Beautiful mayor's wife
Chapter 1673 Dancing on the tip of the knife
Ma Xiaoyao stood outside the door, looking up at the sky, feeling a little depressed.
Why is he depressed?Because there are too many things to worry about.
For example, thinking about the whereabouts of Gu Li and others, for example missing her parents on Earth, for example wanting to avenge Xiong Datou...
When there are too many worries, the mood will naturally become extremely bad.
"Oh..." Ma Xiaoyao sighed lightly: "Why is it so difficult to live a smooth life?"
Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory. As long as you are alive, you will not have a perfect life. You will encounter some bad things more or less at ordinary times, which is unavoidable.
"what!!!"
Suddenly there was an earth-shattering scream from the room behind her, it was Miss Xiaojiu's voice.
Ma Xiaoyao's expression changed, and he hurriedly turned around and rushed into the room: "What happened...uh..." Before he finished speaking, Ma Xiaoyao's eyes stared straight, Xiao Jiu girl was standing in the bucket, naked, Moreover, he was still facing Ma Xiaoyao, all the parts of his body were presented in front of Ma Xiaoyao's eyes, all white, almost blinding Ma Xiaoyao's eyes.
"Ah!" Girl Xiao Jiu hugged her shoulders and quickly squatted down: "Who told you to come in! You are a disciple!"
Ma Xiaoyao curled his lips: "I heard your screams, so I rushed in because of impatience..."
"Okay, don't explain anymore." The little girl glared at Ma Xiaoyao angrily: "You just have bad intentions and want to take advantage of me! You are a disciple! You are an out-and-out disciple! !!"
"Okay, I was wrong this time, I'll go out right away, and I won't care about you breaking my throat if you scream." Ma Xiaoyao snorted softly, turned around and was about to go out.
"Wait!" came the angry voice of Miss Nine from behind.
Ma Xiaoyao stopped and asked without looking back, "What's wrong with you?"
"Help me...get that snake out."
"snake?"
"Yes, right under the window, the blue snake."
"There really is a snake." Ma Xiaoyao's expression became weird: "You screamed just because of this little snake?"
"Little snake? Is there something wrong with your eyes?" Miss Jiu said angrily, "That snake is so long and thick, can it be a small snake?"
"Hehe..." Ma Xiaoyao laughed: "Are you actually afraid of snakes? You are also an acquired eighth-rank martial artist, and you can kill this snake with just a wave of your hand..."
"I'm a woman, okay?" Miss Xiaojiu pouted, "Women are naturally afraid of snakes, okay?"
"Not all women are afraid of snakes." Ma Xiaoyao shook his head: "It looks bold, but in fact it is a coward." While speaking, Ma Xiaoyao walked over and grabbed the green snake, and then walked towards the snake. Walking to the door: "Okay, the snake has been caught by me, you can continue to wash, don't worry, even if you break your throat, I won't come in again."
"Dangdang!"
The door was slammed shut.
"Damn man!" Girl Xiaojiu's face turned blue with anger: "You wait for me, when I get home, see how I deal with you!!!" At this point, Miss Xiaojiu stretched out her hand and patted her chest: "I really scared this girl to death just now. That nasty green snake didn't come in sooner or later, but it just crawled in while I was taking a shower, and it scared me so much. It's really abominable!!!"
After the Green Snake incident, Miss Xiaojiu didn't feel like taking a bath anymore. She simply scrubbed a few times and then walked out of the bucket. After putting on her clothes, she pushed open the door and went out.
"Oh, it's over so quickly?" Ma Xiaoyao, who was standing in the yard basking in the sun, showed a little surprise: "I thought you were going to wash until dark."
"Hmph! Don't make sarcastic remarks here." Miss Jiu glanced around: "Where's that green snake? Where did you get it?"
"Of course I threw it away, why? You miss it again? Do you want me to get it back?" Ma Xiaoyao made a gesture and was about to walk outside.
"Don't!" Miss Xiaojiu's expression changed immediately, "I don't want to see that green snake again!"
"Hehe... It scares you." Ma Xiaoyao laughed: "I was joking with you, but you actually took it seriously. Let me tell you, your IQ is not high."
"You actually said that my IQ is not high?!"
"Is not it?"
"Dare you compare yourself to me!"
"Better than what?"
"It's better than IQ! We each give each other five difficult questions, and whoever answers the most will have a higher IQ!"
"Okay, just compare, I'm still afraid of you?"
"Who will ask first?"
"You should come first! If I ask first, you won't have a chance to speak."
"Big words! You are not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue."
……
The two really didn't get along, and they quarreled as soon as they met. Now it's over, and the two actually started to compete in IQ.
In line with the principle of women first, Ma Xiaoyao graciously asked Miss Jiu to ask questions first.
Miss Xiaojiu frowned and thought hard for a moment, then asked: "First question, what is hotter and more lovable?"
Ma Xiaoyao's expression was startled: "Just ask this?"
"You're stumped, aren't you?" Miss Xiaojiu's lips curled up with a smirk: "If you can't answer, you can automatically admit defeat, I won't laugh at you."
"Who says I can't answer it?" Ma Xiaoyao smiled: "Such a simple question, even a three-year-old child can answer it."
"Then you answer." Miss Xiao Jiu didn't believe that Ma Xiaoyao could give the answer at all.
"Listen well." Ma Xiaoyao babbled: "The answer is sweat. The hotter you are, the more you sweat. Miss Jiu, is my answer correct?"
"...You got it right once!" Miss Xiaojiu gave Ma Xiaoyao a hard look: "Second question, if the fortune teller is still alive, how would the world be different?"
"Magic operator? Who is the divine operator?" Ma Xiaoyao asked suspiciously.
"You haven't even heard of the famous magic fortune teller? Are you from this world?" Miss Xiaojiu looked at Ma Xiaoyao suspiciously.
"Cough cough cough..." Ma Xiaoyao coughed a few times: "Of course I am from this world, but I used to live mainly in the deep mountains and old forests, and I just came out for a walk recently, so I haven't heard of many things."
"It turns out to be like this." Miss Xiaojiu showed a hint of comprehension: "No wonder you haven't heard of the magic operator, so you have been living in the deep mountains and old forests..." At this point, the girl Xiaojiu paused: "Listen, the magic operator Zi is a character from thousands of years ago. His cultivation base is extremely high. It is said that he has reached the tenth rank of the heavenly rank. There is only a layer of window paper left from the legendary immortal realm. In addition to his high cultivation base, he is also proficient in the art of magic calculation. , you can know the things within 500 years before and after. Many people have received his favor, and he himself is recognized as the number one master in the world. It is a pity that such a talented and gorgeous person finally died in the sky. Under robbery."
"Heavenly Tribulation?" Ma Xiaoyao raised his eyebrows suddenly: "What is Heavenly Tribulation?"
"It's a kind of thunder calamity." Xiao Jiu said, "As long as you survive the thunder calamity, you can reshape your physical body and ascend to the fairy world."
"Really?" Ma Xiaoyao's eyes widened: "As long as you survive the thunder disaster, can you become a fairy?"
"This is just a legend. As for whether it is true or not, no one will know." Little Nine girls shook her head: "But I think... there is still some credibility, from the first-rank acquired to the tenth-rank heaven , There has never been a catastrophe, but if you want to hit a higher level, the catastrophe will appear. How can there be such a coincidence in the world? It is recorded in ancient books that if you want to become a fairy, you must go through the catastrophe and reshape your body. Then you can ascend to the fairy world."
"The more you talk, the more mysterious it becomes." Ma Xiaoyao curled his lips: "I ask you, from ancient times to the present, have there been any immortals? Or, who has finally become an immortal?"
Miss Xiaojiu smiled bitterly and shook her head: "No one has ever seen a real immortal, and no one can finally become an immortal... Immortals only exist in legends... But I firmly believe that there are immortals in the world, but our realm is too low , just can't see it."
"I also hope that there are immortals, but in fact... there are none." Ma Xiaoyao sighed: "How many peerless geniuses have appeared since ancient times? For example, the magic fortune tellers you mentioned just now failed in the end due to their strength. , others are even less likely to succeed... Since ancient times, everyone has wanted to become a fairy, live the same life as the heaven and the earth, and never have to worry about dying, but...it is not easy to become a fairy."
"Yes." Miss Xiaojiu nodded with deep emotion: "It's not easy to become a fairy, many peerless geniuses can only be turned into a pile of loess in the end."
Talking about this, both of them began to feel disappointed. Since ancient times, becoming a fairy has been everyone's dream. In order to practice becoming a fairy, people paid an unimaginable price, but in the end?No one can make it!
After so many years of continuation, many people began to wonder whether immortals really exist?Of course, there are also some people who always believe that there are immortals in the world!
What is the scariest thing in the world?Of course it was death!In the face of death, money, power, kinship, love, and friendship must all stand back!Just imagine, if you can live for a few more years, or if you can live forever, how happy it is.
In fact, the people of Tiangongxing have made great achievements. Through practice, they have extended their lifespan, and they can live up to 700 years old. This is already a very remarkable feat. , there is still a long way to go.
The world is not benevolent, and everything is a dog!If you want to live a few more years, you must use all means to fight against the sky!
All the way to practice is to go against the sky!
"It's far away, it's far away." Miss Xiao Jiu was the first to come back to her senses: "You already know who the magic operator is, and now you can answer the question."
"Question? What did you just ask?"
"You have a bad memory, don't you? Listen carefully. My question is: If Senior Magician is still alive, how would the world be different now?"
Why is he depressed?Because there are too many things to worry about.
For example, thinking about the whereabouts of Gu Li and others, for example missing her parents on Earth, for example wanting to avenge Xiong Datou...
When there are too many worries, the mood will naturally become extremely bad.
"Oh..." Ma Xiaoyao sighed lightly: "Why is it so difficult to live a smooth life?"
Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory. As long as you are alive, you will not have a perfect life. You will encounter some bad things more or less at ordinary times, which is unavoidable.
"what!!!"
Suddenly there was an earth-shattering scream from the room behind her, it was Miss Xiaojiu's voice.
Ma Xiaoyao's expression changed, and he hurriedly turned around and rushed into the room: "What happened...uh..." Before he finished speaking, Ma Xiaoyao's eyes stared straight, Xiao Jiu girl was standing in the bucket, naked, Moreover, he was still facing Ma Xiaoyao, all the parts of his body were presented in front of Ma Xiaoyao's eyes, all white, almost blinding Ma Xiaoyao's eyes.
"Ah!" Girl Xiao Jiu hugged her shoulders and quickly squatted down: "Who told you to come in! You are a disciple!"
Ma Xiaoyao curled his lips: "I heard your screams, so I rushed in because of impatience..."
"Okay, don't explain anymore." The little girl glared at Ma Xiaoyao angrily: "You just have bad intentions and want to take advantage of me! You are a disciple! You are an out-and-out disciple! !!"
"Okay, I was wrong this time, I'll go out right away, and I won't care about you breaking my throat if you scream." Ma Xiaoyao snorted softly, turned around and was about to go out.
"Wait!" came the angry voice of Miss Nine from behind.
Ma Xiaoyao stopped and asked without looking back, "What's wrong with you?"
"Help me...get that snake out."
"snake?"
"Yes, right under the window, the blue snake."
"There really is a snake." Ma Xiaoyao's expression became weird: "You screamed just because of this little snake?"
"Little snake? Is there something wrong with your eyes?" Miss Jiu said angrily, "That snake is so long and thick, can it be a small snake?"
"Hehe..." Ma Xiaoyao laughed: "Are you actually afraid of snakes? You are also an acquired eighth-rank martial artist, and you can kill this snake with just a wave of your hand..."
"I'm a woman, okay?" Miss Xiaojiu pouted, "Women are naturally afraid of snakes, okay?"
"Not all women are afraid of snakes." Ma Xiaoyao shook his head: "It looks bold, but in fact it is a coward." While speaking, Ma Xiaoyao walked over and grabbed the green snake, and then walked towards the snake. Walking to the door: "Okay, the snake has been caught by me, you can continue to wash, don't worry, even if you break your throat, I won't come in again."
"Dangdang!"
The door was slammed shut.
"Damn man!" Girl Xiaojiu's face turned blue with anger: "You wait for me, when I get home, see how I deal with you!!!" At this point, Miss Xiaojiu stretched out her hand and patted her chest: "I really scared this girl to death just now. That nasty green snake didn't come in sooner or later, but it just crawled in while I was taking a shower, and it scared me so much. It's really abominable!!!"
After the Green Snake incident, Miss Xiaojiu didn't feel like taking a bath anymore. She simply scrubbed a few times and then walked out of the bucket. After putting on her clothes, she pushed open the door and went out.
"Oh, it's over so quickly?" Ma Xiaoyao, who was standing in the yard basking in the sun, showed a little surprise: "I thought you were going to wash until dark."
"Hmph! Don't make sarcastic remarks here." Miss Jiu glanced around: "Where's that green snake? Where did you get it?"
"Of course I threw it away, why? You miss it again? Do you want me to get it back?" Ma Xiaoyao made a gesture and was about to walk outside.
"Don't!" Miss Xiaojiu's expression changed immediately, "I don't want to see that green snake again!"
"Hehe... It scares you." Ma Xiaoyao laughed: "I was joking with you, but you actually took it seriously. Let me tell you, your IQ is not high."
"You actually said that my IQ is not high?!"
"Is not it?"
"Dare you compare yourself to me!"
"Better than what?"
"It's better than IQ! We each give each other five difficult questions, and whoever answers the most will have a higher IQ!"
"Okay, just compare, I'm still afraid of you?"
"Who will ask first?"
"You should come first! If I ask first, you won't have a chance to speak."
"Big words! You are not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue."
……
The two really didn't get along, and they quarreled as soon as they met. Now it's over, and the two actually started to compete in IQ.
In line with the principle of women first, Ma Xiaoyao graciously asked Miss Jiu to ask questions first.
Miss Xiaojiu frowned and thought hard for a moment, then asked: "First question, what is hotter and more lovable?"
Ma Xiaoyao's expression was startled: "Just ask this?"
"You're stumped, aren't you?" Miss Xiaojiu's lips curled up with a smirk: "If you can't answer, you can automatically admit defeat, I won't laugh at you."
"Who says I can't answer it?" Ma Xiaoyao smiled: "Such a simple question, even a three-year-old child can answer it."
"Then you answer." Miss Xiao Jiu didn't believe that Ma Xiaoyao could give the answer at all.
"Listen well." Ma Xiaoyao babbled: "The answer is sweat. The hotter you are, the more you sweat. Miss Jiu, is my answer correct?"
"...You got it right once!" Miss Xiaojiu gave Ma Xiaoyao a hard look: "Second question, if the fortune teller is still alive, how would the world be different?"
"Magic operator? Who is the divine operator?" Ma Xiaoyao asked suspiciously.
"You haven't even heard of the famous magic fortune teller? Are you from this world?" Miss Xiaojiu looked at Ma Xiaoyao suspiciously.
"Cough cough cough..." Ma Xiaoyao coughed a few times: "Of course I am from this world, but I used to live mainly in the deep mountains and old forests, and I just came out for a walk recently, so I haven't heard of many things."
"It turns out to be like this." Miss Xiaojiu showed a hint of comprehension: "No wonder you haven't heard of the magic operator, so you have been living in the deep mountains and old forests..." At this point, the girl Xiaojiu paused: "Listen, the magic operator Zi is a character from thousands of years ago. His cultivation base is extremely high. It is said that he has reached the tenth rank of the heavenly rank. There is only a layer of window paper left from the legendary immortal realm. In addition to his high cultivation base, he is also proficient in the art of magic calculation. , you can know the things within 500 years before and after. Many people have received his favor, and he himself is recognized as the number one master in the world. It is a pity that such a talented and gorgeous person finally died in the sky. Under robbery."
"Heavenly Tribulation?" Ma Xiaoyao raised his eyebrows suddenly: "What is Heavenly Tribulation?"
"It's a kind of thunder calamity." Xiao Jiu said, "As long as you survive the thunder calamity, you can reshape your physical body and ascend to the fairy world."
"Really?" Ma Xiaoyao's eyes widened: "As long as you survive the thunder disaster, can you become a fairy?"
"This is just a legend. As for whether it is true or not, no one will know." Little Nine girls shook her head: "But I think... there is still some credibility, from the first-rank acquired to the tenth-rank heaven , There has never been a catastrophe, but if you want to hit a higher level, the catastrophe will appear. How can there be such a coincidence in the world? It is recorded in ancient books that if you want to become a fairy, you must go through the catastrophe and reshape your body. Then you can ascend to the fairy world."
"The more you talk, the more mysterious it becomes." Ma Xiaoyao curled his lips: "I ask you, from ancient times to the present, have there been any immortals? Or, who has finally become an immortal?"
Miss Xiaojiu smiled bitterly and shook her head: "No one has ever seen a real immortal, and no one can finally become an immortal... Immortals only exist in legends... But I firmly believe that there are immortals in the world, but our realm is too low , just can't see it."
"I also hope that there are immortals, but in fact... there are none." Ma Xiaoyao sighed: "How many peerless geniuses have appeared since ancient times? For example, the magic fortune tellers you mentioned just now failed in the end due to their strength. , others are even less likely to succeed... Since ancient times, everyone has wanted to become a fairy, live the same life as the heaven and the earth, and never have to worry about dying, but...it is not easy to become a fairy."
"Yes." Miss Xiaojiu nodded with deep emotion: "It's not easy to become a fairy, many peerless geniuses can only be turned into a pile of loess in the end."
Talking about this, both of them began to feel disappointed. Since ancient times, becoming a fairy has been everyone's dream. In order to practice becoming a fairy, people paid an unimaginable price, but in the end?No one can make it!
After so many years of continuation, many people began to wonder whether immortals really exist?Of course, there are also some people who always believe that there are immortals in the world!
What is the scariest thing in the world?Of course it was death!In the face of death, money, power, kinship, love, and friendship must all stand back!Just imagine, if you can live for a few more years, or if you can live forever, how happy it is.
In fact, the people of Tiangongxing have made great achievements. Through practice, they have extended their lifespan, and they can live up to 700 years old. This is already a very remarkable feat. , there is still a long way to go.
The world is not benevolent, and everything is a dog!If you want to live a few more years, you must use all means to fight against the sky!
All the way to practice is to go against the sky!
"It's far away, it's far away." Miss Xiao Jiu was the first to come back to her senses: "You already know who the magic operator is, and now you can answer the question."
"Question? What did you just ask?"
"You have a bad memory, don't you? Listen carefully. My question is: If Senior Magician is still alive, how would the world be different now?"
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