Taoist evil doctor

The voice of a soft girl came from behind Li Xiaoqiang himself, and there was a feeling that the eggs were smashed to the ground. Li Xiaoqiang said depressedly: "I said girl, did you come out of that corner?"

As Li Xiaoqiang said, he also raised his hand, but he felt that there was a black muzzle pointing at his forehead.

Xiao Feng, who was lying on the ground like a dead pig, saw Guanyin Bodhisattva appearing suddenly, damn it, he almost took off his pants and shook his jj, he suppressed the pain in his body, and walked towards this girl , with red and swollen cheeks, said with a smile: "This policeman, thank you, this guy is too hateful, look, he beat me like this, you look at the scene, he must have just escaped from the prison Criminal."

The police girl looked around, nodded and said: "Well, you, you go and help me handcuff him."

As the police girl spoke, she quickly handed over the handcuffs around her waist to Xiao Feng.

Xiao Feng took the handcuffs, and immediately, his face was full of smiles, Nima, who are you, you beat me just now, haha, are you happy now?It fell into Lao Tzu's hands!

Xiao Feng was also holding handcuffs, and walked towards Li Xiaoqiang, he walked in front of Li Xiaoqiang, slapped Li Xiaoqiang on the head and said: "You big bastard, I just asked you to beat me, now it feels good, haha. "

As Xiaofeng said that, he quickly roasted Li Xiaoqiang, because when he patted Li Xiaoqiang's head, he was very frightened when he saw Li Xiaoqiang's cold eyes.

He doesn't want to be beaten up by this pervert again!

Seeing Li Xiaoqiang being handcuffed, the police girl quickly walked up to Li Xiaoqiang. When she saw Li Xiaoqiang, she opened her mouth wide and said, "My...idol, why is it you?"

Li Xiaoqiang sighed, "It's me."

This police girl is Tang Lele, but Li Xiaoqiang knows that this police girl is a complete groupie.

There is also a cute and nervous girlhood, this kind of woman, Li Xiaoqiang really doesn't know how she became a policeman, is it through the back door?

Maybe it is!

When Tang Lele saw that the man in handcuffs turned out to be her idol, and his favorite long-legged Ouba, a burst of regret flooded her heart.

Tang Lele quickly took out the key to the handcuffs from the police uniform and said, "I'm sorry idol, woohoo, it's all my fault. I didn't see clearly that it was you. If it was you, I wouldn't handcuff you even if you killed me."

"Uh..." When the onlookers saw this scene, their legs collapsed for a while, and they almost fell to their knees. Nima, is this okay?

Are you a disciplined policeman handling a case?God, if the policemen like you are all the people who maintain the city's security, then the world isn't fucking in chaos, is it?

When Xiao Feng saw that Tang Lele was about to give Li Xiaoqiang the key to unlock the handcuffs, he took a breath in fright, and quickly grabbed Tang Lele's arm and said, "Police officer, police officer, he is a bad person, you must not untie it." His handcuffs, he is a violent maniac, he will cause harm to ordinary people."

Seeing Xiao Feng grabbing her arm, Tang Lele quickly spun the gun in her hand, pointed the gun at Xiao Feng and said, "You put your hands on your head and squat down. I'll handle the case, but still use your branch? I'm a professional."

When Xiao Feng saw the black muzzle of the gun, he immediately squatted down on the ground.

Tang Lele released Li Xiaoqiang's handcuffs, and Li Xiaoqiang shook his hands, stared at Tang Lele and said, "That police officer Tang, actually, you should think about it carefully. Look at everything at the scene, who is the bad guy? There are so many of them, look Looking at their clothes, and looking at mine, I can see that I am a good citizen, how can you catch me?"

Tang Lele saw Xiao Feng with seven or eight people, and Li Xiaoqiang alone, and this group of people all had tattoos on their bodies, so from the surface, they knew the result, who was the bad guy and who was the good guy.

Tang Lele also nodded solemnly and said, "Yes, I must have neglected something."

Li Xiaoqiang quickly smiled and said: "This kind of person should be taught a good lesson, so he doesn't have to be arrested at the police station. If he is arrested at the police station, I think you will be troubled too."

Hearing Li Xiaoqiang's words, Tang Lele stared at Li Xiaoqiang with wide eyes and said: "I made a mistake, I must be arrested at the police station."

Li Xiaoqiang quickly patted Tang Lele's arm and said, "Look, I'll analyze it, you took us to the police station, what did you get? You definitely won't get anything, because the two of us, that's an ordinary conflict , contradictory, right? Ask him if you don’t believe me?”

Tang Lele also lowered her head to stare at Xiao Feng and said, "Is that so?"

Xiao Feng also knew that if he went to the police station again, he would be found out again. Of course he was the last person to go to the police station. He nodded quickly and said: "Yes, we are just ordinary conflicts. In fact, we It's a good friend."

Tang Lele also nodded and said, "Since that's the case, that's fine. You don't have to go to the police station. Then I'll go shopping."

Li Xiaoqiang and Xiao Feng both smiled and nodded: "Police officer, go slowly, police officer, go slowly."

Tang Lele stared at Li Xiaoqiang, smiled and waved: "Idol, wait for me outside, I'll buy some food, I still have something to tell you."

Li Xiaoqiang narrowed his eyes and said, "No problem."

Li Xiaoqiang heaved a sigh of relief when he saw Tang Lele, a star chaser, leave.

Xiao Feng also heaved a sigh of relief, sat down on the ground, and said like a deflated ball: "Damn, how come there are such policemen, it's really weird."

Just as Xiao Feng finished speaking, he suddenly felt his head was slapped heavily, and saw Li Xiaoqiang standing beside him.

When Xiao Feng saw Li Xiaoqiang, his heart skipped a beat, Nima, and this terrifying demon god, Xiao Feng quickly stared at Li Xiaoqiang in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Brother...Brother, roar inside (Cantonese) .”

"I don't yell." Li Xiaoqiang said indifferently.

Xiao Feng quickly took out a cigarette from his trouser pocket, handed it to Li Xiaoqiang and said: "Big...Brother, come, smoke."

Li Xiaoqiang also put the cigarette in his mouth, Xiao Feng quickly lit it for Li Xiaoqiang, Li Xiaoqiang took a few deep breaths of the cigarette, then Li Xiaoqiang stared at Xiao Feng and said: "Did you slap me on the head just now? Didn't it feel great? What else did you say?" ? I forgot, you repeat it to me."

Hearing Li Xiaoqiang's words, Xiao Feng was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder split apart. With a thud, he knelt down in front of Li Xiaoqiang and said: "Brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong, please don't hit me, really, I Never dare again."

Snapped!

Li Xiaoqiang slapped Xiao Feng on the top of his head: "I asked you to repeat it, didn't you hear me?"

Xiao Feng swallowed his saliva, and said hastily: "You are a big ****..."

Snapped!

Li Xiaoqiang's slap directly slapped Xiao Feng's cheek, Xiao Feng's already red and swollen cheek, at this moment, became even more red and swollen, like a piece of pig liver.

Xiao Feng felt the severe pain on his cheek, tears flowed out, he stared at Li Xiaoqiang quickly and said: "Brother, I was wrong."

Li Xiaoqiang's expression darkened and he said, "Continue talking."

"I...I..." Xiao Feng saw Li Xiaoqiang's gloomy face, and quickly said, "You are violent..."

Snapped!

With a cigarette dangling from his mouth, Li Xiaoqiang was puffing, and slapped him again.

The corner of Xiao Feng's mouth was bleeding, and when he spoke, he couldn't speak clearly, he directly hit the ground with his forehead, and said in a voice that was not clear: "Brother, I was wrong, please don't hit me Now, let me be a cow or a horse, just please don't beat me."

Seeing this scene, the nearby onlookers didn't dare to speak. Xiao Feng was nearby, and he was collecting protection money. They all knew that this guy usually danced very much.

This usually awesome character, now being beaten by this young man, they are all very happy in their hearts, but they dare not show it, if Xiao Feng sees it, and they come to make trouble next time, it will be troublesome.

Seeing Xiao Feng's expression, Li Xiaoqiang frowned and said, "I didn't hit you just now, did I?"

Xiao Feng shook his head vigorously, but the blood from his mouth was thrown out, Li Xiaoqiang hastily patted his head and said: "Stop it for me, don't shake it."

At this moment, Tang Lele came out with two vegetables and one piece of pork. When she saw Li Xiaoqiang and Xiao Feng squatting on the ground, she frowned and said, "What's wrong with you? Your face? What's wrong?" Is it like this?"

Xiao Feng quickly stood up, smiled, gave Tang Lele a military salute, and said, "Report sir, I accidentally bumped into the car just now, just now my elder brother was wiping my wound."

Tang Lele looked at Li Xiaoqiang in disbelief, and Li Xiaoqiang quickly said, "Officer, it's true."

Tang Lele said with half-belief: "Well, be careful next time."

Xiao Feng was a little unsteady when he stood, his eyes were red and swollen with only a gap left, he nodded quickly and said: "Okay, okay."

Li Xiaoqiang stared at Tang Lele and said with a smile, "Officer, what are you telling me?"

Tang Lele saw someone watching nearby, so she said, "Let's go out and talk about it."

Li Xiaoqiang said: "Well, then get in my car and chat while walking in the car."

Tang Lele stared at Li Xiaoqiang in disbelief and said, "Do you have a car?"

Li Xiaoqiang quickly shook his head and said, "I borrowed it."

So Tang Lele also got into Li Xiaoqiang's car, and Li Xiaoqiang drove the car, and then resorted to the farmer's market.

Xiao Feng's younger brothers, seeing Li Xiaoqiang leaving, hurriedly staggered to Xiao Feng, stared at Xiao Feng and said: "Brother Feng, what should we do?"

Xiao Feng started to tense up, then instantly relaxed and said: "Send me to the hospital."

After Xiao Feng finished speaking, his body went limp and he fell to the ground.

Li Xiaoqiang looked at Tang Lele who was sitting in the co-pilot, and said with a smile, "That police officer, what's the matter with you, can you talk about it now?"

Tang Lele smiled and said: "It's nothing serious. One of my best friends wants to visit you. She is also your fan. She wants to meet you. She likes you very much. She once swore that as long as you don't get married, she will I won’t get married, she’s pretty, look, I still have her bed here~ take a picture, take a look.”