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Chapter 101: The Poet's Patent
After tidying up briefly, Ran Jing brushed her hair, stared at Lin Yan with pretty eyes, stretched out her hand, and said, "Bring it."
Lin Yan was taken aback for a moment, and asked maliciously: "What are you bringing, isn't it asking for money?"
Ran Jingxiu frowned, reached out and twisted Lin Yan's thigh, and said angrily: "You bad guy, who do you think I am! Where's my little nephew?"
Hearing what Ran Jing said, Lin Yan noticed that the two of them were only interested in talking about love, and there was still a vacuum under the beautiful woman's skirt.Lin Yan remembered that when the two embraced passionately just now, Lin Yan took off Ran Jing's little lace and left it on the back seat of the car.
Lin Yan leaned back, stretched out his arm and grabbed Xiao Laisi in his hand, and was about to hand it to Ran Jing, when a police car stopped in front of the van with its siren sounding.
Seeing the police coming, Lin Yan didn't know what they meant, could it be anti-pornography?Lin Yan quickly rolled up Ran Jing's little lace and held it in his hand.
Ran Jing also spotted the police car, her pretty face flushed, she quickly left Lin Yan, and sat in the driver's seat, her little heart skipped a beat and lifted her heart to her throat.
At this moment, there is still a vacuum under the big beauty's skirt, which is unusually cool.The police had already arrived, and the busier and more chaotic it was, it was obviously too late to put on underwear.Ran Jing glared at Lin Yan fiercely, and had no choice but to close her pair of jade legs tightly together, and sat still in the driver's seat, for fear of leaking out the spring.
Ran Jing glanced outside and found that the rain had become much lighter.Looking at the police car parked in front, Ran Jing suddenly remembered that on the main road in Jeju, all kinds of surveillance cameras are densely covered.The scene of passionate love between him and Lin Yan just now, wouldn't it have been filmed.If this is really the case, it will become a joke, how embarrassing it is!
The police car stopped in front of the van, and two traffic policemen jumped out of it.A fat traffic policeman came to Ran Jing, gave a military salute, and asked enthusiastically: "Hello, we are patrolling the road and saw that you have been parked here for a long time. Today's heavy rain is very sudden, is it a vehicle What's wrong, do you need our help?"
Ran Jing's pretty face was like a burning cloud, and she quickly waved her hand lightly and said, "No, it's different, there is nothing wrong with our vehicle, let's go now..."
Seeing that the big beauty was a little flustered, Lin Yan shook his head lightly, it was easy to expose the target.
Lin Yan waved at the traffic policeman and said with a smile on his face, "Thank you, Comrade Police, it's really hard work to come out to patrol in such heavy rain. Comrade, what is your police number? I want to write a letter of commendation to the newspaper."
Hearing what Lin Yan said, the chubby traffic policeman felt very useful, and said amiably: "It's not hard work, it's right to serve the people." Then, the traffic policeman took another step forward, deliberately letting Lin Yan see Clear the alarm number.Being able to get praise from the masses and show your face in the media is of great benefit to personal progress.
While writing down the alarm number, Lin Yan casually complimented the traffic policeman, and the traffic policeman finally drove away contentedly.
Watching the police car go away, Ran Jing still had a pretty face flushed, put her hand on her chest, took a long breath, and said, "I was scared to death. If the traffic police came 5 minutes earlier, we would not be ashamed to death!"
Lin Yan chuckled and said, "Sister Jing, what are you afraid of, we are not engaged in sex trafficking, these traffic policemen are too lenient.
Let me tell you a story, when I just went to Jeju for an interview, I met the policeman Xianrentiao, and was framed to sell sex.When I arrived at the police station, I gave the director a hard fix, that is, at that time, I met Song Yunfei.Back and forth, plus the robber case, we actually became friends. "
Regarding Lin Yan's fairy dance, Ran Jing didn't think that Lin Yan was making up a story. With Lin Yan's ability, as long as he didn't do anything wrong, he would never let others manipulate him.
Ran Jing looked at Lin Yan, and said shyly, "Even if the traffic police don't care about it, if you are caught, you will be ashamed."
Hearing Ran Jing talking about embarrassment, Lin Yan couldn't help grinning.Ran Hong and Liu Changsheng were playing car shock on the Qixi Festival, but they were surprised by themselves. Liu Changsheng made a mistake in his busy schedule and drove the car into the ditch.
Lin Yan thought that when he took Ran Hong out of the car, the beauty was also in a vacuum, and that was embarrassing.The passion in the car between myself and Ran Jing is called no danger, and what I want to play car shock is this excitement.
Seeing Lin Yan's nasty smile, Ran Jing said angrily, "You bad guy, I'm almost scared to death, you still have the heart to laugh, you are so heartless. If you really let these traffic policemen catch you , do you think they will be so good? It's a shame."
Lin Yan looked upright, and said solemnly: "Sister Jing, there is no shame in this. According to the current fashion, this is Che Zhen. Secretary Ran, you are a high-achieving student at Yenching University. Let me ask you a question. Do you know who invented the car shock?"
As a woman in the new era, now that the network information is so developed, Ran Jing has naturally heard of the term Che Zhen a long time ago.
When she first understood what the car shaking was about, Ran Jing thought it was very novel, and also had a slight disdain, feeling that it was just a game for some boring people.
Ran Jing didn't expect that, with the passing of time, she and Lin Yan would play a car shock game.However, with this practice, Ran Jing also changed her opinion at random. It seems that her own ideas are still a bit behind, and new things may not be bad.
Hearing that Lin Yan actually took the car to test herself, Ran Jingxiu frowned, and said unhappily: "You are so thick-skinned, such a thing still has the right to invent it? It must have been created by those Western liberals first, and then it was discovered by others." You bad guys have learned."
Lin Yan smiled badly, and said, "Sister Jing, don't be obsessed with foreigners! How could those red-haired devils in the West think of such a romantic invention. In fact, the right to this invention definitely belongs to us Huaxia."
Ran Jing gave Lin Yan a white look, and said disdainfully: "Just fool around. Did you learn from Bangziguo, and press everything on yourself."
Lin Yan said solemnly: "Sister Jing, I am not fooling you. This is well documented. Far up the cold mountain, the stone path is slanted, and there are people in the depths of the white clouds. Stop and sit in the maple forest at night, and the frost leaves are red in February. Flowers. This is a poem by Du Mu, a great poet of the Tang Dynasty. It has been clearly stated in it, stop and love, right?
This poem would look like this if translated into modern vernacular.One evening, the poet took his girlfriend to visit friends in the mountains. The mountain road was winding, and under the setting sun, the maple leaves were in full swing.In this situation, the poet and his girlfriend were infected, and they were full of love. They couldn't bear it anymore, so they simply stopped the car and had a romantic relationship!
According to Zhuanjia's textual research, this is the earliest written record about Che Zhen, and it was written by poets in the late Tang Dynasty.This invention right definitely belongs to Du Mu, and foreigners cannot win it. "
Hearing what Lin Yan said, Ran Jing couldn't bear it anymore, and burst out laughing!My God, there is still such an explanation of Tang poetry!
Ran Jing giggled, stretched out her fist and beat Lin Yan's thigh, and teased: "Lin Yan, this must have been explained by your expert from South China University! You can see clearly, the poet is talking about sitting love, It's not your hairy bastards. It's a godly logic, and a godly play."
Lin Yan chuckled and said, "I don't understand. Sitting and doing are colloquial characters, which were commonly used in ancient times. Even if they are not colloquial characters, they are poets who are more reserved, and they speak very artistically, don't they?"
When they met for the first time, Ran Jing learned Lin Yan's eloquence and knew that she was not his opponent.Ran Jing had no choice but to bow down and said with a smile: "I have convinced you. This is the research result of your South China University. You can apply for a national patent."
The two laughed for a while before Lin Yan passed Ran Jing's little lace over.Ran Jing took her little lace, and immediately blushed again. It turned out that she was already completely wet.
According to Ran Jing's hygiene habits, she would never wear such a small underwear again.It's just that the current situation is special, there is no changeable underwear in the car, so I can't just keep it in a vacuum all the time, I can only make an exception and let it go!
However, Ran Jing just put one foot in, and she felt goosebumps all over her body, which was very uncomfortable.The big beauty gritted her silver teeth and said angrily, "Lin Yan, you scoundrel, you are the one who killed me."
Seeing that Ran Jing was embarrassed, Lin Yan also saw the embarrassment of the big beauty, and said very considerately: "Sister Jing, why don't we drive directly to the supermarket, you wait in the car, and I will go in and buy underwear for you. There is a large convenience supermarket not far from the outer ring, which is very convenient.”
Ran Jing's heart suddenly warmed up, she didn't expect this Xiaoqing to be so considerate.After thinking about it, he nodded. It was really difficult for him to wear such clothes.
"Okay, let's go there right away. When we get there, I'll wait in the car. Be quick with your hands and feet." Ran Jing said softly.After being reminded by Lin Yan, Ran Jing also remembered that there is indeed a large supermarket not far in front, which is the largest in Jeju, and she once drove here to buy things.
Ran Jing estimated that it would take no more than 10 minutes to drive there from the current location, which is more convenient than going back to her mother's house to change clothes.Ran Jing has already broken through the most crucial step with Lin Yan, she has no secrets in front of Lin Yan, and of course she doesn't mind changing her underwear in front of this guy.
The torrential rain had turned into a patter of light rain, and after a storm, the air became clean and cool.
Ran Jing drove the van all the way towards the supermarket.Due to the vacuum under the skirt, Ran Jing felt extremely refreshed.Seeing that the driver was a beautiful woman, many drivers subconsciously cast appreciative glances. If they knew that the beautiful driver was driving in a vacuum, how would they feel?
Ten minutes later, Ran Jing parked the car in the parking lot of the supermarket, took out a red old man ticket from her bag, and said shyly, "Lin Yan, please run."
Lin Yan waved his hand lightly, and said solemnly: "I have money on me, what brand are you wearing?"
Ran Jing smiled wryly and shook her head, what time is it, and what brand do you care about, it's just a temporary rescue.Seeing that there was no one around, Ran Jing half-jokingly told Lin Yan, as long as it was a woman's style, if there is no woman's style, then a man's style is also required.
Lin Yan's movements were quick, and he came out of the supermarket in less than 5 minutes.
Ran Jing took the things that Lin Yan handed over and looked at them, her heart suddenly moved.This handsome guy is really careful, and he turned out to be his favorite brand.
After tidying up, Ran Jing took out her mobile phone and called the melon farmer in charge.The melon farmers reported to Ran Jing that the traffic police had already let them go, and each car was only fined 20 yuan symbolically. They had already driven their cars into the fruit market in the rain.As soon as the rain stops, it can be wholesaled to the outside world.
Ran Jing learned about the situation of melon farmers, started the van, and said, "Lin Yan, let's go to the wholesale market area."
Lin Yan waved his hand and said meaningfully: "Sister Jing, you are the party secretary of Langshan Township, not a melon dealer. We have opened up a market for the melon farmers and settled all difficulties. Your work as the party secretary has been successfully completed. Then it is their own job, and no one can replace it."
Ran Jing nodded, feeling that what Lin Yan said made sense, and tentatively asked, "Lin Yan, shall I send you back?"
Lin Yan chuckled and said, "Sister Jing, let's both turn off the phone, don't let anyone disturb you, and spend a romantic weekend together."
Lin Yan was taken aback for a moment, and asked maliciously: "What are you bringing, isn't it asking for money?"
Ran Jingxiu frowned, reached out and twisted Lin Yan's thigh, and said angrily: "You bad guy, who do you think I am! Where's my little nephew?"
Hearing what Ran Jing said, Lin Yan noticed that the two of them were only interested in talking about love, and there was still a vacuum under the beautiful woman's skirt.Lin Yan remembered that when the two embraced passionately just now, Lin Yan took off Ran Jing's little lace and left it on the back seat of the car.
Lin Yan leaned back, stretched out his arm and grabbed Xiao Laisi in his hand, and was about to hand it to Ran Jing, when a police car stopped in front of the van with its siren sounding.
Seeing the police coming, Lin Yan didn't know what they meant, could it be anti-pornography?Lin Yan quickly rolled up Ran Jing's little lace and held it in his hand.
Ran Jing also spotted the police car, her pretty face flushed, she quickly left Lin Yan, and sat in the driver's seat, her little heart skipped a beat and lifted her heart to her throat.
At this moment, there is still a vacuum under the big beauty's skirt, which is unusually cool.The police had already arrived, and the busier and more chaotic it was, it was obviously too late to put on underwear.Ran Jing glared at Lin Yan fiercely, and had no choice but to close her pair of jade legs tightly together, and sat still in the driver's seat, for fear of leaking out the spring.
Ran Jing glanced outside and found that the rain had become much lighter.Looking at the police car parked in front, Ran Jing suddenly remembered that on the main road in Jeju, all kinds of surveillance cameras are densely covered.The scene of passionate love between him and Lin Yan just now, wouldn't it have been filmed.If this is really the case, it will become a joke, how embarrassing it is!
The police car stopped in front of the van, and two traffic policemen jumped out of it.A fat traffic policeman came to Ran Jing, gave a military salute, and asked enthusiastically: "Hello, we are patrolling the road and saw that you have been parked here for a long time. Today's heavy rain is very sudden, is it a vehicle What's wrong, do you need our help?"
Ran Jing's pretty face was like a burning cloud, and she quickly waved her hand lightly and said, "No, it's different, there is nothing wrong with our vehicle, let's go now..."
Seeing that the big beauty was a little flustered, Lin Yan shook his head lightly, it was easy to expose the target.
Lin Yan waved at the traffic policeman and said with a smile on his face, "Thank you, Comrade Police, it's really hard work to come out to patrol in such heavy rain. Comrade, what is your police number? I want to write a letter of commendation to the newspaper."
Hearing what Lin Yan said, the chubby traffic policeman felt very useful, and said amiably: "It's not hard work, it's right to serve the people." Then, the traffic policeman took another step forward, deliberately letting Lin Yan see Clear the alarm number.Being able to get praise from the masses and show your face in the media is of great benefit to personal progress.
While writing down the alarm number, Lin Yan casually complimented the traffic policeman, and the traffic policeman finally drove away contentedly.
Watching the police car go away, Ran Jing still had a pretty face flushed, put her hand on her chest, took a long breath, and said, "I was scared to death. If the traffic police came 5 minutes earlier, we would not be ashamed to death!"
Lin Yan chuckled and said, "Sister Jing, what are you afraid of, we are not engaged in sex trafficking, these traffic policemen are too lenient.
Let me tell you a story, when I just went to Jeju for an interview, I met the policeman Xianrentiao, and was framed to sell sex.When I arrived at the police station, I gave the director a hard fix, that is, at that time, I met Song Yunfei.Back and forth, plus the robber case, we actually became friends. "
Regarding Lin Yan's fairy dance, Ran Jing didn't think that Lin Yan was making up a story. With Lin Yan's ability, as long as he didn't do anything wrong, he would never let others manipulate him.
Ran Jing looked at Lin Yan, and said shyly, "Even if the traffic police don't care about it, if you are caught, you will be ashamed."
Hearing Ran Jing talking about embarrassment, Lin Yan couldn't help grinning.Ran Hong and Liu Changsheng were playing car shock on the Qixi Festival, but they were surprised by themselves. Liu Changsheng made a mistake in his busy schedule and drove the car into the ditch.
Lin Yan thought that when he took Ran Hong out of the car, the beauty was also in a vacuum, and that was embarrassing.The passion in the car between myself and Ran Jing is called no danger, and what I want to play car shock is this excitement.
Seeing Lin Yan's nasty smile, Ran Jing said angrily, "You bad guy, I'm almost scared to death, you still have the heart to laugh, you are so heartless. If you really let these traffic policemen catch you , do you think they will be so good? It's a shame."
Lin Yan looked upright, and said solemnly: "Sister Jing, there is no shame in this. According to the current fashion, this is Che Zhen. Secretary Ran, you are a high-achieving student at Yenching University. Let me ask you a question. Do you know who invented the car shock?"
As a woman in the new era, now that the network information is so developed, Ran Jing has naturally heard of the term Che Zhen a long time ago.
When she first understood what the car shaking was about, Ran Jing thought it was very novel, and also had a slight disdain, feeling that it was just a game for some boring people.
Ran Jing didn't expect that, with the passing of time, she and Lin Yan would play a car shock game.However, with this practice, Ran Jing also changed her opinion at random. It seems that her own ideas are still a bit behind, and new things may not be bad.
Hearing that Lin Yan actually took the car to test herself, Ran Jingxiu frowned, and said unhappily: "You are so thick-skinned, such a thing still has the right to invent it? It must have been created by those Western liberals first, and then it was discovered by others." You bad guys have learned."
Lin Yan smiled badly, and said, "Sister Jing, don't be obsessed with foreigners! How could those red-haired devils in the West think of such a romantic invention. In fact, the right to this invention definitely belongs to us Huaxia."
Ran Jing gave Lin Yan a white look, and said disdainfully: "Just fool around. Did you learn from Bangziguo, and press everything on yourself."
Lin Yan said solemnly: "Sister Jing, I am not fooling you. This is well documented. Far up the cold mountain, the stone path is slanted, and there are people in the depths of the white clouds. Stop and sit in the maple forest at night, and the frost leaves are red in February. Flowers. This is a poem by Du Mu, a great poet of the Tang Dynasty. It has been clearly stated in it, stop and love, right?
This poem would look like this if translated into modern vernacular.One evening, the poet took his girlfriend to visit friends in the mountains. The mountain road was winding, and under the setting sun, the maple leaves were in full swing.In this situation, the poet and his girlfriend were infected, and they were full of love. They couldn't bear it anymore, so they simply stopped the car and had a romantic relationship!
According to Zhuanjia's textual research, this is the earliest written record about Che Zhen, and it was written by poets in the late Tang Dynasty.This invention right definitely belongs to Du Mu, and foreigners cannot win it. "
Hearing what Lin Yan said, Ran Jing couldn't bear it anymore, and burst out laughing!My God, there is still such an explanation of Tang poetry!
Ran Jing giggled, stretched out her fist and beat Lin Yan's thigh, and teased: "Lin Yan, this must have been explained by your expert from South China University! You can see clearly, the poet is talking about sitting love, It's not your hairy bastards. It's a godly logic, and a godly play."
Lin Yan chuckled and said, "I don't understand. Sitting and doing are colloquial characters, which were commonly used in ancient times. Even if they are not colloquial characters, they are poets who are more reserved, and they speak very artistically, don't they?"
When they met for the first time, Ran Jing learned Lin Yan's eloquence and knew that she was not his opponent.Ran Jing had no choice but to bow down and said with a smile: "I have convinced you. This is the research result of your South China University. You can apply for a national patent."
The two laughed for a while before Lin Yan passed Ran Jing's little lace over.Ran Jing took her little lace, and immediately blushed again. It turned out that she was already completely wet.
According to Ran Jing's hygiene habits, she would never wear such a small underwear again.It's just that the current situation is special, there is no changeable underwear in the car, so I can't just keep it in a vacuum all the time, I can only make an exception and let it go!
However, Ran Jing just put one foot in, and she felt goosebumps all over her body, which was very uncomfortable.The big beauty gritted her silver teeth and said angrily, "Lin Yan, you scoundrel, you are the one who killed me."
Seeing that Ran Jing was embarrassed, Lin Yan also saw the embarrassment of the big beauty, and said very considerately: "Sister Jing, why don't we drive directly to the supermarket, you wait in the car, and I will go in and buy underwear for you. There is a large convenience supermarket not far from the outer ring, which is very convenient.”
Ran Jing's heart suddenly warmed up, she didn't expect this Xiaoqing to be so considerate.After thinking about it, he nodded. It was really difficult for him to wear such clothes.
"Okay, let's go there right away. When we get there, I'll wait in the car. Be quick with your hands and feet." Ran Jing said softly.After being reminded by Lin Yan, Ran Jing also remembered that there is indeed a large supermarket not far in front, which is the largest in Jeju, and she once drove here to buy things.
Ran Jing estimated that it would take no more than 10 minutes to drive there from the current location, which is more convenient than going back to her mother's house to change clothes.Ran Jing has already broken through the most crucial step with Lin Yan, she has no secrets in front of Lin Yan, and of course she doesn't mind changing her underwear in front of this guy.
The torrential rain had turned into a patter of light rain, and after a storm, the air became clean and cool.
Ran Jing drove the van all the way towards the supermarket.Due to the vacuum under the skirt, Ran Jing felt extremely refreshed.Seeing that the driver was a beautiful woman, many drivers subconsciously cast appreciative glances. If they knew that the beautiful driver was driving in a vacuum, how would they feel?
Ten minutes later, Ran Jing parked the car in the parking lot of the supermarket, took out a red old man ticket from her bag, and said shyly, "Lin Yan, please run."
Lin Yan waved his hand lightly, and said solemnly: "I have money on me, what brand are you wearing?"
Ran Jing smiled wryly and shook her head, what time is it, and what brand do you care about, it's just a temporary rescue.Seeing that there was no one around, Ran Jing half-jokingly told Lin Yan, as long as it was a woman's style, if there is no woman's style, then a man's style is also required.
Lin Yan's movements were quick, and he came out of the supermarket in less than 5 minutes.
Ran Jing took the things that Lin Yan handed over and looked at them, her heart suddenly moved.This handsome guy is really careful, and he turned out to be his favorite brand.
After tidying up, Ran Jing took out her mobile phone and called the melon farmer in charge.The melon farmers reported to Ran Jing that the traffic police had already let them go, and each car was only fined 20 yuan symbolically. They had already driven their cars into the fruit market in the rain.As soon as the rain stops, it can be wholesaled to the outside world.
Ran Jing learned about the situation of melon farmers, started the van, and said, "Lin Yan, let's go to the wholesale market area."
Lin Yan waved his hand and said meaningfully: "Sister Jing, you are the party secretary of Langshan Township, not a melon dealer. We have opened up a market for the melon farmers and settled all difficulties. Your work as the party secretary has been successfully completed. Then it is their own job, and no one can replace it."
Ran Jing nodded, feeling that what Lin Yan said made sense, and tentatively asked, "Lin Yan, shall I send you back?"
Lin Yan chuckled and said, "Sister Jing, let's both turn off the phone, don't let anyone disturb you, and spend a romantic weekend together."
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