dandy unparalleled
Chapter 23
After lunch, Xu Jie paid the bill, and the two did not return to school for class, but went directly to the Millennium Bar not far away.
As soon as the two stepped into the bar, they saw Xiao Min who was busy behind the counter, and they walked over directly.
Seeing Xu Jie and Fang Mutian coming over, and seeing Fang Mutian looking at her with a deep smile on his face, Xiao Min blushed immediately, and shyly shouted: "Brother Fang, Brother Xu, you Come on."
"Well, come on, Xiao Min, yes, yes." Fang Mutian smiled and nodded to her.
Hearing this, Xiao Min's face immediately became hot, and her face was so red that it almost reached the base of her ears. She lowered her head and didn't even dare to look at Fang Mutian and the two of them.She is not stupid, how could she fail to understand what Fang Mutian said?
Looking at Xiao Min who bowed his head and said nothing, Fang Mutian continued to talk to himself: "Xiao Min, remember when you are with Xu Jie in the future, you will only wear a T-shaped one. Why do you wear it like this when you go to work? It's bad for your body. Not good, and there must be something on it, otherwise, tsk tsk!"
Hearing Fang Mutian's words, Xiao Min was taken aback for a moment, and then her face turned even redder, wishing she could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.At the same time, I was also shocked, how did he know the thong he was wearing?The one with no bra on it?
Xu Jie, who was standing beside Fang Mutian, also looked back and forth between Fang Mutian and Xiao Min with a look of astonishment. He was very puzzled, what kind of T-shaped one should be worn on it, what does this mean?He didn't understand anything.
"Hurry up, I'm going up."
After Fang Mutian finished speaking, he ignored the puzzled Xu Jie and the shy Xiao Min, who looked mysterious, and went to find the machine.
After Fang Mutian left, Xu Jie asked Xiao Min suspiciously: "Xiao Min, what does Brother Fang mean? What T-shaped one? What should there be something on it?"
Seeing the flushed and shy Xiao Min, Xu Jie also slowly realized, what Brother Fang said was...
**, Xiao Min is so coquettish?Xu Jie's eyes widened immediately, but he was also full of surprises in his heart. How did Brother Fang know?
"Xiao Min, you can't really be..." Xu Jie stared at the 34d on Xiao Min's chest, and a scene of Xiao Min wearing a very leftover thong with nothing on it appeared in his mind. , two large balls of meat, just dangling in front of his eyes, he couldn't help swallowing.
When Xiao Min heard this, she raised her head and glared at him immediately, and instead of answering, she asked angrily, "Did you tell Brother Fang about us?"
"It's okay, Brother Fang is not an outsider, he won't talk nonsense, don't worry about that." Xu Jie grinned, and then asked eagerly: "You haven't answered me yet? Tell me quickly , are you really as Brother Fang said?"
"Hmph, I won't tell you." Xiao Min glared at him, but didn't answer, and said, "Are you going to get on?"
"Hey, come on, why don't you go on, turn on two machines for me." Xu Jie had an extremely wretched smile on his face, although Xiao Min didn't answer, but at this moment he completely believed it.
"Hmph, here you are." Xiao Min snorted, then took out two upper cards and handed them to Xu Jie.
But how did Brother Fang know this?No, you have to ask Brother Fang.Immediately, Xu Jie took the two upper cards and couldn't wait to find Fang Mutian.
Coming to the empty machine next to Fang Mutian and sitting down, Xu Jie handed Fang Mutian a card and asked, "Brother Fang, how do you know what Xiao Min is wearing?"
"Don't think too much, I have nothing to do with your lover, brother, I am much simpler than you." Fang Mutian was afraid that Xu Jie would think too much, so he let go of his heart and said.
"Hey, Brother Fang, can't I trust you in the brotherhood between our two brothers? Besides, if Brother Fang likes it, even if I pay you to give Xiao Min to you, I won't wrinkle you." Frown." Xu Jie said indifferently.
"I'm not as flirtatious as you. You can keep this woman to yourself, I don't want it." Fang Mutian curled his lips, feeling touched for a while. After all, there are not many friends who can make close friends in a lifetime.
Immediately, Fang Mutian said again: "The reason why I can know what she is wearing underneath is because I can read faces."
Look at the picture?Damn, he saw the turbulent waves on Xiao Min's chest before, so he couldn't help using perspective, so he knew it so clearly.
Although Fang Mutian knew that Xiao Min was Xu Jie's lover, he knew very well that this kid was just playing around casually, and it doesn't matter if you look at a woman like this.That's why he didn't take it into account, and took a look at it. If it was Xu Jie's beloved woman, then he knew the truth that a friend's wife should not be bullied.
"Phase reading? Brother Fang, you are not bragging, are you? If you can really read phases, then you are too good at reading phases!" Xu Jie didn't believe it, and thought it was nonsense.
Is there such an awesome way to read a physiognomy?Through a person's face, you can see what other people's underwear is wearing. Isn't this bullshit?
"You don't believe it?" Fang Mutian glanced at Xu Jie, and he also knew that no one could believe such nonsense.
"I don't believe it, you are too nonsense." Xu Jie shook his head.
Fang Mutian said with a smile: "That's fine, how about we take a test to prove to you that I have such abilities?"
"Okay, okay." Xu Jie nodded repeatedly.
"Xu Jie, I don't know what color underwear you are wearing today?"
Xu Jie was taken aback, nodded immediately and said, "Well, you don't know."
This Fang Mutian really didn't know, Xu Jie can be sure of this.
"If I figured out what color underwear you're wearing, does that prove that I have a magic eye for physiognomy?"
"This should be fine." Fang Mutian doesn't know his own hobby, if he can really see it, it can indeed be proved.
"Okay, I'll start casting spells now, just wait a moment, it will be ready soon." Fang Mutian nodded, and said in a nonsense manner: "Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law, eyes of the sky, open!"
Seeing Fang Mutian's nonsense, Xu Jie rolled his eyes, speechless.
**!pink!This bastard actually has such a hobby?Using perspective, Fang Mutian saw the color of Xu Jie's underwear and felt a chill, so he immediately turned his face away.
Xu Jie's heart skipped a beat, could it be that he really saw it?Quickly asked: "Brother Fang, how is it? Did you see it?"
Fang Mutian said speechlessly: "What's a big man doing in such a colorful dress? Is it to ward off evil spirits?"
Xu Jie's body trembled: "Damn, brother Fang, you...you really see it?"
He's not cheating on me, is he?Looking at the unpredictable Fang Mutian, Xu Jie thought with some uncertainty in his heart.
"What do you need to say? Wearing pink, do you think you can't figure it out? Brother Sai Banxian, I can count everything on you, it's just what you look like The embroidery needle is still like an earthworm, I can count it." Fang Mutian said very cleverly.
"Brother, don't talk about it, little brother, can't I believe it?" Xu Jie was shocked in his heart, and asked excitedly: "My dear brother, can you teach me this amazing physiognomy?"
"Do you want to learn?"
"Yeah, I want to learn. If I can't find a job after graduation, I'll set up a street stall and help others tell their fortunes." Xu Jie nodded repeatedly.
Damn, such an awesome physiognomy is almost equivalent to perspective. Idiots don't want to learn it. If you learn this physiognomy, you will be really developed. When you see beautiful women in the future, you don't have to fantasize about it. With physiognomy, even if the other party is wearing steel, you can still see her as real.
"I'm sorry, this is a secret technique, and I won't pass it on to you." Glancing at Xu Jie, Fang Mutian couldn't see what was going on in his heart when he saw the boy's wretched face.
"The art of non-transmission? Brother, you can't lie to me, right?" Xu Jie, who was imagining it, was stunned and asked in disbelief.
"Why am I lying to you? This is indeed an unspoken technique, and there is one thing I didn't tell you. Every time I use this technique, it will reduce my lifespan by one year. If I use it twice just now, it will reduce my lifespan by two years." It's gone." Fang Mutian was talking nonsense.
"It's so difficult to learn? Brother, you didn't want to teach me, so you framed me on purpose, right?" Xu Jie asked in surprise.
Fang Mutian rolled his eyes and said, "You think I'm full? Okay, let's not talk about this, I won't teach you this physiognomy, come on, I'm going to solo with you today, let's see if my brother is here During this vacation, how well you have practiced the game operation."
"Brother Fang, are you sure you want to solo with me?" Xu Jie looked at Fang Mutian in astonishment and said.
"Of course I'm sure. If you can beat me, I'll make an exception and teach you the physiognomy just now." Fang Mutian threw out a great temptation, fuck, I'm a game master now, how dare I look down on me? , Huh, wait to be abused by me.
"really?"
Xu Jie was overjoyed, his eyes glistened, he really wanted to learn Fang Mutian's physiognomy, and he didn't care about reducing his lifespan by one year every time he used it.
As the saying goes, if you die under the peony flower, you can be a ghost even if you are a coquettish man. He feels that he has made money by admiring a woman's body every day. Besides, he does not believe that after using it, his life span will be shortened.
"Of course it's true. When have you ever seen my words not count? Come on, let's see how my brother is doing." Fang Mutian nodded.
"Hey, that's good, I'll play a game with Brother Fang." Xu Jie was full of confidence, as if he had learned Fang Mutian's physiognomy.
Xu Jie is very clear about Fang Mutian's Dota operation. He doesn't believe that Fang Mutian can surpass him in strength in the past few days. From the day he taught Fang Mutian how to play the game, he already knew that Fang Mutian has no talent in this area at all.
It is simply unrealistic to surpass him in such a short period of time.
Seeing Xu Jie's confident face, Fang Mutian had a faint smile on his mouth, and he decided to torture this bastard well, so that he could see the reality, what is the real god.
As soon as the two stepped into the bar, they saw Xiao Min who was busy behind the counter, and they walked over directly.
Seeing Xu Jie and Fang Mutian coming over, and seeing Fang Mutian looking at her with a deep smile on his face, Xiao Min blushed immediately, and shyly shouted: "Brother Fang, Brother Xu, you Come on."
"Well, come on, Xiao Min, yes, yes." Fang Mutian smiled and nodded to her.
Hearing this, Xiao Min's face immediately became hot, and her face was so red that it almost reached the base of her ears. She lowered her head and didn't even dare to look at Fang Mutian and the two of them.She is not stupid, how could she fail to understand what Fang Mutian said?
Looking at Xiao Min who bowed his head and said nothing, Fang Mutian continued to talk to himself: "Xiao Min, remember when you are with Xu Jie in the future, you will only wear a T-shaped one. Why do you wear it like this when you go to work? It's bad for your body. Not good, and there must be something on it, otherwise, tsk tsk!"
Hearing Fang Mutian's words, Xiao Min was taken aback for a moment, and then her face turned even redder, wishing she could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.At the same time, I was also shocked, how did he know the thong he was wearing?The one with no bra on it?
Xu Jie, who was standing beside Fang Mutian, also looked back and forth between Fang Mutian and Xiao Min with a look of astonishment. He was very puzzled, what kind of T-shaped one should be worn on it, what does this mean?He didn't understand anything.
"Hurry up, I'm going up."
After Fang Mutian finished speaking, he ignored the puzzled Xu Jie and the shy Xiao Min, who looked mysterious, and went to find the machine.
After Fang Mutian left, Xu Jie asked Xiao Min suspiciously: "Xiao Min, what does Brother Fang mean? What T-shaped one? What should there be something on it?"
Seeing the flushed and shy Xiao Min, Xu Jie also slowly realized, what Brother Fang said was...
**, Xiao Min is so coquettish?Xu Jie's eyes widened immediately, but he was also full of surprises in his heart. How did Brother Fang know?
"Xiao Min, you can't really be..." Xu Jie stared at the 34d on Xiao Min's chest, and a scene of Xiao Min wearing a very leftover thong with nothing on it appeared in his mind. , two large balls of meat, just dangling in front of his eyes, he couldn't help swallowing.
When Xiao Min heard this, she raised her head and glared at him immediately, and instead of answering, she asked angrily, "Did you tell Brother Fang about us?"
"It's okay, Brother Fang is not an outsider, he won't talk nonsense, don't worry about that." Xu Jie grinned, and then asked eagerly: "You haven't answered me yet? Tell me quickly , are you really as Brother Fang said?"
"Hmph, I won't tell you." Xiao Min glared at him, but didn't answer, and said, "Are you going to get on?"
"Hey, come on, why don't you go on, turn on two machines for me." Xu Jie had an extremely wretched smile on his face, although Xiao Min didn't answer, but at this moment he completely believed it.
"Hmph, here you are." Xiao Min snorted, then took out two upper cards and handed them to Xu Jie.
But how did Brother Fang know this?No, you have to ask Brother Fang.Immediately, Xu Jie took the two upper cards and couldn't wait to find Fang Mutian.
Coming to the empty machine next to Fang Mutian and sitting down, Xu Jie handed Fang Mutian a card and asked, "Brother Fang, how do you know what Xiao Min is wearing?"
"Don't think too much, I have nothing to do with your lover, brother, I am much simpler than you." Fang Mutian was afraid that Xu Jie would think too much, so he let go of his heart and said.
"Hey, Brother Fang, can't I trust you in the brotherhood between our two brothers? Besides, if Brother Fang likes it, even if I pay you to give Xiao Min to you, I won't wrinkle you." Frown." Xu Jie said indifferently.
"I'm not as flirtatious as you. You can keep this woman to yourself, I don't want it." Fang Mutian curled his lips, feeling touched for a while. After all, there are not many friends who can make close friends in a lifetime.
Immediately, Fang Mutian said again: "The reason why I can know what she is wearing underneath is because I can read faces."
Look at the picture?Damn, he saw the turbulent waves on Xiao Min's chest before, so he couldn't help using perspective, so he knew it so clearly.
Although Fang Mutian knew that Xiao Min was Xu Jie's lover, he knew very well that this kid was just playing around casually, and it doesn't matter if you look at a woman like this.That's why he didn't take it into account, and took a look at it. If it was Xu Jie's beloved woman, then he knew the truth that a friend's wife should not be bullied.
"Phase reading? Brother Fang, you are not bragging, are you? If you can really read phases, then you are too good at reading phases!" Xu Jie didn't believe it, and thought it was nonsense.
Is there such an awesome way to read a physiognomy?Through a person's face, you can see what other people's underwear is wearing. Isn't this bullshit?
"You don't believe it?" Fang Mutian glanced at Xu Jie, and he also knew that no one could believe such nonsense.
"I don't believe it, you are too nonsense." Xu Jie shook his head.
Fang Mutian said with a smile: "That's fine, how about we take a test to prove to you that I have such abilities?"
"Okay, okay." Xu Jie nodded repeatedly.
"Xu Jie, I don't know what color underwear you are wearing today?"
Xu Jie was taken aback, nodded immediately and said, "Well, you don't know."
This Fang Mutian really didn't know, Xu Jie can be sure of this.
"If I figured out what color underwear you're wearing, does that prove that I have a magic eye for physiognomy?"
"This should be fine." Fang Mutian doesn't know his own hobby, if he can really see it, it can indeed be proved.
"Okay, I'll start casting spells now, just wait a moment, it will be ready soon." Fang Mutian nodded, and said in a nonsense manner: "Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law, eyes of the sky, open!"
Seeing Fang Mutian's nonsense, Xu Jie rolled his eyes, speechless.
**!pink!This bastard actually has such a hobby?Using perspective, Fang Mutian saw the color of Xu Jie's underwear and felt a chill, so he immediately turned his face away.
Xu Jie's heart skipped a beat, could it be that he really saw it?Quickly asked: "Brother Fang, how is it? Did you see it?"
Fang Mutian said speechlessly: "What's a big man doing in such a colorful dress? Is it to ward off evil spirits?"
Xu Jie's body trembled: "Damn, brother Fang, you...you really see it?"
He's not cheating on me, is he?Looking at the unpredictable Fang Mutian, Xu Jie thought with some uncertainty in his heart.
"What do you need to say? Wearing pink, do you think you can't figure it out? Brother Sai Banxian, I can count everything on you, it's just what you look like The embroidery needle is still like an earthworm, I can count it." Fang Mutian said very cleverly.
"Brother, don't talk about it, little brother, can't I believe it?" Xu Jie was shocked in his heart, and asked excitedly: "My dear brother, can you teach me this amazing physiognomy?"
"Do you want to learn?"
"Yeah, I want to learn. If I can't find a job after graduation, I'll set up a street stall and help others tell their fortunes." Xu Jie nodded repeatedly.
Damn, such an awesome physiognomy is almost equivalent to perspective. Idiots don't want to learn it. If you learn this physiognomy, you will be really developed. When you see beautiful women in the future, you don't have to fantasize about it. With physiognomy, even if the other party is wearing steel, you can still see her as real.
"I'm sorry, this is a secret technique, and I won't pass it on to you." Glancing at Xu Jie, Fang Mutian couldn't see what was going on in his heart when he saw the boy's wretched face.
"The art of non-transmission? Brother, you can't lie to me, right?" Xu Jie, who was imagining it, was stunned and asked in disbelief.
"Why am I lying to you? This is indeed an unspoken technique, and there is one thing I didn't tell you. Every time I use this technique, it will reduce my lifespan by one year. If I use it twice just now, it will reduce my lifespan by two years." It's gone." Fang Mutian was talking nonsense.
"It's so difficult to learn? Brother, you didn't want to teach me, so you framed me on purpose, right?" Xu Jie asked in surprise.
Fang Mutian rolled his eyes and said, "You think I'm full? Okay, let's not talk about this, I won't teach you this physiognomy, come on, I'm going to solo with you today, let's see if my brother is here During this vacation, how well you have practiced the game operation."
"Brother Fang, are you sure you want to solo with me?" Xu Jie looked at Fang Mutian in astonishment and said.
"Of course I'm sure. If you can beat me, I'll make an exception and teach you the physiognomy just now." Fang Mutian threw out a great temptation, fuck, I'm a game master now, how dare I look down on me? , Huh, wait to be abused by me.
"really?"
Xu Jie was overjoyed, his eyes glistened, he really wanted to learn Fang Mutian's physiognomy, and he didn't care about reducing his lifespan by one year every time he used it.
As the saying goes, if you die under the peony flower, you can be a ghost even if you are a coquettish man. He feels that he has made money by admiring a woman's body every day. Besides, he does not believe that after using it, his life span will be shortened.
"Of course it's true. When have you ever seen my words not count? Come on, let's see how my brother is doing." Fang Mutian nodded.
"Hey, that's good, I'll play a game with Brother Fang." Xu Jie was full of confidence, as if he had learned Fang Mutian's physiognomy.
Xu Jie is very clear about Fang Mutian's Dota operation. He doesn't believe that Fang Mutian can surpass him in strength in the past few days. From the day he taught Fang Mutian how to play the game, he already knew that Fang Mutian has no talent in this area at all.
It is simply unrealistic to surpass him in such a short period of time.
Seeing Xu Jie's confident face, Fang Mutian had a faint smile on his mouth, and he decided to torture this bastard well, so that he could see the reality, what is the real god.
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