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Chapter 220 IX, It Can't Be Harder

Fang Mutian gave this woman Liu Xin'er a cold look, and ignored her. This woman is a psycho, what's the point of arguing with a psycho? If you argue with a psycho, others will think you are also a person with mental problems Woolen cloth.

Besides, I am a man, a man who can get into bed, beat wolves, and is extremely powerful both on and off the bed. How could he be afraid of revenge from a little woman whose breasts are a little overdeveloped?Come on, let the storm come more violently, you are not afraid, why am I still afraid that I will not be able to overthrow you?

However, although Fang Mutian was not afraid of Liu Xiner's revenge at all, he was still somewhat vigilant in his heart.There is an old saying that it is better to offend a villain than a woman. This saying can be passed down to this day, and there must be a reason for its existence. This is the experience summed up by the predecessors after the lessons of blood and tears. Therefore, women are animals , it is best not to offend.

Moreover, Liu Xin'er is a lunatic, she is not an ordinary woman, she is simply a fighter among women, a monster among women, if you offend her, even if you don't die, you will be peeled off by her.If in order to achieve the goal, if this psychopath ignores all consequences, it will be really bad. Therefore, Fang Mutian must maintain a high degree of vigilance, otherwise he will fall into this woman's way if he is not careful.

When Fang Mutian was warning himself to be more vigilant against Liu Xiner, a crazy woman, he suddenly felt someone's eyes on him all the time. When he turned his head to look, he saw Xu Xinyan looking at him thoughtfully. She was thinking about something, and immediately, he nodded to Xu Xinyan.

Seeing this, Xu Xinyan came back to her senses immediately, and nodded with a smile. Although she had countless questions in her heart, she didn't ask.

"Brother Tian, ​​to be honest, why did you sing so well all of a sudden? I know that you don't like singing at all." The fat man asked from the side.For Fang Mutian's pretentious explanation just now, he didn't believe it at all, and he really couldn't figure it out. His originally tone-deaf voice and singing voice that was worse than noise suddenly turned into a real voice of nature. Brought into the artistic conception of the song, people can't help but follow along with him.

It's like a fool who suddenly became the world's top genius. This kind of earth-shaking, unprecedented and unreasonable change makes people unable to figure out and understand.

"Yeah, Brother Fang, you have changed so much. If our hearts were not strong enough, we would have been shocked to death by you." Xu Jie also said, his heart was like a cat scratching, let him Extraordinarily curious.

Fang Mutian glanced at the two of them, and said, "Didn't I just say that? Brother is a genius. How difficult is it for me to do such a small thing as singing? As long as I spend a little time, I will become a super king." The presence?"

"Will you die if you don't pretend?" Xu Jie said in a deep voice.

Fang Mutian's mouth twitched, and said: "Forget it, let me tell you the truth, in fact, I have been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. I am very good, so good that I even think I am too good. What you see is just It's just the tip of my iceberg."

"What you said is true?" Liu Xiner rolled her eyes and asked in surprise.

"Of course it's a lie." Fang Mutian glanced at her. Although what he said was not very different from the actual situation, why did he have to tell his enemy for sure?

"You are the most shameless, despicable, shameless, cheapest slut in the world." Liu Xiner scolded angrily.

Fang Mutian's face turned green immediately, this woman is really a psychopath, she is too ruthless, her mouth is too poisonous, seeing her angry appearance, she seems to be the most inhuman person in the world.

"Woman, don't go too far." Fang Mutian gritted his teeth.

"Xin'er." Xu Xinyan also pulled Liu Xin'er aside.

"Sister Xinyan, don't pull me, let me tell you, this bastard, you are so self-righteous, I am very upset, it makes me hurt." Liu Xiner said to Xu Xinyan, and then said to Fang Mutian: "Asshole, you are so self-righteous. Am I overdoing it? You are shameless yourself, so you like to pretend, okay? Am I wrong? "

"Hmph, of course what you said is wrong, it's just nonsense." Fang Mutian retorted.I sneered in my heart, you still hurt, do you have eggs?Do you hurt me?

"I'm talking nonsense? Xu Hooligan, Fatty, and Xu Min, do you think I'm talking nonsense?" Liu Xiner began to recruit allies.

When Xu Jie and the three of them heard this, their expressions suddenly changed, with wry smiles on their faces, what should they do?What should they do?Who can help?Seeing Liu Xiner looking at him with a threatening face, Fang Mutian also squinted his eyes and stared at himself. They knew that it would be bad to help anyone.

If he speaks for Liu Xin'er, he will offend Fang Mutian. This guy is narrow-minded, and he still wants to learn kung fu from them to pick up girls. If he offends him, will he still teach himself kung fu?On the other hand, Liu Xin'er is another female devil, how dare she offend her, offend this woman, and live in dire straits for the rest of her life?

You fight for yours, what are you doing with us?We have not offended you.The three of Xu Jie were very embarrassed, looked at Fang Mutian, then at Liu Xiner, and after a long while, they said, "I don't know."

I have no idea.Well, this is the best answer, no offense to either.

Fang Mutian nodded in satisfaction, turned his head and said to Liu Xiner: "It's really meaningless to fight with you like this. Let's go back to solo now. Whoever wins will be right."

"You still say that you are shameless?" Liu Xiner scolded angrily.

Shameless.Xu Jie and the others also despised in their hearts.Fang Mutian is so good at playing Dota, and his strength is so abnormal, isn't it courting death to solo with him?With his strength, who can win him?To come up with such an excellent method, isn't that shameless?It's just shameless and bottomless.

Fang Mutian was looked at with contempt by Xu Jie and the others, his old face could not help but blushed slightly, and he said to Liu Xiner: "Don't dare to compare? Don't dare to compare, don't talk so much nonsense, don't you think It’s a waste of lips and tongue, and I think it’s a waste of saliva.”

"Bastard, I really want to kill you." Liu Xiner gritted her teeth, looked angry, and looked at Fang Mutian viciously. If this bastard didn't know kung fu and fought so hard, I couldn't beat him, so I really wanted to represent the moon. he.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you." Fang Mutian curled his lips, and ignored the angry Liu Xin'er. This psychopath is his enemy, and there is no need to be polite to her when he is on guard.

Seeing Fang Mutian and Liu Xin'er who were arguing endlessly, Xu Xinyan held her forehead and felt a headache for a while. These two guys are simply enemies. When they get together, there is never a time when they don't quarrel.

At the opening ceremony of the league, after Fang Mutian and his Firefly team, the remaining [-] teams also stepped onto the stage one by one under the introduction of the hostess.Chen Jiang also came over at this time and told Fang Mutian and the others that there was nothing else to do and they could go back to the hotel.

Except for Xu Jie and Fatty who were looking around with great interest, looking at all the beautiful showgirls with long breasts and thighs, Fang Mutian and the others felt bored and decided to go back to the hotel.

When they went back, Fang Mutian, Xu Jie, Fatty, and Chen Jiang took one car, and Liu Xiner and the other three girls took another car.On the way, Xu Jie and Fatty argued endlessly about the beautiful showgirls they admired just now, expressing their respective opinions.

"I think Zhang Xiaomeng is the prettiest. Her legs are long and round, her butt is round and upright, her breasts are big and straight, and her figure is uneven. The whole person is just like her name. She looks very cute, and what I didn't expect is that, The moment I saw her, oh, mygod, I got shamefully wet." Xu Jie said excitedly.

"Beast." The fat man scolded, and then said his opinion: "Zhang Xiaomeng is pretty good, but I think Ai Yaya has a taste, charming and enchanting, sexy and unrestrained, and her figure is not worse than Zhang Xiaomeng. See, she even fired at me, making my little heart thump, as if a deer was hitting me all the time."

"You didn't get hit by that little deer, did you? Fatty, let me tell you, narcissism plus brain damage is self-harm." Xu Jie said unforgivingly: "I saw Ai Yaya too, she It’s not bad, but how can my Xiaomeng be as good-looking? Compared with my Xiaomeng, she is more than one or two levels behind, even that Buyan, I think she is more beautiful than Ai Yaya.”

The fat man immediately gave up. Xu Jie said that Ai Yaya was wrong, as if he was belittling his woman, and said: "Your little Meng? I really laughed to death. Just now, I saw you blinking at others constantly, and said Going epileptic like crazy, almost blinking eyelids are convulsed, people don't even look at you, return your Xiaomeng, who are you calling narcissistic?"

Xu Jie seemed to have been hit by the fat man's words, and he poked his weakness, and said angrily: "You just went mad, I was discharging, discharging, do you understand? If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, let me tell you, Ai Yaya is not as good-looking as Xiaomeng, her breasts are not as big as Xiaomeng's, her legs are not as long as Xiaomeng's, and her smile is not as good-looking as Xiaomeng's."

"Fart, why isn't Yaya as good-looking as Zhang Xiaomeng? Yaya's breasts are not as big as Zhang Xiaomeng's, and her legs are not as long as hers, but Yaya's body is better and more perfect than Zhang Xiaomeng's. Her figure is good, but the pair of fleshy mountains on her chest are too big, which affects her overall beauty a bit." The fat man cursed, then with a lustful face and blurred eyes, he said: "It's still a ya ya figure Well, when I think of her perfect S-shaped figure and her round buttocks, I immediately get hard."

"Are you hard?" Xu Jie asked in astonishment.

"Of course." Fatty nodded as a matter of course. "It can't be harder."

Looking at the blushing fat man and Xu Jie, Fang Mutian and Chen Jiang felt so ashamed. If they could, they really wanted to kick these two shameless guys out of the car.