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Hearing Liu Xiner's words, Xu Jie's complexion suddenly changed several times, first it turned purple, then black, then red, and finally slowly returned to normal.How could this female devil tell my "glorious deeds" in front of so many people?

But Fang Mutian and Fang Fatty's eyes lit up, and they both looked at Xu Jie who begged Liu Xiner for mercy with strange eyes.I didn't expect this kid to be such a hooligan since he was a child, and he started playing hooligans even in kindergarten, and he even has the face to say that he is a five-good youth, a three-good student, and his face is really thick.

Although Fang Mutian and Fatty Fang knew that Xu Jie was a rascal and lustful, they never expected that this bastard had been such a rascal since he was a child. For doing that, it seems that Liu Xin'er did not wrong him by calling him Xu Hooligan, Xu Pervert.

"Xin'er, you...you're not kidding, are you?" Xu Min on the side also widened her beautiful eyes, opened her small mouth slightly, and asked Liu Xin'er in astonishment.

Is it too exaggerated to start playing hooligans at the age of three?At three years old, what could he know?know what?

"Hmph, do you think I'm joking?" Liu Xin'er was slightly dissatisfied with Xu Min's disbelief in her words, so she presented the facts to prove that her words were true, and said, "This scoundrel is here When he was eight years old, he became an abnormal hooligan and did many things that both people and gods would hate, so let me tell you about the time when this hooligan tried to trick the girls in his class into doing that nasty thing."

"This gangster saw that a little girl in their class was growing up very cute, so he moved his mind and wanted to seduce her to do that kind of nasty thing. This gangster wanted to achieve his goal, but he couldn't achieve his goal. He vowed not to give up and exhausted everything Various methods were used to seduce the little girl, and finally the little girl was persuaded by the hooligan, but the little girl first went to their teacher to discuss whether she would conceive a baby after doing that."

"Guess, how did the little girl ask their teacher?" Liu Xiner said with a smile on her lips.

"How did you ask?" Fatty Fang couldn't help the curiosity in his heart, and asked hastily.

Even Fang Mutian and Xu Min were full of curiosity on their faces, eager to know the development of the matter.As for Xu Xinyan, she smiled wryly and shook her head, looking at the eccentric Liu Xin'er, she felt a headache.

"Xin'er, my aunt, please stop talking, I beg you, can't I be wrong? Let me live." Seeing this, Xu Jie was on the verge of crying. Xin'er, in his eyes, is completely a devil at the moment.

"Now I know I was wrong? Why did I go so early? Hmph, I was wrong, it's too late now." Liu Xin'er snorted, not intending to let Xu Jie go, as if she would not give up until Xu Jie died. .

Ignored Xu Jie, and continued: "The question the little girl asked was also very interesting. First, she asked their teacher, whether her mother is 29 years old, can she conceive a baby? The teacher said yes, and then asked her cousin, who is 19 years old, if she can conceive Baby, the teacher felt a little strange, this child is so young, why does she ask these things? But she still replied yes. "

"Finally asked her if she was seven years old and if she could conceive a baby. Their teacher was shocked on the spot and shook his head stupidly, while Xu Rogue laughed smugly and said to the little girl, look, I said You can't have a baby, let's go, let's go play now."

Liu Xiner cast a contemptuous glance at Xu Jie, who had a purple-black face, and continued: "Their teacher saw the smug Xu Hooligan holding hands with that little girl and preparing to leave. It felt a little unusual. After stopping them and questioning them strictly, the little girl told their teacher about what she planned to do with Xu Hooligan. At that time, their teacher was shocked, but in the end the hooligan was not allowed to The conspiracy succeeded."

"Xu gangster, tell me, are you still a five-good youth, a three-good student?" Liu Xiner smiled, looking like a devil, and said to Xu Jie: "If you are stubborn and have objections to my words, you can refute them, but Let's go on, there are so many "glorious deeds" of yours, I'm afraid I can't finish them in a day and a night."

refute?Is my rebuttal useful?Still say?You might as well stab me to death.Xu Jie's heart twitched for a while. He swore that he would never play against Liu Xin'er again. No matter what she said, no matter how wrong she was, you should nod and say she was right.

Such a woman cannot afford to be hurt.

"No, no, Xin'er, show mercy and let me go." Xu Jie shook his head hastily. If he let this girl continue, he might even say that he wet the bed when he was five years old. come out.

After finishing speaking, Xu Jie looked at his sister Xu Xinyan again, and asked his sister to help her so that Liu Xiner could not continue talking.

Xu Xinyan glared at Xu Jie, but still said: "Okay, Xin'er, stop talking, we should go back."

"Okay, I'll listen to you, Sister Xinyan." Liu Xiner smiled and nodded to Xu Xinyan, then hummed softly, and said to Xu Jie: "Hmph, I'm in a pretty good mood today, so I won't talk about you Rogue."

At this time, Fang Mutian said to Liu Xiner and the others: "Liu Xiner, Xu Xinyan, I do have something to do today, please forgive me, but don't worry, I will definitely treat you to dinner another day, and thank you for your help."

"Hehe, it's okay, we are friends, and we should help." Xu Xinyan said with a smile.

Liu Xiner ignored Fang Mutian, Fang Mutian snorted, then pulled Xu Xinyan into her Porsche, started the car, and left quickly.

***, this girl's videos are too rude, what are you doing, she's really sick.Fang Mutian was very unhappy with Liu Xiner's attitude.

And Fatty Fang came to Xu Jie's side at this time, and asked Xu Jie with a strange smile: "Boy Xu Jie, is what Liu Xiner said is true?"

"What's real? Let's go, let's go back too." Xu Jie was very depressed and said angrily.

But Fatty Fang said relentlessly: "Both of us, if you have any embarrassments, tell us what you have done in the past that made people and gods angry. Let us worship and worship."

"****, are you finished? Say it again, don't blame me for turning my face." Xu Jie said angrily.

"Flip? Can you show me?" Fatty Fang curled his lips, rolled his eyes immediately, and said, "Well, tell me one thing, and I'll tell you one thing I did, how about it? Let's discuss with each other so that neither of us will suffer, what do you think?"

Xu Jie was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "Okay, but you have to speak first."

"I'll say it first? Why should I say it first? No, you have to say it first."

"I've already told you an embarrassing thing about me, why should I say it first? No, it's your turn this time."

"Did you say it just now? That's what Liu Xiner said. That doesn't count. You have to say it yourself."

"Nimma, Liu Xiner didn't tell me about me? Why can't it be counted? It's not fair, damn it, hurry up, you talk about it first."

"Fair? What is fair? Can it be eaten as a meal? I haven't heard of it. Forget it. If you don't talk about falling down, I don't want to listen to it." Fatty Fang said with a curled lip.

never mind?How can this work, the bastard already knows about Lao Tzu's embarrassment, so how about I also know about his embarrassment.

Seeing Fatty Fang's indifferent face, Xu Jie gritted his teeth with hatred, and said, "Bastard, you're cruel, I'll say it first, but it's okay, I said it, you have to say it, Otherwise, don’t blame me for talking about friendship.”

"Hurry up and talk, what are you talking about? Don't you understand me, Fatty Fang? If you say what you promise, you will definitely do it." Fatty Fang said.

"Okay, I'll just say it." Xu Jie gritted his teeth, and immediately started talking to Fatty Fang.

Looking at the transaction between Xu Jie and Fatty Fang, Fang Mutian's mind was full of black lines. These two bastards are really full, and they actually started talking about those hooligan things.

Xu Jie was driving the car, discussing passionately with Fatty Fang, and Xu Min, who was sitting in the back row with Fang Mutian, blushed when he heard their impassioned, explicit, and spittle-flying argument, Focused on the window, pretending that he didn't hear anything.

Listening to Fang Fatty and the two talking about their "heroic deeds", at what age did they give their first kiss to whom, at what age did they say goodbye to being a virgin, how many women have they dated from kindergarten to now, who is the most beautiful, who Fang Mutian has the most plump and straight breasts, the roundest and largest buttocks, etc. Fang Mutian can't wait to wipe out the pests in these two countries.

"I said you two shameless bastards, you are endless, shouldn't you stop for a while? What is there to show off about your things?" Fang Mutian really couldn't listen anymore, so he said aloud: "Also, Xu Min is still here, don't you know how to pay attention to what you say?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I almost forgot about Xu Min." Fatty Fang was taken aback, and said with a smile.

Then he said to Xu Jie: "I said Xu Jie, I didn't expect you to be so coquettish and have such a romantic and happy thing. In this regard, I feel inferior, but if there is any good thing in the future, don't take it alone, you boy. Come on me."

Xu Jie nodded loyally and said: "Of course it's no problem, don't worry, if there are good things in the future, you must have your share."

"Hey, that's good." Fatty Fang nodded with a reassuring smile.

Back at the clothing store, Fang Mutian and the others put the clothing they had brought back into the store, and then the three shameless guys began to share the six bottles of famous wine they brought from Mochizuki Resort.

One bottle of genuine Lafite red wine, three bottles of Johnnie Walker Monarch whiskey, one bottle of Golden Age brandy, one bottle of Remy Martin Louis XIII, six bottles, exactly two bottles for each person, Fang Mutian took the genuine Lafite without hesitation Fei and Remy Louis XIII, leaving the rest to Xu Jie and Fatty Fang.

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