The apricot life of the best little widows

It is said that Yang Judas could not sleep in bed, thinking of a way to get a vacation without delaying making money.

Don't tell me, he really came up with a good idea.

Yang Juju was very satisfied with the idea he came up with, with a smile on his face, he fell asleep peacefully.

Early the next morning, Yang Juju walked to the county seat.

He wandered around many specialty stores selling sexual health care products, and finally decided to buy some sexual equipment in a sexual health care product specialty store called "Bao Ni Shuang" after some inquiries.

It turned out that Yang Daju’s idea was to buy some sexual devices for women and sell them to widows. When he was on vacation, widows could use these to vent their anger, so they wouldn’t bother him anymore, and they could make money from it. a sum of money.

Yang Juju picked up some AV vibrators, flirting eggs and simulation devices, and after making the calculations, the widows basically kept one, paid the money, and was about to return with a huge black plastic bag.

When I came here, I was empty-handed, and when I went back, it was difficult to leave with a lot of things. After thinking about it, I decided to buy a motorcycle.

In fact, Yang Juju has made a lot of money since starting the widow business, and he has long planned to buy a motorcycle, but there is no car in the village leading to the county, and he is too lazy to run to the city on foot. So I decided to buy one and ride back to the village.

Yang Juda came to a motorcycle specialty store, fell in love with a 125-displacement motorcycle, negotiated the price with the boss, and finally sold it for 500 yuan.

But Yang Daju likes motorcycles, but he has never ridden one before. He squatted next to his own motorcycle and felt worried.

Seeing that he didn't leave for a long time, the boss stepped forward and asked, "Brother, why don't you leave?"

Yang Juju replied embarrassedly: "Boss, I don't know how to ride."

The boss said: "Hey, it's easy, let me teach you."

Not to mention that Yang Juju is not only a small head at the bottom, but also a smart head at the top, and he learned it in less than half an hour.

Yang Juju rode a motorcycle to the gas station, filled up the gas tank, and disappeared in a flash.

When Yang Juju returned home, he put the sexual equipment he bought in the big red cabinet, lay down on the kang and sang.

It seems to be the tune of the song Laughing Jianghu, but the lyrics are not the original lyrics.

I have a big stick on my body, women will die of joy when they see it,

Please name the widow who comes, and don't be overwhelmed.

I poke into your hole, and you twist your body in coordination with me,

Having your tits in your mouth makes you cum again and again.

Ah, ah, ah, here I have a big bird,

Ah, ah, ah, the widows know what to do,

Ah, ah, ah, this big bird can't bear it if you do too much,

Ah ah ah ah ah.

If you want to die, you are happy and free,

Lewd voices linger in my ears,

Who knows who is most comfortable,

It is good to praise my big bird,

Wushan is full of clouds, rain and waves,

Who is better than me in martial arts,

Give you five orgasms at a time,

The widow felt a little less.

At this point, Yang Juju got up from the kang and got off the ground, dancing nondescriptly, shaking his head from side to side and humming.

I ride the little widow with a big stick under my body, and I remember all the skills and postures in my heart,

When I met Sao's waves, I poked the stick to the end, and doing things on the kang was comfortable, um, ah, and the money belonged to me.

We are in relatively good health and just signed up for the road recently. Widows and daughter-in-laws are fine and take care of you.

But I can't stand my body after working every day, so don't tell me "I want it, I want it".

In the end, Yang Daju picked up his own wooden stool and rapped.

The horse widow, the money widow, she's all widows,

Yang is huge, with a big dildo, he can be comfortable.

After singing the song, Yang Juda drank a glass of cold water and smiled.

Yang Juju didn't go door-to-door to notify, because he knew that if it got dark today and he didn't show up, the widows would definitely come to him.

Yang Dawei went out of the house, took a rag, polished the motorcycle, and went back to the house and fell asleep.

It was just dark, and as expected, Widow Ma brought seven or eight widows to look for him.

Yang Juju was soundly asleep when he was woken up by the widow's noisy voice.

When the widows entered the room, Yang Juju sat up from the kang sleepily, rubbing his eyes with his hands.

Widow Horse was the first to say: "What's the matter, you, didn't you say you were going to work today? Why are you still sleeping at home?"

The rest of the widows yelled in unison.

"Stop arguing, stop arguing, old ladies know how to yell, please be quiet."

The widows were frightened by Yang Juju's loud voice, and they all fell silent.

Yang Juju continued: "Have you seen the new motorcycle I bought? It's 125 displacement. You can ride it into the city in the blink of an eye. It's very fast. If anyone wants to go to the city in the future, I'll take you with it. It's a discount." .”

The horse widow said: "We don't want to ride a motorcycle, but we want to ride you. You don't interrupt, and you get a discount. We are afraid that you will fall and fall into the ditch."

Duan Xiaohong echoed: "Sister Ma is right, we don't want to ride motorcycles, we want to ride you."

The other widows shouted slogans like "We don't want to ride motorcycles, we want to ride you"

The voice was loud, and Yang Juju covered his ears with his hands. Widow Ma went up and pulled Yang Juju's hands from his ears.

Widow Ma said: "Why, you still don't want to listen, right? Today you have to give us your member customers an explanation."

Yang Juju said aggrievedly: "Sisters, I want to make money, but I can't give up my life. If you members and some retail investors work every day, I will be exhausted. You didn't listen Have you heard the story of the dregs?"

All the widows shook their heads and said they hadn't heard of it, and Yang Dajue told the story of "medicine dregs" vividly.

Emperor Qianlong was busy prospering the country all day long, and neglected the concubines in the harem.

One day, Qianlong took a break from his busy schedule to visit the concubines in the harem.

Seeing that all the concubines looked haggard and looked like old ladies, they invited the imperial doctor to come and treat them.

After the imperial doctor's diagnosis was completed, Qianlong asked him if he could be cured.

The imperial doctor prescribed a folk prescription and placed a boy in the harem as a medicine.

A year later, Qianlong thought of the concubine in the harem again, so he brought the imperial doctor to the harem.

Qianlong was very happy to see all the concubines in the harem with ruddy faces and full of energy.

But when Qianlong walked to the well in the harem, he saw an old man in his harem twisting hemp rope by the well, his body trembling as if he had a cerebral thrombosis.

Emperor Qianlong was furious: "The place where my concubine lives in the harem, this old man is so bold that he dared to enter the harem, he pulled him out and beheaded him!"

The imperial doctor hurriedly stopped him: "Your Majesty, no."

Qianlong asked, "Why not?"

The imperial doctor said: "Does the emperor remember the 'Yao Yin' that was put into the harem last year?"

Qianlong thought for a while and said: "Remember, that Yaoyin is a boy."

The imperial doctor said: "Yes, this old man is 'medicine dregs'."

After Yang Daju finished speaking, all the widows laughed.

After a burst of laughter.

Widow Horse said: "You are afraid that you will become a drug scum, but we have paid the money, we don't want to become old women, no matter what, you have to serve us after receiving the money."

All the widows echoed in unison: "Yes, once you receive the money, don't try to deny it."

Yang Juda was surrounded by widows, but his heart was very calm.

Yang Juju said very seriously: "Sisters, I have thought of a good way. I can't become an old man, and neither can you become old women."

All the widows asked in unison: "What can I do, tell me quickly."

Yang Juju didn't answer, got on the kang, and took out an AV vibrator from the red cabinet.

Widow Horse said, "What is this?"

Yang Juju explained to the widows the function of the AV vibrator, what is the strong stimulation, what is the strong vibration, and fooled for a long time.

All the widows were fascinated by what they heard, and Widow Ma snatched the AV vibrator from Yang Juju's hand and said, "I want this."

The other widows quit and quarreled, and the house exploded for a while.

Yang Daju shouted "Stop making noise", and the room immediately fell silent.

Holding the AV vibrator, Widow Ma asked, "What you said is true, is this thing really effective?"

Duan Xiaohong took the conversation and joked: "Sister, why don't you try it now to see if it's true."

The other widows also coaxed and said: "Yes, try it, anyway, we all know that we need each other, try it, don't let Yang Daju deceive us."

Widow Ma and other widows have also had sex with Yang Juju, so there is no need to hold back in front of these people.

Widow Ma took off her trousers and underpants, and according to the method of use explained by Yang Juju, she turned on the switch of the vibrating stick, and put the vibrating stick into her cave.

The widows asked: "How are you? How are you?"

Widow Horse closed her eyes and did not speak at all.

Duan Xiaohong pushed Widow Ma and asked, "Sister, how are you? Are you comfortable?"

The widow horse replied: "Yeah, comfortable, really comfortable."

Widow Horse saw that this thing really worked, she pulled out the shock stick from the cave and said, "Okay, if you have an idea, this method will work."

The other widows saw that this thing was useful, but they didn't have it themselves, and they dragged Yang Daju even more, refusing to let him go.

Yang Juju was so distracted by being dragged, he suddenly got up and stood on the big kang and shouted: "Okay, okay, don't argue, there are all, there are all."

After Yang Juju finished speaking, he took out a large black plastic bag from the red cabinet and said, "I still have a lot here, but if you want it, you can buy it with money. I also paid for it."

Widows all have money, and no one cares about the money, as long as they don't make themselves itchy, they can do whatever they want.

The widows took money out of their pockets and rushed to buy.

Duan Xiaohong bought one for 150 yuan.

There was a picture of a naked man holding a naked woman doing things on the package. Duan Xiaohong opened the package and looked at it, and immediately exclaimed: "Wow, this guy is better than that shock stick."

When the other widows heard Duan Xiaohong's exclamation, they turned their heads and saw the dildo in Duan Xiaohong's hand, which was red and thick, and then turned around and yelled at Yang Juju.

"This one is big, I want this."

"I want the one bigger than Xiaohong's."

"Is there one as big as your dick, give me one"

After some confusion, the house returned to calm.

The widows are all studying and playing with the utensils in their hands.

Yang Jue counted a large handful of banknotes in his hand.

"One five ten, fifteen twenty... one thousand, one thousand five".

Yang Juju did the math, and he made 800 yuan in one fell swoop, feeling overjoyed.