Taoist evil doctor

Li Xiaoqiang and Liu Ye stared at the little girl dumbfounded when they heard what the little girl said.

Isn't this little girl a bit tough?

How old is this? How dare you ask Li Xiaoqiang for three bags?

Holy crap!

Li Xiaoqiang swallowed his saliva and said, "Sister, how old are you?"

When the little girl heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she stared at Li Xiaoqiang with wide eyes and said, "I, guess what?"

Li Xiaoqiang said angrily: "I guess your sister!"

The little girl chuckled and said, "I don't have a younger sister, I'm the only child."

Li Xiaoqiang also sighed and said, "The three packs you mentioned are all right, but do you know what the three packs mean? How old are you? Your hair hasn't even grown yet? How dare you ask me three packs?" I don't know how to be ashamed."

When the little girl heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she stared at Li Xiaoqiang with a smile and said, "I know the meaning of three guarantees, isn't it just food, shelter and sleep?"

Li Xiaoqiang rolled his eyes at the little girl and said: "You know that I still need three bags, you have to know that if your parents know what you said today, they will definitely be very sad."

The little girl heard you Li Xiaoqiang mentioned her parents, her expression changed slightly, she stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said with a smile: "They won't be sad."

Seeing the little girl like this, Li Xiaoqiang roughly guessed what kind of family this little girl is from.

Li Xiaoqiang stared at the little girl and said: "Then you follow me, but I have agreed, don't talk nonsense, otherwise, I can only send you back immediately, as you can see, I am a member of the underworld , if you are disobedient, I will sell you directly."

Hearing Li Xiaoqiang's words, the little girl nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Well, but I am very puzzled, are all the gangsters like you? They are easy to talk to? If so, then I must also Be a big sister of the underworld."

Li Xiaoqiang shook his head helplessly.

Immediately, Li Xiaoqiang got into the car, and the little girl sat beside him, and the car drove towards the hospital.

The little girl sat beside Li Xiaoqiang, took off her shoes, and squatted on the seat. She turned her head and stared at the dozens of cars behind her, and said with a cute smile: "The gangsters I saw on TV before, You are very vicious, but you are really not that kind of person, what do you look like? Hmm... Let me think about it, um, like a brother next door."

Li Xiaoqiang sighed and said: "That was when you didn't see how powerful I was. Let me tell you, when I kicked Beihai Kindergarten, punched Nanshan Nursing Home, and fell with a knife, all the people on the street fell to the ground. A miserable one."

The little girl heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, turned her head to stare at Li Xiaoqiang, blinked her eyes and said, "Is what you said true?"

Li Xiaoqiang nodded quickly and said, "Of course it's true. Look at my serious expression, does it seem like I'm lying?"

Hearing Li Xiaoqiang's words, the little girl curled her lips and said, "Don't think that I'm a post-00s bully, I'll tell you, I've already seen a lie from your eyes."

Li Xiaoqiang stared at the little girl and said, "Are you born after 00?"

The little girl blinked and said, "Yeah, what's the matter? Don't you look down on us born after 00?"

Li Xiaoqiang sighed and said: "Hey, it seems that I am an old man. I didn't expect that girls born after 00 will develop so early. I just want to ask you, do you often eat papaya at home?"

Hearing Li Xiaoqiang's words, the little girl rolled her big eyes at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Don't plagiarize me, I don't like uncle."

"What?" Li Xiaoqiang stared at the little girl and said, "What do you call me? You call me uncle?"

The little girl nodded quickly and said: "Yes, you are an uncle, look at your beard, it looks so black and long, I was wondering, when you kissed your girlfriend, would you prick her? It hurts, it hurts."

"Uh……"

Hearing what the little girl said, Li Xiaoqiang was speechless for the little girl.

Li Xiaoqiang sighed and said, "Children born after 00 are too tough."

The little girl stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "I'm not a little girl, I'm an adult. Look at me, I've grown very, very big."

When the little girl said this, she straightened her chest.

The little girl's action immediately made Li Xiaoqiang call Liang Ying, saying that Liang Ying had already passed the college entrance examination, and he didn't know how her exam result was.

Li Xiaoqiang stared at the little girl, nodded and said, "Compared to your peers, she is indeed very big."

Hearing this, the little girl suddenly stared at Li Xiaoqiang, blinked her eyes and said, "Uncle, do you really like little girls like me?"

Li Xiaoqiang turned his head to stare at the little girl and said, "What are you talking about? I like little girls like you? Are you hairy yet? Are you an adult? Let me tell you, I'm not your principals. Adults are not interested, I like mature women, that is, the kind of women whose bodies are watery and boundless, who can drip water when they see it, that's what your uncle likes."

The little girl hurriedly approached Li Xiaoqiang, took Li Xiaoqiang's arm and said, "Uncle, haven't you heard the saying that there is a girl next door who grows up. Although a girl born in 00 like me is not mature yet, The breasts are not very big, the buttocks are not very upturned, and the legs are not very slender, but after six or seven years, I will be a big beauty. Think about it, now you are supporting me, and I can eat and accompany you Sleep, when I grow up, you come to pick me again, how interesting and romantic, isn't it?"

Li Xiaoqiang swallowed his saliva, stared at the little girl with exquisite facial features and said, "You want me to take care of you?"

The little girl nodded quickly and said: "Yeah, after seeing that I grow up, I will be the embryo of a beauty. You call it investment. Although I am a small flower bud now, after a few years, I will be a big delicate flower in full bloom." Oh, how interesting it would be if you pushed me down, it's like falling in love, the final result is not important, what matters is the process."

Li Xiaoqiang curled his lips and said: "Who told you that the result is not important? Tell you, do you know what the purpose of a big love is? Do you know why those college students fell in love? Do you know why those college students broke up after graduation?"

The little girl shook her head, stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Why?"

Li Xiaoqiang said: "Many men fall in love for the final result. If they can go to bed with this girl directly, I can guarantee that more than 80.00% of men will not choose the love process. Everything they do is for a purpose. , The purpose of falling in love is to be able to sleep with this woman, to be able to press this woman under my body, forget it, I won’t tell you about the latter, it’s not suitable for children.”

The little girl quickly swung Li Xiaoqiang's arm and said, "No, I think it's interesting, I understand everything, just tell me, isn't it just a matter of men going up and women going under? Our post-[-]s Girls are separated, we often watch porn on our mobile phones."

"Uh……"

Li Xiaoqiang was stunned by the little girl's last words. Li Xiaoqiang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "Damn, is it because I am too behind, or am I not keeping up with the development of the times? I feel that I Compared with your little girls after [-], I am an innocent boy."

The little girl born after [-] smiled and said, "It's not that the times are too backward, but that we have evolved too fast."

Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said, "Right!"

The little girl still stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "You haven't told me why those college students fell in love and broke up again?"

Li Xiaoqiang stared at the little girl and said, "Do you really want to listen? If you say this, it will be very pornographic and violent."

Hearing Li Xiaoqiang's words, the little girl seemed to see ice cream, and said excitedly, "I like pornographic and violent things the most."

Li Xiaoqiang sighed and said, "Hey, then I'll tell you as an uncle, but don't put your innocent uncle in the same category as them."

The little girl nodded quickly and said, "Yeah."

Li Xiaoqiang said: "When college students fall in love, first, it is caused by the general environment. Second, to put it bluntly, it is to find a free b to solve their physical problems, and women also want to find a tall man. Self-satisfaction, as for why they broke up after graduation, it is because they have more yearning for better men in society."

When the little girl heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she swallowed her saliva, stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Uncle...Uncle, what you said is very interesting, but it sounds a little hard to accept."

Li Xiaoqiang raised his eyebrows and said, "Let me just say, you're still a little too tender."

"Cut." The little girl heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said: "Uncle, don't say that, those women of yours who are married to successful men are not a few years younger, in their teens, in their twenties, in their thirties Years old, what is that for, not for the tenderness of others."

Li Xiaoqiang shook his head and said: "Anyway, I don't like it, so don't think that I will take care of you. If I do take care of you and you run away that day, who am I to cry for? Another man is raising a daughter-in-law, at that time, I will definitely be very sad. "

The little girl quickly shook her head and said: "No, let's sign the contract. I will be your woman in the future. I will wash your clothes, cook for you, and have children. How wonderful, you see I have many advantages."

Li Xiaoqiang took a deep breath again and said, "Little sister, please pay attention to your quality, you are a little girl who has not grown hair yet, and her body is not yet mature, so it is impossible to have children, and judging by your appearance, it is strange that you can cook , you are a little tender in front of me, you want to lie to me, there is no way!"

The little girl shook Li Xiaoqiang's arm vigorously again and said, "Uncle, don't be like this, or you will push me down now, then you should believe what I say!"