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"Uncle Shan, that's the end of the matter. As long as you fix it for me, money or anything is not a problem." Zhang Erzhu patted his stomach and said fiercely. In front of everyone, she is arrogant, not only born with supernatural powers, but also married to the beautiful woman Jinhua.

"This matter mainly depends on whether you are sincere or not. You know that things about the upper body of the ghost often have a knot in your heart. I'm just showing you a way. It's up to you whether you can get out. Well!" Duan Yanshan, an old fox, would not show any flaws.

"It must be possible." Zhang Erzhu patted his swarthy belly excitedly.

"Uncle Shan, you must help us anyway!" Jin Hua couldn't get in the way, but she became excited when she heard this, and she leaned forward, revealing the deep gully on her chest inadvertently. Out.

"Well, Ergou, go get some food and eat with the brothers and sisters-in-law of the Zhang family!" Duan Yanshan swallowed hard, he had long coveted Jinhua, a beauty, and this time he had another chance Come on, his eyes rolled.

"How dare you have the nerve to eat at Uncle Shan's place!" Jin Hua stood up, her chest was completely hidden, and two beautiful peaches flashed in front of Duan Yanshan's eyes, and she immediately stood up straight because of Jin Hua body and disappeared.

"Eat here, eat here!" Duan Yanshan quickly jumped off the bamboo bed and grabbed the Jinhua couple who were about to leave.Duan Yanshan secretly exerted force on the hand holding Jinhua, ah!Although this hand does farm work every day, it is still so soft, as soft as boneless. If I put this hand on my body and touch it, it will be...

"Let's eat here." Ma Ergou also said beside him.

Zhang Erzhu saw that the broken rock was being pulled hard, and he couldn't break free, so he had no choice but to say: "Then eat at Uncle Shan's place. Jinhua, go and help Ergou cook!"

"Oh, it's really troublesome Uncle Shan!" Jin Hua also felt that Duan Yanshan was exerting force on his hands, and only thought that he was enthusiastically keeping them for this meal, but who knew Duan Yanshan's method of keeping them for a meal The first is that I just saw the two majestic Wushan goddess peaks in Jinhua, and I want to feel it from a long distance.Second, when eating, he would pretend to suddenly think of something and then ask for the price again. This was all eaten at someone else's house, and it was hard for Jinhua and the others to refuse anything.

"Come on, drink some more water." Duan Yanshan poured water for Zhang Erzhu graciously.

"Yeah, Uncle Shan, come and smoke another cigarette!" Duan Yanshan's method worked again, and he exchanged a bowl of cold water for a cigarette.

Jin Hua entered the kitchen, and Ma Ergou was cleaning the pot.The rural rice here is cooked in an electric rice cooker, and all dishes are cooked on the stove.

Jin Hua stuffed a few pieces of coal into the stove, and seeing Ma Ergou busy on the stove, a ripple appeared in her heart.

The men in this rural area are more or less machismo. Zhang Erzhu's machismo is particularly strong. On weekdays, the two of them work in the fields together, but when they arrive at home, Zhang Erzhu just lies there motionless. Everything is handled by her.Tell him to help with something, not only not doing it, but also swearing!

Ma Ergou, a student who just graduated from high school, is tall and handsome, with a bit of childishness and a straightforward temper, all of which are humanistic habits that have not been refined by society!He followed Duan Yanshan because this cunning old man felt that he was old, and he needed an errand runner by his side. Generally speaking, junior high school graduates in rural areas went out to work, but this horse Ergou suffers from being alone and having no one. According to him, this section of Yanshan also often helped him, so I had to follow Duan Yanshan first.

Jin Hua stared at Ma Ergou who was cleaning the pot on the stove, scooped water from the water tank and poured it into the pot, picked up the pot spoon and didn't know where to put it, her posture and movements were very stiff.She couldn't help laughing in her heart, this is what a man does.

Jinhua decided to go up to help Ergou do these things, so she went up.

Ergou was obsessed with what he was doing, and didn't even notice that the golden flower in front of the stove had come to him. It was just that when he turned around, he suddenly felt that the back of his hand to the elbow seemed to be stuck on it. It’s the same as a cotton bag, soft and warm, but it’s more elastic than a cotton bag, and it feels closer to people. It’s so comfortable that Ma Ergou thinks he’s hallucinating, so he puts his hand on it again and it feels like a cotton bag. It is arched in places that are much more comfortable than cotton bags.

So comfortable!Ma Ergou once again really felt that this was not an illusion, and secondly, it was a warm and soft feeling that he had never enjoyed before.Slowly, he also discovered that this thing has outlines, not one ball, but two balls, more specifically, it seems to be two balls, no, it is two peaches~~ Thinking about it again, it seems that he just The two tall and straight goddess peaks of sister-in-law Jinhua seen in the yard!

Thinking of this, Ma Ergou couldn't help retracting his hand, and looked up, and saw that Jinhua's sister-in-law who was still in front of the stove just now was gone.Just in a daze, the thing in his hand was suddenly taken away by someone else, Ma Ergou looked at it, it turned out that Jinhua's sister-in-law had come to him, and the place where his hand just touched was exactly what he had just thought s position!

Ma Ergou yelled in his heart that it was not good, this time he might be slapped by Jinhua's sister-in-law!

"Let me do it!" Jin Hua said. She didn't expect the situation just now to happen, but Ma Ergou was unintentional in the first place. Besides, it feels good to be wrecked by Ma Ergou on the two mountain peaks. It was the two of them who became husband and wife, so Qin Se could cook in the kitchen in harmony, and it would be nice to have some excitement once in a while!

Unexpectedly, Jinhua's sister-in-law didn't mean to blame him for his indecent behavior. Although Ma Ergou's embarrassment has been relieved a lot, his heart is still pounding!And it feels so good!

After going through what happened just now, the two of them recalled the subtleties in their hearts, without saying too much, and then quickly finished the dinner with the cooperation of each other.

Then the few people had a meal and agreed to go to exorcise ghosts, not to mention the day.

When the day came, Ma Ergou helped Duan Yanshan get things, and Duan Yanshan walked in front with ease, and arrived at Zhang Erzhu's house at noon.The old fox Duan Yanshan finally negotiated with Zhang Erzhu that the price of exorcising ghosts would be 240 yuan, and they would start at [-]:[-] noon on the agreed day and end at [-]:[-] pm.

Zhang Erzhu and Jin Hua prepared lunch and waited for the two of them. When they got home, they ate first and rested for a long time before starting to do things. It's not that Duan Yanshan is lazy to do it on Ergou's body, it's just that during the daytime, everyone in the neighborhood has gone to work in the field, and no one came here to watch, Duan Yanshan saves some energy, When the folks come back from work later, there will definitely be people around to watch. At that time, Duan Yanshan will do his best to dance those dances that others don't understand, sing those tunes that others don't understand, and do those things that others don't understand. Rituals I don't understand.

Jin Hua was very happy to see Ma Ergou coming, and Jin Hua was very cooperative when Ma Ergou was busy looking for something. When it was hot, Ma Ergou soon became tired and sweaty, so Jinhua hurried I went to fetch cold water and put it aside.When Ma Ergou gulped down the cold water, he looked at Jin Hua with gratitude.Ma Ergou's tender eyes met with Jinhua's behavior, and his heart was very agitated.

After working for a long time, Duan Yanshan came in, lit a few bunches of incense, and put them on the table, then asked Zhang Erzhu to kneel in front of the table, and stuffed the piece of plantain bark into Ma Ergou's hand, so that He kept patting Zhang Ergou's back waist, then sat down on the top of the table on the broken rock, murmured words, and asked Zhang Erzhu something from time to time, but Zhang Erzhu didn't know what to say, only ummm Answered indiscriminately.

The afternoon sun shone into the main room of Zhang Erzhu's house, and it was so hot that it hurt people's eyes.Duan Yanshan naturally sat in a place out of the sun, and Ma Ergou stood aside, feeling as if one side of his face was almost cooked.And Zhang Erzhu, who was kneeling on the ground, was naturally the hottest person. The banana bark Ma Ergou was holding just hit him lightly, so naturally it didn't hurt.

"The God of the South blesses me, Zhang Erzhu, and Guanshiyin of the South China Sea is merciful, send me Zhang Erzhu's children and grandchildren~~~~" Duan Yanshan sang with a long ending, Zhang Erzhu kept wiping his sweat, and his knees became a little numb.

"Zhang Erzhu, this envoy is asking you, you are a chaotic devil, you don't know how to turn around?" Duan Yanshan knocked hard on the table with a token made of wood.

"Yes!" Although Zhang Erzhu was hot and tired, he still tightened his nerves and answered the question carefully, for fear of offending the gods and causing disasters because of his disrespect.

"Well~God bless me, the disaster is gone, my emissary, Duan Yanshan, asked the patriarch to send magic soldiers to get rid of the demons." Duan Yanshan suddenly jumped up, pulled out the sword made of peach wood at the side, and swung it out of thin air a few times. Then sheathed it again.

"Since the magic soldiers are out, the soldiers and horses have not moved, the food and grass go first, and the Yin money and Yang money are offered at the same time." Duan Yanshan took a stack of yellow paper and lit it everywhere.

"Jinhua, put some rice in a big bowl, and put 12 yuan on top of the rice."

"You don't have enough yin money, so give more yang money, or you won't be able to invite magic soldiers!" Duan Yanshan said to Zhang Erzhu, who was kneeling on the ground, "Get up!"

Zhang Erzhu got up from the ground as if he had received an amnesty. It turned out that the money was worth one yuan and two yuan, but now it has increased tenfold to 12 yuan. It seems that Zhang Erzhu will take one less pack Smoked.But now that he can stand up, Zhang Erzhu's discomfort is gone!

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