The Emperor's Life of a Wretched Man

"Fuck...you've eaten all of them?" Solo kicked the little troublemaker with his leg.

"Yeah... don't touch me, it's so uncomfortable..." The little troublemaker rolled aside like a ball, making sleepy noises, like a child who just started talking.

"Hey... Nima... still scared me, what did you say as an animal? If it wasn't for the last time I knew you could talk, I would have scared me to death today..."

Solo was still startled by the words of the little troublemaker, his whole body trembled, and there was an incredible expression on his face: "Damn! What kind of bird world is this? Even animals can talk..."

This is too subversive of Solo's ideas and blows Solo's young mind...

Seeing that the little beast was not awake, Solo bent down, grabbed the little troublemaker by the ear and lifted it up.

"Yeah! Don't make trouble, I want to sleep..." The little troublemaker waved his little paw to hit Solo dissatisfied, Solo was so frightened that he immediately threw it on the ground, a joke, was he slapped with a little paw?Do you still want Lao Tzu's hand?

yah...

The little beast made a dissatisfied sound, and rolled around on the ground, then rubbed its sleepy eyes with its small snow-white claws, and opened them.

"Hey! Solo, why are you here? Let me sleep for a while..." the little troublemaker said and wanted to close his eyes again.

"Fuck... don't sleep, how about I take you to have a good meal?" Solo said, luring the little troublemaker.

After hearing Solo's words, the little troublemaker immediately opened its two big eyes, emitting two greedy green lights, but then its eyes dimmed, and it rubbed its belly with its small claws, and a painful look appeared on its face. look.

"Yeah...it's so uncomfortable, I've eaten too much and I can't eat anymore..." the little troublemaker said, tossing and turning on the ground in pain.

"Eating too much? Alright! Then I'll take you out for some activities, okay? Exercising more will help digestion..." Solo said.

"Yeah? Activities? Do you want to fight?" The little troublemaker looked at Solo with contempt, and with a wave of his little claw, a white light hit Solo instantly.

Humph……

Solo let out a muffled grunt and was sent flying, and his body fell heavily under the stone arm of the cave. The pain caused Solo's body to bend like a big shrimp, howling incessantly.

"Damn it, you little troublemaker, you beat me up? Fuck! Are you still a human?" Solo cursed.

"Yeah... I'm not human, okay? Besides, you said you wanted to do some activities. Now that the activities are over, you can go..."

It seems that what Zipao said really didn't lie to Solo, this little troublemaker is really troublesome, whoever targets him will be in trouble.

But Solo couldn't be beaten in vain, so he used his whole body's healing techniques to seduce the little troublemaker, and finally the little troublemaker finally fell into Solo's trap.

"Yeah! I really can't steal the gold?" the little troublemaker asked.

"I don't think you can do it. It's not that I look down on you. I'll sit here with you. If I can steal the gold from the red robe of the God's Palace and tell me what I want to eat in the future, I will definitely help you find it." How are you?" Solo asked.

"Hey...you wait..."

After all, the little troublemaker has the heart of a child. After leaving a word, his figure disappeared in place. Solo was so happy that he lay down leisurely on his lower body, propping up his legs and humming a little tune.

About an hour later, a white light flashed, and the little beast returned to Solo's side. Solo sat up immediately, and the little beast rolled around proudly on the ground, and finally waved its little claws, clattering...

A large pile of gold bricks, gold nuggets, and gold bars appeared in the cave, piled up like a golden mountain, and this pile of gold was dozens of times more than what Solo had been snatched by the red robe before.

"Damn it... I can't do it if I don't want to say it now..." Solo is a businessman, so he must have the consciousness of a businessman, and money is naturally his favorite. He hugged the little beast and kissed it fiercely. Take a sip.

The little beast wiped its little face with its little paws in dissatisfaction, but its eyes turned into crescent moons, and it waved its little fists and asked, "Yah... Solo, am I serious?"

"Hey...hehehehe...that's amazing, why didn't I know you were so powerful before? You are simply invincible..." Solo lied to the children unscrupulously...

"Hey... Take these stones away... I'm going to sleep, I'll find you something to eat after I wake up..." The little beast said and ran to the bottom of the cave to sleep...

"Hey...take it now, this stone is so cute..."

Solo laughed and got busy. This time, he didn't put the gold into the space ring that the red robe gave him again, but directly took the gold into the space he had cultivated, and then he didn't even say hello. Run back to the inn.

When Solo returned to the inn, it was just midnight. Solo went back to his room and began to practice. The family-inherited profound art began to move slowly, and his heart was peaceful. …

It wasn't until noon the next day that Solo was awakened by the noise in the yard. He stretched out habitually, and when his consciousness moved, the scene in the yard appeared in Solo's mind.

Several soldiers from Kamikaze City were yelling in the yard, while the innkeeper was crying loudly.

"Fuck... what the innkeeper said is still true. It seems that God Demon Island has such a fairy-like environment. It is really not accidental. It turns out that destroying the environment will directly kill the head..."

Hearing the miserable cry of the innkeeper, Solo couldn't stay any longer, and appeared next to the big tree in front of the yard in a flash, and then moved his ten fingers together, and the sword energy tortured the tree so badly that he couldn't bear it. The big tree of gambling is shrouded.

rumbling...

boom……

This is good, the whole big tree suddenly turned into powder...

"Ah... you... what are you doing?" Several soldiers turned pale in fright amidst the loud noise, and stepped back again and again.

"Hehe...Damn it, didn't you see? Am I messing with big trees? I can't even understand this..." Solo sat on the stone chair with a smile.

"You...you are really the royal family? How could the royal family do such a shameless thing?" The horror on the faces of several soldiers made Solo realize that destroying a big tree might be worse than killing a person. Unbelievable.

"Damn! Is there any hair related to the royal family? So the royal family can't cut down the tree?" Solo asked.

"You are not the royal family. If you were the royal family, even if you gave them money, they would not do such a shameless thing that would damage the image of the royal family..." A soldier finally calmed down and said.

"Damn... I am the royal family, what's wrong? Is it shameless to destroy trees? I don't think so. If you have the final say and dare to give me money, I don't mind destroying all the trees in the imperial city. Money..." Solo said.

"Too shameless..."

"Too inhuman..."

"It's so crazy..."

"It's too rebellious..."