Merry and immortal mixed officialdom
Chapter 130 Help me go to the bathroom
"What are you looking at, hurry up, I'm suffocating." Jiang Shen said anxiously.
If Jiang Shen had spoken to Wei Rong in this tone in the past, Wei Rong would have flown over to pinch his ears long ago.
But now, for some reason, Wei Rong walked forward without saying a word, and supported Jiang Shen with both hands to walk to the toilet next to him.
Hmph, I'm not obedient now.Jiang Shen's sense of accomplishment increased greatly.
Look at me, Jiang Shen, I can pick up girls in exams, and I can use them in car accidents to pick up girls. This is a master.
The two walked to the toilet, Jiang Shen stood there motionless, Wei Rong turned his head away.
After waiting for a few seconds, Wei Rong seemed to feel something was wrong, and turned to look at Jiang Shen: "Why are you not moving?"
"How do I move?" Jiang Shen looked at his hands, am I easy?My bones are magical bones, and missiles keep exploding. Is it easy for me to break myself?
I break my bones just for the moment, am I easy?
Wei Rong looked at Jiang Shen's hands, they were tied like Mu Stillyi's, it was funny and angry.
"Stand still, don't move."
Wei Rong started to unzip Jiang Shen's pants.
"Take them all off." Jiang Shen commanded.
That's gross. Do you want to poop?Wei Rong thought he was urinating, but she didn't expect to take it all off, so she tremblingly untied Jiang Shen's belt.
This was the first time for her to take off a man's pants, which was exciting and frightening.
Jiang Shen is so happy, I finally conquered you today, seeing that you are usually fierce, now you are not honestly helping me take off my pants.
Looking at a beautiful woman with fleshy silk, and it was his English teacher who helped him take off his pants, Jiang Shen should not feel too strong a sense of conquest.
Especially that Wei Rong, who may be helping someone take off his pants for the first time, was a little nervous. He fumbled with his small hands for a long time before untying the belt, and then closed his eyes and pulled it off.
Heck, Jiang Shen even pulled down his pants and underwear.
She turned to go out.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Shen called to stop her.
"What's the matter? Call me after you're done." Wei Rong said angrily.
"I pee."
"----" You pissed me off, Wei Rong is so angry, but it's not easy to get angry, seeing Jiang Shen like this, she got angry there.
"Help me hold it." Jiang Shen gestured to the little Jiang Shen below with his mouth: "Otherwise it will be too small to go outside."
It's okay to go outside when I'm young, Wei Rong was ashamed and angry: "What's the matter outside, I'll mop the floor later."
"It will be as small as me. Look, he is downcast. If you don't hold it, it will be as small as me."
Wei Rong was speechless.
She walked up slowly, lowered her head and glanced at it out of the corner of her eye, hiss, it's so big.
It's fluffy, but really big.
Jiang Shen saw her eyes, and Jiang Shen was a little proud. Since practicing Nalan's invincible supernatural power, he has grown taller day by day, and little Jiang Shen has also grown bigger day by day. He must be scared, hehe.
Soon, Jiang Shen felt an extremely gentle little hand, no, it should be two fingers, holding his little Jiang Shen.
"Hurry up." Wei Rong held him, turned her head and looked outside.
one second.
Five seconds.
ten seconds.
Ten seconds passed, and Wei Rong didn't hear the sound of urinating, but felt that the thing in her hand was getting hotter, bigger, and harder.
"What dirty things are you thinking about, hurry up."
"Try another person, let the beauty catch it like this, will there be no reaction? Can it come out small?" Jiang Shen also put on airs and said angrily.
"Then what do you want?" Wei Rong let go: "Now you are not downcast, you won't stay outside, right?" But she was quite happy to hear Jiang Shen's words.
Little rascal, I catch you, if you don't respond, then you will die.
"He's downcast again." Jiang Shen looked down.
As soon as Wei Rong let go, little Jiang Shen also lowered his head.
"You---" Wei Rong was angry and funny, so he had to arrest him again.
one second.
Five seconds.
ten seconds.
"Do you really want to go to the toilet?" Wei Rong felt that his body was hot.
"I'm a little uncomfortable." Jiang Shen said suddenly.
"You feel uncomfortable there, don't you scare me?" Wei Rong thought that Jiang Shen was hurt there again.
"I feel uncomfortable down here, can you help me type it out?"
"Get out" Wei Rong waved her hands, turned and walked out of the toilet, her heart beating violently.
Little rascal, little bastard, pretending, liar, big liar, go to hell, you think I'm Fang Tian.
In Wei Rong's mind, there is always the scene of him and Fang Tian opening a room.
She walked out of the toilet and waited for a long time, but there was no reaction inside.
What's going on, he'll be fine.
Wei Rong went in again.
Jiang Shen was sitting on the toilet with a disappointed expression, while little Jiang Shen was high-spirited.
"I'm really uncomfortable, because I miss you so much---" Jiang Shen looked at Wei Rong with a pitiful expression on his face: "Just once, okay, I promise I will be the first in the class before the mid-term exam."
Wei Rong was so angry that she had nothing to say, you've hit it like this, with your hands hanging, and you're still thinking about this kind of thing.
"Don't even think about it." Wei Rong turned around and went out again, sitting on the hospital bed.
Her mind was in chaos, one moment was about Jiang Shen and Fang Tian, and the other was about the car accident just now.
After sitting for a full minute, there was no reaction in the toilet.
"Bastard, little pervert." Wei Rong stamped her feet angrily, went to the door and closed it hard, then twisted it again.
Then she was furious and went to the bathroom.
Jiang Shen was still sitting there.
"Just once, if you don't do well in the exam, you will die." Wei Rong said, squatting down, stretching out her small hand, tremblingly grabbing Jiang Shen's uncomfortable spot.
A warm and soft feeling surrounded little Jiang Shen.
"Hiss---" Jiang Shen moaned in a low voice, with an expression of extreme enjoyment on his face.
Then there was no other sound in the bathroom, only Wei Rong's little hands fluttered and fluttered there.
06:30 in the evening.
Jiang Shen's ward.
The little nurse helped Jiang Shen's hands remove the bandage bit by bit, and checked it for the last time.
"My God." A big egg could be stuffed into the little nurse's mouth.
Jiang Shen, who was brought in in the morning, will heal with broken arms in the evening.
"Did you make a mistake in the inspection? I always feel that my arm is fine, let me tell you." Jiang Shen winked at Wei Rong.
Wei Rong was so angry that she didn't want to talk to him.
The little satyr was so bad that he tricked her into taking a plane.
Thinking about it now, Wei Rong felt blushing.
An English teacher helping a student masturbate. This is not something that only happens in a love action movie in an island country.
"Then you want to leave the hospital now? Tomorrow, I'll check and leave the hospital tomorrow?" The little nurse persuaded Jiang Shen.
"I have something to do at night and I have to be discharged from the hospital. Please help me with the formalities."
"Oh" the little nurse nodded weakly.
"What did the traffic police say?" Jiang Shen asked Wei Rong.
"According to what you said, you didn't let the truck driver pay the compensation, let him go, why didn't you settle the score with the truck driver, and almost killed him, driving so fast in the urban area, [-] kilometers." Wei Rong was not reconciled .
"It's none of his business." Jiang Shen thought for a while, and took out a jade pendant from the storage space.
"You take this, you go home first."
"I don't want it, it's yours." Wei Rong felt warm and happy.
"Fang Tian also has one, you take it, I will make another one."
"You?--" Hearing that Fang Tian also had it, Wei Rong became unhappy, that she didn't give it to me first, well, you bitches.
She snatched it away, not reconciled after thinking about it, and stretched out her hand to pinch Jiang Shen's ear.
"Ah, it hurts so much." Jiang Shen yelled twice, but Wei Rong couldn't bear to pinch it.
"Do you have a knife with you?" Jiang Shen helped Wei Rong hang it on the bosom.
"Why do you want a knife? No."
"Then don't move." Jiang Shen picked up Wei Rong's finger, exerted a light force, and puffed, a wound was cut on her finger.
"Ah---" Although Wei Rong didn't feel any pain, she was a little scared.
Then I saw Jiang Shen squeezing her blood onto the jade pendant.
Swipe, the light flashed, and the jade pendant quickly disappeared in front of her.
"Where's the jade pendant? Where's the jade pendant?" Wei Rong was surprised and delighted, his face full of disbelief.
"Going into your body is equivalent to me entering your body. He will protect you instead of me. Even if I am not by your side, he will always protect you."
Jiang Shen spoke very evilly, when he talked about entering your body, his brows were smiling.
But Wei Rong couldn't feel his evil at this moment, only felt his warmth and protection.
"Thank you, Jiang Shen." Wei Rong's voice was low and soft, something she had never done in front of Jiang Shen.
"You're welcome, if you really want to thank you, just call me one more time."
"Bastard." Wei Rong hated iron for being weak, and you would get angry after a few words, she really wanted to pinch Jiang Shen a few more times.
She knew that high school students of this age were in the turbulent period of youth, but she didn't expect Jiang Shen to be so flamboyant.
"Go home by yourself." Wei Rong turned and left.
But he felt a tightness behind him, was pulled by someone, and his whole body turned sharply.
"Well..." Jiang Shen's mouth was already tightly kissing hers.
Wei Rong wanted to struggle, but felt that she couldn't exert all her strength.
When he was dizzy, he felt a tongue pry open his teeth, and sucked his little tongue.
After a deep kiss for more than ten seconds, Wei Rong who kissed was dazed and her whole body went limp.
When Jiang Shen let go of her, her face was flushed and she was panting like a cow.
"Go to hell." Wei Rong came back to his senses and stretched out his hand to slap.
Well, she raised her hand fiercely, but the slap was light and soft, as if she had touched Jiang Shen's face, and then she probably felt that the slap was wrong, so she stomped her feet, turned and ran away.
Seeing Wei Rong run away, Jiang Shen just wanted to laugh.
It's almost there, and this English teacher can almost handle it.
Next time, you can do something more difficult.
After Wei Rong left, Jiang Shen walked out of the hospital swaggeringly.
As soon as he reached the door, his face became gloomy.
Picking up girls is over, it's time for revenge.
That killer, you haven't left yet?
Jiang Shen's divine sense followed Leibao all the time.
Why did he leave the hospital, because he found that Lei Bao was coming to the hospital.
Lei Bao originally left Dongning City by car.
But on the way, Jiang Shen received a call from Xiangmen Island, and Jiang Shen came back to life in the hospital.
When Lei Bao heard it, hey, there is still such a thing, okay, I'll go to the hospital for a shot.
After this back and forth, when Leibao returned to Dongning, it was almost seven o'clock in the evening.
Another phone call came.
"The other party said that Jiang Shen had just been discharged from the hospital. He had been beaten. He didn't know where to go. The other party followed Jiang Shen and is now in Xicheng District."
"Okay, let me know when you're sure." Lei Bao hung up the phone.
Jiang Shen sat in front of him, thinking, someone is following me?Notified Lei Bao through an intermediary?Who is the one?
He is on the road now, with many cars in front of him and behind him.
It would take too much effort to search for one by one.
"Driver, drive to the city forest farm."
"Where are you going so late?" The driver next to him looked up at Jiang Shen. If he wasn't a high school student, he generally wouldn't want to go.
It is full of forests and mountains, very wild, and several robberies took place there.
"It's a little bit of trouble, please."
Jiang Shen drove towards a place where there were few people, and there were fewer and fewer cars behind him, and soon he locked on which car was following him.
If Jiang Shen had spoken to Wei Rong in this tone in the past, Wei Rong would have flown over to pinch his ears long ago.
But now, for some reason, Wei Rong walked forward without saying a word, and supported Jiang Shen with both hands to walk to the toilet next to him.
Hmph, I'm not obedient now.Jiang Shen's sense of accomplishment increased greatly.
Look at me, Jiang Shen, I can pick up girls in exams, and I can use them in car accidents to pick up girls. This is a master.
The two walked to the toilet, Jiang Shen stood there motionless, Wei Rong turned his head away.
After waiting for a few seconds, Wei Rong seemed to feel something was wrong, and turned to look at Jiang Shen: "Why are you not moving?"
"How do I move?" Jiang Shen looked at his hands, am I easy?My bones are magical bones, and missiles keep exploding. Is it easy for me to break myself?
I break my bones just for the moment, am I easy?
Wei Rong looked at Jiang Shen's hands, they were tied like Mu Stillyi's, it was funny and angry.
"Stand still, don't move."
Wei Rong started to unzip Jiang Shen's pants.
"Take them all off." Jiang Shen commanded.
That's gross. Do you want to poop?Wei Rong thought he was urinating, but she didn't expect to take it all off, so she tremblingly untied Jiang Shen's belt.
This was the first time for her to take off a man's pants, which was exciting and frightening.
Jiang Shen is so happy, I finally conquered you today, seeing that you are usually fierce, now you are not honestly helping me take off my pants.
Looking at a beautiful woman with fleshy silk, and it was his English teacher who helped him take off his pants, Jiang Shen should not feel too strong a sense of conquest.
Especially that Wei Rong, who may be helping someone take off his pants for the first time, was a little nervous. He fumbled with his small hands for a long time before untying the belt, and then closed his eyes and pulled it off.
Heck, Jiang Shen even pulled down his pants and underwear.
She turned to go out.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Shen called to stop her.
"What's the matter? Call me after you're done." Wei Rong said angrily.
"I pee."
"----" You pissed me off, Wei Rong is so angry, but it's not easy to get angry, seeing Jiang Shen like this, she got angry there.
"Help me hold it." Jiang Shen gestured to the little Jiang Shen below with his mouth: "Otherwise it will be too small to go outside."
It's okay to go outside when I'm young, Wei Rong was ashamed and angry: "What's the matter outside, I'll mop the floor later."
"It will be as small as me. Look, he is downcast. If you don't hold it, it will be as small as me."
Wei Rong was speechless.
She walked up slowly, lowered her head and glanced at it out of the corner of her eye, hiss, it's so big.
It's fluffy, but really big.
Jiang Shen saw her eyes, and Jiang Shen was a little proud. Since practicing Nalan's invincible supernatural power, he has grown taller day by day, and little Jiang Shen has also grown bigger day by day. He must be scared, hehe.
Soon, Jiang Shen felt an extremely gentle little hand, no, it should be two fingers, holding his little Jiang Shen.
"Hurry up." Wei Rong held him, turned her head and looked outside.
one second.
Five seconds.
ten seconds.
Ten seconds passed, and Wei Rong didn't hear the sound of urinating, but felt that the thing in her hand was getting hotter, bigger, and harder.
"What dirty things are you thinking about, hurry up."
"Try another person, let the beauty catch it like this, will there be no reaction? Can it come out small?" Jiang Shen also put on airs and said angrily.
"Then what do you want?" Wei Rong let go: "Now you are not downcast, you won't stay outside, right?" But she was quite happy to hear Jiang Shen's words.
Little rascal, I catch you, if you don't respond, then you will die.
"He's downcast again." Jiang Shen looked down.
As soon as Wei Rong let go, little Jiang Shen also lowered his head.
"You---" Wei Rong was angry and funny, so he had to arrest him again.
one second.
Five seconds.
ten seconds.
"Do you really want to go to the toilet?" Wei Rong felt that his body was hot.
"I'm a little uncomfortable." Jiang Shen said suddenly.
"You feel uncomfortable there, don't you scare me?" Wei Rong thought that Jiang Shen was hurt there again.
"I feel uncomfortable down here, can you help me type it out?"
"Get out" Wei Rong waved her hands, turned and walked out of the toilet, her heart beating violently.
Little rascal, little bastard, pretending, liar, big liar, go to hell, you think I'm Fang Tian.
In Wei Rong's mind, there is always the scene of him and Fang Tian opening a room.
She walked out of the toilet and waited for a long time, but there was no reaction inside.
What's going on, he'll be fine.
Wei Rong went in again.
Jiang Shen was sitting on the toilet with a disappointed expression, while little Jiang Shen was high-spirited.
"I'm really uncomfortable, because I miss you so much---" Jiang Shen looked at Wei Rong with a pitiful expression on his face: "Just once, okay, I promise I will be the first in the class before the mid-term exam."
Wei Rong was so angry that she had nothing to say, you've hit it like this, with your hands hanging, and you're still thinking about this kind of thing.
"Don't even think about it." Wei Rong turned around and went out again, sitting on the hospital bed.
Her mind was in chaos, one moment was about Jiang Shen and Fang Tian, and the other was about the car accident just now.
After sitting for a full minute, there was no reaction in the toilet.
"Bastard, little pervert." Wei Rong stamped her feet angrily, went to the door and closed it hard, then twisted it again.
Then she was furious and went to the bathroom.
Jiang Shen was still sitting there.
"Just once, if you don't do well in the exam, you will die." Wei Rong said, squatting down, stretching out her small hand, tremblingly grabbing Jiang Shen's uncomfortable spot.
A warm and soft feeling surrounded little Jiang Shen.
"Hiss---" Jiang Shen moaned in a low voice, with an expression of extreme enjoyment on his face.
Then there was no other sound in the bathroom, only Wei Rong's little hands fluttered and fluttered there.
06:30 in the evening.
Jiang Shen's ward.
The little nurse helped Jiang Shen's hands remove the bandage bit by bit, and checked it for the last time.
"My God." A big egg could be stuffed into the little nurse's mouth.
Jiang Shen, who was brought in in the morning, will heal with broken arms in the evening.
"Did you make a mistake in the inspection? I always feel that my arm is fine, let me tell you." Jiang Shen winked at Wei Rong.
Wei Rong was so angry that she didn't want to talk to him.
The little satyr was so bad that he tricked her into taking a plane.
Thinking about it now, Wei Rong felt blushing.
An English teacher helping a student masturbate. This is not something that only happens in a love action movie in an island country.
"Then you want to leave the hospital now? Tomorrow, I'll check and leave the hospital tomorrow?" The little nurse persuaded Jiang Shen.
"I have something to do at night and I have to be discharged from the hospital. Please help me with the formalities."
"Oh" the little nurse nodded weakly.
"What did the traffic police say?" Jiang Shen asked Wei Rong.
"According to what you said, you didn't let the truck driver pay the compensation, let him go, why didn't you settle the score with the truck driver, and almost killed him, driving so fast in the urban area, [-] kilometers." Wei Rong was not reconciled .
"It's none of his business." Jiang Shen thought for a while, and took out a jade pendant from the storage space.
"You take this, you go home first."
"I don't want it, it's yours." Wei Rong felt warm and happy.
"Fang Tian also has one, you take it, I will make another one."
"You?--" Hearing that Fang Tian also had it, Wei Rong became unhappy, that she didn't give it to me first, well, you bitches.
She snatched it away, not reconciled after thinking about it, and stretched out her hand to pinch Jiang Shen's ear.
"Ah, it hurts so much." Jiang Shen yelled twice, but Wei Rong couldn't bear to pinch it.
"Do you have a knife with you?" Jiang Shen helped Wei Rong hang it on the bosom.
"Why do you want a knife? No."
"Then don't move." Jiang Shen picked up Wei Rong's finger, exerted a light force, and puffed, a wound was cut on her finger.
"Ah---" Although Wei Rong didn't feel any pain, she was a little scared.
Then I saw Jiang Shen squeezing her blood onto the jade pendant.
Swipe, the light flashed, and the jade pendant quickly disappeared in front of her.
"Where's the jade pendant? Where's the jade pendant?" Wei Rong was surprised and delighted, his face full of disbelief.
"Going into your body is equivalent to me entering your body. He will protect you instead of me. Even if I am not by your side, he will always protect you."
Jiang Shen spoke very evilly, when he talked about entering your body, his brows were smiling.
But Wei Rong couldn't feel his evil at this moment, only felt his warmth and protection.
"Thank you, Jiang Shen." Wei Rong's voice was low and soft, something she had never done in front of Jiang Shen.
"You're welcome, if you really want to thank you, just call me one more time."
"Bastard." Wei Rong hated iron for being weak, and you would get angry after a few words, she really wanted to pinch Jiang Shen a few more times.
She knew that high school students of this age were in the turbulent period of youth, but she didn't expect Jiang Shen to be so flamboyant.
"Go home by yourself." Wei Rong turned and left.
But he felt a tightness behind him, was pulled by someone, and his whole body turned sharply.
"Well..." Jiang Shen's mouth was already tightly kissing hers.
Wei Rong wanted to struggle, but felt that she couldn't exert all her strength.
When he was dizzy, he felt a tongue pry open his teeth, and sucked his little tongue.
After a deep kiss for more than ten seconds, Wei Rong who kissed was dazed and her whole body went limp.
When Jiang Shen let go of her, her face was flushed and she was panting like a cow.
"Go to hell." Wei Rong came back to his senses and stretched out his hand to slap.
Well, she raised her hand fiercely, but the slap was light and soft, as if she had touched Jiang Shen's face, and then she probably felt that the slap was wrong, so she stomped her feet, turned and ran away.
Seeing Wei Rong run away, Jiang Shen just wanted to laugh.
It's almost there, and this English teacher can almost handle it.
Next time, you can do something more difficult.
After Wei Rong left, Jiang Shen walked out of the hospital swaggeringly.
As soon as he reached the door, his face became gloomy.
Picking up girls is over, it's time for revenge.
That killer, you haven't left yet?
Jiang Shen's divine sense followed Leibao all the time.
Why did he leave the hospital, because he found that Lei Bao was coming to the hospital.
Lei Bao originally left Dongning City by car.
But on the way, Jiang Shen received a call from Xiangmen Island, and Jiang Shen came back to life in the hospital.
When Lei Bao heard it, hey, there is still such a thing, okay, I'll go to the hospital for a shot.
After this back and forth, when Leibao returned to Dongning, it was almost seven o'clock in the evening.
Another phone call came.
"The other party said that Jiang Shen had just been discharged from the hospital. He had been beaten. He didn't know where to go. The other party followed Jiang Shen and is now in Xicheng District."
"Okay, let me know when you're sure." Lei Bao hung up the phone.
Jiang Shen sat in front of him, thinking, someone is following me?Notified Lei Bao through an intermediary?Who is the one?
He is on the road now, with many cars in front of him and behind him.
It would take too much effort to search for one by one.
"Driver, drive to the city forest farm."
"Where are you going so late?" The driver next to him looked up at Jiang Shen. If he wasn't a high school student, he generally wouldn't want to go.
It is full of forests and mountains, very wild, and several robberies took place there.
"It's a little bit of trouble, please."
Jiang Shen drove towards a place where there were few people, and there were fewer and fewer cars behind him, and soon he locked on which car was following him.
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