The apricot life of the best little widows

On this day, it was the turn of Zhang Dami, an extremely myopic widow in the village, to enjoy Yang Juju's big stick.

Zhang Dami had asked Yang Juju to come to her house long ago.

Zhang Dami boiled mutton for Yang Juju, and also stewed two red carp.

Yang Juju is sitting on the big kang in Zhang Dami's house.

Zhang Dami brought up the hot pot and went to fill the pot with braised carp.

Zhang Dami's eyes are very short-sighted, and the lenses of his glasses are as thick as the bottom of a can. When he was filling the second fish, he accidentally dropped the carp to the ground.

Zhang Dami felt that it would be useless not to eat the fish that took a long time to prepare, so he picked it up from the ground.

But she was afraid of being seen by Yang Daju, so she picked up the fish on a plate in a panic, and brought it into the house.

Big Mi Zhang said: "Little dear, eat fish, eat fish, eat fish to nourish the brain and strengthen the body."

Yang Juju looked at the plate of fish in Zhang Dami's hands, which had not yet been placed on the table, and suddenly laughed.

After laughing for a while, Yang Juju said, "Oh, my heavenly lord, your slippers can be eaten like fish."

Zhang Dami took a closer look, but it wasn't her black slipper.

Zhang Dami was so ashamed that she carried the plate and ran to the outside room.

Accidentally, my foot stumbled on the threshold, and a dog gnawed shit.

Zhang Dami stood up, slapped her body in a hurry, swept up the fish and the broken plates, and threw them out.

Zhang Dami returned to the big kang in the house, Yang Dawei was still laughing while clutching his stomach.

It turned out that when Zhang Dami was filling the fish, the fish fell to the ground, and Zhang Dami’s black slippers happened to be right next to him. Afraid that Yang Dawei would see it, Zhang Dami didn’t see it clearly, so he put the black slippers similar to the fish on the plate, and gave it to him. Bring it up.

Da Mi Zhang said: "Little dear, is it that funny? It's not like you don't know about his poor eyesight. Stop laughing, eat more meat, and have more energy at night."

Yang Da's stomach hurt from laughing, and he didn't laugh anymore.

While eating, Yang Dawei asked Zhang Dami for leek flowers.

The mutton is inseparable from the leek flower, and without the seasoning dish of the leek flower, most of its taste will be lost.

Da Mi Zhang said: "Look, look, this fish got so messed up that they even forgot to put chive flowers on my little kiss, just wait, I'll get them for you right away."

Saying that, Zhang Dami went to a big pot in the outhouse, picked up the spoon he always used, scooped a spoonful of leek flowers into it, put it in a bowl, and served it on the kang table.

"Little dear, I'll give you chive flowers. This is made from the wild chive flowers I picked on the mountain a few days ago. It's so fragrant."

Yang Juju said: "With your eyes, you went up to the mountain to pick wild leek flowers. You have forgotten that your man was killed by you."

It turned out that Zhang Dami's husband often went to the mountains to collect and sell medicines.

Once, Zhang Dami insisted on going to the mountains with her husband to collect herbs, saying that she was very bored at home.

Zhang Dami's husband loves this short-sighted wife very much, because Zhang Dami doesn't care about her figure or appearance except that she is very short-sighted, and she knows that she loves him very much.

Therefore, Zhang Dami's husband took Zhang Dami into the mountain.

But when Zhang Dami's husband was mining a water keel on the rock wall, his foot slipped and he fell down. Fortunately, the rock wall was only two meters high, and he only sprained his ankle.

In a moment of impatience, Zhang Dami saw a stick with a thick wrist beside her, picked it up and handed it to her husband.

The husband fell to the ground with his back to Zhang Dami, and just as he turned around to take the stick that Zhang Dami said, he was bitten by the stick.

It turned out that the stick was a poisonous snake. Zhang Dami thought it was a stick, so she grabbed the end of the snake and handed it to her husband. When the husband turned around, he was bitten by the poisonous snake.

Only then did Zhang Dami realize that it was a poisonous snake, and let go of her hand. Fortunately, the snake ran away after attacking her husband.

Zhang Dami's husband was poisoned and failed to treat him in time, so he died.

Zhang Dami was ashamed and closed to herself for a long time, but with the passage of time, she gradually let go of her burden, and her physical needs prompted her to find Yang Juju to find the long-lost sense of satisfaction.

Zhang Dami was hit by Yang Juju, and she said coquettishly, "I'm going to expose someone's section, so I don't care about you."

Yang Juju said: "Okay, okay, let's not talk, it's not easy for you, let's eat."

After Yang Juju finished speaking, he picked up his chopsticks, added some leek flowers into the bowl, and smelled it.

Yang Huge vomited immediately.

Yang Juju shouted loudly: "Da Mi Zhang, what kind of leek flower are you, why do you smell like pig manure?"

Zhang Dami was puzzled, picked up the bowl of leek flowers, smelled it, and immediately vomited.

But Zhang Dami didn't know how the freshly squeezed chive flowers could smell like pig manure.

It all started with the pig in Zhang Dami's house.

Zhang Dami picked wild leeks from the mountains, squeezed them and put them in big jars.But there was no thing to cover the mouth of the jar. I remembered that the big round melons in the warehouse were just right, so I moved one to cover the mouth of the jar.

The next day Zhang Dami went to buy soy sauce at the canteen in the village, and came back soon after thinking about it, without closing the door.

Unexpectedly, the pig in my house entered the house and ate the big noodle melon that opened the mouth of the jar. The pig's mouth arched, and the noodle melon fell to the ground. "Pull a puddle of pig manure.

Coincidentally, it happened to be pulled into the jar.

After Zhang Dami came back, she found that the noodles were gone. Knowing that the pigs had eaten them, she didn't care, and moved another noodles to cover the mouth of the jar.

In this way, the pig manure was mixed with the chive flowers, and was brought to the dinner table by Zhang Dami.

Zhang Dami thought for a while and said, "Oh, my pig may have pulled it into the jar. I'm so sorry."

When Yang Juju heard this, he scolded angrily: "Da Mi Zhang, you are blind. If you are not blind, you can use pig dung as leeks!"

After Yang Juju finished speaking, he put on his shoes, got off the kang, and left the house.

Zhang Dami chased her out and shouted: "Little dear, it's finally my turn today, don't you want me."

While walking, Yang Juda turned his head and said, "Don't worry about that, I have very professional ethics. Although I am very angry, I will still come back at night."

After Yang Juju finished speaking, he left the courtyard of Zhang Dami's house.

Zhang Dami listened to Yang Juju's words, and the worries in his heart were comforted, and he scolded himself in his heart, and his eyes were not up to date.

Yang Juju really kept his professional ethics. He slept at home until dark, woke up, washed his face, and came to Zhang Dami's house.

Dami Zhang was sitting on the big kang, worried that Yang Juju would not come if he was angry, and he might not have the chance to enjoy Yang Juju's big stick in the future.

At this time, Yang Juju pushed the door open and entered the house.

"Oh, my little dear, you really love me, I thought you wouldn't come then."

Yang Juju said: "I'm the general manager of a club, so I can't do things that don't talk about credibility. This will have a bad impact on the club."

Zhang Dami chuckled: "You still have a conscience, come on, let's start."

Yang Huge got on the kang, and rolled on the big kang with Zhang Dami for a while, Yang Huge reached into Zhang Dami's clothes, rubbed Zhang Dami's peaks, and buttoned Zhang Dami's cave.

The two rolled to the top of the kang, and there happened to be a broom with plastic handles beside them. Zhang Dami just touched the handle of the broom, thinking it was Yang Juju's big stick, he grabbed it and kneaded it.

"Little dear, why is your big stick harder than last time? It's as hard as iron. I'm really afraid that I won't be able to bear it for a while."

Yang Daju didn't know what was going on, and echoed, "That's natural. My big stick is hard to pick, it's unique."

Zhang Dami touched the plastic bristles on the broom and said, "Oh, your bristles are so hard, you can't prick me to death in a while."

Yang Daju didn't know why, so he reached out and touched the hair at the root of his big stick, and it didn't feel hard.

Looking back, I saw that Zhang Dami was holding the broom handle in his hand and rubbing it. He suddenly lost interest and sat up, dumbfounding.

Zhang Dami saw that Yang Juju sat up, how could he still have the big stick in his hand, and Yang Juju's big stick would not have become so long. He tilted his head and threw the broom on the ground.

Zhang Dami said: "Oh, I made a mistake, I made a mistake, you said that the two of us were rolling around on the kang, why didn't you squeak when the broom was under you."

Yang Juda shook his head, grabbed his hair with both hands, and said helplessly: "Oh, my god, can I give you money, please forgive me, I am so driven by you that I don't want to live."

Zhang Dami said angrily: "Look at you, look at your virtue, it hasn't come to life yet, isn't it just a broken broom, as for being so angry."

Yang Dawei was irritated by Zhang Dami day and night, and he couldn't be in a hurry or annoyed. He immediately made up his mind to serve Zhang Dami as soon as possible, and then left quickly.

So Yang Juju suppressed his anger and untied Zhang Dami's clothes.

Yang Dawei was really angry this time, and the big stick hit Zhang Dami's cave mercilessly.

The whole Zhang Dami is not easy to shout.

"Oh, you are digging coal, or robbing graves, why are you so cruel, it hurts me to death."

"I am the Luoyang shovel digging the pit - I must dig hard, otherwise can I get the treasure out of the hole?" Yang Juju said.

"Oh, can't I surrender? Don't do it, for the sake of comfort, I'm risking my life, take it out." Zhang Dami begged for mercy.

But Yang Daju couldn't care so much.He would never call it a day without a bullet out of the barrel, and since Zhang Dami was so angry that Yang Juju was pissed off, Yang Juju's stick entered the cave twice as hard as usual.

After more than an hour, Yang Juju also felt that working with Zhang Dami was boring, so he gave up control, and the bullets sprayed in Zhang Dami's cave.

"Hey, my little dear, what are you trying to do to me?"

Yang Juju said: "You paid me to serve you. Since ancient times, you have not been rewarded for your meritorious service. Today, you took off your pants, which made you physically and mentally terrified."

Da Mi Zhang said: "I've learned the lesson this time, I'm really scared of you, but next time it's my turn, don't be so cruel."

Yang Dawei said with a mournful face: "Next time, I don't want to have a next time, eating slippers, smelling pig manure, and holding you with a broom is so exciting, I can't stand you."

Zhang Dami said: "I didn't do it on purpose, give me a chance."

Yang Juju sat on the Kang and shook his head without speaking.

Zhang Dami took out a [-]-yuan bill from his pocket and said, "Are you more compensated for not hitting [-] hits?"

Yang Da shook his head.

Zhang Dami took out another [-] yuan, handed it to Yang Juju and said, "Is it the head office this time?"

Yang Juju looked up at Zhang Dami and said, "I'll think about it then, but next time it's your turn, I'll go by myself at night, so I won't go to your house for dinner."

Zhang Dami said: "You little money fanatic, money is better."

Yang Daju took the money, got off the kang, returned to his home to sleep, and completed the day's task again.