Prosperous Marriage: Unspoken Rules in the Entertainment Industry
178. Child bride
City C is the main battleground for tea, and the concert in City C is the last show of this national tour, so there are naturally a lot of fans who come to pick them up at the airport.The four-color team uniforms are spread out one by one, and the banners and cards are hidden in the middle, which is strangely beautiful.
Wanwan and Jiang Yun slowed down slightly, avoiding the enthusiastic hands of the fans, and walked around to the car from another road.
Unexpectedly, just as the two of them were about to get in the car, a sharp-eyed fan saw Jiang Yun and suddenly yelled "Child bride".
The sound was high-pitched and clear, with the strength to restrain the clouds, it shocked the noisy crowd.Passers-by nearby suddenly heard someone shouting such a historical word, and couldn't help turning their heads to look at it, wanting to see the girl who is still a child bride-in-law of someone else's family today when the freedom of marriage is written into the "Constitution" What does it look like.
Jiang Yun, who was walking on the flat ground, staggered.
Others also responded, burst into laughter, and shouted, "Child bride! Child bride!", "Tong bride, when will you marry our family Jimo?" "Tong bride, we will give you a dowry!"" Don't be shy, child bride, turn around and let us see you."
It wasn't until the nanny car drove away from the airport for 10 minutes that Jiang Yun hadn't recovered from the state of shock. She turned her head and asked Wanwan in disbelief, "What did they call me just now?"
"Child bride!" Jimo, who was hoarse, immediately interjected, not to mention his complacency and embarrassment.
He also performed Uyghur girl dance poses with both hands, shaking his head and singing nonsensically, "Girls in Dabancheng have long braids and beautiful eyes. If you marry someone, don't marry someone else, you must marry me." , bring your dowry, lead your sister, drive the carriage, bring your dowry, lead your sister, drive the carriage..."
Although Jimo sang this folk song fragmentedly, and his voice was hoarse, it was as good as Donald Duck, but Jiang Yun's long hair was like rain, and his eyes were clear, which was indeed somewhat similar to the girl in Dabancheng in the song, so everyone Unable to hold back, he laughed lowly with a "puchi".
Jiang Yun stared blankly at the circle of people who were desperately holding back their snickers, and completely collapsed. He threw himself behind and beat Jimo. Look, now even your fans are starting to tease me!"
Jimo covered his head with his hands to avoid her fists and embroidered legs, and he was busy screaming and arguing with his mouth, "They are right, you ate and drank at my house since you were a child, and you even have an exclusive room, not a child bride What? Every time I think about the money my mother spent on you, I feel, well, it’s really impossible not to get married, otherwise all the money will be wasted. Look at how clever your methods of forcing marriage are. "
Jiang Yun was about to go crazy, "What are you thinking? Who wants to marry you, who doesn't work hard and doesn't know the grain, and has no other skills except to fool little girls. If I really marry you, then you I have burned high incense for several lifetimes. No, even if you were an incense burner in a temple in your previous life and burned high incense all your life, don’t expect me to marry you! Even if you are the only man left in the world, for the sake of the whole world In the continuation of human genes, I would rather undergo mitosis than marry you!"
"Mitosis? It's nice to say, you can share one with me on the spot."
"With a man like you, women all over the world will gradually evolve this function!"
Wanwan and Jiang Yun slowed down slightly, avoiding the enthusiastic hands of the fans, and walked around to the car from another road.
Unexpectedly, just as the two of them were about to get in the car, a sharp-eyed fan saw Jiang Yun and suddenly yelled "Child bride".
The sound was high-pitched and clear, with the strength to restrain the clouds, it shocked the noisy crowd.Passers-by nearby suddenly heard someone shouting such a historical word, and couldn't help turning their heads to look at it, wanting to see the girl who is still a child bride-in-law of someone else's family today when the freedom of marriage is written into the "Constitution" What does it look like.
Jiang Yun, who was walking on the flat ground, staggered.
Others also responded, burst into laughter, and shouted, "Child bride! Child bride!", "Tong bride, when will you marry our family Jimo?" "Tong bride, we will give you a dowry!"" Don't be shy, child bride, turn around and let us see you."
It wasn't until the nanny car drove away from the airport for 10 minutes that Jiang Yun hadn't recovered from the state of shock. She turned her head and asked Wanwan in disbelief, "What did they call me just now?"
"Child bride!" Jimo, who was hoarse, immediately interjected, not to mention his complacency and embarrassment.
He also performed Uyghur girl dance poses with both hands, shaking his head and singing nonsensically, "Girls in Dabancheng have long braids and beautiful eyes. If you marry someone, don't marry someone else, you must marry me." , bring your dowry, lead your sister, drive the carriage, bring your dowry, lead your sister, drive the carriage..."
Although Jimo sang this folk song fragmentedly, and his voice was hoarse, it was as good as Donald Duck, but Jiang Yun's long hair was like rain, and his eyes were clear, which was indeed somewhat similar to the girl in Dabancheng in the song, so everyone Unable to hold back, he laughed lowly with a "puchi".
Jiang Yun stared blankly at the circle of people who were desperately holding back their snickers, and completely collapsed. He threw himself behind and beat Jimo. Look, now even your fans are starting to tease me!"
Jimo covered his head with his hands to avoid her fists and embroidered legs, and he was busy screaming and arguing with his mouth, "They are right, you ate and drank at my house since you were a child, and you even have an exclusive room, not a child bride What? Every time I think about the money my mother spent on you, I feel, well, it’s really impossible not to get married, otherwise all the money will be wasted. Look at how clever your methods of forcing marriage are. "
Jiang Yun was about to go crazy, "What are you thinking? Who wants to marry you, who doesn't work hard and doesn't know the grain, and has no other skills except to fool little girls. If I really marry you, then you I have burned high incense for several lifetimes. No, even if you were an incense burner in a temple in your previous life and burned high incense all your life, don’t expect me to marry you! Even if you are the only man left in the world, for the sake of the whole world In the continuation of human genes, I would rather undergo mitosis than marry you!"
"Mitosis? It's nice to say, you can share one with me on the spot."
"With a man like you, women all over the world will gradually evolve this function!"
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