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Chapter 325 Three Stooges Are Not Worth One Zhuge Liang
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Fatty thinks it is shameless for him to do this, but at this point, if he is not shameless, then he will be in tragedy. Besides, he is a shameless person, and it is normal for a shameless person to do some shameless things .
After reading the book review he left, the fat man received a call from Xu Jie after a while, said a few words, then greeted Fang Mutian and the others, and left Fang Mutian's house.
It didn't take long for the fat man to come to a coffee shop called 'Seoul City'. When he walked into the coffee shop, he saw Xu Jie and Liu Xin'er and walked over quickly.
"A glass of Blue Mountain, less sugar." The fat man said to the waiter, and then sat down and hurriedly asked Xu Jie and the others: "How is it? Did you come up with any good decisions?"
Xu Jie shook his head and said, "No, we have discussed various methods, but after thinking about it, Brother Fang is useless at all."
The fat man said: "Then what should I do? Brother Tian told me that bastard, let me think about how to kiss you."
Xu Jie trembled when he heard the words, and said in a deep voice, "He really said that?"
The fat man nodded silently.
At this time, Liu Xiner gritted her teeth and said angrily: "You two idiots, what's the point of you kissing? Is there any misfortune for my old lady? My old lady lost, but I have to dance pole dance and sing "Eighteen Eighteen" for that shameless bastard. , touch"."
Liu Xiner gritted her silver teeth tightly, remembering that she wanted to dance pole dance in front of Fang Mutian, and she also sang "Eighteen, Touching", and even groped while singing and dancing, she almost missed her silver tooth. Crushed.
How could that shameless bastard come up with such a dirty bet?Now how to do?Is it really necessary to fulfill the promise?If he fulfilled it, what face would he have to face others in the future?
Hearing Liu Xiner's words, the fat man and Xu Jie glanced at each other, and they both remained silent. They also sympathized with Liu Xiner, but Liu Xiner danced and sang on the pole, did they feel sad?They are two big men kissing, and they are not glass. Isn't it tragic that two men kissing?
Xu Jie looked at the fat man, and then asked Liu Xiner, "Xiner, what do you think we should do?"
After reading Fang Mutian's novel "God's Pit", they knew that they had lost the bet, and they also thought about cheating, but they refused to admit it, but they knew Fang Mutian very well, cheating, is it possible?
Liu Xin'er snorted coldly: "I came here to discuss a solution with you, not to come to see me to find a solution. Let's think about it carefully. No matter how shameless that bastard is, he still has weaknesses. As long as we find his If we are weak, we will not be threatened by him."
"His weakness?"
The fat man and Xu Jie both nodded, but they also thought about threatening him with Fang Mutian's weakness, but after thinking about it for a long time, they didn't think of any weakness about Fang Mutian, as if he had no weakness.
Is he a perfect man?No, no, that guy is so shameless, how could he be perfect?He has flaws too, but those flaws don't help them much.
"Xin'er, we've thought about it. There's no reason to threaten Brother Tian. We haven't caught him at all." The fat man said weakly.
Xu Jie also nodded and said, "Yes, Xin'er, Brother Fang is hiding too deeply. There is no way for us to catch him. It seems that we can't do anything to him."
"Are we just going to sit and wait to die like this?" Liu Xin'er also felt a little powerless in her heart, although she was very unwilling, but as they said, they really had nothing to threaten Fang Mutian.
Xu Jie smiled wryly and said, "Although Zhuge Liang is the best among the three cobblers, we still need to score points. Xiner, in fact, the worst is me and Fatty. You still have a chance to let Brother Fang not punish you."
"Not bad." Fatty also nodded.
But Liu Xin'er was taken aback, and quickly asked, "What do you mean?"
Xu Jie pondered for a while, and said: "Your capital lies in the fact that you are a girl, and you are so beautiful. If Brother Fang is tricking you into being a beauty, and you are a bit of a flirt, with Brother Fang's wretched appearance, will he not be fascinated by you? Then he will definitely not do anything to you."
Liu Xin'er heard the words, and immediately said angrily: "You rascal, my mother won't trick that bastard, and you still make me flirt, flirt? It depends on the person, what qualifications does that bastard have to make me flirt with him? ? If you dance pole dance, you can dance pole dance, and sing "Eighteen, Touching" as long as my old lady sings, what's the big deal."
Then Liu Xiner gave Xu Jie and Fatty a hard look, then snorted coldly, stood up and left.
However, in her heart, she was extremely excited, and almost jumped up without excitement. She still agreed with Xu Jie's proposal, singing such an obscene song with dancing, and even touching her body while singing, more than It's much more embarrassing to use beauty tricks and make a fool of yourself.
"If that bastard doesn't let me go, then use this method." Liu Xin'er hummed a song, and left happily.
Seeing Liu Xiner leave, the fat man asked Xu Jie, "What should we do now?"
Xu Jie spread his hands with a bitter face and said, "What else can we do? Wait for Brother Fang to pronounce our death sentence."
The fat man's heart twitched, he looked at Xu Jie and said, "Rogue Xu, you need to brush your teeth a few more times then."
Xu Jie nodded and said, "You too."
The same people who have fallen in the end of the world, why is it too urgent to confront each other?At this time, they were both fish on Fang Mutian's chopping board, and they didn't quarrel anymore. If it was the same as before, Xu Jie would definitely quarrel with him if the fat man asked Xu Jie to brush his teeth a few more times.
But when Fatty and the others were distressed, the backstage editors of Zongheng became lively at the moment. They were all in shock and shock when they watched Fang Mutian's novel "God's Pit".
"A masterpiece, this is a real masterpiece." An editor exclaimed.
"I've never seen such a heaven-defying novel. The description control of the scene and the portrayal of the characters are perfect to the extreme. Reading such a novel is simply a kind of enjoyment in life." Another editor also nodded.
"But it is also a kind of torture. This novel is just like the title of the book. It is a pit, an unrivaled divine pit. While reading it, if there is no continuation, it will be a tragedy."
"That's right, the foreshadowing, the pits dug, and the suspense left in the article are extremely painful. I really don't know how many readers will be killed. If the author drops the article to the eunuch midway, I don't know how many people will be killed." What kind of scolding."
As for the editor reviewing Fang Mutian's novel, he couldn't sit still any longer, and excitedly said to the other editors around him, "You guys watch first, I'll call and report to the editor-in-chief immediately."
This kind of novel is so against the sky, if it is not signed as soon as possible, if it is poached by other stations, it will be an unimaginable loss. With such a talented author, no matter which station signs the contract, it will be a loss. fortune.
The other editors looked at the editor who was reviewing the "Shenkeng" novel and went to the rest room to make a phone call, their faces full of envy. He had reviewed such a masterpiece, and after reporting it to the editor-in-chief, the editor-in-chief would definitely ask him to come and have a detailed discussion with the author Regarding the signing of the contract, none of these editors would want the author in their hands to be a master, and this is related to the bonus.
The review editor hurriedly came to the break room, took out the phone to find the editor-in-chief's number, and immediately dialed it. As soon as the other party answered the phone, he excitedly said to the editor-in-chief: "Editor-in-chief, I just reviewed a A masterpiece."
The voice of the editor-in-chief came from the phone, but he was still a little unbelievable, and asked, "Is it true?"
The review editor hurriedly said: "Editor-in-chief, how dare I lie to you? It is indeed a masterpiece, and other editors have read it. If the editor-in-chief doesn't believe it, you can go to our website and read it. The novel is called "God pit"."
The editor-in-chief couldn't sit still for a while. One editor may not be able to judge enough, but all the editors on the job think so, so the novel "Shenkeng" is really not easy, and said: "Wait first, don't hang up. Call, I'll go to the station to have a look."
"Okay, editor-in-chief." The review editor nodded.
After a while, the editor-in-chief's voice came from the phone again, and this time the voice seemed very excited and eager, saying: "Xiao Wang, put down all the work in your hands and contact the author immediately. You have to sign this book for me, this is your current job, do you hear me clearly?"
The review editor Xiao Wang responded immediately: "Yes, editor-in-chief, I will do it right away. Don't worry about the editor-in-chief, I promise to complete the task."
"Okay, let's do it quickly, and we can't let the editors of other stations take the lead." The editor-in-chief emphasized again.
The review editor Xiao Wang repeatedly assured that after hanging up the phone, he was so excited that he hurried to contact the author 'Firefly'.
However, when he found the phone number from the author's information and called it, it was an empty number, and he couldn't reach the phone number, so he went to add the QQ number left by Fang Mutian, but when he added the QQ number, it made him vomit blood Yes, the other party refused anyone to add friends, and the original excitement was wiped out by half, or more, and he couldn't be contacted through these methods. He had no choice but to leave a private message to Fang Mutian, and kept praying in his heart If Fang Mutian could see it sooner, otherwise he would lose such a top master, not to mention future bonuses, he might even walk away after eating.
However, after reading one of the private messages he left, he felt that it was not enough, so he quickly wrote another one, but he still felt that it was not enough, so he wrote two more in a row.
"I hope that the author of 'Firefly' can contact me as soon as possible after seeing my sincere and sincere private messages." Looking at the four private messages left by him, Xiao Wang, the review editor, felt relieved.
The staff of the website are looking for Fang Mutian, the great god, and the book review section of his novel "Shenkeng" is also lively at the moment.
"That 'fat man' is a big idiot, such a god-defying masterpiece, he actually said it was a small white essay, it was rubbish, I think he is rubbish." A reader commented in the book review area.
"That's right, that guy is an idiot, and he claims to have been in the literary world for many years. I think he is just a noob." Another reader said.
Fatty thinks it is shameless for him to do this, but at this point, if he is not shameless, then he will be in tragedy. Besides, he is a shameless person, and it is normal for a shameless person to do some shameless things .
After reading the book review he left, the fat man received a call from Xu Jie after a while, said a few words, then greeted Fang Mutian and the others, and left Fang Mutian's house.
It didn't take long for the fat man to come to a coffee shop called 'Seoul City'. When he walked into the coffee shop, he saw Xu Jie and Liu Xin'er and walked over quickly.
"A glass of Blue Mountain, less sugar." The fat man said to the waiter, and then sat down and hurriedly asked Xu Jie and the others: "How is it? Did you come up with any good decisions?"
Xu Jie shook his head and said, "No, we have discussed various methods, but after thinking about it, Brother Fang is useless at all."
The fat man said: "Then what should I do? Brother Tian told me that bastard, let me think about how to kiss you."
Xu Jie trembled when he heard the words, and said in a deep voice, "He really said that?"
The fat man nodded silently.
At this time, Liu Xiner gritted her teeth and said angrily: "You two idiots, what's the point of you kissing? Is there any misfortune for my old lady? My old lady lost, but I have to dance pole dance and sing "Eighteen Eighteen" for that shameless bastard. , touch"."
Liu Xiner gritted her silver teeth tightly, remembering that she wanted to dance pole dance in front of Fang Mutian, and she also sang "Eighteen, Touching", and even groped while singing and dancing, she almost missed her silver tooth. Crushed.
How could that shameless bastard come up with such a dirty bet?Now how to do?Is it really necessary to fulfill the promise?If he fulfilled it, what face would he have to face others in the future?
Hearing Liu Xiner's words, the fat man and Xu Jie glanced at each other, and they both remained silent. They also sympathized with Liu Xiner, but Liu Xiner danced and sang on the pole, did they feel sad?They are two big men kissing, and they are not glass. Isn't it tragic that two men kissing?
Xu Jie looked at the fat man, and then asked Liu Xiner, "Xiner, what do you think we should do?"
After reading Fang Mutian's novel "God's Pit", they knew that they had lost the bet, and they also thought about cheating, but they refused to admit it, but they knew Fang Mutian very well, cheating, is it possible?
Liu Xin'er snorted coldly: "I came here to discuss a solution with you, not to come to see me to find a solution. Let's think about it carefully. No matter how shameless that bastard is, he still has weaknesses. As long as we find his If we are weak, we will not be threatened by him."
"His weakness?"
The fat man and Xu Jie both nodded, but they also thought about threatening him with Fang Mutian's weakness, but after thinking about it for a long time, they didn't think of any weakness about Fang Mutian, as if he had no weakness.
Is he a perfect man?No, no, that guy is so shameless, how could he be perfect?He has flaws too, but those flaws don't help them much.
"Xin'er, we've thought about it. There's no reason to threaten Brother Tian. We haven't caught him at all." The fat man said weakly.
Xu Jie also nodded and said, "Yes, Xin'er, Brother Fang is hiding too deeply. There is no way for us to catch him. It seems that we can't do anything to him."
"Are we just going to sit and wait to die like this?" Liu Xin'er also felt a little powerless in her heart, although she was very unwilling, but as they said, they really had nothing to threaten Fang Mutian.
Xu Jie smiled wryly and said, "Although Zhuge Liang is the best among the three cobblers, we still need to score points. Xiner, in fact, the worst is me and Fatty. You still have a chance to let Brother Fang not punish you."
"Not bad." Fatty also nodded.
But Liu Xin'er was taken aback, and quickly asked, "What do you mean?"
Xu Jie pondered for a while, and said: "Your capital lies in the fact that you are a girl, and you are so beautiful. If Brother Fang is tricking you into being a beauty, and you are a bit of a flirt, with Brother Fang's wretched appearance, will he not be fascinated by you? Then he will definitely not do anything to you."
Liu Xin'er heard the words, and immediately said angrily: "You rascal, my mother won't trick that bastard, and you still make me flirt, flirt? It depends on the person, what qualifications does that bastard have to make me flirt with him? ? If you dance pole dance, you can dance pole dance, and sing "Eighteen, Touching" as long as my old lady sings, what's the big deal."
Then Liu Xiner gave Xu Jie and Fatty a hard look, then snorted coldly, stood up and left.
However, in her heart, she was extremely excited, and almost jumped up without excitement. She still agreed with Xu Jie's proposal, singing such an obscene song with dancing, and even touching her body while singing, more than It's much more embarrassing to use beauty tricks and make a fool of yourself.
"If that bastard doesn't let me go, then use this method." Liu Xin'er hummed a song, and left happily.
Seeing Liu Xiner leave, the fat man asked Xu Jie, "What should we do now?"
Xu Jie spread his hands with a bitter face and said, "What else can we do? Wait for Brother Fang to pronounce our death sentence."
The fat man's heart twitched, he looked at Xu Jie and said, "Rogue Xu, you need to brush your teeth a few more times then."
Xu Jie nodded and said, "You too."
The same people who have fallen in the end of the world, why is it too urgent to confront each other?At this time, they were both fish on Fang Mutian's chopping board, and they didn't quarrel anymore. If it was the same as before, Xu Jie would definitely quarrel with him if the fat man asked Xu Jie to brush his teeth a few more times.
But when Fatty and the others were distressed, the backstage editors of Zongheng became lively at the moment. They were all in shock and shock when they watched Fang Mutian's novel "God's Pit".
"A masterpiece, this is a real masterpiece." An editor exclaimed.
"I've never seen such a heaven-defying novel. The description control of the scene and the portrayal of the characters are perfect to the extreme. Reading such a novel is simply a kind of enjoyment in life." Another editor also nodded.
"But it is also a kind of torture. This novel is just like the title of the book. It is a pit, an unrivaled divine pit. While reading it, if there is no continuation, it will be a tragedy."
"That's right, the foreshadowing, the pits dug, and the suspense left in the article are extremely painful. I really don't know how many readers will be killed. If the author drops the article to the eunuch midway, I don't know how many people will be killed." What kind of scolding."
As for the editor reviewing Fang Mutian's novel, he couldn't sit still any longer, and excitedly said to the other editors around him, "You guys watch first, I'll call and report to the editor-in-chief immediately."
This kind of novel is so against the sky, if it is not signed as soon as possible, if it is poached by other stations, it will be an unimaginable loss. With such a talented author, no matter which station signs the contract, it will be a loss. fortune.
The other editors looked at the editor who was reviewing the "Shenkeng" novel and went to the rest room to make a phone call, their faces full of envy. He had reviewed such a masterpiece, and after reporting it to the editor-in-chief, the editor-in-chief would definitely ask him to come and have a detailed discussion with the author Regarding the signing of the contract, none of these editors would want the author in their hands to be a master, and this is related to the bonus.
The review editor hurriedly came to the break room, took out the phone to find the editor-in-chief's number, and immediately dialed it. As soon as the other party answered the phone, he excitedly said to the editor-in-chief: "Editor-in-chief, I just reviewed a A masterpiece."
The voice of the editor-in-chief came from the phone, but he was still a little unbelievable, and asked, "Is it true?"
The review editor hurriedly said: "Editor-in-chief, how dare I lie to you? It is indeed a masterpiece, and other editors have read it. If the editor-in-chief doesn't believe it, you can go to our website and read it. The novel is called "God pit"."
The editor-in-chief couldn't sit still for a while. One editor may not be able to judge enough, but all the editors on the job think so, so the novel "Shenkeng" is really not easy, and said: "Wait first, don't hang up. Call, I'll go to the station to have a look."
"Okay, editor-in-chief." The review editor nodded.
After a while, the editor-in-chief's voice came from the phone again, and this time the voice seemed very excited and eager, saying: "Xiao Wang, put down all the work in your hands and contact the author immediately. You have to sign this book for me, this is your current job, do you hear me clearly?"
The review editor Xiao Wang responded immediately: "Yes, editor-in-chief, I will do it right away. Don't worry about the editor-in-chief, I promise to complete the task."
"Okay, let's do it quickly, and we can't let the editors of other stations take the lead." The editor-in-chief emphasized again.
The review editor Xiao Wang repeatedly assured that after hanging up the phone, he was so excited that he hurried to contact the author 'Firefly'.
However, when he found the phone number from the author's information and called it, it was an empty number, and he couldn't reach the phone number, so he went to add the QQ number left by Fang Mutian, but when he added the QQ number, it made him vomit blood Yes, the other party refused anyone to add friends, and the original excitement was wiped out by half, or more, and he couldn't be contacted through these methods. He had no choice but to leave a private message to Fang Mutian, and kept praying in his heart If Fang Mutian could see it sooner, otherwise he would lose such a top master, not to mention future bonuses, he might even walk away after eating.
However, after reading one of the private messages he left, he felt that it was not enough, so he quickly wrote another one, but he still felt that it was not enough, so he wrote two more in a row.
"I hope that the author of 'Firefly' can contact me as soon as possible after seeing my sincere and sincere private messages." Looking at the four private messages left by him, Xiao Wang, the review editor, felt relieved.
The staff of the website are looking for Fang Mutian, the great god, and the book review section of his novel "Shenkeng" is also lively at the moment.
"That 'fat man' is a big idiot, such a god-defying masterpiece, he actually said it was a small white essay, it was rubbish, I think he is rubbish." A reader commented in the book review area.
"That's right, that guy is an idiot, and he claims to have been in the literary world for many years. I think he is just a noob." Another reader said.
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