Merry and immortal mixed officialdom

Why are you kicking me?Jiang Shen stared at Xiao Miao.

Xiao Miao was so angry and wronged, I kindly told you to drink less, but you just stared at me.

Damn rascal, stinky bastard, if you didn't call me, you would be able to become a full-time member. Go to hell, it's best to drink to death.

She ignored Jiang Shen angrily, and began to pour wine for Jiang Shen. When Jiang Shen's glass was empty, she immediately poured it on the side.

Wang Suo on the other side was very angry when he saw it. He fell in love with Xiao Miao at first sight, but he actually poured wine for this brat, so he focused his firepower on Jiang Shen.

One cup, two cups, five cups, ten cups.

Jiang Shen was a little drunk when he drank the tenth cup, his eyes were red and blurred.

The people from Jinyang saw that Jiang Shen was about to fall, so everyone concentrated their firepower on attacking, let's bring down one first.

When he drank eighteen cups, he weighed more than four catties. When he heard the sound of "vomit", Jiang Shen retched and ran to the nearby toilet, and then saw him vomit, vomit non-stop.

"Hahaha, Xiao Jiang is really good at drinking." Jinyang was very proud, and finally brought down one first, calling you arrogant.

Xie Yadong stood up and went into the bathroom to look at Jiang Shen, and then came out. In today's team battle, Jiang Shen, as an mt, drew a lot of hatred from the opponent, and helped them block a few drinks. Xie Yadong's attitude towards him also changed Not a lot.

He Ju also nodded secretly. Xiao Jiang is not good at talking, but he is still good at doing things. When he drinks, he dares to fight and rush, and he will block the drink for the leader. Not bad, not bad.

Only Xu Tao was upset, but now that Jiang Shen has been put down, he is in a much better mood.

Then came the battle between the four of Jinyang and the three of Dongning.

Both sides drank a lot, especially Jiang Shen who drank [-] cups alone, which is equivalent to drinking [-] cups more than the taxi driver. Although there are fewer people in Dongning, they still have the upper hand.

After drinking for half an hour, Jin Yang finally couldn't stand it anymore.

First, Wang Suo sat at the original table with his head bowed silently, then Director Mo sat down on the ground, then the head of the room lay down on the sofa, and finally Ju Li also lay down on the table.

The Jinyang people finally fell, and Dongning won a big victory.

But the victory was also miserable.

He Ju vomited directly on the table. After vomited, he stood up staggeringly, tongue still tied: "Let's go, let's go back to the dormitory."

"Jinyang people can't do it. Drinking - no - vomit -" Director Xie also lost his temper after drinking, and his words were a bit substandard.

He and He Ju hooked up shoulder to shoulder, supported each other and were about to go back to the dormitory.

Xu Tao was sleeping on the ground, sound asleep, just like the Jinyang people, he was beaten up.

"He Ju, what are they going to do?" The only person on the field who was still awake was Xiao Miao.

However, Xiao Miao was also fed half a bottle of red wine today, her face was a little red, but she was not drunk, and when she saw people all over the place, she felt anxious and worried.

"It's okay---it's so hot---it's okay to sleep on the floor---" He Ju and Director Xie didn't care about them, they couldn't care about themselves, they staggered out of the box first.

"Hey, hello, He Ju, Director Xie---" Xiao Miao was so depressed, she wanted to help Xu Tao up, but felt that she couldn't.

Xu Tao is just over 1.7 meters tall and weighs 170 kilograms. Height and weight are directly proportional. How can she move as a girl?

After watching He Ju and Director Xie leave, Xiao Miao looked at the people in the room, everyone was as drunk as a dog.

It looked like they were really going to sleep here all night today.

Hey, what about the little hooligan? The little hooligan has been in the bathroom for half an hour and hasn't come out yet?You won't die of drunkenness in it.

Xiao Miao originally wanted to ignore him, but after much deliberation, she gritted her teeth and walked slowly to the bathroom.

Go in and take a look, I'm dizzy.

Jiang Shen was sitting on the toilet, his face and neck were all red, and he was sleeping like a pig.

Can sleep while sitting, a drunk man is really not a man.

"Jiang Shen, wake up, get up." Xiao Miao walked over and patted Jiang Shen's face.

You bastard, you slapped me, I'm back today.

She didn't hit hard, but she didn't hit lightly either, and she was a little bit vindictive.

"Baba, wake up." Xiao Miao was happy while beating, and finally got revenge today, he must not remember that I beat him when he was so drunk.

But of course she did not expect that Jiang Shen was not drunk at all.

Jiang Shen is not an idiot, just now he saw that He Ju and Director Xie wanted to rush ahead and replace the wine for them, and he simply pretended to be drunk after a few times.

And if you drink four catties, you will be drunk, and if you don't get drunk, you will be the god of wine, which is a bit shocking.

Now that he was pretending to be drunk, he just sat in the bathroom and waited for the outcome to be decided outside.

Unexpectedly, this little Miao dared to come in and slap me.

"Huh?---Who called me---" Jiang Shen slowly opened his eyes, but his eyes were still confused.

"Going back to the dormitory, can you go?"

"Yes, let's do it that time." Jiang Shen smiled slightly at Miao Miao.

Xiao Miao gritted her teeth again, went up and put her arms around Jiang Shen's waist, pulled hard, and slowly pulled Jiang Shen up.

Jiang Shen is very thin, now 1.7 meters eight, close to 1.8 meters tall, estimated to be less than 140 catties.

"It's really a pig. If you don't know how to drink, don't drink so much. Pig, pig, pig." Xiao Miao cursed and helped Jiang Shen to walk out of the box.

She wanted to catch up with He Ju and bring them to the boys' dormitory. After all, they were in school and lived in different places.

But after chasing all the way out, he happened to see He Ju and Xie Yadong took a taxi and left.

"Congratulations, congratulations." Xiao Miao hurriedly waved her hands and watched them leave.

The people passing by were all dumbfounded.

A big man is drunk, and such a beautiful woman is supporting him, is there any reason?

Xiao Miao also knew that this was not good, but she had no choice but to abandon Jiang Shen.

And Jiang Shen was a little bit excited.

Today Xiao Miao is wearing a tight-fitting dress, which is very simple and elegant, a little fresh like a freshman girl. He puts his hands on Xiao Miao's shoulders, and touches Xiao Miao's chest from time to time with the shaking of his arms. She hugged Xiao Miao's small waist.

However, Xiao Miao couldn't have an attack. Jiang Shen was drunk, unintentionally.

"Taxi, taxi." Xiao Miao had no choice but to hail a taxi, but it was not easy to hail a taxi. The two stood on the side of the road for nearly 5 minutes before they hailed the first car.

But as soon as the first taxi stopped in front of them, "vomit" Jiang Shen squatted down and retched on the ground. Although he didn't vomit it out, he startled the driver.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm off work." The driver didn't stop the car, stepped on the accelerator, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

I'm sorry, Xiao Miao raised a middle finger to the back of the car.

Then a few minutes later, the second car came again.

"vomit..." Jiang Shen vomited before the car arrived in front of him. The driver looked at it, turned around halfway, boom, turned the steering wheel with the accelerator and rushed to another place.

The two stayed on the side of the road for more than 20 minutes without even stopping a taxi.

"Don't vomit, you can't vomit anything, you scared the taxis away." Xiao Miao was so angry, she put Jiang Shen on the flower bed by the roadside, and let Jiang Shen sit there.

"But I'm uncomfortable. Give me another catty and I won't be uncomfortable." Jiang Shen was talking nonsense, sounding like he was drunk and out of his mind.

Xiao Miao got even angrier when she heard that, why, this bastard has slapped me and bullied me, why should I care about him, let him sleep here.

I look at my phone, it's 08:30 now, if I don't go back, I won't be able to enter the dormitory after nine o'clock.

"You can sleep here by yourself." Xiao Miao turned around and left, ready to fight by herself.

Leave him alone, it's hot, he won't freeze to death, leave him alone, leave him alone, he's a little rascal, a bastard.

Xiao Miao muttered something, and after walking more than 30 meters, Jiang Shen seemed to fall to the ground when he heard a "vomit" from behind.

"Bastard." After all, Xiao Miao couldn't bear it anymore, and turned around cursing.

She walked up and helped Jiang Shen up again.

"It's all your fault. If you can't drink it, don't drink it. Now you can take a taxi back, and you won't be able to enter the dormitory before nine o'clock."

They sat for half an hour when they came, and now they are going back. There was a traffic jam when they didn't come, but they might not be able to arrive before nine o'clock.

Xiao Miao knew this earlier, so she threw Jiang Shen into the hotel and ignored him.

"Open the room, open the room---my head hurts---I want to sleep---help me open the room." Jiang Shen pointed to the side.

Next to the hotel is a hotel.

Open a room?

I share a room with him?

Xiao Miao's face was red, she hesitated for a moment, she must not have time to go back to the dormitory today, so she had to live outside.

I have no choice but to open the room.

She helped Jiang Shen to the hotel.

"Trouble, open us two standard rooms."

"Sorry, we only have one standard room."

"--------" Isn't it true, there is only one hotel in such a big hotel?

Unwilling, Xiaomiao walked out with Jiang Shen supported.

Anzhou is so big and there are so many hotels, I don't believe it.

She was also very patient, and insisted on supporting Jiang Shen to walk more than 100 meters, and found another hotel.

"Sorry, we only have one standard room."

"----"

Xiao Miao's temperament is very stubborn, and it can be seen from her non-stop struggle with Jiang Shen that she can stick to one thing for a long time.

So she went again.

I walked more than 500 meters in one breath, and changed seven hotels. Xiao Miao was as tired as a dog, and each hotel said, "Sorry, we only have one standard room." '

Damn, I hate you Anzhou, your hotels are full of shit.Officer Xiao Miao swears violently.

It seems that all the hotels have been booked, and when I saw Xiao Miao, I said that there was only one.

It never occurred to her that every hotel actually has many rooms, but Jiang Shen used his spiritual thoughts to control the waiters, and when he saw Xiao Miao, he only said that there was only one room.

"Okay, let's open one." When Xiao Miao reached the eighth house, she was completely powerless to support Jiang Shen and continue walking.

She finally compromised and opened a room.

After completing the formalities, she helped Jiang Shen into the room, first threw Jiang Shen on the bed, and then lay down on another bed. It was so comfortable. I was exhausted after walking with this pig for a long time.

Xiao Miao rested for a while, turned over on the bed, and looked at Jiang Shen next to him. Jiang Shen was sleeping like a pig, and was still snoring.

And Jiang Shen's bed was less than one meter away from hers, and all kinds of grievances and grievances from the past flooded into her heart little by little.

From the day she met Jiang Shen, Xiao Miao would be mad at him every time.

Fortunately, I have a big chest and a big heart, and you have already killed me with a small heart. If you speak well, will you die?

"It's better to be drunk." Xiao Miao muttered softly, Jiang Shen, who was drunk, didn't talk nonsense, and looked quite handsome and cute.

After watching Jiang Shen for a while, she got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

It was already hot in August, and she, a girl, helped Jiang Shen to walk for more than a mile, and she was already sweating all over her body.

After Xiao Miao walked into the bathroom, she locked the door first, then took off her clothes and began to take a shower.

Because Jiang Shen was outside, she washed it very quickly. After a little rinsing, she washed the underwear. With this weather, it would be dry tomorrow morning.

After thinking about it, today's skirt is full of sweat, smells of Jiang Shen's wine, and seems to have vomited things, it's too disgusting, the skirt is washed off, and it will be dry tomorrow.

She wrapped a bath towel and washed all three clothes off her body.