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The monkey is the overlord here, and many animals obey the order of the monkey. Yesterday when Ma Xiaoyao bombarded the stone, he accidentally injured a hedgehog. The hedgehog ran to the monkey to complain. The monkey got angry when he heard it. Being beaten, of course the monkey couldn't just sit idly by, so the monkey ran out to seek Ma Xiaoyao's bad luck.

Animals can communicate, which has been confirmed by scientists.

The monkey attacked Ma Xiaoyao like crazy, making Ma Xiaoyao flustered.

Where did the monkey come from?Why is it so powerful?Ma Xiaoyao grinned secretly, if this continues, he will lose sooner or later, no, he must find a way to get rid of this monkey... Ma Xiaoyao rolled his eyes and had an idea.

"Look at the fist!"

Ma Xiaoyao threw a few punches quickly, and after forcing the monkey away, Ma Xiaoyao turned around and ran away.

"Squeak..."

The monkey chased after him reluctantly.

After running hundreds of meters, there was a sound of running water in front of him. Ma Xiaoyao walked around a few big trees and saw a small stream in front of him. The stream was very clear and about three meters wide. Ma Xiaoyao jumped high , and then jumped into the creek.

"Pfft!"

Ma Xiaoyao hit the water heavily, splashing countless waves.

"Squeak squeak..."

The monkey stood by the stream and yelled loudly at Ma Xiaoyao. The monkey was afraid of water, so he didn't dare to go down to chase Ma Xiaoyao, so he could only stand by the side and grin his teeth.

Seeing that the monkey did not dare to come down, Ma Xiaoyao regained his energy. He stood in the water and waved his arms at the monkey: "Come on, dead monkey, aren't you very capable? Come down and chase me? Come down?"

"Squeak squeak..."

The monkey was jumping around in anger, but it didn't dare to go into the water.

"Dead monkey, stinky monkey, bastard monkey, come down if you have the guts! I will never run, let the two of us gesticulate in the water to see who is the best!" Ma Xiaoyao said proudly, Xiaoxi is not It is very deep, and the stream reaches Ma Xiaoyao's chest. You can't drown if you drown, but it's cold, don't forget, it's winter at this time, and the temperature is below zero. Shutter, in fact Ma Xiaoyao didn't want to do this either, but the monkey was too powerful, and in the end Ma Xiaoyao was forced to jump into the creek to dodge.

It stands to reason that when the temperature is below zero, the stream should freeze, but there are always exceptions... There is a waterfall in the upstream of the stream, and the flow of water is quite large. Under the washing of the waterfall, the stream cannot freeze at all.

Ma Xiaoyao scolded the monkey while shivering. He felt like he was about to freeze into a popsicle.

The monkey closed its mouth after barking a few times, then squatted on the ground, looking at Ma Xiaoyao leisurely, with a hint of misery in its eyes.

Uh?

What does this mean?

Why didn't you call out?

Why don't you jump?

Ma Xiaoyao's eyebrows twitched violently a few times: "Damn! What a sinister monkey!" Ma Xiaoyao immediately figured out what was going on!The monkey knew it was winter, knew that the temperature was very low, and knew that Ma Xiaoyao would be very cold hiding in the water, so the monkey squatted on the ground and waited.

Is this a fucking monkey?It's more insidious than human beings!

Ma Xiaoyao's face trembled uncontrollably, this is out of anger!

Who am I provoking?I thought, why is it so difficult to practice a skill safely?

Grass!

Even a monkey can bully him like this, this day is really unbearable!

How to do?

Is it going to be spent like this?

The key is that I can't run out of energy!

His body was already numb from the cold, and he was about to lose consciousness. Ma Xiaoyao would freeze to death if he continued to consume it!

Up to this moment, Ma Xiaoyao was also puzzled, wondering why the monkey wanted to make things difficult for him, he really didn't know how he had offended the monkey!

Ma Xiaoyao's teeth were shivering, and he regretted that he hadn't trained the ability to withstand the cold earlier. If he had trained the ability to withstand the cold earlier, he would not be so passive now!How to do it?

Oh, don't care, let's climb up first, Ma Xiaoyao really can't stand it anymore!This is Ma Xiaoyao, who can stand in the icy stream for more than ten minutes. If an ordinary person came here, he would have been frozen to death. The devil trained for half a year to make Ma Xiaoyao's body extremely strong. Stand in the cold stream for ten minutes.

"Crash! Crash!"

Ma Xiaoyao walked towards the shore with numb legs, but Ma Xiaoyao kept an eye out. Instead of walking towards the shore where the monkey was, he turned around and walked towards the opposite shore.

Seeing that Ma Xiaoyao was about to go ashore, the monkey immediately stood up, staring at Ma Xiaoyao with two monkey eyes!

"Whoa... whoa..."

The distance of two or three meters was quickly completed. Ma Xiaoyao climbed onto the shore trembling, rubbed his hands together, and jumped up and down in place. Vigorous exercise can generate heat in the body, thereby relieving the body from the cold.

"Squeak squeak..."

The monkey yelled at Ma Xiaoyao a few times, then turned around and ran away.

Ma Xiaoyao, who was bouncing around, froze for a moment, what's the matter?want to run?

"Crench!"

After running a few meters away, the monkey stopped, and then turned around to look at Ma Xiaoyao. Under Ma Xiaoyao's surprised eyes, the monkey kicked its legs on the ground and jumped out immediately.

"not good!"

Ma Xiaoyao's expression changed: "This monkey is coming!"

"Whoosh!"

He ran over quickly, and when he was still a few centimeters away from the stream, the monkey immediately jumped up high, and with the inertia of running, he ruthlessly rushed towards Ma Xiaoyao.

One meter, two meters, two and a half meters... the monkey is about to pounce...

Scolded the neighbor!It's not over yet, is it?

Ma Xiaoyao's expression darkened, and he rushed towards the monkey without even thinking about it.

The monkey in mid-air suddenly showed a hint of surprise, it didn't expect Ma Xiaoyao to dare to rush up?In its consciousness, Ma Xiaoyao should run away... What happened next made the monkey suffer a great loss, a big loss... That is, this incident made the monkey completely hate Ma Xiaoyao...

Ma Xiaoyao is not stupid, he is relatively smart, he knows that he can't beat the monkey, even if he turns around and runs away, he will definitely be caught up by the monkey... Since he can't escape, let's fight!

"Hi!"

"Damn monkey! Watch how I kill you!"

Ma Xiaoyao slammed his legs on the ground, leaped high, opened his hands and grabbed the monkey.

"Squeak squeak..."

The monkey stretched out its paw and grabbed Ma Xiaoyao's shoulder hard, his clothes were torn, and five bloody red marks appeared on his shoulder.

"what!"

Ma Xiaoyao cried out in pain: "Damn monkey! How dare you sneak up on me!" Ma Xiaoyao went up to meet him without dodging, and grabbed the monkey's arm with both hands. Before Ma Xiaoyao could make the next move, the monkey jumped Withdrawing his arm, "Fuck your grandmother!" Ma Xiaoyao became cruel, lowered his head, and slammed into the monkey directly.

Because the distance was too close, the monkey had no time to dodge, just like that, the monkey and Ma Xiaoyao collided hard.

"boom!"

Ma Xiaoyao and the monkey fell down at the same time, and below was the icy cold stream...

"Squeak squeak..."

Seeing that he was about to fall into the stream, the monkey cried out in horror.

Ma Xiaoyao is very calm, because he has been mentally prepared for a long time, but the corner of his mouth twitched at the thought of suffering from the cold again... The reason why Ma Xiaoyao rushed up desperately just now was because he wanted to get the monkey into the stream Here, let the monkeys have a good taste of being frozen.

This is a typical lose-lose move.

"Puff! Puff!"

Ma Xiaoyao and the monkey fell into the stream at the same time, splashing high waves.

As soon as he fell into the water, Ma Xiaoyao involuntarily shivered, and his body that had just recovered from his strength began to tremble again. The freezing feeling was really... so fucking uncomfortable.

"Squeak squeak..."

The performance of the monkey was worse than that of Ma Xiaoyao. As soon as it fell into the water, the monkey began to thump violently, screaming in horror, and kept paddling the stream with its two paws. Its golden hair was all wet and limp. Lie flat on the body... To describe it in one word, it would be in a state of embarrassment.

"Hey! Dead monkey! Let's see how you're still pissed off!" Ma Xiaoyao rushed over, raised his fist, and started beating the monkey violently.

"Pfft!"

"Pfft!"

The monkey was beaten up and down by Ma Xiaoyao, drank several sips of cold stream water, the monkey was scared, really scared, it broke free from Ma Xiaoyao's shackles, turned around and ran towards the shore desperately.

"Where are you running!" Ma Xiaoyao chased after him with big strides.

Although Ma Xiaoyao tried his best to stop the monkey, he finally let the monkey escape. The main reason was that the stream was too shallow to drown the monkey. Seeing the monkey climbed up the bank and fled, Ma Xiaoyao felt a little regretful. Killing the monkey will leave a hidden danger for him. When the monkey recovers, he will definitely come to him for revenge.

"Forget it, the thing has already happened, it's useless to be upset, I can only take one step at a time." Ma Xiaoyao sighed, raised his feet and climbed ashore, then rubbed his hands, trembling, walked towards the tent station .

After returning to the tent, Ma Xiaoyao quickly took off his clothes, wiped his body with a dry cloth, and then slipped into the bed. After covering with a thick quilt, Ma Xiaoyao felt more comfortable.

The tent itself has the function of keeping warm, and it was covered with a thick quilt. After a while, Ma Xiaoyao recovered.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Ma Xiaoyao sneezed several times in a row, twitched his itchy nose, and smiled secretly: "I hope I don't catch a cold, or else it will be bad... Well, yes, I brought some medicine to prevent colds... ...Take out a few pills and you should be fine." Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoyao hurriedly got up, took out a few pills from his backpack, swallowed them with hot water, and then got into bed again.

I don't know whether it's psychological factors or the effect of the pills. After taking the pills, Ma Xiaoyao felt much better. His body wasn't so cold and he didn't sneeze anymore.

There is no electricity here, and Ma Xiaoyao can only use firewood to boil hot water. This time he came to Shennongjia with several kettles. He stores the boiled water in the kettles and finds a cup to pour out when he wants to drink.