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Chapter 1692 No!
(First update!) This time I was not calm anymore, I shrank my neck back, and quickly escaped from Dulian Qiuyu's clutches, "Hey, Miejue Shitai, don't think that this bald donkey is easy to bully! Don't give it to you! If you have three points of color, you dare to open a dyeing workshop!"
Dulian Qiuyu strode forward, and a white crane spread its wings and hit me, "The little bald donkey dares to be rampant, just hit me!"
I took a step backwards, avoided Ouyang Heroine's ruthless move, and walked out of an S-shaped trajectory with my feet. A Fengshen leg swept over, and went straight to Ouyang Heroine's two snowy legs!
What a heroine Ouyang, she gritted her silver teeth lightly at the critical moment, jumped back, and threw a trajectory more than four meters long, unexpectedly offering a flash!
I was quite surprised, "Exterminate Yaoni, you actually secretly learned my Shaolin true biography "The Flash of the Cloud and Dragon", see if I will not abolish your martial arts."
Come on, I will rush forward, a double wind pours into my ears!
Dulian Qiuyu smiled lightly, and quickly walked out of a circular step that was close to the lotus flower step, and walked around behind me, raised her right foot, and kicked hard towards my plump buttocks, shouting, "Break off your son and grandson's legs!" !"
I was shocked, and my feet "cracked" accelerated continuously, and I started the dragon's walking and tiger's steps, and this was the only way to avoid Ouyang's fatal move!
Then, to my surprise, an uninvited guest suddenly appeared from behind, and used the inexhaustible buckle that had been lost for a long time in the Jianghu at an extremely fast speed, and actually grabbed my wolf waist!
At this moment, even if I have thousands of years of skill, I can't resist such a fierce move, and I can't help crying, "Could it be that your Excellency is the closed disciple of the white-haired witch? I think Shaolin and the white-haired witch have always been close to each other, so why did you sneak attack on me!" "
This person chuckled coldly, "Hmph, thief monk, you peeked at Master Jingyi taking a bath a few days ago. I have a very close friendship with Master, and we are best friends. How can you allow a pervert like you to be presumptuous?"
I backed away again and again, "Could it be that you are the goddess dragon who is known as the goddess of hot hands in the world, and the little pepper of Illinois' plum-cut plum!"
Little Pepper sneered, "So what if it is? So what if it's not? Monk Hua, don't argue too much today. Which yin eye is doing evil, this heroine will dig out which one of you!"
At this moment, Fei'er, Luo Lan, Xiao Jing and others all arrived.
Fei'er glanced at me coldly, and pointed angrily, "Junior Sister Jingyi, could it be this sinister peeking at you taking a shower?"
Xiaojing couldn't bear the shame and indignation, "It's this villain!"
Dulian Qiuyu sneered, her right hand was already across my throat, "Unexpectedly, Junior Sister Jingyi was also humiliated by this villain. Now that he has fallen into our hands, how can we spare him?"
Xiao Jing said fiercely, "If this thief doesn't dig his eyes, I'm having a hard time! Please give me an order from the senior sister in charge, let me get rid of this evil thief!"
Fei'er showed a look of embarrassment, "Although this person is a sinister thief, Shaolin and Emei have always been in the same spirit, how can we kill him recklessly now? Why don't we castrate him, and let him be spared. Die!"
I was very moral, and said in a low voice, "If you want to kill, kill, if you want to cut, if you want to cut my body, I would rather kill myself by biting my tongue!"
Fei'er turned pale with shock, "Such integrity is really rare. If I really kill him, I'm afraid that I, Emei, will be ridiculed by the heroes of the world! That's all, Junior Sister Jingyi, since this thief has seen you take a bath, why don't you commit yourself to it?" Marry him, return to the vulgar, this way you can save Emei and Shaolin from a catastrophe."
Xiao Jing looked shy, "If you want me to marry this villain, it is better to kill me. Unless this villain returns to vulgarity, I will never commit myself to marry him!"
Everyone was shocked, "Quiet, you are too virtuous!"
I raised my hand and said, "Crap! This episode is pretty good, Xiao Feizi, go down and get a box lunch with these tricks, I added an extra dish today."
Fei'er smiled angrily, "Okay, let's go, I found that we love acting more and more recently, it's all because of my sister, you have to provoke or suffer, you don't know that he has a strong desire to perform recently Is it?"
Dulian Qiuyu smiled and said, "Just let him act, he hasn't acted for a long time."
Fei'er said unhappily, "Who said, didn't you perform in front of the water god Evna in Tianben a few days ago?"
I sighed, "No way, that's what the plot needs. If I don't act like this, how can you win 15 consecutive victories today, boss, without losing a single point? Sigh, you are so old and heartless, you still blame me when things come to this Come, how can you embarrass me!"
After hearing this, Fei'er's delicate body trembled, and she quickly walked in front of me, stroking my back, "Little darling, baby, sister, I was wrong, after returning to the palace in a while, let Lafayette take good care of you, Give you a taste of Thailand."
I was dripping with cold sweat, "Forget it, I was wrong."
Fei'er showed a fierce look on her face, "Stop arguing, I was wrong, I'll go back later and see if I don't turn you into a Thai-style human leather sofa!"
So, I begged Mayfair hard, and this turned the Thai flavor into Tianjin's home-cooked flavor.
……
When I arrived at Patong Beach, I found that it was not too lively.After all, starting from May every year, Phuket Island has not only entered the rainy season, but also entered the off-season for tourism. After all, there are not many people who like to watch the wind and rain by the sea.
Mayfair said, "There is an open-air bar in front, let's go and sit there. There is a bartender over there who is very good at mixing drinks, and his cocktails are very authentic. Especially the very special sky blue sea north, which is very small. It's refreshing, and the alcohol content is not high, let's have a cup for each person later."
The girls nodded.
Fei'er turned her gaze to me, "Xiao Shoushou, do you want to go back without having to taste any flavors?"
I understood, "Lafayette, don't bother you to worry about paying the bill. I'll go pay the bill when I'm young."
"You are so obedient and sensible, Xiao Shoushou, I appreciate you more and more."
"Lafayette is absurd."
……
Under the guidance of Mayfair, we soon came to the famous roadside bar.
The name of this bar is also very unique. It is called Guanlan Bar. It is opened by an overseas Chinese in Thailand. The sign in the bar is a Chinese bartender, a sally girl with short hair and a good figure. She is very good at bartending , and there are many tricks, and I have created many kinds of cocktails, so every guest who visits Phuket will come here especially.
Mayfair and the bartender chatted as soon as they met, and they seemed very close. Mayfair said that the bartender is from Baodi, Tianjin, and I am a fellow villager.
When the bartender saw me, he smiled slightly, "I know you, you are extraordinary."
"Oh, you play Holy War too."
"Well, I'm a game fan. Every year during the off-season and big holidays, I stay at home to play games. This year I can't do it. I was supposed to rest this month, but Brother Yao won the right to host the Asian Cup qualifiers, so my The boss gave me a raise to let me finish this period of time.
I smiled and asked, "This month is the low season, is the business okay?"
She nodded, "It's much better than the off-season in previous years, and you can see that there are a lot of people here today. Hehe, what do you want to drink?"
Mayfair said, "It's the old rule, each person has a glass of sky blue sea north first."
"Okay, received!" The bartender smiled and quickly started to make drinks for us.
However, before she could adjust the third cup, a very familiar female voice came from the other side of the bar. The voice was originally very clear, like a wind chime, but now it was more or less lazy. It seems to be drunk, "An'an! Give me a glass of Tianlan Haibei too!"
"Limbo dance!?" We said in unison.
Sure enough, it was Limbo Wu. Holding a small half glass of whiskey with ice, she staggered to us.
Today's Limbo Dance is different from the past. Instead of wearing skirts in the past, she put on a white floral skirt. The hem of the skirt is so short that it does not reach the knees, even if it is far from the warning water level. It doesn't seem too far away, the kind that can easily disappear with a slight gust of wind.
Her face was flushed and she smelled of alcohol, obviously she had drunk too much.
She came uninvited, and quickly sat next to me, took out a card from her pocket, and slapped it on the table, "An'an, their account is on me."
Xiaojing doesn't have that much hostility towards Xiaojiali and Dulian Qiuyu, but she is merciless towards her. After all, Lingbowu doesn't invest as much in Xiaojing as Xiaojiali and Dulian Qiuyu.This is an absolute love rival...
So, she strode up and quickly pulled Ling Bo Wu aside, and her card was stuffed back into Ling Bo Wu's hand by Xiaojiao.
Dulian Qiuyu walked over and took out her credit card, "Let's pay for each!"
"Brother Zifei, how can I say that I am also your friend, so you allow your three girlfriends to bully me like this?" Ling Bowu pushed Xiao Jing's hand away and questioned me.
I didn't even look at her, "You're drinking too much, go back and have a good rest, your status is special, it's dangerous to come out without bodyguards on this occasion. Astro Boy, take Miss Lingbo back to her residence."
Ling Bowu gritted her teeth, "Ouyang Zifei, you are so cruel. I really don't understand why you can do this to me? All the girls around you who love you, you can give them a name." You have given a title, but you who can’t give a title also recognized your sisters, and used all your sincerity on them, so why can’t you take out a little bit of your sincerity and give it to me? My Lingbowu Not good at all, which point is not worthy of you?"
I know, this is Ling Bowu uttering the truth after drinking.I was not polite either, I directly took the fellow Huahualuo and Infatuated into my arms, and kissed each of their little faces, "Did you see that? They are just like you, in their bones They all have Chinese blood, and they are all foreigners just like you! But they are different from you, their position and angle are all oriented towards China! What about you? You just want to fight against me! I rely on What is good to you? Why should I be good to you? What is your merit? Every one of these girls around me has me in their hearts, and they have never done anything sorry for me, but what about you? Why do I want to give you my sincerity? I won’t give it to you. Is one star too much? Not much! But I won’t give it!”
Dulian Qiuyu strode forward, and a white crane spread its wings and hit me, "The little bald donkey dares to be rampant, just hit me!"
I took a step backwards, avoided Ouyang Heroine's ruthless move, and walked out of an S-shaped trajectory with my feet. A Fengshen leg swept over, and went straight to Ouyang Heroine's two snowy legs!
What a heroine Ouyang, she gritted her silver teeth lightly at the critical moment, jumped back, and threw a trajectory more than four meters long, unexpectedly offering a flash!
I was quite surprised, "Exterminate Yaoni, you actually secretly learned my Shaolin true biography "The Flash of the Cloud and Dragon", see if I will not abolish your martial arts."
Come on, I will rush forward, a double wind pours into my ears!
Dulian Qiuyu smiled lightly, and quickly walked out of a circular step that was close to the lotus flower step, and walked around behind me, raised her right foot, and kicked hard towards my plump buttocks, shouting, "Break off your son and grandson's legs!" !"
I was shocked, and my feet "cracked" accelerated continuously, and I started the dragon's walking and tiger's steps, and this was the only way to avoid Ouyang's fatal move!
Then, to my surprise, an uninvited guest suddenly appeared from behind, and used the inexhaustible buckle that had been lost for a long time in the Jianghu at an extremely fast speed, and actually grabbed my wolf waist!
At this moment, even if I have thousands of years of skill, I can't resist such a fierce move, and I can't help crying, "Could it be that your Excellency is the closed disciple of the white-haired witch? I think Shaolin and the white-haired witch have always been close to each other, so why did you sneak attack on me!" "
This person chuckled coldly, "Hmph, thief monk, you peeked at Master Jingyi taking a bath a few days ago. I have a very close friendship with Master, and we are best friends. How can you allow a pervert like you to be presumptuous?"
I backed away again and again, "Could it be that you are the goddess dragon who is known as the goddess of hot hands in the world, and the little pepper of Illinois' plum-cut plum!"
Little Pepper sneered, "So what if it is? So what if it's not? Monk Hua, don't argue too much today. Which yin eye is doing evil, this heroine will dig out which one of you!"
At this moment, Fei'er, Luo Lan, Xiao Jing and others all arrived.
Fei'er glanced at me coldly, and pointed angrily, "Junior Sister Jingyi, could it be this sinister peeking at you taking a shower?"
Xiaojing couldn't bear the shame and indignation, "It's this villain!"
Dulian Qiuyu sneered, her right hand was already across my throat, "Unexpectedly, Junior Sister Jingyi was also humiliated by this villain. Now that he has fallen into our hands, how can we spare him?"
Xiao Jing said fiercely, "If this thief doesn't dig his eyes, I'm having a hard time! Please give me an order from the senior sister in charge, let me get rid of this evil thief!"
Fei'er showed a look of embarrassment, "Although this person is a sinister thief, Shaolin and Emei have always been in the same spirit, how can we kill him recklessly now? Why don't we castrate him, and let him be spared. Die!"
I was very moral, and said in a low voice, "If you want to kill, kill, if you want to cut, if you want to cut my body, I would rather kill myself by biting my tongue!"
Fei'er turned pale with shock, "Such integrity is really rare. If I really kill him, I'm afraid that I, Emei, will be ridiculed by the heroes of the world! That's all, Junior Sister Jingyi, since this thief has seen you take a bath, why don't you commit yourself to it?" Marry him, return to the vulgar, this way you can save Emei and Shaolin from a catastrophe."
Xiao Jing looked shy, "If you want me to marry this villain, it is better to kill me. Unless this villain returns to vulgarity, I will never commit myself to marry him!"
Everyone was shocked, "Quiet, you are too virtuous!"
I raised my hand and said, "Crap! This episode is pretty good, Xiao Feizi, go down and get a box lunch with these tricks, I added an extra dish today."
Fei'er smiled angrily, "Okay, let's go, I found that we love acting more and more recently, it's all because of my sister, you have to provoke or suffer, you don't know that he has a strong desire to perform recently Is it?"
Dulian Qiuyu smiled and said, "Just let him act, he hasn't acted for a long time."
Fei'er said unhappily, "Who said, didn't you perform in front of the water god Evna in Tianben a few days ago?"
I sighed, "No way, that's what the plot needs. If I don't act like this, how can you win 15 consecutive victories today, boss, without losing a single point? Sigh, you are so old and heartless, you still blame me when things come to this Come, how can you embarrass me!"
After hearing this, Fei'er's delicate body trembled, and she quickly walked in front of me, stroking my back, "Little darling, baby, sister, I was wrong, after returning to the palace in a while, let Lafayette take good care of you, Give you a taste of Thailand."
I was dripping with cold sweat, "Forget it, I was wrong."
Fei'er showed a fierce look on her face, "Stop arguing, I was wrong, I'll go back later and see if I don't turn you into a Thai-style human leather sofa!"
So, I begged Mayfair hard, and this turned the Thai flavor into Tianjin's home-cooked flavor.
……
When I arrived at Patong Beach, I found that it was not too lively.After all, starting from May every year, Phuket Island has not only entered the rainy season, but also entered the off-season for tourism. After all, there are not many people who like to watch the wind and rain by the sea.
Mayfair said, "There is an open-air bar in front, let's go and sit there. There is a bartender over there who is very good at mixing drinks, and his cocktails are very authentic. Especially the very special sky blue sea north, which is very small. It's refreshing, and the alcohol content is not high, let's have a cup for each person later."
The girls nodded.
Fei'er turned her gaze to me, "Xiao Shoushou, do you want to go back without having to taste any flavors?"
I understood, "Lafayette, don't bother you to worry about paying the bill. I'll go pay the bill when I'm young."
"You are so obedient and sensible, Xiao Shoushou, I appreciate you more and more."
"Lafayette is absurd."
……
Under the guidance of Mayfair, we soon came to the famous roadside bar.
The name of this bar is also very unique. It is called Guanlan Bar. It is opened by an overseas Chinese in Thailand. The sign in the bar is a Chinese bartender, a sally girl with short hair and a good figure. She is very good at bartending , and there are many tricks, and I have created many kinds of cocktails, so every guest who visits Phuket will come here especially.
Mayfair and the bartender chatted as soon as they met, and they seemed very close. Mayfair said that the bartender is from Baodi, Tianjin, and I am a fellow villager.
When the bartender saw me, he smiled slightly, "I know you, you are extraordinary."
"Oh, you play Holy War too."
"Well, I'm a game fan. Every year during the off-season and big holidays, I stay at home to play games. This year I can't do it. I was supposed to rest this month, but Brother Yao won the right to host the Asian Cup qualifiers, so my The boss gave me a raise to let me finish this period of time.
I smiled and asked, "This month is the low season, is the business okay?"
She nodded, "It's much better than the off-season in previous years, and you can see that there are a lot of people here today. Hehe, what do you want to drink?"
Mayfair said, "It's the old rule, each person has a glass of sky blue sea north first."
"Okay, received!" The bartender smiled and quickly started to make drinks for us.
However, before she could adjust the third cup, a very familiar female voice came from the other side of the bar. The voice was originally very clear, like a wind chime, but now it was more or less lazy. It seems to be drunk, "An'an! Give me a glass of Tianlan Haibei too!"
"Limbo dance!?" We said in unison.
Sure enough, it was Limbo Wu. Holding a small half glass of whiskey with ice, she staggered to us.
Today's Limbo Dance is different from the past. Instead of wearing skirts in the past, she put on a white floral skirt. The hem of the skirt is so short that it does not reach the knees, even if it is far from the warning water level. It doesn't seem too far away, the kind that can easily disappear with a slight gust of wind.
Her face was flushed and she smelled of alcohol, obviously she had drunk too much.
She came uninvited, and quickly sat next to me, took out a card from her pocket, and slapped it on the table, "An'an, their account is on me."
Xiaojing doesn't have that much hostility towards Xiaojiali and Dulian Qiuyu, but she is merciless towards her. After all, Lingbowu doesn't invest as much in Xiaojing as Xiaojiali and Dulian Qiuyu.This is an absolute love rival...
So, she strode up and quickly pulled Ling Bo Wu aside, and her card was stuffed back into Ling Bo Wu's hand by Xiaojiao.
Dulian Qiuyu walked over and took out her credit card, "Let's pay for each!"
"Brother Zifei, how can I say that I am also your friend, so you allow your three girlfriends to bully me like this?" Ling Bowu pushed Xiao Jing's hand away and questioned me.
I didn't even look at her, "You're drinking too much, go back and have a good rest, your status is special, it's dangerous to come out without bodyguards on this occasion. Astro Boy, take Miss Lingbo back to her residence."
Ling Bowu gritted her teeth, "Ouyang Zifei, you are so cruel. I really don't understand why you can do this to me? All the girls around you who love you, you can give them a name." You have given a title, but you who can’t give a title also recognized your sisters, and used all your sincerity on them, so why can’t you take out a little bit of your sincerity and give it to me? My Lingbowu Not good at all, which point is not worthy of you?"
I know, this is Ling Bowu uttering the truth after drinking.I was not polite either, I directly took the fellow Huahualuo and Infatuated into my arms, and kissed each of their little faces, "Did you see that? They are just like you, in their bones They all have Chinese blood, and they are all foreigners just like you! But they are different from you, their position and angle are all oriented towards China! What about you? You just want to fight against me! I rely on What is good to you? Why should I be good to you? What is your merit? Every one of these girls around me has me in their hearts, and they have never done anything sorry for me, but what about you? Why do I want to give you my sincerity? I won’t give it to you. Is one star too much? Not much! But I won’t give it!”
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