Unlimited seckill of online games

Chapter 1673 This old lady has a belt

(Third watch, call it a day!) The way of heaven is to make up for the deficiency.This sentence is used in the equipment selection of high-end players, but it is not a universal truth.

In the 30-year history of online games, there is a type of player who has been criticized since its appearance. All their judging fools shut up.

This kind of person is extreme flow.

The extreme flow in online games is mainly reflected in their specificity, they advocate a type of equipment and a fixed style of play.For example, the violent style of Dulian Qiuyu, such as Xiaojing's persistence and counterattack style, such as Mayfair, Luo Lan, and Banxia Weiliang's crazy flash and life style.

After two days and three nights of hard work, the Omen dungeon has finally achieved some success. After I entered and exited seven times in Tianben, I finally played the long-awaited metal gauntlet of God's Punishment.

After I took out this magical object from the treasure chest, I felt a little excited and exhausted. I have not slept for 39 hours because of it, and I am on the verge of collapse. Going crazy.

Huihui is very grateful to the close comrades who accompanied me in the dungeon this time - Tianya Hand in Hand, Haikushilan, Xueyi, Adventurous Villain, Pinellia Weiliang, it is they who stayed with me all night long, so that I have today's gains.

Entering the book at 1:05 in the morning and leaving the book at 4:12, we once again broke the record for the fastest customs clearance in Tianben.

Holding this golden drop, I burst into tears, "On behalf of the people's representatives, I am quietly representing my family, thank you all great gods for your support!"

Tian Ya joined hands and said, "Stop it, you have the time to talk to us, wash up and sleep quickly, look at your dark eye circles, brother, this is not how you play this game, even you are a tough guy, you can't waste like this Myself, hurry up and get off the assembly line! Save the nonsense when I arrive in Tianjin, and talk about it when you buy me a drink!"

I'm not a hypocritical person either. I took this hard-won gauntlet and released the copy, and mailed it to Little Pepper who went online at 4:[-] and then went offline.

In 39 hours, I downloaded 3 trips to Tianben with the dungeon CD, and spent most of the rest of the time in the blood domain to help the team win gold medals, and for a short period of time to get various bosses, and even went to the island where the Korean player is located. On the neighboring island, I killed an earth god-level boss, but in the end, nothing good was dropped, only a piece of fairy-level leather leggings. Regarding this, I said that it was completely because I was not acclimatized and got in the dark.Moreover, because of this boss, I once again offended the dear Korean players. I fought the boss on the top of the mountain by myself, and the baby cast magic one by one on the mountainside, blocking more than 1 passionate players in Korea. Halfway up the mountain, when I finally packed up my equipment and left, a large group of Korean players raised their middle fingers at me and praised, "You can't be too extraordinary!"

To be honest, I'm quite helpless, my dears, can you point out some other words when I come again next time, this sentence is not vulgar, although I am very listenable, but I can't always praise this sentence I'm not?

Maybe it's also because rp is so strong, so in one day, I exploded the metal breastplate, but this last small piece couldn't be exploded.

Therefore, no one knows how much I cried when the unscrupulous Wang Huadong kissed the breastplate with his bearded mouth.

Today is fine, I can finally sleep peacefully.

……

In other words, I slept soundly in the first half, but not in the second half. I fell asleep without eating, so when I fell asleep, I dreamed of the big white steamed bun that I had been thinking about day and night, that steamed bun One is not as big as 34d, it is hot and white, and there is a big red dot on it, and it smells like a rich milky fragrance, which is really attractive.

I thought about it, this time I have to learn a lesson. After waking up last time, I took a sip and almost cried out what Xiaojing wanted. This time we can’t repeat the same mistakes, first confirm whether Steamed buns!

So, I shyly walked over and touched it tentatively.

As a result, the big white steamed bun didn't move at all.

I thought to myself, hey, I got it right this time, I didn't get it wrong!This is definitely a real steamed bun!

But I thought about it again, since the hand feels so good, let's squeeze it first!

So I mustered up the courage to squeeze again.

This amazing touch made me dumbfounded at the time, "I rub it, this elastic swelling is better than rice cakes! Dude, I like it!"

So, my pure person pinched it happily for 5 minutes.

However, I don’t care if I’m full. After pinching for a long time, my stomach became more and more hungry, and finally I couldn’t help it, and took a hard bite of this big white steamed bun!

Then, I only heard the scream of "ah" from the big steamed bun, and I woke up.

Then pinch, I was inexplicably beaten by Xiaojing, "Smelly brother! This is the second time! Did you mean it! I will kill you!!!"

I quickly wiped away the overflowing saliva, and cried, "Jingjing, I was wrong, I missed my panties..."

(Okay, let me explain in particular, what does it mean that the panties are all wrong? This starts with a famous movie in Nibangguo. The name of that movie is "The University of Love", in which There is a line that reads "the underpants are all wrong". Later, this meaning was extended to "a big mistake". Ok, after the knowledge popularization class, please applaud the students affectionately, thank you!) Xiaojing broke open in embarrassment It bit my mouth, and knocked on my teeth twice, "Smelly brother, if there is another time, I will knock out all your little white teeth! Woohoo, you bit me to death, it hurts to death gone."

I took a look at Xiaojing's injured part, but no, there was a lot of saliva on Xiaojing's chest, and this bite was obviously not light by me.

I smiled and said, "Okay, there won't be a next time, by the way, I have medicine here, come, brother will rub the medicine on you personally to make amends!"

Then, there was a crackling sound in the room, and I was beaten again.

I lay on the ground, vomited blood, and said in a tangled, "I obviously mean well, why did you hit me?"

Xiao Jing grinned, "I will apply the medicine myself, thank you for your kindness!"

……

Walking out of the room with Xiaojing, I found that it was already 12 o'clock in the noon. At this time, the living room was full of fragrance, and the dining table was already filled with mouth-watering breakfast, including my favorite water stuffed buns and millet Porridge.

The MMs are eating at the moment. Seeing me coming, Su Mi quickly pulled a chair for me, and at the same time asked kindly, "Brother, is your forehead full of lumps? Sister Jing just went up for a quarter of an hour, you guys?" Is the battle so intense?"

Xiaojing tightly strangled Su Mi's neck, "You and your brother are both indifferent! You know how to bully me!"

Everyone was laughing and speechless.

I reluctantly picked up the steamed bun and stuffed it into my mouth, "Hey, it's delicious, it's really delicious, even better than the steamed bun in my dream."

Undoubtedly, this unintentional remark quickly provoked a third beating...

Afterwards, I turned into an adult leather sofa again, and was sat under two soft and elastic buttocks by classmate Xiao Jing very reasonably.

Fei'er and Dulian Qiuyu talked sarcasticly, "Sister, why do you think Xiao Shou Shou has been so turbulent recently?"

"Who knows, I have been staying abroad recently, so I must have been infected by the bad atmosphere."

"What should I do about the swelling?" Fei'er looked worried, and she couldn't help falling on me, "Why don't we go to Phuket this time and not take him there, and wait until the game is about to start. , let him come over again."

Dulian Qiuyu also transferred to me unconsciously, "Yeah, let's do it this way, I think this method works, maybe it can completely remove the roots!"

"Damn... You guys are going too far! How can you bully my brother during dinner?" Su Mi rushed over angrily.

Tears of gratitude filled my eyes, "Sister, I knew you were the best."

Su Mi: "Brother, I don't mean anything else by saying this. Sister Fei'er, is there any room? Give me one!"

I wailed, gen fart.

……

When these girls had sat enough, Little Pepper came over to clean up the mess, directly sucked me out of the gas tube, fed me more than [-] steamed buns and five bowls of millet porridge, and then I came back to life.

Afterwards, Xiaojiao said, "By the way, brother, today the China region is online for maintenance, and a very special dungeon has been refreshed."

I couldn't help being stunned, "What copy?"

"Extraordinary copy."

I was taken aback, "What, Extraordinary copy?"

"That's right, it's a dungeon based on us. Mercury's technicians put all the powerful bosses that appeared in our previous classic battles into this dungeon, and only ordinary players are allowed to enter it. They can choose our profession, go to Play in the copy."

Hearing what Little Pepper said, I was also a little interested, and soon opened the official website.

Sure enough, among the hot topics, the post of the Extraordinary Dungeon has been pinned to the top. After clicking on it, there are pictures and texts in it, such as the four miracle bosses, the false dungeon boss, and many stars and stars in the dungeon.After players enter, they can match their occupations with ours, and I correspond to wolf warriors and thieves.

Of course, out of respect for our privacy, many of our new skills were not included in the Extraordinary Dungeon program, but only selected skills that everyone is familiar with.

Before reading the hot comment posts below, I thought I should be the best to use, but after reading it, I almost wanted to hang myself.

A buddy commented, "I'm a sun, I thought that the non-general has a lot of roots, but I didn't expect that the non-general Tianlongpo is so difficult to use, and the control ability is so poor!"

A pseudonym commented, "I thought that the extraordinary skills were very powerful, but I didn't expect to need the guidance of the dragon sage, what, I can't cut the monster 10 knives in 6 seconds.

A little Zhengtai commented, "Brother Fei, I am completely disappointed in you, I will not practice thieves, I will practice dwarves instead, Sister Pepper can handle it better than you..."

I threw the notebook away, with teary eyes, staring at the curtains in a daze.Little Pepper hurriedly protected the curtain, "Brother, this curtain is newly bought, don't harm it, if you want to commit suicide, I have a belt!"

I gritted my teeth, "Is there any buns left? I'm not full yet!"

"..."

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