Taoyun Village Doctor

Xiao Tian hehe said: "Sister Yunyun, I actually know it, do you want to hear it, and I still have a way to make you keep this body fragrance forever, just like Xiangfei in Huanzhugege."

When Lu Yunyun heard what Xiao Tian said, she immediately looked at Xiao Tian, ​​thinking, do you still need to ask about this kind of thing?Is there any woman who doesn't know, in fact, I have heard old people say that there are some women who have a fragrance, which will gradually disappear with age, especially after marriage.

But this kind of thing, let her be a girl, how can she have the nerve to ask him to help?Besides, she didn't believe that he could really help.

Seeing that Lu Yunyun didn't speak, Xiao Tian added fuel to the fire again: "Sister Yun, don't you believe me? In fact, I am a village doctor. Although I am only a village doctor, I can tell you that our ancestors were Doctors are definitely the kind of genius doctors, so my current medical skills are still very good."

"Really? Since you are a doctor, especially a very good doctor, you should be a good person. After all, a doctor is a very good profession, a profession worthy of everyone's respect."

Xiao Tian nodded and said: "Well, well, since Sister Yun said so, I will tell you the story of this woman's body fragrance."

"Speak but don't talk." Women are like this, it's common for people to disagree. She doesn't believe that Xiao Tianzhen will stop talking because of her own words.

Of course Xiao Tian also understood this truth, and cursed secretly in his heart: "What a bitch who wants to set up an archway."

Cursing in his heart, Xiao Tian still needs to speak well, after all, he needs to cultivate Lu Yunyun's goodwill towards him, so that the next plan can progress smoothly, right?

"Sister Yun, what about this body fragrance? There are two types, one is natural, and the other is mostly related to the stars in the sky. They are some fairies who descended from the sky, and Xiangfei is one of them."

Of course Lu Yunyun knew that she was not the first type, so she quickly asked, "What about the second type?"

After asking, seeing Xiao Tian's sly smile, he secretly hated himself, and his face immediately turned red, which was really pretty.

Xiao Tian is very satisfied with Lu Yunyun's reaction, and this kind of reaction is the most tantalizing. Xiao Tian wants this effect.

"The other is the fragrance obtained the day after tomorrow. It is because of the body of a woman. Didn't there be famous utensils for women in ancient times? Any woman who has a famous utensil will have body fragrance, but the body fragrance acquired the day after tomorrow Produced with its own tide, it will become stronger and thicker, until it breaks, it will become weaker and weaker, and finally disappear."

In fact, Xiao Tian is not nonsense, in terms of medical skills, there is indeed such a saying among the master doctors, and it happens to coincide with what Lu Yunyun knows, which immediately makes Lu Yunyun somewhat believe Xiao Tian's statement.

Xiao Tian continued: "And once a girl is broken, in addition to the body fragrance will slowly disappear, it will also become more and more stinky, either from body odor, or from the lower body slowly escaping, precisely because This is what makes so many men engage in extramarital affairs."

When Lu Yunyun heard what Xiao Tian said was getting more and more stinky, she immediately frowned and became worried. If she did the same in the future, she would definitely not be able to keep her man, what should I do?

"Ah, you're taking it out of context. So many are married, how many are having extramarital affairs, and how many are getting divorced? Besides, I haven't heard that women are getting more and more stinky down there?"

Xiao Tian said disapprovingly, "Sister Yun, you don't know this, do you? able to know."

"Sister Yun, in fact, this problem has been recorded in medicine for a long time, and the ancients also found a way to retain this kind of body fragrance, so that this kind of body fragrance can stay even after a woman is broken. Just like Concubine Xiang."

"Ah, is there really such a way?"

Xiao Tian frowned and said: "Yes, but it's not very convenient. I remember when I kept this kind of deodorant for a girl two years ago, but I was so adventurous that my husband almost threw it out." Beat them to death with sticks."

Although Lu Yunyun didn't care much about it, she really wanted to know in her heart. Now she suddenly heard that Xiao Tian had a way to keep her body fragrance, so she was not shocked.

"You can?"

"It's okay, but it's more troublesome. I don't do much with ordinary people now." Xiao Tian said with a pretentious gesture.

Thinking of what Xiao Tian said just now that he was almost beaten to death with a stick, he quickly said, "By the way, why did you almost not get beaten to death by your husband?"

Xiao Tian pretended to be embarrassed and said: "Actually, there is nothing wrong with it. It's just that the method of retaining body fragrance is a bit too ambiguous. It's like doing that. The husband of the woman is naturally unhappy when he sees it, so I never After that time, I didn’t use it again, and I will save it for my wife to use it in the future, anyway, other people’s women are fragrant or smelly, and they have nothing to do with me.”

Hearing what Xiao Tian said, Lu Yunyun suddenly didn't know what to say, not to mention that it was too ambiguous, even the ordinary handshake between men and women, she would really mind, unless she married this guy, she would be afraid of herself There is no way for him to keep his body fragrance.

After Lu Yunyun was silent, she said: "It's getting late, do you think it's time to go to bed?"

"Oh, it's getting late, but it's nice to chat with Sister Yun, especially to smell the scent of Sister Yun's body, so I'll go to bed first."

Seeing Xiao Tian lying on the bed, especially the tent set up below, even though it was covered by a quilt, she could vaguely see a slight bulge, which made her a little embarrassed, as if she dared not close her eyes.

Looking at the quilt wrapped around Xiao Tian's body, Lu Yunyun frowned slightly, bit her lip, and then reached out to grab the quilt against her numb scalp.

Just when she stretched out her hand to grab the quilt, she saw the big tent set up under Xiao Tian more thoroughly, Lu Yunyun felt her whole body heat up, her forehead dizzy, and her cheeks turned red again.

You say you control the world, you can't control shit and fart after all, no matter how resentful and disdainful you are in your heart, you can't tell Xiao Tian, ​​don't react, if he really doesn't respond, isn't it? Are you saying you're not attractive?

How could I not be attractive?Of course Lu Yunyun would not admit to such a wrong judgment.

Although the candles in the room were still on, the room was unusually quiet, so quiet that each other could hear the other's breathing, and at the same time, both could feel that the other was not asleep yet, they were just pretending to be asleep.

Although Lu Yunyun was afraid of something that shouldn't happen, there was a rippling in her heart. One was a hot-blooded man, and the other was a flower-blossoming girl. This lonely man and widow, If something doesn't happen at night, it seems that it is really difficult to fall asleep?

"Why don't you extinguish the candle?" Xiao Tian said suddenly.

Lu Yunyun immediately said nervously: "Take it to sleep!"

Lu Yunyun was worried that if the lights were turned off, what would Xiao Tian do if he was not honest, that is, he would not directly use force, fish in troubled waters or something, and she didn't want to face it, so she insisted that she didn't want the candles to be extinguished.

"But if I don't extinguish the candle, I can't sleep. Besides, this candle won't last long. When the candle goes out by itself, in case I haven't fallen asleep and something happens, you can't even light the candle, can't you?" what?"

Lu Yunyun thought about what Xiao Tian said made sense, and said quickly: "But I'm afraid, what if the candles are extinguished, what if there are mice or something? What if something happens to some people?"

Xiao Tian said at this time: "No, with me by your side, if there is a mouse, I will protect you?"

Cut, really, what I'm afraid of is you, a big mouse, and relying on you to protect yourself, why not believe that the old sow will climb a tree?Lu Yunyun thought so in her heart, but she couldn't find any other excuses, so she said, "Then you wait, I'll blow out the candles."

"Hey! Go, Sister Yun, I will definitely wait for you." Xiao Tian thought to himself, without you, Sister Yun hugging me, I wouldn't be able to sleep either.

"puff!"

The whole room was pitch black in an instant, and after she lay down again, she did not forget to remind Xiao Tian that she had come back and said, "Okay, this time you can sleep in peace?"

"En." Xiao Tian responded.

"Then, you are not allowed to mess around at night, or your status in my heart will be greatly reduced."

Xiao Tian said almost after Lu Yunyun's voice fell to the ground: "If I don't mess around, will you call me a bird/beast?"

"Of course not. A good comrade is one who doesn't mess around. If you mess up, are you called a bird/beast?"

"Which turtle son said this, I'm afraid that if I don't mess around, you will call me inferior to a bird/beast the next day? Besides, I am also afraid that you will slowly warm up to me. A beautiful woman like Sister Yun , in case I warm up to me, I have to find a way to keep your body fragrance before breaking your body, it's very tiring, it's better to let your feeling for me in your heart drop significantly."

Xiao Tian's meaning couldn't be more obvious, he won't act recklessly, isn't that just reckless?Xiao Tian turned over, just in time to crush Lu Yunyun beside him.

"Ah... woo woo woo..."

Xiao Tian didn't wait for Lu Yunyun's scream to come out, he had already blocked her lips, took a deep breath/acceptance, and slowly realized, when finally Xiao Tian let go, he said: "Sister Yun, you are so beautiful, Please forgive me, I can't bear it."

Having been kissed by Xiao Tian just now, she was already emotional, and Lu Yunyun gradually stopped struggling, but she couldn't see anything clearly, so all these things that should happen between men and women happened so logically.

"Why are you unbuttoning me?"

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