The Emperor's Life of a Wretched Man

After Solo saw his own face in the reflective stone, black lines immediately appeared on his forehead: "Fuck...why do you look like a dick? Boss, do you have a robe? I have seen someone wearing a red robe, that's it. And then like that?"

thump……

After listening to Solo's words, the boss sat on the ground again.

"Oh my god! Noble lord, please stop talking about it. It is a crime of treason that requires decapitation. You always said that it is called the emperor's robe. Only the royal family of the gods can wear it, and you can't wear red and purple." This color, except for the royal family, it is a serious crime of treason to wear it..."

"Don't talk nonsense, just say yes or no? I don't look like a royal family?" Solo's heart moved, and he seemed to understand something, but he still spoke.

"This... my lord, there is really no such thing, but if you are a royal family of the Protoss instead of a nobleman, you can go to a royal adult store at the corner of the street ahead, there are some..." The boss's little heart is a little bit hurt today no more.

"Okay..." After Solo agreed, he began to choose women's clothing, which turned out to be really good. The one-piece tight leather clothing of various colors is very breathable, and can highlight the slender figure. The lower body With long small shoes, there is a big cape behind him, very energetic.

So Solo bled heavily, bought a few suits for each of his wives and put them away, and then looked back for the suit he had replaced.

"Huh? Where are my clothes?" Solo searched everywhere.

"I lost it..." the boss said.

"Nimma, get it back for me quickly. It's a good thing worth several 10 yuan. If you lose it, the whole store won't be able to compensate me..."

"Ah? Just the rags? Give it back to you..." The boss took out the clothes from under the counter and handed them to Solo, who originally wanted to stay and study them.

After paying the money, Solo rushed directly to the next store.

I thought there was no big problem this time, but as soon as I went out, pedestrians on the street surrounded me again: "Look, that nobleman cut off his hair, didn't he commit some serious crime..." A child innocently sounded.

"It looks like he may have committed the crime of kidnapping a young girl, otherwise it would be impossible to cut off his hair..."

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Solo fled as if to go.

In the Royal Supplies Store, Solo bought dozens of robes for both men and women in one go, and then he changed out of the aristocratic outfits on his body, and then put on an approximate robe.

"Damn it, even if I'm an ancient Chinese, I don't want to dress up as a slutty aristocrat here..." After paying the money, Solo walked away cursing and hugging Shaoyin.

I found a luxurious inn, and Solo lived in it, but the royal family of the protoss lived in an inn?And a royal with short hair?is it possible?

The boss didn't dare to ask, so he opened a small building with a single door for Solo, because Solo said that he would stay for a while.

But when the boss checked Solo's identity, Solo took out the ebony token of the nobleman again, but the boss returned the token to Solo with a face of panic, and then asked the boy to take Solo to in his yard.

Solo is very satisfied with this small courtyard. The environment is elegant and quiet, and the trees full of flowers make Solo feel like he is in a fairyland.

Although the furnishings in the small building are simple, there is a feeling of returning to basics and returning to the original. Everything is natural, from the feeling, from the heart, comfortable and natural, and has a feeling of home.

Solo put Taiyin, who was still asleep, on his bed, and began to meditate cross-legged, but just after he had just meditated and before he entered the practice, there was a noise from the small courtyard.

"Surround me around the building, don't let the criminals who plotted against you go away..."

With a shout, only noisy footsteps could be heard, and the lights and torches illuminated the downstairs like daylight.

"Listen upstairs, we are the inspectors of the imperial city of Kamikaze Kingdom, we will go downstairs immediately and we will be arrested, otherwise we will be impolite..." Someone shouted upstairs at this time.

Solo frowned slightly after hearing the voice, stood up slowly, glanced at Taiyin who was sleeping soundly on the bed, walked to the window with a black forehead, stretched out his hand and pushed the window open.

"Paralyzed! What are you arguing about? Why don't you let people sleep?" Solo said in a bad tone.

"Who are you? Why are you wearing the clothes of the royal family? Do you know that this is a serious crime of treason?" asked a leader of the Protoss downstairs.

"It's none of your business? Don't mix it up. This is... damn it. I forgot to ask the name of the red robe. An old guy in the red robe asked me to wear it. What's wrong?" The red-robed old man was moved out, but his words became very weak.

"Stop talking nonsense, you not only violated the clothing law, but also dared to blaspheme the red-robed god king, this time you are dead, come down and follow us or should we attack?" The Protoss leader below refused to let go.

"Okay, stop yelling, I'll just go with you..." Solo didn't want to cause trouble, after all his wives were still in their hands, so he made a compromise, so he turned around and picked up Shaoyin and walked off Come upstairs.

"Who are you? Where do you live? What's your name? You don't need to answer, but you will pay for every word you say..." From the costumes of the leader, he was also dressed as an aristocrat of the Protoss.

"Okay, stop yelling, I'll take you to a place, just meet someone..."

As Solo said, he was pushed forward by dozens of protoss soldiers.

When Solo led the guards of the imperial city to the side door of the original high wall, the guards of the imperial city were dumbfounded. They looked at each other and stopped talking.

"Is this your home?" the noble leader of the protoss asked.

"I fucking refuse to talk to you..." Solo yelled and knocked on the door.

After a while, the black-lacquered door opened again, and the same servant stuck out his head, still cursing: "Damn it, who is this? In the middle of the night, are you still letting people practice?"

When he stuck his head out and finally saw Solo standing at the door, he asked in surprise, "Why are you again? Ah? Why are you wearing royal clothes? Now you're in trouble..."

The old man in the red robe once again summoned Solo and the noble leader of the Protoss into the hall. Solo's face was full of anger, and the red robe also had a black forehead when he saw Solo's attire, so he asked : "Did I let you wear this dress?"

"Fuck...you didn't tell me not to wear it, did you?" Solo scolded back directly.

thump……

This time, the nobleman of the protoss fell to the ground in fright.

"Okay, come here, let me see..." The red-robed old man didn't blame Solo for being disrespectful to him, but he waved his hand at Solo with a dark face.

Solo knew that he was no match for this old guy, so he walked over obediently. The red-robed old man stretched out his hand and held Solo's wrist, then closed his eyes, and slowly injected a trace of true energy into Solo. in the body...