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Chapter 2 Am I a rookie?
Today is Saturday, which was supposed to be a holiday, but today is September NO.30, and the next one is Golden Week and National Day.Originally, the study time in the third year of senior high school was already tight, and if I let go of the one-week vacation, it would delay a lot of review time, so the school decided to make up a day of class.
Fang Mutian came to the school. As soon as he stepped into the classroom of Class [-], Senior Three, the class bell rang.
Stepping on the class bell to enter the classroom is what Fang Mutian often does. The other students in the class are already familiar with it. Not many people pay attention to Fang Mutian who walked into the classroom. They are all busy with their own affairs.
Fang Mutian also ignored those students in the class. Although he had been studying with these people for more than two years, he had no communication with them, so he went directly to the special seat in the last row of the class and sat down.This seat belongs to Fang Mutian, and he has been sitting there since he was in high school until today. No matter how other people's seats change, his seat has never changed.
There was no morning reading class today. As soon as Fang Mutian sat down, the chemistry teacher walked into the classroom, and the first chemistry class began.
But Fang Mutian didn't attend the class, he stuffed his schoolbag into the desk drawer, and fell asleep on the desk.Decided to make up for a return sleep, to see if I could chat with Zhou Gong's daughter again, and talk about life.
The chemistry teacher in class [-] of senior high school is an old man. He saw Fang Mutian sleeping soundly in class, but he didn’t wake him up. Tube.
The first class passed quickly while Fang Mutian was sleeping. Just after class, Fang Mutian also woke up, as if an alarm clock had been installed in his mind, very punctual, so that those poor students like him in the back row could watch amazed.
The reason why Fang Mutian woke up so punctually was because his bladder was so distended at this time that he wanted to go to the bathroom.
Ignoring those students who looked surprised, they hurried into the toilet. If they were not released, Fang Mutian was sure that he would pee his pants.
"Brother Fang, I thought you didn't come to class, so you came to the bathroom." As soon as Fang Mutian got out of the bathroom, Xu Jie from the sixth class next door walked towards him with a smile.
Xu Jie, like Fang Mutian, had poor grades and was a poor student in his class. Since Fang Mutian went to high school, this kid has been hanging around with him.But Xu Jie is different from Fang Mutian, Xu Jie's family background is much better than Fang Mutian's family.
"What's the matter? What's the matter with me? If it's okay, I'll go in and continue to sleep." Fang Mutian stretched his waist, glanced at Xu Jie and said.
"Sleeping is so boring, let's go, Brother Fang, let's go out to school, damn it, those leaders in the school are really useless, they should have a holiday on Saturday, and they called us to make up lessons, those grandchildren are really vicious. "Xu Jie kept cursing, very unhappy with today's make-up class.
"You boy." Hearing Xu Jie's words, Fang Mutian couldn't help but shook his head, but he also felt that what Xu Jie said was right, the school leaders were really nothing.
After thinking about it, staying at school really doesn't make much sense, he doesn't even understand the curriculum of the first year of high school, so what class is there for him?
Immediately, Fang Mutian made a decision: "Okay, listen to you, let's go, but it's agreed, you have to help me pay, I don't have any money."
"No problem, Brother Fang, you should, let's go, let's go now." Xu Jie said happily, he didn't care about the little money.
After the two decided to skip class and go to school, they ran out of the school directly, and soon came to a "Millennium Bar" near the school where they often went.
Fang Mutian and Xu Jie are regular customers of this bar. Seeing Fang Mutian and Xu Jie, the cashier of the bar shouted crisply: "Brother Fang, Brother Xu, you are here."
The cashier at the Millennium Bar is a girl named Xiao Min. She is above average in appearance. She is a nice woman, but people can't help but want to look at her more. There is no other reason, that is Because this woman has a pair of nearly 34D breasts.
Every time Fang Mutian came here, he couldn't help molesting the choppy cashier Xiao Min, and this time was naturally no exception.
"Xiao Min, your breasts are 34d, tsk tsk, they are growing so fast. The last time I came here, they were not so big. Tell my brother, is it because you have a new boyfriend recently that you have grown so big? Hurry up?" Fang Mutian stared at Xiao Min's turbulent chest, smacking his lips and said.
Hearing Fang Mutian's words, Xiao Min's face was as red as a cloud of fire, she was very shy, and said in a soft voice: "Brother Fang, you are really bad, so don't play tricks on Xiao Min, she is still at work."
Hearing Xiao Min's coquettish, coquettish words, both Fang Mutian and Xu Jie shuddered, and goose bumps could not help but pop up all over their bodies.
"Brother Fang, are you here?" Xiao Min blushed and asked Fang Mutian coquettishly.
Although Fang Mutian had developed a thick skin, seeing Xiao Min's appearance, he couldn't help but shudder, wishing he could run away.I don't know how many people this woman has gotten along with. Fang Mutian has no interest in her, but just likes to tease her with words.
"Of course I came here, otherwise you thought you were here to make soy sauce and turn on two machines for us." Xu Jie walked up with a smile at this time, took out 50 yuan and threw it on the counter, and then said: "Give me another machine." I'll take a pack of Yuxi and two bottles of water."
"Okay, Brother Xu."
Holding the membership numbers on the two cards, Fang Mutian and Xu Jie stopped chatting and went to find a machine.
Finding two empty machines sitting together, Xu Jie unpacked the newly bought cigarettes, handed one to Fang Mutian, and said with a smile: "Brother Fang, I think that girl is interesting to you, why don't you play with her?" , there is no need to be responsible anyway.”
"Don't be responsible? This woman is not as simple as it seems on the surface. Once you are attached to her, you can't get rid of it even if you want to. And even if you don't have to be responsible, I'm not interested. I don't know how many men have played with me. Not that interested." Fang Mutian shook his head.
Seeing Xu Jie's wretched expression full of enthusiasm, Fang Mutian couldn't help asking: "Boy, don't you want to play?"
"I do have such an idea, but what I want to play with the most is her pair of 34d tits. Whenever I see her turbulent breasts, I can't help the urge." Xu Jie said fell into obsession.
"****, look at you**** so-slutty look, you don't fucking want to masturbate, do you?"
"Hehe, Brother Fang is Brother Fang. You can guess such a thing. Brother Fang, you go to bed first, and I'll go to the bathroom first." After Fang Mutian explained what he was thinking, Xu Jie didn't blush at all, but With a hey smile, he stood up directly and walked towards the bathroom.
"Damn, it's really rude to meet people. I didn't expect this kid to be so coquettish." Seeing Xu Jie running to the bathroom, Fang Mutian couldn't help cursing in a low voice.
Immediately, he turned on the computer, logged in to his account, and started to log in.
In fact, Fang Mutian didn't have much to do when he came to school, but it was better than staying in school. He couldn't understand anything in class, except to sleep and read novels, and he couldn't talk, which made him go crazy.
Fang Mutian first logged in to QQ, looked at it, and found that the girl named "Ke Xin" was not there, and he was not in the mood to play QQ, so he turned off QQ.
This girl named "Ke Xin" is a friend Fang Mutian met on the Internet. He still doesn't know the real name of the other party. All he knows is that the other party is just like him. A high school student, but in terms of academic performance, he is much better than him.
As for other things, Fang Mutian knew nothing.
Fang Mutian and this girl met in the second semester of the second year of junior high school. It was also when Fang Mutian encountered an accident three years ago. At that time, Fang Mutian was upset and added her as a friend. I told the girl what happened at that time.
After finishing speaking, Fang Mutian thought that the other party would definitely call him a lunatic, but instead of doing so, the other party patiently persuaded him and comforted him.
After seeing the other party's persuasion and comfort, Fang Mutian typed the word "thank you" in the dialog box after a long time.
Since then, Fang Mutian has become good friends with this "lovable" girl. Whether it is about study or interesting things in life, they often chat on the Internet.
For this girl named "Ke Xin", Fang Mutian has a special feeling in his heart, just like being in love.
After closing QQ, there was nothing to do, so Fang Mutian casually browsed the pages.While he was browsing the page, Xu Jie, who had been going to the bathroom for a while, also came out at this time.
"Is it cool?" Fang Mutian asked with contempt after looking at the satisfied Xu Jie after the release.
"Ahem, it's okay." Xu Jie coughed dryly and smiled, then changed the subject and said, "Brother Fang, what's so interesting about page, play a game."
"It's not that you don't know. Apart from playing simple QQ games, I don't know how to play other games at all. What do you want me to play? Lianliankan? Or Fight the Landlord?" Fang Mutian said with his hands spread out.
Xu Jie was speechless for a while. After he turned on the computer, Fang Mutian suggested: "Brother Fang, why don't you play Dota with me, this game is very fun."
It's really boring to stay here with nothing to do, and it's not the time to watch a small movie at this time, so Dang even agreed to Xu Jie's suggestion.
"I know the game you're talking about. It's a competitive game, but I don't know how to do it. You can teach me."
"Okay, then watch me play first. During this process, I will tell you some of the key points. You just need to remember it. In fact, Dota is very simple." Xu Jie said.
Fang Mutian nodded, they used to come on, Xu Jie played this game every time, and he knew a little about it.
Immediately, Xu Jie logged into a competitive platform. After choosing dota, he entered a room. After a while, the game began.
From the beginning of the game, Xu Jie was like a teacher, explaining to Fang Mutian everything related to the game, the choice of heroes, purchasing equipment, and when to release skills, etc. Head mush.
Although he didn't understand much, Fang Mutian immediately fell in love with this game. Seeing Xu Jie killing all directions in the game with extreme arrogance made his blood boil.
Xu Jie's technique was very good, and the round soon ended with their side winning.
After the end, Xu Jie said with a smile: "Brother Fang, my skills are not bad, how about it, do you know how to operate?"
"Damn, this game is really not bad, it makes people feel excited. Your skills are not bad, and I can roughly understand what you said, but I'd better play it in practice. Only in actual combat can I know where I am. I don't understand, tell me later." Fang Mutian said impatiently.
"Okay, Brother Fang, you first register an account on the Haofang platform, and play a game on Haofang first, and I will guide you by the side." Xu Jie nodded.
"Haofang platform? Isn't your platform 11 platform?" Fang Mutian asked a little puzzled.
"Ahem, brother Fang, listen to me, it's better for you to play on the Haofang platform first, it's not suitable for you here." Xu Jie said with a dry cough.
"Not for me? Why?"
"Brother Fang, do you want to hear the truth or lies?"
"Bullshit, of course it's the truth, tell me quickly, why?"
Xu Jie said awkwardly: "Brother Fang, don't be angry if I tell you."
"Damn, what are you talking about, hurry up and say it."
"Ahem, because those who play here basically have some strength, and beginners like you, Brother Fang, usually play in Haofang. There are more rookies there, and it is not easy to die super ghosts."
"****, what do you mean kid? You mean I'm a rookie?" Fang Mutian said angrily.
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Fang Mutian came to the school. As soon as he stepped into the classroom of Class [-], Senior Three, the class bell rang.
Stepping on the class bell to enter the classroom is what Fang Mutian often does. The other students in the class are already familiar with it. Not many people pay attention to Fang Mutian who walked into the classroom. They are all busy with their own affairs.
Fang Mutian also ignored those students in the class. Although he had been studying with these people for more than two years, he had no communication with them, so he went directly to the special seat in the last row of the class and sat down.This seat belongs to Fang Mutian, and he has been sitting there since he was in high school until today. No matter how other people's seats change, his seat has never changed.
There was no morning reading class today. As soon as Fang Mutian sat down, the chemistry teacher walked into the classroom, and the first chemistry class began.
But Fang Mutian didn't attend the class, he stuffed his schoolbag into the desk drawer, and fell asleep on the desk.Decided to make up for a return sleep, to see if I could chat with Zhou Gong's daughter again, and talk about life.
The chemistry teacher in class [-] of senior high school is an old man. He saw Fang Mutian sleeping soundly in class, but he didn’t wake him up. Tube.
The first class passed quickly while Fang Mutian was sleeping. Just after class, Fang Mutian also woke up, as if an alarm clock had been installed in his mind, very punctual, so that those poor students like him in the back row could watch amazed.
The reason why Fang Mutian woke up so punctually was because his bladder was so distended at this time that he wanted to go to the bathroom.
Ignoring those students who looked surprised, they hurried into the toilet. If they were not released, Fang Mutian was sure that he would pee his pants.
"Brother Fang, I thought you didn't come to class, so you came to the bathroom." As soon as Fang Mutian got out of the bathroom, Xu Jie from the sixth class next door walked towards him with a smile.
Xu Jie, like Fang Mutian, had poor grades and was a poor student in his class. Since Fang Mutian went to high school, this kid has been hanging around with him.But Xu Jie is different from Fang Mutian, Xu Jie's family background is much better than Fang Mutian's family.
"What's the matter? What's the matter with me? If it's okay, I'll go in and continue to sleep." Fang Mutian stretched his waist, glanced at Xu Jie and said.
"Sleeping is so boring, let's go, Brother Fang, let's go out to school, damn it, those leaders in the school are really useless, they should have a holiday on Saturday, and they called us to make up lessons, those grandchildren are really vicious. "Xu Jie kept cursing, very unhappy with today's make-up class.
"You boy." Hearing Xu Jie's words, Fang Mutian couldn't help but shook his head, but he also felt that what Xu Jie said was right, the school leaders were really nothing.
After thinking about it, staying at school really doesn't make much sense, he doesn't even understand the curriculum of the first year of high school, so what class is there for him?
Immediately, Fang Mutian made a decision: "Okay, listen to you, let's go, but it's agreed, you have to help me pay, I don't have any money."
"No problem, Brother Fang, you should, let's go, let's go now." Xu Jie said happily, he didn't care about the little money.
After the two decided to skip class and go to school, they ran out of the school directly, and soon came to a "Millennium Bar" near the school where they often went.
Fang Mutian and Xu Jie are regular customers of this bar. Seeing Fang Mutian and Xu Jie, the cashier of the bar shouted crisply: "Brother Fang, Brother Xu, you are here."
The cashier at the Millennium Bar is a girl named Xiao Min. She is above average in appearance. She is a nice woman, but people can't help but want to look at her more. There is no other reason, that is Because this woman has a pair of nearly 34D breasts.
Every time Fang Mutian came here, he couldn't help molesting the choppy cashier Xiao Min, and this time was naturally no exception.
"Xiao Min, your breasts are 34d, tsk tsk, they are growing so fast. The last time I came here, they were not so big. Tell my brother, is it because you have a new boyfriend recently that you have grown so big? Hurry up?" Fang Mutian stared at Xiao Min's turbulent chest, smacking his lips and said.
Hearing Fang Mutian's words, Xiao Min's face was as red as a cloud of fire, she was very shy, and said in a soft voice: "Brother Fang, you are really bad, so don't play tricks on Xiao Min, she is still at work."
Hearing Xiao Min's coquettish, coquettish words, both Fang Mutian and Xu Jie shuddered, and goose bumps could not help but pop up all over their bodies.
"Brother Fang, are you here?" Xiao Min blushed and asked Fang Mutian coquettishly.
Although Fang Mutian had developed a thick skin, seeing Xiao Min's appearance, he couldn't help but shudder, wishing he could run away.I don't know how many people this woman has gotten along with. Fang Mutian has no interest in her, but just likes to tease her with words.
"Of course I came here, otherwise you thought you were here to make soy sauce and turn on two machines for us." Xu Jie walked up with a smile at this time, took out 50 yuan and threw it on the counter, and then said: "Give me another machine." I'll take a pack of Yuxi and two bottles of water."
"Okay, Brother Xu."
Holding the membership numbers on the two cards, Fang Mutian and Xu Jie stopped chatting and went to find a machine.
Finding two empty machines sitting together, Xu Jie unpacked the newly bought cigarettes, handed one to Fang Mutian, and said with a smile: "Brother Fang, I think that girl is interesting to you, why don't you play with her?" , there is no need to be responsible anyway.”
"Don't be responsible? This woman is not as simple as it seems on the surface. Once you are attached to her, you can't get rid of it even if you want to. And even if you don't have to be responsible, I'm not interested. I don't know how many men have played with me. Not that interested." Fang Mutian shook his head.
Seeing Xu Jie's wretched expression full of enthusiasm, Fang Mutian couldn't help asking: "Boy, don't you want to play?"
"I do have such an idea, but what I want to play with the most is her pair of 34d tits. Whenever I see her turbulent breasts, I can't help the urge." Xu Jie said fell into obsession.
"****, look at you**** so-slutty look, you don't fucking want to masturbate, do you?"
"Hehe, Brother Fang is Brother Fang. You can guess such a thing. Brother Fang, you go to bed first, and I'll go to the bathroom first." After Fang Mutian explained what he was thinking, Xu Jie didn't blush at all, but With a hey smile, he stood up directly and walked towards the bathroom.
"Damn, it's really rude to meet people. I didn't expect this kid to be so coquettish." Seeing Xu Jie running to the bathroom, Fang Mutian couldn't help cursing in a low voice.
Immediately, he turned on the computer, logged in to his account, and started to log in.
In fact, Fang Mutian didn't have much to do when he came to school, but it was better than staying in school. He couldn't understand anything in class, except to sleep and read novels, and he couldn't talk, which made him go crazy.
Fang Mutian first logged in to QQ, looked at it, and found that the girl named "Ke Xin" was not there, and he was not in the mood to play QQ, so he turned off QQ.
This girl named "Ke Xin" is a friend Fang Mutian met on the Internet. He still doesn't know the real name of the other party. All he knows is that the other party is just like him. A high school student, but in terms of academic performance, he is much better than him.
As for other things, Fang Mutian knew nothing.
Fang Mutian and this girl met in the second semester of the second year of junior high school. It was also when Fang Mutian encountered an accident three years ago. At that time, Fang Mutian was upset and added her as a friend. I told the girl what happened at that time.
After finishing speaking, Fang Mutian thought that the other party would definitely call him a lunatic, but instead of doing so, the other party patiently persuaded him and comforted him.
After seeing the other party's persuasion and comfort, Fang Mutian typed the word "thank you" in the dialog box after a long time.
Since then, Fang Mutian has become good friends with this "lovable" girl. Whether it is about study or interesting things in life, they often chat on the Internet.
For this girl named "Ke Xin", Fang Mutian has a special feeling in his heart, just like being in love.
After closing QQ, there was nothing to do, so Fang Mutian casually browsed the pages.While he was browsing the page, Xu Jie, who had been going to the bathroom for a while, also came out at this time.
"Is it cool?" Fang Mutian asked with contempt after looking at the satisfied Xu Jie after the release.
"Ahem, it's okay." Xu Jie coughed dryly and smiled, then changed the subject and said, "Brother Fang, what's so interesting about page, play a game."
"It's not that you don't know. Apart from playing simple QQ games, I don't know how to play other games at all. What do you want me to play? Lianliankan? Or Fight the Landlord?" Fang Mutian said with his hands spread out.
Xu Jie was speechless for a while. After he turned on the computer, Fang Mutian suggested: "Brother Fang, why don't you play Dota with me, this game is very fun."
It's really boring to stay here with nothing to do, and it's not the time to watch a small movie at this time, so Dang even agreed to Xu Jie's suggestion.
"I know the game you're talking about. It's a competitive game, but I don't know how to do it. You can teach me."
"Okay, then watch me play first. During this process, I will tell you some of the key points. You just need to remember it. In fact, Dota is very simple." Xu Jie said.
Fang Mutian nodded, they used to come on, Xu Jie played this game every time, and he knew a little about it.
Immediately, Xu Jie logged into a competitive platform. After choosing dota, he entered a room. After a while, the game began.
From the beginning of the game, Xu Jie was like a teacher, explaining to Fang Mutian everything related to the game, the choice of heroes, purchasing equipment, and when to release skills, etc. Head mush.
Although he didn't understand much, Fang Mutian immediately fell in love with this game. Seeing Xu Jie killing all directions in the game with extreme arrogance made his blood boil.
Xu Jie's technique was very good, and the round soon ended with their side winning.
After the end, Xu Jie said with a smile: "Brother Fang, my skills are not bad, how about it, do you know how to operate?"
"Damn, this game is really not bad, it makes people feel excited. Your skills are not bad, and I can roughly understand what you said, but I'd better play it in practice. Only in actual combat can I know where I am. I don't understand, tell me later." Fang Mutian said impatiently.
"Okay, Brother Fang, you first register an account on the Haofang platform, and play a game on Haofang first, and I will guide you by the side." Xu Jie nodded.
"Haofang platform? Isn't your platform 11 platform?" Fang Mutian asked a little puzzled.
"Ahem, brother Fang, listen to me, it's better for you to play on the Haofang platform first, it's not suitable for you here." Xu Jie said with a dry cough.
"Not for me? Why?"
"Brother Fang, do you want to hear the truth or lies?"
"Bullshit, of course it's the truth, tell me quickly, why?"
Xu Jie said awkwardly: "Brother Fang, don't be angry if I tell you."
"Damn, what are you talking about, hurry up and say it."
"Ahem, because those who play here basically have some strength, and beginners like you, Brother Fang, usually play in Haofang. There are more rookies there, and it is not easy to die super ghosts."
"****, what do you mean kid? You mean I'm a rookie?" Fang Mutian said angrily.
ps: Xiaoyu's new book, please bookmark it first, thank you!
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