Taoist evil doctor
Chapter 527 [The Strongest King]
When Qin Wanting heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she blinked at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Why, do you know Tang Junhua?"
Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said: "Well... well, Tang Junhua and I are in the same school, we are classmates, and we are very good buddies."
When Qin Wanting heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, her face changed and she said: "Huh, that's good, your buddy is too hardworking, among our flight attendants, one of my sisters has already been slept by him, and now I want to He wants to attack me, but his family's Tang Corporation has shares in the airline, so I don't dare to offend him, so I can only promise him."
Hearing what Qin Wanting said, Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said, "So it's Jiang Zi, Sister Ting, I just said you are my girlfriend, so it's fine."
When Li Xiaoqiang said this, he winked at Qin Wanting, Qin Wanting saw Li Xiaoqiang's treacherous eyes, she gave Li Xiaoqiang a blank look and said, "Why do I feel that when you say this, you have an ominous premonition? "
Li Xiaoqiang tilted his head and said: "Sister Ting, I don't like to hear what you say. Since it's like this, then I won't help. Brothers go to the bar to drink and catch horses."
Qin Wanting hurriedly said: "Oh, Sister Ting is just kidding you. If you don't help Sister Ting with this favor, who else is there? Where do you want me to find a handsome temporary man like you who doesn't have any evil thoughts?" Where's your friend?"
Li Xiaoqiang said with a smile: "Sister Ting, I really like to hear these words. To be honest, what she said is too good."
Immediately, Li Xiaoqiang stood up and said to Qin Wanting, "Sister Ting, I'm fine now, I'll go upstairs and play with the computer."
Qin Wanting nodded and said, "Well, 7878."
Li Xiaoqiang patted his butt and walked upstairs. Li Xiaoqiang entered the room, and the door closed with a bang. Immediately, a fat girl's voice came from downstairs: "Big handsome guy, it's not your house." The door, you slam it like this, you make me feel bad."
Li Xiaoqiang hurriedly said: "It was the wind that blew just now."
"Oh." The fat girl said: "That's good. In fact, even if you break it, they won't ask you to pay for it. You just need to sleep with me."
"Uh..." Li Xiaoqiang quickly closed the door. If this girl really wanted to put him to sleep, Li Xiaoqiang reckoned that the fat girl's huge body would suck his body clean. He didn't want to become mummified.
Although a woman like Fat Girl can pull her belly over and use it as a quilt when sleeping in winter, but this kind of woman doesn't have any real skills, and she really can't surrender.
Li Xiaoqiang also turned on the phone. Li Xiaoqiang sat in front of the computer desk and logged in to QQ. I saw it.
As for the news in the group, it’s just some college students talking nonsense. After graduating, those students said that it’s hard to find a job and the salary is bad. Comparing Li Xiaoqiang with them, it’s a world of difference. Li Xiaoqiang blinked Eyes, the income is tens of thousands, which is unmatched by these fresh graduates.
There is also one of the messages, this message was sent by Su Xiaoya, Su Xiaoya sent a smiley face to Li Xiaoqiang, Li Xiaoqiang rolled his eyes twice, and said with a smile: "Just send it like this."
So Li Xiaoqiang typed out a line of words: Dear user, Li Xiaoqiang from hell, has received your message, his life in hell is very nourishing, three thousand beauties in the harem, and now he is fighting for the position with Lord Yama, and there will be more in the future Here's the chance, I'll take you to the Palace of the King of Hell, thank you for your letter!
Li Xiaoqiang hit the Enter key, and the message was sent.
Li Xiaoqiang opened another message, which turned out to be from Shanghai. Li Xiaoqiang was speechless when he saw this message. Can't make me pregnant, so now I need a man with a high degree of education and good physique to sleep with me. If I get pregnant successfully, I will pay you 50. Thank you for calling, number 152########.
Li Xiaoqiang looked at his profile picture, smiled and said, "Is it because my profile picture has eight-pack abs? This woman also sent me this message?"
Li Xiaoqiang was so idle right now, so he picked up his phone and sent a message: "Beauty, let me dry you up, can you do it for 50 cents?"
After Li Xiaoqiang finished sending, he threw the phone aside.
At this time, Li Xiaoqiang's QQ was shaken by someone. Li Xiaoqiang saw that it was Lin Zhiming who sent the shake window. Li Xiaoqiang also sent a message and said: "Grandson, what's the matter?"
Lin Zhiming's QQ avatar is a big girl, and the image captured by the avatar happens to be on those two groups. Therefore, the avatars of these two people seem to be particularly weird, and they have infinite love!
In fact, the two animals are pure gentlemen in real life.
Lin Zhiming's qq window shows that it is being sent...
Immediately, a message came: Abdominal man, please give me a break, I miss your big guy.After the message was sent, it was followed by a shy expression.
"Damn!" Li Xiaoqiang angrily sent a message: "I'm sorry for your uncle!"
"My uncle is a thick and strong man. I heard that his whole body is covered with hair. Go and fuck him, and don't get kicked back."
"Scumbag!"
"You say chicken feathers, I mean charisma, do you understand charisma? That's a taste different from that of ordinary people."
"You are in a hurry, grandson, let me tell you, I don't engage in homosexuality. If you dare to tempt me again, I will let you pick up soap next time."
"Hee hee, people like Safeguard."
Li Xiaoqiang sent a sweaty expression. At this moment, Lin Zhiming sent Li Xiaoqiang a bed photo of a beautiful woman. With that face and figure, Li Xiaoqiang immediately swallowed his saliva: "Fuck, it's still high-definition." The bed photo, it seems to be that star?"
Li Xiaoqiang also sent a message to Lin Zhiming, saying: "Grandson, is this a photo of a celebrity's bed ~ that you secretly took?"
"Hey, little Lizi, want to see it? It's just a third-rate star. I just fell asleep a few days ago."
"Master, why didn't you call me?"
"You are fucking in H province, why do I call you? And you are surrounded by so many beauties, why do you still care about such third-rate stars?"
"Damn, you fucking don't understand, it's exciting to be someone else's wife."
"You son of a bitch, you are worthy of being a brother and sister who often watch porn with me. I like this hobby."
"Then why don't you fucking send seeds over here? Let me appreciate your majesty on the bed."
"Hey, I won't post it."
Li Xiaoqiang rolled his eyes and said: "Your uncle, if you post pictures but not seeds, thousands of chrysanthemums will be stabbed!"
"Hehe, I've been stabbed by tens of thousands of people, and I like it. What's the matter? Come and bite me? Come?"
Li Xiaoqiang directly turned on the voice, and after the voice link was completed, Li Xiaoqiang yelled angrily: "Grandson, send the seeds, if you don't send the seeds, I won't take you to the qualifying match."
Lin Zhiming heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, and quickly said: "immediately, you are the goddamn uncle, idiot."
So Lin Zhiming also sent over an encrypted folder. After Li Xiaoqiang decompressed it, he looked at the colorful photos in the folder and choked up, "Your grandson is a bird~beast, he took pictures of every part, and he took them so carefully. , the pores can be seen clearly, damn it, my blood boils when I see it."
Lin Zhiming laughed and said: "Damn it, I pretended to be a lady with me at first, but after going to bed, I became a fucking slut. I gave him [-] yuan immediately when he refused to let me take pictures. The result is the flirtatious look you see now, damn it, I have her picture now, and I will threaten her if I don’t have a woman to fuck her, shit, fuck her to death!”
Li Xiaoqiang said angrily: "You fucking share it with others, it's fine if you can't do it yourself."
Lin Zhiming said: "I'm talking about what if she pretends to be innocent again, next time I'll let you try her kung fu in bed."
Li Xiaoqiang also closed the folder and said, "We'll talk about it later."
At this time, another jitter window was sent. Li Xiaoqiang saw that it was sent by Lu Erben. Lu Erben directly opened the voice and said, "It's so rare for you to go online in a thousand years. The sun is really shining today. The west is coming out, God, take me to the qualifying match, to be promoted to platinum, this is a major event in life."
Li Xiaoqiang said in a bad mood: "Oh, you uncle, I feel that playing masturbation is more enjoyable than having sex with women."
Lu Erben hurriedly said: "Women can be absent, but you can't be without masturbation. In the game, that is the battlefield of my brother."
Lin Zhiming's voice also came to mind: "Lu Erben, I said I'm already Platinum III, why the hell haven't you been promoted yet?"
Lu Erben said unhappily: "You are talking about chicken feathers, if you hadn't just bought a new account and let Lao Li directly position you as Platinum Three at the beginning, would you have the fucking face to laugh at me in front of me?"
Lin Zhiming laughed arrogantly: "Anyway, you are a scum of gold now. If you have the guts, come and challenge me. You can choose the position as you like."
Lu Erben snorted coldly: "You are proud of Chuan Chuan, if you have the guts, let me kill ten people? Come on, don't be arrogant if you don't have the guts."
"Damn, don't fucking provoke me, don't think that I dare not." Lin Zhiming said.
"Come here if you have the guts."
"I won't come, come if you say so, come and bite me, come!" Lin Zhiming repeated what he said about Li Xiaoqiang just now.
Li Xiaoqiang saw the two quarreling, so he said angrily: "Do you still want us to have fun together?"
Lu Erben hurriedly said: "Of course I do, you log in to my account, and I will watch the battle."
Li Xiaoqiang said: "Forget it, I'll just log in to my trumpet, and you can play with us too, it's hard to play once."
Both of them said excitedly: "Okay, ok, damn it, the strongest king is leading, so excited, watching my father torture each other's group of vegetables to death~ Fuck, let's fight with spears, bring chrysanthemums, haha."
Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said: "Well... well, Tang Junhua and I are in the same school, we are classmates, and we are very good buddies."
When Qin Wanting heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, her face changed and she said: "Huh, that's good, your buddy is too hardworking, among our flight attendants, one of my sisters has already been slept by him, and now I want to He wants to attack me, but his family's Tang Corporation has shares in the airline, so I don't dare to offend him, so I can only promise him."
Hearing what Qin Wanting said, Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said, "So it's Jiang Zi, Sister Ting, I just said you are my girlfriend, so it's fine."
When Li Xiaoqiang said this, he winked at Qin Wanting, Qin Wanting saw Li Xiaoqiang's treacherous eyes, she gave Li Xiaoqiang a blank look and said, "Why do I feel that when you say this, you have an ominous premonition? "
Li Xiaoqiang tilted his head and said: "Sister Ting, I don't like to hear what you say. Since it's like this, then I won't help. Brothers go to the bar to drink and catch horses."
Qin Wanting hurriedly said: "Oh, Sister Ting is just kidding you. If you don't help Sister Ting with this favor, who else is there? Where do you want me to find a handsome temporary man like you who doesn't have any evil thoughts?" Where's your friend?"
Li Xiaoqiang said with a smile: "Sister Ting, I really like to hear these words. To be honest, what she said is too good."
Immediately, Li Xiaoqiang stood up and said to Qin Wanting, "Sister Ting, I'm fine now, I'll go upstairs and play with the computer."
Qin Wanting nodded and said, "Well, 7878."
Li Xiaoqiang patted his butt and walked upstairs. Li Xiaoqiang entered the room, and the door closed with a bang. Immediately, a fat girl's voice came from downstairs: "Big handsome guy, it's not your house." The door, you slam it like this, you make me feel bad."
Li Xiaoqiang hurriedly said: "It was the wind that blew just now."
"Oh." The fat girl said: "That's good. In fact, even if you break it, they won't ask you to pay for it. You just need to sleep with me."
"Uh..." Li Xiaoqiang quickly closed the door. If this girl really wanted to put him to sleep, Li Xiaoqiang reckoned that the fat girl's huge body would suck his body clean. He didn't want to become mummified.
Although a woman like Fat Girl can pull her belly over and use it as a quilt when sleeping in winter, but this kind of woman doesn't have any real skills, and she really can't surrender.
Li Xiaoqiang also turned on the phone. Li Xiaoqiang sat in front of the computer desk and logged in to QQ. I saw it.
As for the news in the group, it’s just some college students talking nonsense. After graduating, those students said that it’s hard to find a job and the salary is bad. Comparing Li Xiaoqiang with them, it’s a world of difference. Li Xiaoqiang blinked Eyes, the income is tens of thousands, which is unmatched by these fresh graduates.
There is also one of the messages, this message was sent by Su Xiaoya, Su Xiaoya sent a smiley face to Li Xiaoqiang, Li Xiaoqiang rolled his eyes twice, and said with a smile: "Just send it like this."
So Li Xiaoqiang typed out a line of words: Dear user, Li Xiaoqiang from hell, has received your message, his life in hell is very nourishing, three thousand beauties in the harem, and now he is fighting for the position with Lord Yama, and there will be more in the future Here's the chance, I'll take you to the Palace of the King of Hell, thank you for your letter!
Li Xiaoqiang hit the Enter key, and the message was sent.
Li Xiaoqiang opened another message, which turned out to be from Shanghai. Li Xiaoqiang was speechless when he saw this message. Can't make me pregnant, so now I need a man with a high degree of education and good physique to sleep with me. If I get pregnant successfully, I will pay you 50. Thank you for calling, number 152########.
Li Xiaoqiang looked at his profile picture, smiled and said, "Is it because my profile picture has eight-pack abs? This woman also sent me this message?"
Li Xiaoqiang was so idle right now, so he picked up his phone and sent a message: "Beauty, let me dry you up, can you do it for 50 cents?"
After Li Xiaoqiang finished sending, he threw the phone aside.
At this time, Li Xiaoqiang's QQ was shaken by someone. Li Xiaoqiang saw that it was Lin Zhiming who sent the shake window. Li Xiaoqiang also sent a message and said: "Grandson, what's the matter?"
Lin Zhiming's QQ avatar is a big girl, and the image captured by the avatar happens to be on those two groups. Therefore, the avatars of these two people seem to be particularly weird, and they have infinite love!
In fact, the two animals are pure gentlemen in real life.
Lin Zhiming's qq window shows that it is being sent...
Immediately, a message came: Abdominal man, please give me a break, I miss your big guy.After the message was sent, it was followed by a shy expression.
"Damn!" Li Xiaoqiang angrily sent a message: "I'm sorry for your uncle!"
"My uncle is a thick and strong man. I heard that his whole body is covered with hair. Go and fuck him, and don't get kicked back."
"Scumbag!"
"You say chicken feathers, I mean charisma, do you understand charisma? That's a taste different from that of ordinary people."
"You are in a hurry, grandson, let me tell you, I don't engage in homosexuality. If you dare to tempt me again, I will let you pick up soap next time."
"Hee hee, people like Safeguard."
Li Xiaoqiang sent a sweaty expression. At this moment, Lin Zhiming sent Li Xiaoqiang a bed photo of a beautiful woman. With that face and figure, Li Xiaoqiang immediately swallowed his saliva: "Fuck, it's still high-definition." The bed photo, it seems to be that star?"
Li Xiaoqiang also sent a message to Lin Zhiming, saying: "Grandson, is this a photo of a celebrity's bed ~ that you secretly took?"
"Hey, little Lizi, want to see it? It's just a third-rate star. I just fell asleep a few days ago."
"Master, why didn't you call me?"
"You are fucking in H province, why do I call you? And you are surrounded by so many beauties, why do you still care about such third-rate stars?"
"Damn, you fucking don't understand, it's exciting to be someone else's wife."
"You son of a bitch, you are worthy of being a brother and sister who often watch porn with me. I like this hobby."
"Then why don't you fucking send seeds over here? Let me appreciate your majesty on the bed."
"Hey, I won't post it."
Li Xiaoqiang rolled his eyes and said: "Your uncle, if you post pictures but not seeds, thousands of chrysanthemums will be stabbed!"
"Hehe, I've been stabbed by tens of thousands of people, and I like it. What's the matter? Come and bite me? Come?"
Li Xiaoqiang directly turned on the voice, and after the voice link was completed, Li Xiaoqiang yelled angrily: "Grandson, send the seeds, if you don't send the seeds, I won't take you to the qualifying match."
Lin Zhiming heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, and quickly said: "immediately, you are the goddamn uncle, idiot."
So Lin Zhiming also sent over an encrypted folder. After Li Xiaoqiang decompressed it, he looked at the colorful photos in the folder and choked up, "Your grandson is a bird~beast, he took pictures of every part, and he took them so carefully. , the pores can be seen clearly, damn it, my blood boils when I see it."
Lin Zhiming laughed and said: "Damn it, I pretended to be a lady with me at first, but after going to bed, I became a fucking slut. I gave him [-] yuan immediately when he refused to let me take pictures. The result is the flirtatious look you see now, damn it, I have her picture now, and I will threaten her if I don’t have a woman to fuck her, shit, fuck her to death!”
Li Xiaoqiang said angrily: "You fucking share it with others, it's fine if you can't do it yourself."
Lin Zhiming said: "I'm talking about what if she pretends to be innocent again, next time I'll let you try her kung fu in bed."
Li Xiaoqiang also closed the folder and said, "We'll talk about it later."
At this time, another jitter window was sent. Li Xiaoqiang saw that it was sent by Lu Erben. Lu Erben directly opened the voice and said, "It's so rare for you to go online in a thousand years. The sun is really shining today. The west is coming out, God, take me to the qualifying match, to be promoted to platinum, this is a major event in life."
Li Xiaoqiang said in a bad mood: "Oh, you uncle, I feel that playing masturbation is more enjoyable than having sex with women."
Lu Erben hurriedly said: "Women can be absent, but you can't be without masturbation. In the game, that is the battlefield of my brother."
Lin Zhiming's voice also came to mind: "Lu Erben, I said I'm already Platinum III, why the hell haven't you been promoted yet?"
Lu Erben said unhappily: "You are talking about chicken feathers, if you hadn't just bought a new account and let Lao Li directly position you as Platinum Three at the beginning, would you have the fucking face to laugh at me in front of me?"
Lin Zhiming laughed arrogantly: "Anyway, you are a scum of gold now. If you have the guts, come and challenge me. You can choose the position as you like."
Lu Erben snorted coldly: "You are proud of Chuan Chuan, if you have the guts, let me kill ten people? Come on, don't be arrogant if you don't have the guts."
"Damn, don't fucking provoke me, don't think that I dare not." Lin Zhiming said.
"Come here if you have the guts."
"I won't come, come if you say so, come and bite me, come!" Lin Zhiming repeated what he said about Li Xiaoqiang just now.
Li Xiaoqiang saw the two quarreling, so he said angrily: "Do you still want us to have fun together?"
Lu Erben hurriedly said: "Of course I do, you log in to my account, and I will watch the battle."
Li Xiaoqiang said: "Forget it, I'll just log in to my trumpet, and you can play with us too, it's hard to play once."
Both of them said excitedly: "Okay, ok, damn it, the strongest king is leading, so excited, watching my father torture each other's group of vegetables to death~ Fuck, let's fight with spears, bring chrysanthemums, haha."
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