Taoist evil doctor

These words with a certain majesty resounded in the classroom. When these students heard it, they also hurriedly sat down in their seats. This teacher is quite perverted. If you offend him, he will fail you directly.

The students dispersed, but their voices did not drop. Li Xiaoqiang and Lina sat in the first row.

The teacher walked up to the podium. At this moment, Li Xiaoqiang looked at the teacher standing on the podium. He was dressed more rigorously, with a suit on top of his shirt, jeans as his pants, and a pair of glossy black leather shoes.

It's very weird looking horizontally and vertically.

Lina whispered in Li Xiaoqiang's ear: "Our teacher is a teacher of Western culture, his name is Huo Pump, and he often shows off Western culture in front of us, but most of our students are not interested, you know, we The purpose of taking elective courses is to be able to graduate smoothly, which is the school’s curriculum requirements.”

Hearing Lina's words, Li Xiaoqiang said in a low voice: "You said earlier that this teacher is very hooligan, what kind of hooliganism is it?"

Lina pursed her lips and said: "Every night he calls me, and under the guise of giving me supplementary courses, he says something that shouldn't be said. Once I set him as a blacklist, and it turned out that he was not in the class. At that time, he asked me questions several times in a row, embarrassing me, since then, I dare not blacklist him, hey, now I just want to finish his class quickly."

Hearing this, Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said, "Since your teacher is such a dick, then I would like to see how much he understands Western culture."

When Lina heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she cheered for Li Xiaoqiang in her heart, hoping that Li Xiaoqiang could embarrass the teacher.

At this time, Huo Pump stared at the students under the podium, and frowned. His originally wretched cheeks became even more wretched during the process of frowning. The main reason was that the teacher was too thin, as if he had smoked opium. Same, some sunken eye sockets.

Huo Pump glanced at the student and said, "What happened just now?"

When these students heard Huo Pump's words, they all turned their eyes to Li Xiaoqiang and Lina.

When Huo Pump stared at Lina, his deep brows immediately eased a little, and his eyes stared at Lina's chest, flashing an imperceptible gray light.

But when Huo Pump looked at Li Xiaoqiang, he frowned again and said, "This classmate? You don't seem to have chosen my class?"

Li Xiaoqiang is like an obedient student now, and quickly raised his hand and said: "Teacher, I am an audit student. I heard from my classmates at school that your lectures are very interesting and high-level. If you have never heard of your lectures at Shanghai Jiaotong University The class you teach is the tragedy of going to college."

In other words, there must be demons when things happen by chance, and what Li Xiaoqiang said now is not in line with his character.

When Li Xiaoqiang finished speaking, Lina raised her head and stared at Li Xiaoqiang's thick body in surprise, her eyes were full of doubts, and she said to herself, Brother Qiang, didn't you just say you were embarrassing this teacher?Why are you flattering this well-dressed beast like this now?

Most of the students in the classroom frowned helplessly. Who the hell said that the teacher's lecture was interesting?If the old men know who, I'll fucking kill this bastard.

This is what most male students think.

Faced with all this, Li Xiaoqiang didn't know.

When Huo Pump heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, a gratified smile appeared on his face, and he pressed his hands to Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Well, what this classmate said is quite pertinent. Everyone should learn from this classmate. In college, just You should attend more lectures. When you graduate, you will not have the opportunity to attend lectures. College time is precious and boring, but how do you do interesting things while you are bored? The best thing is to listen to my lectures."

When those students heard Huo Pump's words, they rushed forward to give Huo Pump a few slaps.

Nima, if the school has no courses to choose now, and the good subjects have been robbed, we will find someone to choose your courses?Every class is called, and you take your electives, and it's really fucking sad to go to grandma's house.

When Li Xiaoqiang heard this sentence from below, he also smiled helplessly.

Immediately, the teacher began to give lessons, talking about the thoughts and connotations of Western literary works, and how they influenced world literature.

As Huo Pump was lecturing on the podium, Li Xiaoqiang quickly raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have a question for you?"

"Oh?" Huo Pump was very happy when he heard Li Xiaoqiang's words. This student seemed to be giving himself another chance to show off.

Huo Pump smiled and said, "Say it!"

Li Xiaoqiang quickly said: "Teacher, I read a book when I was in high school. It said that Western culture is half hell and half heaven. How do you explain this sentence?"

Huo Pump heard Li Xiaoqiang's words and said with a smile: "This student asked very well. This is the merit of Western culture. The cultural content explained by Western culture is capitalist society. In their culture, they can explain social The evil side in the world is a side that should not be noticed, but our Huaxia country is different. Most of them are praising the truth, goodness and beauty. The bad guys will definitely be punished by the law. To a certain extent, it has limitations. As for the real situation, I believe you I understand, a teacher of mine has said it through, but I will be invited to drink tea by the police uncle."

After Huo Pump finished speaking, he stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Do you understand?"

Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said: "It seems that I understand it, but I don't seem to understand it, but I heard from my classmates that Mr. Huo is familiar with great works of Western literature. I don't know if it is true?"

When Huo Pu heard Li Xiaoqiang repeatedly asking about his strengths, he quickly smiled and said, "That's natural. Without that diamond, how dare I take on this porcelain job. I'm a professional, just say what you want."

Li Xiaoqiang became interested when he heard this, and said with a smile: "Then I would like to discuss with the teacher."

After Li Xiaoqiang said these words, all the students in the classroom started booing.

They all looked at Li Xiaoqiang adoringly, this guy was really brave to talk about his old profession in front of Huo Pump.

However, 90.00% of the students hope that Li Xiaoqiang can compare Huo Pump to the next level. After all, Huo Pump is very arrogant and often pretends to be forced in front of them. What are you talking about? .

For these college students whose eyes are higher than the top, it is quite angry, your sister, how dare you say that about us?Anyway, we are also the pillars of the country's future, aren't we?Damn, if there is no such thing as the law, you will definitely be hacked into pieces.

But these guys themselves have no strength, and now they can only place their hopes on Li Xiaoqiang, hoping that this man can realize the lofty dream in their hearts and give this teacher to KO.

Li Xiaoqiang went directly to the podium, picked up the chalk, and said to Huo Pump, "Is it okay for me to write on the blackboard?"

Huo Pump smiled and said: "Of course there is no problem. Our teachers like students like you who speak actively. This will help improve the enthusiasm of my students in learning. I agree with both hands."

At this time, not only Lina had doubts about Li Xiaoqiang's next actions, but also the students in the entire classroom had doubts. What kind of medicine is this buddy selling in the gourd?

It is so mysterious, it seems that there are two brushes!

Li Xiaoqiang picked up the chalk, tore off the sliding blackboard, and wrote a long string of chalk characters on it.

The most important thing is that these chalk characters are all in English, and the English letters are connected very vividly and naturally. After Li Xiaoqiang finished writing with one chalk, he turned around, took the second chalk, and continued to write on the blackboard.

At this time, all the students in the classroom were stunned.

Their gaping mouths could no longer be closed.

A blackboard full of English letters was finished by Li Xiaoqiang. Looking at the handwriting of those calligraphers and the English letters they didn't understand, I gave them a thumbs up in my heart, master.

After Li Xiaoqiang finished writing on the first blackboard, he immediately pushed the blackboard up and wrote a few more lines in German on the second blackboard.

Finally, Li Xiaoqiang wrote a few more lines in oracle bone inscriptions.

At this time, all the students in the classroom have stood up.

And Huo Pump, who was standing on the edge of the podium, swallowed his dry throat, and began to feel uneasy, Nima, is this something a student can do?Blinking and writing on two blackboards in three languages?

After Li Xiaoqiang finished writing, he handed the remaining half of the chalk to Huo Pump and said, "Mr. Huo, this is the classic quotations from these three countries that I wrote in English, German, and oracle bone inscriptions. I hope the teacher can complete the works of these quotations." title."

Huo Pump's face was a little stiff. He couldn't understand the English quotations written by Li Xiaoqiang.

Huo Pump already knew at this moment that the handsome young man in front of him was here to kick the restaurant, but his image as a teacher in front of the students must not be destroyed. If he was stumped by a student posing a question, what would he do in the future? teach students?

Most importantly, if the leaders in Shanghai Jiaotong University knew about it, then he, a teacher, would definitely be fired.

Huo Pump took a deep breath, walked to the blackboard and said: "The first sentence is: Don't spit into the well, maybe you will come to drink the water from the well, from "The Quiet River Don"."

"The second sentence is: Climb up, make more money, enter the upper class, where everything is prepared, from "An American Tragedy."

"The third sentence, um, let me read the next sentence first. The fourth sentence, um, I don't remember clearly."

"The fifth sentence, let me think about it first."

"The sixth sentence, when the reality folds over and fits tightly on our long-term dream, it covers the dream... I forgot the latter sentence, it seems, it should be from "Reminiscing about Things Past."

"The seventh sentence, sorry."

"The eighth sentence."

"Ninth sentence."

Huo Pump didn't understand the next few words. Immediately, the students in the classroom started shouting loudly: "Go down, go down."

At this time, all the students in the classroom followed the word "go down" and waved their arms forward, with a voice as loud as a bell. Most of the teachers and students in the classroom next to them were startled, and some of the teachers I thought something big had happened, so I rushed over.

These words with a certain majesty resounded in the classroom. When these students heard it, they also hurriedly sat down in their seats. This teacher is quite perverted. If you offend him, he will fail you directly.

The students dispersed, but their voices did not drop. Li Xiaoqiang and Lina sat in the first row.

The teacher walked up to the podium. At this moment, Li Xiaoqiang looked at the teacher standing on the podium. He was dressed more rigorously, with a suit on top of his shirt, jeans as his pants, and a pair of glossy black leather shoes.

It's very weird looking horizontally and vertically.

Lina whispered in Li Xiaoqiang's ear: "Our teacher is a teacher of Western culture, his name is Huo Pump, and he often shows off Western culture in front of us, but most of our students are not interested, you know, we The purpose of taking elective courses is to be able to graduate smoothly, which is the school’s curriculum requirements.”

Hearing Lina's words, Li Xiaoqiang said in a low voice: "You said earlier that this teacher is very hooligan, what kind of hooliganism is it?"

Lina pursed her lips and said: "Every night he calls me, and under the guise of giving me supplementary courses, he says something that shouldn't be said. Once I set him as a blacklist, and it turned out that he was not in the class. At that time, he asked me questions several times in a row, embarrassing me, since then, I dare not blacklist him, hey, now I just want to finish his class quickly."

Hearing this, Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said, "Since your teacher is such a dick, then I would like to see how much he understands Western culture."

When Lina heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she cheered for Li Xiaoqiang in her heart, hoping that Li Xiaoqiang could embarrass the teacher.

At this time, Huo Pump stared at the students under the podium, and frowned. His originally wretched cheeks became even more wretched during the process of frowning. The main reason was that the teacher was too thin, as if he had smoked opium. Same, some sunken eye sockets.

Huo Pump glanced at the student and said, "What happened just now?"

When these students heard Huo Pump's words, they all turned their eyes to Li Xiaoqiang and Lina.

When Huo Pump stared at Lina, his deep brows immediately eased a little, and his eyes stared at Lina's chest, flashing an imperceptible gray light.

But when Huo Pump looked at Li Xiaoqiang, he frowned again and said, "This classmate? You don't seem to have chosen my class?"

Li Xiaoqiang is like an obedient student now, and quickly raised his hand and said: "Teacher, I am an audit student. I heard from my classmates at school that your lectures are very interesting and high-level. If you have never heard of your lectures at Shanghai Jiaotong University The class you teach is the tragedy of going to college."

In other words, there must be demons when things happen by chance, and what Li Xiaoqiang said now is not in line with his character.

When Li Xiaoqiang finished speaking, Lina raised her head and stared at Li Xiaoqiang's thick body in surprise, her eyes were full of doubts, and she said to herself, Brother Qiang, didn't you just say you were embarrassing this teacher?Why are you flattering this well-dressed beast like this now?

Most of the students in the classroom frowned helplessly. Who the hell said that the teacher's lecture was interesting?If the old men know who, I'll fucking kill this bastard.

This is what most male students think.

Faced with all this, Li Xiaoqiang didn't know.

When Huo Pump heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, a gratified smile appeared on his face, and he pressed his hands to Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Well, what this classmate said is quite pertinent. Everyone should learn from this classmate. In college, just You should attend more lectures. When you graduate, you will not have the opportunity to attend lectures. College time is precious and boring, but how do you do interesting things while you are bored? The best thing is to listen to my lectures."

When those students heard Huo Pump's words, they rushed forward to give Huo Pump a few slaps.

Nima, if the school has no courses to choose now, and the good subjects have been robbed, we will find someone to choose your courses?Every class is called, and you take your electives, and it's really fucking sad to go to grandma's house.

When Li Xiaoqiang heard this sentence from below, he also smiled helplessly.

Immediately, the teacher began to give lessons, talking about the thoughts and connotations of Western literary works, and how they influenced world literature.

As Huo Pump was lecturing on the podium, Li Xiaoqiang quickly raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have a question for you?"

"Oh?" Huo Pump was very happy when he heard Li Xiaoqiang's words. This student seemed to be giving himself another chance to show off.

Huo Pump smiled and said, "Say it!"

Li Xiaoqiang quickly said: "Teacher, I read a book when I was in high school. It said that Western culture is half hell and half heaven. How do you explain this sentence?"

Huo Pump heard Li Xiaoqiang's words and said with a smile: "This student asked very well. This is the merit of Western culture. The cultural content explained by Western culture is capitalist society. In their culture, they can explain social The evil side in the world is a side that should not be noticed, but our Huaxia country is different. Most of them are praising the truth, goodness and beauty. The bad guys will definitely be punished by the law. To a certain extent, it has limitations. As for the real situation, I believe you I understand, a teacher of mine has said it through, but I will be invited to drink tea by the police uncle."

After Huo Pump finished speaking, he stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Do you understand?"

Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said: "It seems that I understand it, but I don't seem to understand it, but I heard from my classmates that Mr. Huo is familiar with great works of Western literature. I don't know if it is true?"

When Huo Pu heard Li Xiaoqiang repeatedly asking about his strengths, he quickly smiled and said, "That's natural. Without that diamond, how dare I take on this porcelain job. I'm a professional, just say what you want."

Li Xiaoqiang became interested when he heard this, and said with a smile: "Then I would like to discuss with the teacher."

After Li Xiaoqiang said these words, all the students in the classroom started booing.

They all looked at Li Xiaoqiang adoringly, this guy was really brave to talk about his old profession in front of Huo Pump.

However, 90.00% of the students hope that Li Xiaoqiang can compare Huo Pump to the next level. After all, Huo Pump is very arrogant and often pretends to be forced in front of them. What are you talking about? .

For these college students whose eyes are higher than the top, it is quite angry, your sister, how dare you say that about us?Anyway, we are also the pillars of the country's future, aren't we?Damn, if there is no such thing as the law, you will definitely be hacked into pieces.

But these guys themselves have no strength, and now they can only place their hopes on Li Xiaoqiang, hoping that this man can realize the lofty dream in their hearts and give this teacher to KO.

Li Xiaoqiang went directly to the podium, picked up the chalk, and said to Huo Pump, "Is it okay for me to write on the blackboard?"

Huo Pump smiled and said: "Of course there is no problem. Our teachers like students like you who speak actively. This will help improve the enthusiasm of my students in learning. I agree with both hands."

At this time, not only Lina had doubts about Li Xiaoqiang's next actions, but also the students in the entire classroom had doubts. What kind of medicine is this buddy selling in the gourd?

It is so mysterious, it seems that there are two brushes!

Li Xiaoqiang picked up the chalk, tore off the sliding blackboard, and wrote a long string of chalk characters on it.

The most important thing is that these chalk characters are all in English, and the English letters are connected very vividly and naturally. After Li Xiaoqiang finished writing with one chalk, he turned around, took the second chalk, and continued to write on the blackboard.

At this time, all the students in the classroom were stunned.

Their gaping mouths could no longer be closed.

A blackboard full of English letters was finished by Li Xiaoqiang. Looking at the handwriting of those calligraphers and the English letters they didn't understand, I gave them a thumbs up in my heart, master.

After Li Xiaoqiang finished writing on the first blackboard, he immediately pushed the blackboard up and wrote a few more lines in German on the second blackboard.

Finally, Li Xiaoqiang wrote a few more lines in oracle bone inscriptions.

At this time, all the students in the classroom have stood up.

And Huo Pump, who was standing on the edge of the podium, swallowed his dry throat, and began to feel uneasy, Nima, is this something a student can do?Blinking and writing on two blackboards in three languages?

After Li Xiaoqiang finished writing, he handed the remaining half of the chalk to Huo Pump and said, "Mr. Huo, this is the classic quotations from these three countries that I wrote in English, German, and oracle bone inscriptions. I hope the teacher can complete the works of these quotations." title."

Huo Pump's face was a little stiff. He couldn't understand the English quotations written by Li Xiaoqiang.

Huo Pump already knew at this moment that the handsome young man in front of him was here to kick the restaurant, but his image as a teacher in front of the students must not be destroyed. If he was stumped by a student posing a question, what would he do in the future? teach students?

Most importantly, if the leaders in Shanghai Jiaotong University knew about it, then he, a teacher, would definitely be fired.

Huo Pump took a deep breath, walked to the blackboard and said: "The first sentence is: Don't spit into the well, maybe you will come to drink the water from the well, from "The Quiet River Don"."

"The second sentence is: Climb up, make more money, enter the upper class, where everything is prepared, from "An American Tragedy."

"The third sentence, um, let me read the next sentence first. The fourth sentence, um, I don't remember clearly."

"The fifth sentence, let me think about it first."

"The sixth sentence, when the reality folds over and fits tightly on our long-term dream, it covers the dream... I forgot the latter sentence, it seems, it should be from "Reminiscing about Things Past."

"The seventh sentence, sorry."

"The eighth sentence."

"Ninth sentence."

Huo Pump didn't understand the next few words. Immediately, the students in the classroom started shouting loudly: "Go down, go down."

At this time, all the students in the classroom followed the word "go down" and waved their arms forward, with a voice as loud as a bell. Most of the teachers and students in the classroom next to them were startled, and some of the teachers I thought something big had happened, so I rushed over.