiang in surprise and said: "Brother, I have learned your bragging skills today. Did you grow up on the bullfight in your previous life? How can you brag like that?"
"Blow you, second uncle!" Li Xiaoqiang said angrily, "Fudge these dwarf clans, relying on my old Li's IQ, let's play casually."
Seeing those dwarves crawling on top of the monster, Dapeng Bird said, "Brother, should we just stay like this? It's a waste of time."
Li Xiaoqiang rolled his eyes and said, "Don't panic, we just came to the Demon Realm, we need to familiarize ourselves with the terrain before we move, and go outside, there might be someone stronger than the dwarves."
"That's right, brother is still thoughtful."
Next, in the huge cave, there are more than a dozen huge iron pots, and the same is true outside the cave. I saw those dwarves, after chopping the meat of monsters into chunks the size of watermelons, washing them Without washing, it was bloody, and the meat was stewed with dark water.
Seeing this scene, Dapeng was speechless and said, "Brother, are they too sloppy? Worse than me, Dapeng!"
Li Xiaoqiang also said with emotion: "It seems that in our eyes, things are shit. In the eyes of these dwarves, they may be delicacies. You see, they are drooling when they look at that lump of meat, oh my mother Oh, my heart can't take it any more."
Not long after, I saw the lumps of meat in those big iron pots, which began to boil and boil. In the cave, there was a strong smell of meat. Anyway, Li Xiaoqiang didn't smell the fragrance. Li Xiaoqiang saw the meat on the lumps of meat , still a lot of hair, even those internal organs, those dwarves didn't wash it, just boiled in the big iron pot, they all stared into the iron pot, salivating.
Li Xiaoqiang felt his stomach was overwhelmed, he wanted to vomit, but the dwarf kept swallowing and licking his mouth.
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