proud of the official way

As soon as everyone sat down, the waiter quickly brought up the food and wine.

Township restaurants don't pay much attention to the form of the dishes, but they are absolutely affordable. They are all big plates and big pots, with twelve dishes filling a table.

Braised pangolins in brown sauce, dog meat in old soup, secret devil meat, stewed donkey penis, all authentic country-style dishes.

According to the work regulations of Jeju agencies, drinking alcohol is prohibited at lunchtime.However, the system is stuck on the wall. In a remote town like Langshan Township, people talk about it at most, but few people really abide by it.

Chen Zhongli asked the opinions of several township cadres, and asked the waiter to serve two boxes of Guojiao, a total of twelve bottles.A lesbian was present and ordered another bottle of Changyu Dry Red.

There were a total of ten people sitting there, the driver didn't drink alcohol, and Qin Xiuli was removed, eight people had twelve bottles of wine, and the average share was one and a half catties.

Lin Yan saw that the two little girls brought over two boxes of liquor, and nodded slightly. It seems that the wine style in Langshan Township is quite strong, and maybe he can find three or two drinking friends to drink with him in the future.

Chen Bing found out that he had drunk so much high-strength liquor, he quickly waved his hands and said with a smile: "Secretary Chen, I am most afraid of the alcoholism in your Langshan Township. Whenever I come to eat, I still can't relax the next day after I go back.

Let me first explain that my wife has explained in advance that she should drink less alcohol and eat more vegetables.Today, at most half a catty of wine is more than this amount, so I have to ask comrades from Langshan to replace the wine. "

Chen Zhongli laughed and said: "Chief Chen, don't be modest. Who doesn't know that you are a strongman in the organization department of the county party committee. You claim that you can't lose a kilogram. I don't know how many leaders have been drunk by you. Why did you come to our Langshan Township? Be humble now, are you worried that we won't be able to accompany you?"

As he said that, Chen Zhongli pointed to Qin Dali beside him, and said with a smile, "Major Qin is a well-known drinker in our Langshan Township. He is accompanied by Township Chief Qin, and I promise to let Section Chief Chen have a good time."

Qin Dali cupped his hands at Chen Bing, and said with a smile, "Section Chief Chen, we haven't had dinner together for a while, and today we must risk our lives to accompany the gentleman, and let Section Chief Chen have a good time."

Chen Bing waved his hands again and again, you guys have discussed it, and you are going to get me drunk.

Liu Ming, the director of the Party and Government Office, glanced at Qin Xiuli, and said with a smile: "Section Chief Chen, today is a beautiful woman with good wine, everyone is drunk if the wine is not drunk!"

Qin Xiuli kept showing courtesy to Section Chief Chen, and Yingsheng Yanyu was very caring, which made Liu Ming very jealous.

As the director of the party and government office, Liu Ming had the most dealings with Qin Xiuli.This beautiful young woman lived separately from her husband, which made Liu Ming fantasize and tried to tease her many times, but it was a pity that he didn't get started.

Qin Xiuli gave Liu Ming a blank look, and said angrily: "Director Liu, you started talking drunk before you drank. A half-aged lady like me is still called a beauty? Do you want to acidify everyone's front teeth?"

The women on the wine table are always a topic of discussion among the men, and Song Weiping, the deputy township head, also joined in the fun, saying that mature women like Qin Xiuli are attractive, killing those young girls instantly.

Song Weiping took the lead, Zhang Shengxian, the deputy mayor, also started to beat the side drums, and even Chen Zhongli praised Qin Xiuli with ill intentions.

In the end, Qin Dali stepped forward, as the elder brother of the family, to help Qin Xiuli out of the siege with a lewd smile on his face, and finally ended the pre-drink appetizer farce.

Chen Zhongli is the third in command of Langshan Township. He held up his wine glass, and on behalf of the Party Committee and Government of Langshan Township, he warmly welcomed Section Chief Chen to come to Langshan to guide his work, and warmly welcomed Lin Yan to go to Langshan for training.

According to the rules of Langshan Township, after all the staff had three glasses of wine, everyone began to carry out projects under various names.

Chen Bing was the leader from the county, so it was naturally the focus of everyone's toast. Several township cadres toasted Chen Bing one by one.With this round of drinking, Chen Bing's statement that he only drank half a catty of wine immediately became nonsense.

As a cadre assigned by the municipal party committee, Lin Yan reported to Langshan Township today. This working meal was actually Lin Yan's welcome banquet, and naturally became the focus of everyone's attention.

For this little wine, Lin Yan naturally wouldn't take it to heart.However, the wine market is like a battlefield, and it is definitely not a wise move to expose one's strength as soon as you come up.

Facing the toasts of the township cadres in turn, Lin Yan was very low-key, seemingly incompetent but also hard-pressed, so he had to reluctantly do it.

After Qin Dali made a toast to Lin Yan, seeing that Lin Yan seemed a bit reluctant, he curled his lips in disdain, and said eccentrically, "Section Chief Lin, the work in the township is not as good as that in the municipal government. The people below are rough people, and many tasks are difficult. It was settled at the wine table. As long as the wine is drunk, the matter will be settled.

Chief Lin, let me give you a suggestion. You should exercise your drinking capacity in the future, which will benefit your future work. "

Hearing Qin Dali's reminder, Lin Yan smiled calmly, and said, "Thank you, Chief Qin, I will definitely practice my drinking capacity. If there is a chance, I will ask Chief Qin to give me some pointers."

Qin Dali waved his hand arrogantly, and said proudly: "Chief Lin, I can't talk about giving advice, but I have some experience. If you want to improve your drinking capacity, don't be afraid to get drunk. This is called hitting the limit. Remember, every Get drunk once, and the next time your drinking capacity will go up to a higher level..."

Hearing what Qin Dali said, Lin Yan grinned lightly, this is simply misleading!In addition to being related to a person's physique, the amount of alcohol can only be gradually increased by adapting slowly.I have been drinking with my master since I was five years old, and I still don't understand this truth.

After dealing with the outsiders, the cadres of Langshan Township began to kill each other.

Qin Dali was the first to find Qin Xiuli, one girl at a time, and must offer two drinks to the beauty.

Seeing Qin Dali's sour look, Lin Yan shook his head. This guy regarded himself as Qin Xiuli's elder brother, but he didn't have any good intentions.

Qin Xiuli couldn't refuse, so she had to accompany Qin Dali with red wine.

Qin Dali drank it down in one gulp, and found that Qin Xiuli's wine glass had only gone down a small amount, so he quit immediately, and made Qin Xiuli drink too.

Qin Xiuli pointed to her goblet, then pointed to Qin Dali's small wine glass, and said, "Major Qin, please see clearly, mine is bigger than yours..."

Qin Dali smiled and said, "Sister, of course I understand that you are indeed bigger than mine, a circle bigger, otherwise, you won't be able to get in..."

Hearing what Qin Dali said, everyone laughed.Although what this guy said was very cryptic, he was a man but he could understand what it meant.

Qin Xiuli knew that Qin Dali was taking advantage of her, but she couldn't help but be annoyed.This guy is very cunning, he didn't utter a dirty word at all, but he said that thing to the fullest.

The beautiful young woman Li blushed immediately, pointing at Qin Dali and scolding: "Qin Dali, you are still the deputy mayor in charge of culture and education, do you look like a cultural person? You are just an old hooligan."

After being scolded by the beauty, Qin Dali was not in a hurry or annoyed, and said solemnly: "Sister, you must have a basis for what you say, why am I uneducated? I have studied Chinese culture deeply and worked very hard.

Girl, don't believe me, let me ask you a question.Li Bai, the great poet of the Tang Dynasty, is very famous. Everyone should know that he can recite several famous lines of the poet.

You know that Li Bai is not very capable, do you know what is the name of Li Bai's wife and daughter? "

When Qin Dali asked such a question, not only several township cadres shook their heads slightly, but Lin Yan also frowned. He had never heard of it before.

As a woman, Qin Xiuli can naturally realize that this guy must have no good intentions in raising such a question.

However, in the grass-roots wine market, telling jokes and pornographic jokes has become commonplace. Qin Xiuli has long adapted to such an environment, but she is just putting on a show, and she is not really angry.

Qin Xiuli smiled disdainfully and said, "Qin Dali, don't show off, I graduated from technical secondary school anyway, and there is no such record in any book."

Qin Dali smiled lewdly, and said: "Sister, you are ignorant. I will impart some knowledge to you selflessly, remember it.

In Li Bai's famous poem, "Looking at the Lushan Waterfall", the great poet has already told us clearly what his wife's name is and what his daughter's name is. "

""Looking at the Lushan Waterfall"? The sun is shining on the censer and the purple smoke is coming out..." Qin Xiuli unknowingly boarded Qin Dali's thief boat, and subconsciously memorized this ancient poem.

"No, there are only four lines in this poem. Where did Li Bai say what is his wife's name and what is his daughter's name?" Qin Xiuli recited it silently, but she didn't find any mystery, she frowned and questioned.

Qin Dali glanced at the crowd, smiled wickedly, and said seductively: "Sister, please taste this ancient poem carefully, especially the first sentence..."

"Rizhao censer produces purple smoke, day...Sheng. Qin Dali, you are such a rascal!" Qin Xiuli just repeated the two words, and immediately tasted the taste, scolding, while grabbing a pair of chopsticks on the table, yes Qin Dali smashed it over.

Not only Qin Xiuli came to her senses, but everyone else also came to her senses, causing everyone to roar with laughter.

Qin Dali hastily covered his head with his hands, and when he escaped Qin Xiuli's attack, Qin Dali said with some grievances: "Everyone, please judge me, why am I a rascal, what the great poet said clearly, Madam called According to the censer, according to the purple smoke from the censer, I just revealed an eternal mystery."

With Qin Dali's pornographic joke, the atmosphere in the wine hall suddenly became active, and everyone took advantage of the excitement to drink a lot.

Qin Dali has a good capacity for drinking, and he was very active today, without anyone's persuasion, he has already drank more than a catty of white wine, and he is a bit drunk, talking more often, talking non-stop.

Liu Ming stood next to Qin Dali and encouraged him: "Major Qin, as the saying goes, you always walk by the river without getting your shoes wet. With such a drinking capacity, Chief Qin must have often passed five trials and killed six generals, but you also There must be a time when we go to Maicheng. Tell everyone that we are ugly and let us increase our sense of presence."

Qin Dali smiled lewdly, and said: "People who drink often, shame is inevitable. Let me reveal to everyone that this has something to do with our beautiful secretary..."

Hearing Qin Dali mention Ran Jing, Lin Yan immediately became concerned, wondering if this guy could spit out ivory.