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Chapter 1887 Turned into a lump of poop
(First update!) After the meal, it went online.
As soon as I logged into the game, I couldn't wait to enter the voice channel. As a result, as soon as I entered, I was pulled into the encrypted channel by Xiaojiao and Dulian Qiuyu.
Before I could speak, Dulian Qiuyu said to me, "Little brat, Jingjing doesn't know about it yet, so you can hide it from me!"
I nodded, "I see."
"Oh, I won't talk about you anymore, you are a worry-free guy." Dulian Qiuyu sighed, "You are always so thoughtful, and no one will ever control you. One day, I'll give you a solid blow."
I smiled and said, "Sister, after I go back, you can whip me."
Dulian Qiuyu gritted her teeth, "No problem, after I go back, let's see how I kill you, anyway, I'm in Tianjin now."
Little Pepper's teeth were itching with anger, "Brother, come back, I've prepared a cup for you."
I was dripping with cold sweat, "Sister, she threatened me with a cup again, don't worry about it!"
"Don't worry about your uncle, just kill you bastard! I won't care about it this time!" Dulian Qiuyu scolded, "You heartless little animal, you soul who abandoned his wife and children Light stuff..."
I was shocked, "Damn, which one of you is pregnant? Why are you abandoning your wife and son?"
Du Lian Qiu Yu's face was flushed, "Damn, I was wrong, can't I make a slip of the tongue? Can't you suffer?"
I laughed, "Okay, okay, it's too good, sister, I know I was wrong."
"Don't be so hippie, you little bastard, come back and die!"
……
After being bombarded by two chicks for a long time, I was relieved.I was also a little scared, thanks to the fact that they didn't know how dangerous last night was. If they knew, they might have to fly to Nippon before I return home.
Fortunately, they do not know.
Sometimes, men do things like this. They originally think about the future of their women, but they ignore their women's worries about themselves. Therefore, after doing things, most of them will be scolded by their women to death.In fact, they scold themselves because they love themselves.
What my sister said to me last night is not false. Even if I am bankrupt and a penniless pauper, she will support me and love me for the rest of my life, because what she loves is my people, not my property. .So are the peppers.
But the more this is the case, the more I can't let them down, and I don't want to hurt them, that's why I work so hard.
Therefore, the love between a man and a woman is always contradictory, always a unity of opposites.Love each other deeply, but hurt each other.
When I summoned the baby, the baby smiled at me angrily. Obviously, although she didn't know what happened, she had already asked something from Diofi's mouth.
So, I could only find a remote corner, forcefully push her down, and force her to hide my affairs.
As a result, after finishing the work, the baby beat me up.
……
Afterwards, we went to see Diofi. Seeing that I was safe and sound, Diofi hugged me happily for a long time, and then returned the bull magic bag to me. When are you going to open the lucky bag?"
After pondering for a while, I said, "Now is not the time, the food and grass are not available, and the time is not yet ripe. I am going to look for dragon fish meat first. After collecting a large amount, it will be the time for us to act."
Diofi said, "Well, you are indeed very meticulous in what you do."
In fact, although I got Rainbow Lake and Dragon Fish Meat, my SS-level mission is not considered complete, because Alden has very strict requirements on me. He said that in order to experience me, I must go to the Magic Rain The East China Sea of the mainland challenged the East China Sea dragon fish, and the task could only be considered as completed if the dragon fish meat was obtained and made into dishes.
I calculated the time, and I can also do tasks on the passenger ship, because it is already 2016, the network is developed, and I can still use the network system on the passenger ship to play games at sea.
So, at 2 o'clock in the afternoon that day, I formed a few mm into the team and gathered from the islands in the East China Sea of the Magic Rain Continent.
Before we got into the water, Baby waved his staff towards us, releasing clouds of water-colored mist on us.
For a while, each of us has a very rooted state on the top of our heads——[Water Blessing]: When we walk in the water, we will not be affected by the water, and we can still keep our bodies free from any damage. Does not affect various attributes of oneself, and the state lasts for 2 hours.
……
I was speechless, "Honey, this is in good shape! When did you learn it?"
Baby chuckled, "Since I became your Scottish maid..."
"Pfft!" I sprayed immediately, while the other three girls burst out laughing.
I walked over angrily and squeezed my face, "You girl, don't be so yd, okay, what kind of Scottish maid? How about a magic servant!?"
"Uh, the Maid of the Magic Rain Continent, referred to as the Demon Servant." Baby said leisurely.
My old blood splattered all over the ground, and the girls laughed so hard that they even covered their stomachs.
Ling Bo Wu said, "Baby is too invincible, I think only Baby can cure you brother."
I snorted softly, "It's not just her who cured me, these girls are not cheap, you don't usually see how they bully me."
"No way? Brother, are you still being bullied?"
"What's wrong with this? Don't you know what this group of yds named me?"
"what name?"
"Extraordinary first impression."
"..."
Baby said, "Okay, Fei Fei is the first one, get into the water quickly, we should go fishing!"
My face was filled with anger, "Baby sister, I was wrong, I went fishing, not horse fishing..."
"Well, it's all the same."
……
After being teased hard by the babe, we went into the water.
At this time, I subconsciously turned on my mount system, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the colorful dragon can be summoned!
It's no wonder that this colorful dragon is the head of the dragon after all, if it can't swim in the water, wouldn't it be too bad.
So, I immediately summoned the colorful dragon.
The MMs were overjoyed and immediately rode up.
This Shenlong is also relatively yd, usually I have a good relationship with me, but I have a good relationship with a few girls, especially with Luo Lan, the relationship is almost irresistible, after seeing Luo Lan, he even gave Luo Lan his head The stalwart on the chest.
Luo Lan smiled and said, "Hey, look at it, look at it, brother, don't you hurt your self-esteem, the dragon you raised is so good to me, otherwise, you might as well give this dragon to me."
I sighed, "Tch, my dragon just wants to suckle."
then……
"Ding dong!" The system prompts: "You have been attacked by player Lanluo's [Sniper Mark] skill, and the toughness of the protective film has dropped by 3095322 points!"
Luo Lan gritted her teeth, "Brother Hundan, do you dare to be more wicked?"
A few mm laughed again.
Luo Lan looked at Ling Bo Wu and said, "You see, Xiao Wu, tell me, are we to blame for bullying him?"
Ling Bowu sighed endlessly, "Brother, you deserve to be the first to be extraordinary, and you asked for this."
I coughed lightly and changed the subject, "Xiao Wu, can't your dragon swim?"
Ling Bo Wu said, "Okay, I just listen to you and forget."
Let's talk, Lingbowu summoned a wind dragon and rode on it, "As far as I know, only fire-type dragons can't swim, because they are afraid of water, and my dragon is afraid of fire, so I went to the volcanic area, It usually flies high."
Luo Lan asked, "Does the dragon clan also have elemental restraint?"
Ling Bowu said, "It is bound to restrain each other. Earth dragons dare not appear when thunder and lightning strike, water dragons are afraid of landslides and ground cracks, fire dragons cannot swim in water, wind dragons dare not shuttle through volcanoes, and thunder dragons are afraid of being exposed to strong winds." They appeared in the masterpieces. They each have their own scary scenes. Currently, the strongest dragons are the dragons of the elder brother and sister Feier. The dragon of the elder brother is the colorful dragon. The same is true for the prison wandering dragon, but the dragon's attributes are not as good as my brother's."
I asked, "Who told you all this?"
Ling Bowu said, "Mezila told me these things when I went to the heaven."
"Huh? Old women will tell you this?"
Ling Bowu nodded happily, "That old lady Mezila is dignified, she actually loves her son, since his son's divine sense was reincarnated into my body, she often summons me, and from time to time will instill in me some things about the heavens. Good thoughts, let me be loyal to the heavens, and at the same time, she also scares me, saying that once I have extra thoughts and want to go to the devil world, she will take away my glory."
I laughed, "You told me that."
Ling Bowu also showed her snow-white fangs, and her smile was not to mention evil, "Hey, brother, you are the worst, you actually let the baby smuggle me into the devil world at the moment of the semi-final match with me, completely beat me!" The heavens were caught off guard, and before the old lady had time to make a move, I was changed by the Demon Queen with her blood, and my ability has also been preserved and strengthened!"
The baby smiled lightly, "Hehe, in this way, the old lady will never be able to extract the power of Erdexiu from your body, because his power has been completely demonized, in other words , His soul has been completely devoured, digested and absorbed by you."
I sighed, "When it is completely digested, it will be excreted and turned into a pile of poop."
A few girls vomited, "Brother, you are so disgusting!"
While joking, our speed was not affected, and we soon came to the deepest trench in the East China Sea.
At this moment, we finally found the powerful and alluring monster we were looking for—the East China Sea dragon fish.
As soon as I logged into the game, I couldn't wait to enter the voice channel. As a result, as soon as I entered, I was pulled into the encrypted channel by Xiaojiao and Dulian Qiuyu.
Before I could speak, Dulian Qiuyu said to me, "Little brat, Jingjing doesn't know about it yet, so you can hide it from me!"
I nodded, "I see."
"Oh, I won't talk about you anymore, you are a worry-free guy." Dulian Qiuyu sighed, "You are always so thoughtful, and no one will ever control you. One day, I'll give you a solid blow."
I smiled and said, "Sister, after I go back, you can whip me."
Dulian Qiuyu gritted her teeth, "No problem, after I go back, let's see how I kill you, anyway, I'm in Tianjin now."
Little Pepper's teeth were itching with anger, "Brother, come back, I've prepared a cup for you."
I was dripping with cold sweat, "Sister, she threatened me with a cup again, don't worry about it!"
"Don't worry about your uncle, just kill you bastard! I won't care about it this time!" Dulian Qiuyu scolded, "You heartless little animal, you soul who abandoned his wife and children Light stuff..."
I was shocked, "Damn, which one of you is pregnant? Why are you abandoning your wife and son?"
Du Lian Qiu Yu's face was flushed, "Damn, I was wrong, can't I make a slip of the tongue? Can't you suffer?"
I laughed, "Okay, okay, it's too good, sister, I know I was wrong."
"Don't be so hippie, you little bastard, come back and die!"
……
After being bombarded by two chicks for a long time, I was relieved.I was also a little scared, thanks to the fact that they didn't know how dangerous last night was. If they knew, they might have to fly to Nippon before I return home.
Fortunately, they do not know.
Sometimes, men do things like this. They originally think about the future of their women, but they ignore their women's worries about themselves. Therefore, after doing things, most of them will be scolded by their women to death.In fact, they scold themselves because they love themselves.
What my sister said to me last night is not false. Even if I am bankrupt and a penniless pauper, she will support me and love me for the rest of my life, because what she loves is my people, not my property. .So are the peppers.
But the more this is the case, the more I can't let them down, and I don't want to hurt them, that's why I work so hard.
Therefore, the love between a man and a woman is always contradictory, always a unity of opposites.Love each other deeply, but hurt each other.
When I summoned the baby, the baby smiled at me angrily. Obviously, although she didn't know what happened, she had already asked something from Diofi's mouth.
So, I could only find a remote corner, forcefully push her down, and force her to hide my affairs.
As a result, after finishing the work, the baby beat me up.
……
Afterwards, we went to see Diofi. Seeing that I was safe and sound, Diofi hugged me happily for a long time, and then returned the bull magic bag to me. When are you going to open the lucky bag?"
After pondering for a while, I said, "Now is not the time, the food and grass are not available, and the time is not yet ripe. I am going to look for dragon fish meat first. After collecting a large amount, it will be the time for us to act."
Diofi said, "Well, you are indeed very meticulous in what you do."
In fact, although I got Rainbow Lake and Dragon Fish Meat, my SS-level mission is not considered complete, because Alden has very strict requirements on me. He said that in order to experience me, I must go to the Magic Rain The East China Sea of the mainland challenged the East China Sea dragon fish, and the task could only be considered as completed if the dragon fish meat was obtained and made into dishes.
I calculated the time, and I can also do tasks on the passenger ship, because it is already 2016, the network is developed, and I can still use the network system on the passenger ship to play games at sea.
So, at 2 o'clock in the afternoon that day, I formed a few mm into the team and gathered from the islands in the East China Sea of the Magic Rain Continent.
Before we got into the water, Baby waved his staff towards us, releasing clouds of water-colored mist on us.
For a while, each of us has a very rooted state on the top of our heads——[Water Blessing]: When we walk in the water, we will not be affected by the water, and we can still keep our bodies free from any damage. Does not affect various attributes of oneself, and the state lasts for 2 hours.
……
I was speechless, "Honey, this is in good shape! When did you learn it?"
Baby chuckled, "Since I became your Scottish maid..."
"Pfft!" I sprayed immediately, while the other three girls burst out laughing.
I walked over angrily and squeezed my face, "You girl, don't be so yd, okay, what kind of Scottish maid? How about a magic servant!?"
"Uh, the Maid of the Magic Rain Continent, referred to as the Demon Servant." Baby said leisurely.
My old blood splattered all over the ground, and the girls laughed so hard that they even covered their stomachs.
Ling Bo Wu said, "Baby is too invincible, I think only Baby can cure you brother."
I snorted softly, "It's not just her who cured me, these girls are not cheap, you don't usually see how they bully me."
"No way? Brother, are you still being bullied?"
"What's wrong with this? Don't you know what this group of yds named me?"
"what name?"
"Extraordinary first impression."
"..."
Baby said, "Okay, Fei Fei is the first one, get into the water quickly, we should go fishing!"
My face was filled with anger, "Baby sister, I was wrong, I went fishing, not horse fishing..."
"Well, it's all the same."
……
After being teased hard by the babe, we went into the water.
At this time, I subconsciously turned on my mount system, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the colorful dragon can be summoned!
It's no wonder that this colorful dragon is the head of the dragon after all, if it can't swim in the water, wouldn't it be too bad.
So, I immediately summoned the colorful dragon.
The MMs were overjoyed and immediately rode up.
This Shenlong is also relatively yd, usually I have a good relationship with me, but I have a good relationship with a few girls, especially with Luo Lan, the relationship is almost irresistible, after seeing Luo Lan, he even gave Luo Lan his head The stalwart on the chest.
Luo Lan smiled and said, "Hey, look at it, look at it, brother, don't you hurt your self-esteem, the dragon you raised is so good to me, otherwise, you might as well give this dragon to me."
I sighed, "Tch, my dragon just wants to suckle."
then……
"Ding dong!" The system prompts: "You have been attacked by player Lanluo's [Sniper Mark] skill, and the toughness of the protective film has dropped by 3095322 points!"
Luo Lan gritted her teeth, "Brother Hundan, do you dare to be more wicked?"
A few mm laughed again.
Luo Lan looked at Ling Bo Wu and said, "You see, Xiao Wu, tell me, are we to blame for bullying him?"
Ling Bowu sighed endlessly, "Brother, you deserve to be the first to be extraordinary, and you asked for this."
I coughed lightly and changed the subject, "Xiao Wu, can't your dragon swim?"
Ling Bo Wu said, "Okay, I just listen to you and forget."
Let's talk, Lingbowu summoned a wind dragon and rode on it, "As far as I know, only fire-type dragons can't swim, because they are afraid of water, and my dragon is afraid of fire, so I went to the volcanic area, It usually flies high."
Luo Lan asked, "Does the dragon clan also have elemental restraint?"
Ling Bowu said, "It is bound to restrain each other. Earth dragons dare not appear when thunder and lightning strike, water dragons are afraid of landslides and ground cracks, fire dragons cannot swim in water, wind dragons dare not shuttle through volcanoes, and thunder dragons are afraid of being exposed to strong winds." They appeared in the masterpieces. They each have their own scary scenes. Currently, the strongest dragons are the dragons of the elder brother and sister Feier. The dragon of the elder brother is the colorful dragon. The same is true for the prison wandering dragon, but the dragon's attributes are not as good as my brother's."
I asked, "Who told you all this?"
Ling Bowu said, "Mezila told me these things when I went to the heaven."
"Huh? Old women will tell you this?"
Ling Bowu nodded happily, "That old lady Mezila is dignified, she actually loves her son, since his son's divine sense was reincarnated into my body, she often summons me, and from time to time will instill in me some things about the heavens. Good thoughts, let me be loyal to the heavens, and at the same time, she also scares me, saying that once I have extra thoughts and want to go to the devil world, she will take away my glory."
I laughed, "You told me that."
Ling Bowu also showed her snow-white fangs, and her smile was not to mention evil, "Hey, brother, you are the worst, you actually let the baby smuggle me into the devil world at the moment of the semi-final match with me, completely beat me!" The heavens were caught off guard, and before the old lady had time to make a move, I was changed by the Demon Queen with her blood, and my ability has also been preserved and strengthened!"
The baby smiled lightly, "Hehe, in this way, the old lady will never be able to extract the power of Erdexiu from your body, because his power has been completely demonized, in other words , His soul has been completely devoured, digested and absorbed by you."
I sighed, "When it is completely digested, it will be excreted and turned into a pile of poop."
A few girls vomited, "Brother, you are so disgusting!"
While joking, our speed was not affected, and we soon came to the deepest trench in the East China Sea.
At this moment, we finally found the powerful and alluring monster we were looking for—the East China Sea dragon fish.
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