The apricot life of the best little widows
Chapter 9 The Sausage Incident
The four widows and Yang Juju sent Li Meili back home.
Seeing her daughter-in-law coming back, the mother-in-law hurried out of the house and asked, "What's going on, what's going on?"
Widow Ma lied and said: "Lili passed out with a high fever last night. Fortunately, Yang Daju discovered it in time, otherwise it would have been..."
The mother-in-law hurriedly grabbed Yang Juju and said, "Oh, thank you big nephew, thank you big nephew!"
When the widows heard this, they all laughed again, but because of Li Meili's mother-in-law, they didn't dare to laugh so loudly.
Li Meili asked her mother-in-law to cook some food for Yang Dajue, her mother-in-law agreed, and several people entered the house.
Several widows all praised Yang Daju as a simple and honest man, caring, righteous, and a good man.
Li Meili also felt sorry for Yang Dajue, so she took out another 600 yuan from the cabinet and handed it to Yang Dajue.
Yang Judas was also polite and took the money.
A few people had a light meal at Li Meili's house, and then they all dispersed.
When leaving, Li Meili repeatedly begged the four widows and Yang Dajudao not to spread this matter, because she couldn't afford to lose this person.
Several people also agreed.
Yang Juju was so exhausted during the half day, he fell asleep on the kang when he got home.
It may be that he was exhausted and exhausted. Yang Jue didn't wake up until it was dark.
It was the turn of Widow Fu to enjoy the service of Yang Juju's big stick today, unable to bear her temper, and found Yang Juju's home.
Widow Fu saw that Yang Juju was lying on the kang and couldn't get up, so she said "Little wild cat, little wild cat" a few times.
But Yang Daju still didn't wake up.
The widow didn't know what was going on, she got on the kang, untied Yang Juju's pants, took hold of Yang Juju's big stick and started to fiddle with it.
Yang Juju said at this time: "If you don't have that ability, don't let his grandma find me."
Widow Fu replied: "What kind of ability do you need to find you? Just use a woman's hole."
Yang Juju said again: "My big stick is so powerful, if you can't bear it, don't think about comfort."
Widow Fu said: "Who can't take it anymore, I just like your big stick, it makes people feel so comfortable to death."
Yang Juju said again: "Grandma, let me fuck you, you almost killed me."
Widow Fu said: "Who hurt you, I love you too late."
After Yang Juju finished speaking, he turned on Hu Lu, and Widow Fu saw that Yang Juju didn't wake up at all, he was just talking in his sleep.
Widow Fu squeezed Yang Juju's stick hard and said, "Get up quickly."
Yang Juju felt someone pinch his big stick and woke up.
Seeing his big stick sticking out, Yang Juju knew that Widow Fu pinched it, and shouted at Widow Fu: "Little girl, you want to murder you."
Widow Fu said: "You little wild cat, it's my turn today, why can't you sleep well, I'm so itchy when I'm so anxious."
Only then did Yang Huge remember that he was going to accompany the widow tonight, but he really had no strength, so he shied away and said, "Tomorrow, I can't do it today."
Widow Fu said: "No, it's finally my turn. If you say no, you can't."
Widow Fu took off her clothes as she spoke, and rode on Yang Juju.Stuffed the hardened stick into his cave.
When Yang Juju saw it, he was helpless, but he didn't have the physical strength or the mood, so he lay there motionless.
Widow Fu twisted her buttocks and waist vigorously, making Yang's huge stick move back and forth in her cave.
Widow Fu exercised by herself for nearly two hours, orgasmed four or five times, and finally waited until Yang Juchang's bullet hit her cave.
Widow Fu uttered two "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" slumped in Yang Juchang's arms.
Widow Fu tidied up her clothes and asked, "You didn't move this time, will you give me a discount?"
Yang Juju said: "The big stick rose up in the mountain stream, and it went back and forth thousands of times. The original big golden cudgel was turned into a thread by you. If you talk about discounts, it's okay. I won't play with you next time, okay?" Play."
When Widow Fu heard this, she smiled and said, "You're pretty good at threatening people."
Widow Fu said, took a hundred yuan bill, threw it on the kang, went to the ground, and left Yang Juju's house.
The next day, Yang Juju woke up at ten o'clock in the morning. The weather was exceptionally good. Yang Juju also recovered his strength, but he was so hungry that he decided to go to Li Meili's house to ask for some food. By the way, he had a look at Li Meili's Is your body completely healed?
Yang Daju strolled around, singing songs.
Honey, I open my mouth and hold you Mimi, I will sleep with you tonight,
Darling, spread your legs, my big stick will make you drunk,
Honey, you sleep with me, through your jungle to dry your brook,
Dear, I charge some fees, one hundred a time is not expensive at all.
I fly with you lingeringly, and I don't feel tired five times a night.
As long as you pay the fee, I will accompany you,
Live up to your tenderness and your beauty...
Yang Daju came to Li Meili's house singing a song.
Li Meili's mother-in-law was feeding the chickens in the yard, saw Yang Daju enter the yard, said hello, and went out.
The mother-in-law wanted to create an opportunity for Li Meili so that Yang Juju could help her get her grandson, so she avoided it because she was afraid that Li Meili would be embarrassed.
Yang Daju entered Li Meili's house.
Li Meili was sewing on the kang, and she didn't notice Yang Daju came in.
Yang Juju said: "Sister Li, how is your body?"
Li Meili raised her head and said shyly, "It's okay."
"You frightened me. Tell me it's not easy for me to do some business. I didn't make much money. I almost became a murderer, hey!"
"Brother Yang Daju, then you can't just blame me, it's because you are too serious, or I can go into shock from exhaustion."
Yang Juda smiled and said: "Okay, if you are pregnant, don't look for me again in the future. I dare not accept your business anymore. I want money for doing things with others, and I will die for doing things with you." ah."
Li Meili said: "I don't know. I'm pregnant or not. If I'm not pregnant, I might have to find you. You can take it easy then."
Yang Juju stared and said: "It's better to be pregnant. By the way, do you have food at your house? I was so tired yesterday that I didn't eat anything at your house after I came back. Only then did I feel so hungry." Panic."
Li Meili said: "Yes, yes, I remember that there is a large piece of pork blood sausage in my house. My mother-in-law and I don't like to eat it. It has been kept in the cupboard in the outhouse. I will fry it for you. You are drinking two cups. "
Li Meili put down the clothes in her hands and went to the outer room. Yang Juda sat on the chair and leaned on the back of the chair with his legs crossed.
"Oh my god, snake, snake." Li Meili yelled in the outer room and ran to the inner room.
Yang Dajue was sitting complacently on the chair, but when Li Meili called him, he was so frightened that he fell directly from the chair to the ground.
Yang Juju stood up and said: "What snake, where did the snake come from, what a fuss, fell to my death, ouch."
Yang Daju rubbed his ankle, "Ouch" in pain.
Li Meili grabbed Yang Juju's arm and said tremblingly, "There's a snake under the cupboard."
Although Yang Juju is a man, he is also afraid of snakes, but out of face, he still bravely went to the outhouse with Li Meili.
Yang Juju's ankle was crooked, and his walking was already a bit crooked. He also laid down on the ground cautiously, and looked under the cupboard. Because of the dim light, he vaguely looked like a snake, with his body still bent.
Yang Juju asked, "Are you sure it's a snake?"
Li Meili said: "It's a snake. I just saw it and didn't think it was a snake. I tried to feel it out with my hands. If it feels soft, it is a snake."
Yang Daju went out of the house, found a stick, returned to the house, lay down on the ground again, and stabbed the snake with the stick.
Yang Juju stabbed once, and then quickly backed away, poked once, and quickly stepped back.
But the snake just didn't move.
Yang Daju became ruthless, he took the stick and turned it into a hook, trying to hook the snake out from under the cupboard.
After ticking it, it didn't come out, and then ticked it again. Yang Juju felt for the first time that it must have been ticked out this time.
Yang Juju threw away the stick, stood up quickly and ran into the back room, followed by Li Meili.
Yang Juju looked back, but the snake didn't chase it in, so he tiptoed to the door, leaned on the door frame and looked into the outer room.
Yang Daju saw that the snake was lying motionless on the ground, it didn't look like a snake at a closer look.
Relying on his courage, he cautiously walked towards the snake.
Yang Juju stomped his feet a few times and coughed a few more times, but the snake remained motionless.
He picked up the stick he had thrown away just now, and pulled the snake, but the snake remained motionless.
Yang Juju took a closer look and shouted loudly, "Li Meili, come out for me."
Li Meili came to the outhouse.
Yang Juju reprimanded loudly: "Look at what's going on at this time, why do you have a problem with myopia, she uses pig manure as leeks, and you use blood sausage as worms, right?"
Li Meili saw that it was the blood sausage that was put in the cupboard two days ago, but it seemed to be bitten by something.
It turned out that the blood sausage was put in the cupboard. A mouse smelled it, got into the cupboard, and took the blood sausage to the bottom of the cupboard.
This Li Meili couldn't find the blood sausage in the cupboard, so she lay down on the ground, looked under the cupboard, and mistook the blood sausage for a snake.
Li Meili said: "Look at it, if you don't look closely, it looks like a snake."
Li Meili picked up the blood sausage on the ground and rubbed it with his hand a few times before saying, "It's okay, I finally found it if I'm okay, I'll fry it for you right now."
Yang Juju grabbed Li Meili and said, "Oh, can it work? Look, this must be eaten by mice. You still want to fry it for me. You should keep it."
After Yang Juda finished speaking, he quickly walked out of the room, really pissed off.
Li Meili tried to persuade her to stay again and again.
Annoyed, Yang Daju still left the house and limped away.
Li Meili looked at the blood sausage in her hand and said: "If you can't eat it, then you won't be so arrogant. Besides, it looks like a snake."
After Li Meili finished speaking, she left the house, threw the blood sausage to her big yellow dog, and went back to the house to continue sewing clothes.
Seeing her daughter-in-law coming back, the mother-in-law hurried out of the house and asked, "What's going on, what's going on?"
Widow Ma lied and said: "Lili passed out with a high fever last night. Fortunately, Yang Daju discovered it in time, otherwise it would have been..."
The mother-in-law hurriedly grabbed Yang Juju and said, "Oh, thank you big nephew, thank you big nephew!"
When the widows heard this, they all laughed again, but because of Li Meili's mother-in-law, they didn't dare to laugh so loudly.
Li Meili asked her mother-in-law to cook some food for Yang Dajue, her mother-in-law agreed, and several people entered the house.
Several widows all praised Yang Daju as a simple and honest man, caring, righteous, and a good man.
Li Meili also felt sorry for Yang Dajue, so she took out another 600 yuan from the cabinet and handed it to Yang Dajue.
Yang Judas was also polite and took the money.
A few people had a light meal at Li Meili's house, and then they all dispersed.
When leaving, Li Meili repeatedly begged the four widows and Yang Dajudao not to spread this matter, because she couldn't afford to lose this person.
Several people also agreed.
Yang Juju was so exhausted during the half day, he fell asleep on the kang when he got home.
It may be that he was exhausted and exhausted. Yang Jue didn't wake up until it was dark.
It was the turn of Widow Fu to enjoy the service of Yang Juju's big stick today, unable to bear her temper, and found Yang Juju's home.
Widow Fu saw that Yang Juju was lying on the kang and couldn't get up, so she said "Little wild cat, little wild cat" a few times.
But Yang Daju still didn't wake up.
The widow didn't know what was going on, she got on the kang, untied Yang Juju's pants, took hold of Yang Juju's big stick and started to fiddle with it.
Yang Juju said at this time: "If you don't have that ability, don't let his grandma find me."
Widow Fu replied: "What kind of ability do you need to find you? Just use a woman's hole."
Yang Juju said again: "My big stick is so powerful, if you can't bear it, don't think about comfort."
Widow Fu said: "Who can't take it anymore, I just like your big stick, it makes people feel so comfortable to death."
Yang Juju said again: "Grandma, let me fuck you, you almost killed me."
Widow Fu said: "Who hurt you, I love you too late."
After Yang Juju finished speaking, he turned on Hu Lu, and Widow Fu saw that Yang Juju didn't wake up at all, he was just talking in his sleep.
Widow Fu squeezed Yang Juju's stick hard and said, "Get up quickly."
Yang Juju felt someone pinch his big stick and woke up.
Seeing his big stick sticking out, Yang Juju knew that Widow Fu pinched it, and shouted at Widow Fu: "Little girl, you want to murder you."
Widow Fu said: "You little wild cat, it's my turn today, why can't you sleep well, I'm so itchy when I'm so anxious."
Only then did Yang Huge remember that he was going to accompany the widow tonight, but he really had no strength, so he shied away and said, "Tomorrow, I can't do it today."
Widow Fu said: "No, it's finally my turn. If you say no, you can't."
Widow Fu took off her clothes as she spoke, and rode on Yang Juju.Stuffed the hardened stick into his cave.
When Yang Juju saw it, he was helpless, but he didn't have the physical strength or the mood, so he lay there motionless.
Widow Fu twisted her buttocks and waist vigorously, making Yang's huge stick move back and forth in her cave.
Widow Fu exercised by herself for nearly two hours, orgasmed four or five times, and finally waited until Yang Juchang's bullet hit her cave.
Widow Fu uttered two "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" slumped in Yang Juchang's arms.
Widow Fu tidied up her clothes and asked, "You didn't move this time, will you give me a discount?"
Yang Juju said: "The big stick rose up in the mountain stream, and it went back and forth thousands of times. The original big golden cudgel was turned into a thread by you. If you talk about discounts, it's okay. I won't play with you next time, okay?" Play."
When Widow Fu heard this, she smiled and said, "You're pretty good at threatening people."
Widow Fu said, took a hundred yuan bill, threw it on the kang, went to the ground, and left Yang Juju's house.
The next day, Yang Juju woke up at ten o'clock in the morning. The weather was exceptionally good. Yang Juju also recovered his strength, but he was so hungry that he decided to go to Li Meili's house to ask for some food. By the way, he had a look at Li Meili's Is your body completely healed?
Yang Daju strolled around, singing songs.
Honey, I open my mouth and hold you Mimi, I will sleep with you tonight,
Darling, spread your legs, my big stick will make you drunk,
Honey, you sleep with me, through your jungle to dry your brook,
Dear, I charge some fees, one hundred a time is not expensive at all.
I fly with you lingeringly, and I don't feel tired five times a night.
As long as you pay the fee, I will accompany you,
Live up to your tenderness and your beauty...
Yang Daju came to Li Meili's house singing a song.
Li Meili's mother-in-law was feeding the chickens in the yard, saw Yang Daju enter the yard, said hello, and went out.
The mother-in-law wanted to create an opportunity for Li Meili so that Yang Juju could help her get her grandson, so she avoided it because she was afraid that Li Meili would be embarrassed.
Yang Daju entered Li Meili's house.
Li Meili was sewing on the kang, and she didn't notice Yang Daju came in.
Yang Juju said: "Sister Li, how is your body?"
Li Meili raised her head and said shyly, "It's okay."
"You frightened me. Tell me it's not easy for me to do some business. I didn't make much money. I almost became a murderer, hey!"
"Brother Yang Daju, then you can't just blame me, it's because you are too serious, or I can go into shock from exhaustion."
Yang Juda smiled and said: "Okay, if you are pregnant, don't look for me again in the future. I dare not accept your business anymore. I want money for doing things with others, and I will die for doing things with you." ah."
Li Meili said: "I don't know. I'm pregnant or not. If I'm not pregnant, I might have to find you. You can take it easy then."
Yang Juju stared and said: "It's better to be pregnant. By the way, do you have food at your house? I was so tired yesterday that I didn't eat anything at your house after I came back. Only then did I feel so hungry." Panic."
Li Meili said: "Yes, yes, I remember that there is a large piece of pork blood sausage in my house. My mother-in-law and I don't like to eat it. It has been kept in the cupboard in the outhouse. I will fry it for you. You are drinking two cups. "
Li Meili put down the clothes in her hands and went to the outer room. Yang Juda sat on the chair and leaned on the back of the chair with his legs crossed.
"Oh my god, snake, snake." Li Meili yelled in the outer room and ran to the inner room.
Yang Dajue was sitting complacently on the chair, but when Li Meili called him, he was so frightened that he fell directly from the chair to the ground.
Yang Juju stood up and said: "What snake, where did the snake come from, what a fuss, fell to my death, ouch."
Yang Daju rubbed his ankle, "Ouch" in pain.
Li Meili grabbed Yang Juju's arm and said tremblingly, "There's a snake under the cupboard."
Although Yang Juju is a man, he is also afraid of snakes, but out of face, he still bravely went to the outhouse with Li Meili.
Yang Juju's ankle was crooked, and his walking was already a bit crooked. He also laid down on the ground cautiously, and looked under the cupboard. Because of the dim light, he vaguely looked like a snake, with his body still bent.
Yang Juju asked, "Are you sure it's a snake?"
Li Meili said: "It's a snake. I just saw it and didn't think it was a snake. I tried to feel it out with my hands. If it feels soft, it is a snake."
Yang Daju went out of the house, found a stick, returned to the house, lay down on the ground again, and stabbed the snake with the stick.
Yang Juju stabbed once, and then quickly backed away, poked once, and quickly stepped back.
But the snake just didn't move.
Yang Daju became ruthless, he took the stick and turned it into a hook, trying to hook the snake out from under the cupboard.
After ticking it, it didn't come out, and then ticked it again. Yang Juju felt for the first time that it must have been ticked out this time.
Yang Juju threw away the stick, stood up quickly and ran into the back room, followed by Li Meili.
Yang Juju looked back, but the snake didn't chase it in, so he tiptoed to the door, leaned on the door frame and looked into the outer room.
Yang Daju saw that the snake was lying motionless on the ground, it didn't look like a snake at a closer look.
Relying on his courage, he cautiously walked towards the snake.
Yang Juju stomped his feet a few times and coughed a few more times, but the snake remained motionless.
He picked up the stick he had thrown away just now, and pulled the snake, but the snake remained motionless.
Yang Juju took a closer look and shouted loudly, "Li Meili, come out for me."
Li Meili came to the outhouse.
Yang Juju reprimanded loudly: "Look at what's going on at this time, why do you have a problem with myopia, she uses pig manure as leeks, and you use blood sausage as worms, right?"
Li Meili saw that it was the blood sausage that was put in the cupboard two days ago, but it seemed to be bitten by something.
It turned out that the blood sausage was put in the cupboard. A mouse smelled it, got into the cupboard, and took the blood sausage to the bottom of the cupboard.
This Li Meili couldn't find the blood sausage in the cupboard, so she lay down on the ground, looked under the cupboard, and mistook the blood sausage for a snake.
Li Meili said: "Look at it, if you don't look closely, it looks like a snake."
Li Meili picked up the blood sausage on the ground and rubbed it with his hand a few times before saying, "It's okay, I finally found it if I'm okay, I'll fry it for you right now."
Yang Juju grabbed Li Meili and said, "Oh, can it work? Look, this must be eaten by mice. You still want to fry it for me. You should keep it."
After Yang Juda finished speaking, he quickly walked out of the room, really pissed off.
Li Meili tried to persuade her to stay again and again.
Annoyed, Yang Daju still left the house and limped away.
Li Meili looked at the blood sausage in her hand and said: "If you can't eat it, then you won't be so arrogant. Besides, it looks like a snake."
After Li Meili finished speaking, she left the house, threw the blood sausage to her big yellow dog, and went back to the house to continue sewing clothes.
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