stick?When did I have a stick with me?

Wait, last night?I understand, it turned out to be the Ruyi Golden Cudgel that I carried with me, but I don't know when it was discovered by this girl.When, probably when I squeezed her against the tree, I was very sexually aroused.

"Miss, are you sure you want me to take out my stick? That's my Ruyi Golden Cudgel, you can't show it to others easily. Besides, if you use it, this battlefield is not right. Use my Golden Cudgel here to fight It's wrong to break flowers and plants."

"Don't bark, who is your wife! Then tell me where you are, and I'll go there with you, and I'll see how powerful your stick is!" The girl was full of fighting spirit, so she wanted Niu Bo to take her to a suitable place. In the place, I had a good fight with Niu Bo, last night I was played by Niu Bo as a rascal, although I beat Niu Bo so many times, the teacher felt puzzled in my heart.

"Hey, hey, it's really inappropriate. If you want to fight, you have to go to the house. I'm embarrassed to say it, and I just met for the second time." Niu Bo didn't know whether the girl's aunt was really stupid or fake, so he said so much, She still can't hear it.That's right, if she knew, she should have discovered what was poking her belly last night.

"In the house? Isn't the room smaller? Don't play tricks, hurry up and have a fight with me." The girl danced the nunchaku and did a trick, like Bruce Lee did by clamping the stick under the creaking nest. Fortunately, there was no Yi Oh that sound.

Niu Bo didn't want to fight, he couldn't beat him with bare hands, let alone with a weapon in his hand.Niu Bo doesn't know how to fight with weapons at all, so far he only relies on his reaction and strength.When dealing with Ma Yi, Hou Tian and the others are like this.It's just that it loses its effect on girls. If I don't play tricks, I won't be able to get along with others.

"Wait, I'm looking for a weapon." Niu Bo thought of a weapon that might be able to deal with the nunchaku, that is the belt.In the Huang Feihong movie played by ***, a belt is dazzling and invincible; in the movie Fist of Fury, the belt is also used to deal with the opponent's long knife, and when the opponent is finally killed, you can also use the belt.

Niu Bo pulled out the belt from his waist and buckled the front buttons to prevent the trousers from falling off. Then he folded the belts together with both hands and made a snapping sound with his hands, which was very powerful.Niu Bo squatted down, performed a horse-riding and squatting crotch pose, shouted loudly, and started!

The girl rushed up dancing with nunchakus, but Niu Bo yelled again, "Stop!"

Then he jumped back with his pants in one hand, and looked around on the ground with his head down, "Where are the buttons on my pants? Where are the buttons on my pants? You have good eyesight, help me find them, don't look, come and help me." The girl I was stunned, what kind of trick is this, is my power so powerful, just this moment, I scared his pants off.

Niu Bo was very sad. Just now, in order to gain momentum, he yelled and straightened his stomach. As a result, the button was not as strong as the belt of his trousers, and he was blown away, and his pants fell off.It seems that I have to pay attention to wearing trousers in the future, either I wear the kind of elastic sports pants, or I have to tighten the belt.

"Will you fight or not!" The girl was furious, not knowing what trick Niu Bo was playing.Last night, when I had the upper hand, I was finally approached by Niu Bo, and then I couldn't bear to look back, making myself more and more angry when I went back. At that time, I was kissed and touched by him stupidly, it was like being drugged .

"Miss, do you think I can still play now? My pants are all down." Niu Bo was helpless, expressing his sadness.But the girl didn't care about his tricks at all, she gritted her silver teeth and rushed towards Niu Bo again.Niu Bo had no choice but to hold his trousers in one hand and wave the belt in the other, shouting as he ran, "Miss, don't hit me, I'm done!"

The more he yelled, the angrier the girl became, and the nunchaku in her hand hit Niu Bo's arm and back with the whistling sound of the wind.Niu Bo is really in a hurry, this shit is a stick, it hurts when you hit him, you really are willing to do it!He waved the belt in his hand wildly, and greeted the nunchaku in the direction, hoping to block the girl's fierce attack.

Wow, Niu Bo got shit luck, his long trouser belt happened to be entangled with the girl's nunchaku.Niu Bo pulled hard, the girl let go of the nunchaku, and leaned forward. How could Niu Bo miss this opportunity? With a jump of both feet, he came right in front of the girl, grabbed the girl again, and held the girl in his arms Here, Niu Bo's chest is pressed against the girl's back.

"Okay, lady, don't hit me, I really can't beat you. Such a pleasant moonlight, such a beautiful day and beautiful scenery, it's great to chat. It's not good for a beautiful woman like you to fight and kill. No one dared to marry you at that time. So I can only come here. Ouch!" Niu Bo babbled here, and the girl in his arms stepped on Niu Bo's feet, causing Niu Bo to sweat in pain.

"If you call me my wife again, I'll trample you to death. Let me go and we'll hit you again. You can use your stick." The girl began to struggle in Niu Bo's arms, trying to break free from Niu Bo's arms. , but Niu Bo is so strong that he won't let go no matter what.

"Miss, oh, little lady, listen to me. Since I met you last night, I have been thinking about you for 21 hours and 36 minutes. You were the one who dreamed last night. Do you think I am in love with you? You I don't know how much I miss you."

The girl giggled, "Don't lie, you said you fell in love with me as soon as you saw me, who would believe it." After saying this, she struggled less vigorously, as if she wanted to change to a comfortable position to stay in Niu Bo arms.

"Really, you don't know how I got here this day. When I was eating, I was thinking of you, and I bit my tongue, and the porridge spilled on my gown. I was thinking of you, and I hit a tree when I was walking. Heard There was a girl talking, I suspected it was you, I went to have a look, and when I heard someone else walking, I thought it was you, I went to have a look."

The girl was a little silent, "You can lie, I don't believe you." Her voice was much lower.Twist again in Niu Bo's arms, because she felt a little uncomfortable, and there seemed to be something pressing between her buttocks from behind, which seemed familiar.

"Really, touch it, I really have a lump on my head, I hit it today." Niu Bo swore.

"I don't believe what you say, and I don't care if you have a bag or not. I knew the stick you were carrying was against me, so take it away quickly." The girl stretched her hand behind her buttocks as she spoke. Pull the flap of the stick apart.It turned out that the stick turned out to be a spring stick, so I pulled it away and snapped it back, hitting her hand warmly.

What, so wonderful.The girl stretched out her hand again and grasped it, "Hmph, you still don't admit that you are carrying a stick, you are planning to use this to sneak attack me." Turning around, she found that Niu Bo was grimacing, wanting to bend down but dared not.

"Lady, let go quickly. This stick is what I call the Ruyi Golden Cudgel. You don't even know what it is, do you?" I don't know what it is, if it is confiscated as my own weapon, where will I go to complain.

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