my fairy maid

Chapter 720 Three I'm a Fatty

"The new collection task, speaking of it, is a really boring and troublesome task. Master, your collection target... guess what."

Fan Qiangqiang stared and said, "You still want me to guess?" He rolled his eyes and said, "Is it someone I know?"

"Yes, you know him, and very well."

Fan Jianqiang said with a wry smile: "I know so many women... I can't guess."

"Then let me reveal it. It's a woman the master has known for a long time. Her name is Li Huansha."

"What! It's her?!"

"The part where the target's magic pattern is located is between her double thighs. The rules are limited. Except for brain enhancement and language talent, you are not allowed to use any skills of the gods, real martial arts, and skills of the demon saint!"

Damn, isn't that just powerless?Rules, rules, which side are you on?Why are you always messing around with restrictions that make things difficult for others!

"The condition that must be met for collecting magic patterns is to make Li Huansha fall in love with you."

Fan Jianqiang laughed and said: "This is too simple! With me being so wise, handsome, graceful, young and rich, how hard can it be for Li Huansha to fall in love with me?"

"Master, you haven't finished listening to me. In addition to restricting your use of various skills, the rules will also give you a new image and a false background. That is to say, you cannot use the name Fan Jianqiang and identity."

Fan Jianqiang's smile froze on his face.

"Isn't it?! Then how do I get close to Li Huansha? For an ordinary person, Li Huansha is simply too high-end and classy!"

"That's why you have [-] reward points."

Fan Jianqiang's ears instantly stood up, his eyes widened, and he received [-] reward points!Oh shit, it's too amazing!This mission actually has such a high reward!

"Yes, I like it! Damn, when I raise my spirit, agility, and speed to the third level, I can change my job from King Kong to Templar! The strength will go up to the next level! Damn it, come It's time to return to the Nine True Sect and take Yue Wushuang's head off to use it as a urinal!"

"Master, you have to work hard to complete this mission, don't procrastinate, so as not to affect other small world rescue missions."

"Don't worry! I also understand nine languages, including Chinese, English, German, Japanese, Korean, French, Russian, Spanish, Italian, and my brain is extremely intelligent. I will definitely do my best to Go, get her!"

When Fan Jianqiang said this, he looked up at Ye Qing.

Goddess Aya said: "Master, you don't have to worry, life or death, blessing or disaster, it's all arranged by fate!"

As soon as the words fell, Ye Qing, the magic flute boy suspended in mid-air, suddenly let out a bang, and stretched out a pair of large black gaseous wings from his back!

The black wings stretched out, black air formed, wisps of black smoke and dust filled the air, Ye Qing's upper body clothes also shattered the moment the black wings spread out, turning into pieces of cloth butterflies floating around, the momentum was like Demons in anime!Black Elf!

Combined with his already indescribably handsome face, this scene is really handsome!

Goddess Aya said leisurely: "The energy of the dark element has passed the first step! In the castle, the state of the dark element is very intense and active. Master, it will take some time for this person's energy of the dark element to fully fuse. Therefore, you Let's start your mission now!"

"Do you want to start now?"

"Yes, the rules will send you directly to Mohai while banning all your powers. In addition, the rules will not deprive you of your brain strengthening ability and language talent, but will also unlock half of your wishful thinking skills. Skill."

"Wait, what is half-opening?"

"Only in, not out."

"You mean, I can put things from the outside world into the Apandor space, but I can't ingest them from the space?"

"That's right, master, you should make good use of this half of your skills."

"Hey, without the support of other skills, you can only be a thief but not a robber. If you catch it, you can still be beaten to death. Even if you can still use ancient martial arts, without the support of physical strength and aura, It's just embroidered fists and legs... Well, it's better than nothing!"

"Then...Master, the mission is activated!"

……

Fan Jianqiang disappeared into the elemental territory in an instant, and then directly crossed the space of the Jiuzhen School and came to the outside world, Mohai City.

Fan Qiangqiang woke up in an instant, and an unpleasant smell came to his nostrils at the first moment. Immediately afterwards, Fan Qiangqiang opened his eyes and saw a small room that was so simple that it was almost a little more decorated than the rough room. , and then, sideways...

A thick and fat back appeared in his eyes, Fan Jianqiang tried his best to distinguish the gender of the owner of this tire-like solid back, finally, Fan Jianqiang recognized it, a woman!A woman who is so fat that she barely has a waist!

The lavender pajamas were tight on her body, because of the rampant fat around her waist, the pajamas were cut short, and the back of her head was disheveled. There should be a laptop in front of her, playing music from online games.

Is this the start of a new mission?

So, who is this fat woman?

Shouldn't it be...

Fan Qiangqiang suddenly felt something boiling in his stomach. Looking at the "thin" clothes on the woman who was concentrating on playing games, and the same mattress that was placed on the ground without a bed frame, Fan Qiangqiang was suspicious. , Is this fat woman his current wife or girlfriend?

Although he didn't see the front, Fan Jianqiang already wanted to die.

He was used to seeing the top beauties in the world, he was used to the willow-like graceful waist, when he suddenly saw the bucket waist, it was like a clean freak touched a pile of poop on his hand, it was extremely uncomfortable.

The walls of this shabby room are bare, with a folded small round table that looks like a landfill, buckets of instant noodles that have been eaten, bamboo sticks for kebabs in a white foam box, gnawed corn cobs, shells of boiled peanuts, half a bag of Unfinished Jiuzhihuamei.

On the ground, empty beer bottles were strewn about.The black marks caused by water seepage on the ceiling are like bad abstract paintings.A row of clothes and trousers, both men's and women's, were hung on the wall, and covered a poster showing half of An Yixuan's face and body.

A simple shoe cabinet, a simple wardrobe, a full-length mirror that seems to be unable to illuminate the whole body, and a few Snoopy bubble stickers are pasted on it.

Outside the shabby room, a man sang "You hurt me, and you laughed it off" inarticulately.

Fan Jianqiang's brain immediately realized, and the voice of Goddess Aya appeared in his ears immediately.

"Master, your current identity is a poor sea drifter. Your name is Gao Jianfeng. You are 27 years old and unemployed for 33 days. You also have a girlfriend named Xu Mei. She is 23 years old and has just graduated from university. She has no job. .”

"My god, the girlfriend Xu Mei you're talking about, isn't it the heavyweight dinosaur next to me?"

"Exactly."

"Can I choose to die?"

"Of course, it's a pity, but I respect your idea."

"I was joking."

"Master, I can understand your feelings. Perhaps, this is also the motivation for you to go all out to complete this task as soon as possible. You don't want to face this Xu Mei day and night, do you?"

"I can't wait to complete the task immediately."

"I also have the same idea as you, so I wish you success soon."

After Goddess Aya finished her last sentence, she disappeared.

Fan Jianqiang got up quietly, and crawled to the front of the full-length mirror. Immediately afterwards, he noticed his body, fat arms, Maitreya Buddha-like belly, fat man!Fatty!

Fan Jianqiang was frightened by his own image.

Finally, Fan Qiangqiang understands why his girlfriend is of this quality, even if she compares with him, she is considered thinner!

Damn it, you bastard rules, you are the Infernal Affairs sent by the demon!

Just arrange such an image for me, with a bloated body, a fat face, and poverty. Even if Li Huansha is a 40-year-old woman, it is impossible for her to look up to such a fat man!

[-] reward points!You should give [-] reward points!

Fan Jianqiang was extremely frustrated and began to doubt his life.

"Gao Jianfeng, look in the mirror as soon as you wake up, you are a typical Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror, you are not a person inside and out."

Fan Jianqiang closed his eyes in pain, and stood in front of the full-length mirror blankly.

Xu Mei turned her head, looked at it suspiciously, and then immediately turned back, staring at the screen on the folding computer table, busy killing monsters.

"What's the matter? Something is wrong with you today."

Fan Qiangqiang didn't want to say a word, he took a step back and lay down on the floor.

After 3 minutes, Xu Mei finally closed the notebook, twisted her bloated waist, and crawled to Fan Jianqiang's side with hands and feet, and the cheap mattress collapsed.Fan Jianqiang quickly closed his eyes, he was afraid that he would vomit uncontrollably.

"Are you feeling unwell?" Xu Mei reached out to Fan Jianqiang's forehead, "It's not hot, what's wrong with you? Is it a low-grade fever? I'll find medicine for you."

Fan Jianqiang didn't want to speak, his mind was spinning rapidly.

As far as her face is concerned, first of all, she is dead on the outside. Li Huansha is the kind of super beautiful woman who is as beautiful as Dai Qisi, and she is also a descendant of a family, the granddaughter of Li Qingting. Well, if you want to have good looks and good status, even the governor of a province has to bow and bow in front of her. For such a woman, the chance of falling in love with her is infinitely close to zero.

Seeing that Fan Qiangqiang was abnormally silent and his face was ugly, Xu Mei became more and more worried. She hurriedly rummaged through the box and took out the thermometer, raised Fan Qiangqiang's arm, clamped the thermometer, and babbled to find a box of amoxicillin. Water, immediately put on clothes and shoes, go out to buy mineral water.

Seeing Xu Mei leave, Fan Jianqiang heaved a sigh of relief, sat up abruptly, and began to search for his pockets where the clothes were hanging on the wall.

A wallet with only more than 60 yuan in it, not even a red note, and two bank cards and an ID card in the wallet.

Taking another look at the photo on his ID card and comparing himself in the mirror, Fan Qiangqiang couldn't laugh or cry.

Fan Qiangqiang found a coat that looked a little neat at last, and just after putting on his underwear, Xu Mei carried two bottles of mineral water and a paper bag that exuded the aroma of meat buns.

"How are you?"

Fan Qiangqiang smiled reluctantly: "I have to find a job."

Xu Mei said in surprise: "You finally want to find a job? You wait for me, I will accompany you."

Fan Jianqiang flatly refused: "No, I'll go by myself." Immediately afterwards, he couldn't help but said: "I'll go find a job, and you stay at home and clean up."