Otherworldly Madman

"You big villain, who wants to spank your ass!" Yan Ling'er was teased by Lin Yang and wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. She knew that this person was the best at beating snakes and sticks, so she turned her face away and pretended to ignore him.

"Good Linger, I know the shot was a bit heavy just now, isn't that right, didn't I see that it was you, my wife? If I knew it was my precious Linger, even if I hit myself, I wouldn't dare to hurt Linger! "

Lin Yang poked his head over, looked at Yan Linger's pretty face and said softly.Who would have thought that other people would turn their small faces to the other side and still not look at themselves!

He was already thick-skinned, so he couldn't let it go, and then turned to Yan Ling'er, blinking his eyes with a smile, and said: "Ling'er, are you angry that I made you look ugly in front of your subordinates just now?" Ah! How about I give you a unique striptease of the Lin family, okay? You can also see how I am making a fool of myself!"

"Striptease!"

Yan Ling'er's pretty face blushed, thinking how this person can say anything!Seeing that he kept blinking at her, acting like a ghost, he almost burst into laughter without being induced.Pretending to be angry, she said, "I don't want to watch your striptease! Huh, if you want to dance, go outside the big tent and dance in front of everyone! As long as you dare to dance, I will forgive you!"

Lin Yang looked at Yan Ling'er wanting to cry without tears, and then his face was full of grievance and self-pity, like a little daughter-in-law who has been pissed off, which made people feel distressed!

Yan Ling'er was made to want to laugh but didn't dare to laugh because of his funny expression, her lower abdomen twitched, itching and uncomfortable!Resisting the urge to burst into laughter, he said, "Why don't you dare?"

"Hey, who told us to be the one who loves our daughter-in-law? Since my wife has spoken, then...then I have no choice but to jump!" Lin Yang said aggrievedly: "Ling'er, if your female soldiers see your husband You must not be jealous of my perfect figure!"

After Lin Yang finished speaking, like a woman whose life was threatened and about to be humiliated, she unbuttoned her blouse with trembling hands, revealing her strong upper body. Go outside!

Seeing Lin Yang's appearance, Yan Ling'er seemed to really want to go outside the big tent and perform the Lin family's unique striptease in front of the whole battalion of female soldiers!She was just joking with him, to make things difficult for him on purpose, but how could she really let him go out to dance or take off his clothes!

Seeing that he was about to lift the tent and leave when he reached the door of the big tent, he thought impatiently: "If my sweetheart is really seen by my female subordinates outside, wouldn't I be at a disadvantage!"

He stomped his feet angrily, and the figure flashed in front of Lin Yang immediately, and said in a shy and angry way: "You rascal, you are really mad, don't stop now!"

Lin Yang said with a bitter face: "But if I don't do a striptease in front of everyone, Linger, you can't forgive me, let me go!"

As he spoke, he wanted to go out again.

Yan Ling'er was ashamed and anxious: "You big rascal, you know that people are deliberately joking, but you deliberately anger him, you... you are hateful..."

Lin Yang laughed loudly, and the bitterness just now disappeared. He stretched out his ape arms, hugged Yan Linger's beautiful and plump body tightly in his arms, and said, "So, my Linger is forgiving Me! Haha, I know my baby, I can't bear to let others eat my husband's tofu! Come and kiss me..."

After speaking, without waiting for Yan Linger to react, he quickly kissed her small mouth.

Yan Ling'er was both ashamed and delighted by her sweetheart, she stomped her jade feet coquettishly, and said: "You big rascal, you just lied to others just now! I really shouldn't have pulled you just now, look at you, a big rascal Is there any striptease with such a thick skin?"

"Hey, I don't dare to go to a striptease in front of so many people, but if my baby Ling'er wants to see it, I can perform for you alone! But in exchange, Linger will also give you a show. Husband, jump back!" Lin Yang teased.

"Liar... scoundrel... thieves... I... I won't dance for you!"

Yan Ling'er was extremely coquettish, and scolded Lin Yang angrily for a while, as if she still couldn't let go of her hatred, and finally beat Lin Yang's chest with her small fists non-stop!

Lin Yang laughed, grabbed her little fist, held her tightly in his arms, and said softly: "Ling'er, I really didn't know it was you just now, are you still angry with me now? "

Yan Ling'er was hugged tightly by him, her whole body was filled with a sense of happiness, and she closed her eyes to appreciate the wonderful moment!I really want to just stay at this moment, don't pass by!

After hearing Lin Yang's words, he murmured, "I won't be angry with you because of such a trivial matter!"

Lin Yang asked strangely: "Ling'er, didn't you just get angry just because I shot too hard and made you lose face with your subordinates?"

"Hmph! Am I so stingy?" Yan Ling'er rolled her eyes at him and said.

"It's not about this, what's that about?" Lin Yang felt dizzy, and couldn't remember where he had offended her.

Yan Ling'er sighed sadly: "Do you know, since Ling'er came to Qingzhou with her father, she has been thinking about you day and night, asking for news about you every day, and looking forward to the day when even if it is just It would be nice to receive a letter from you!"

Listening to the faint voice of the person in his arms, Lin Yang felt as if he had knocked over a bottle of five flavors in his heart. There were pity, joy, and guilt... I don't know what to say to express the guilt in my heart?Hey, I'm really confused, why didn't I think about writing a letter to Ling'er! ?

But Yan Linger said to herself again: "When I heard that you were named Zhongyonghou by the emperor, do you know how happy Linger was? But soon, I heard that you were assassinated and died in the capital. The whereabouts are unknown! Ling'er is at a loss every day, like a walking corpse. She tried to commit suicide many times and went with you, but was saved by her father! But later I heard that you came back to life! But you You are a big rascal, but you have no soul at all, and you didn’t write a letter in the end! Do you think I should be angry with you?"

After hearing this, Lin Yang felt ashamed, ashamed, shocked and scared!Thinking of Ling'er almost committing suicide because of his own carelessness, he wished to slap both of his mouths hard!

He hugged her delicate body desperately, and said shamelessly: "You should be angry, you should be angry with me! I am really the biggest fool in the world... Linger, you can punish me any way you want, you can beat me if you want to kill me!" Whatever you want, as long as you can forgive me!"

Yan Ling'er was very happy to see him suddenly today, how could she be willing to punish him!A hint of cunning suddenly appeared in his eyes, he smiled secretly, and then said: "Alright then, when you turn around, you rascal, give me a striptease that is unique to the Lin family!"

"Hey! I just said I would dance for you. Didn't you say that I was a hooligan and wouldn't let you dance? Why do you want me to dance again now?" Lin Yang asked funny.

"Hmph! One moment and another moment! Why, don't you agree?" Yan Ling'er said coquettishly.

"Agreed! Agreed! How can I disagree with this, as long as Linger can forgive me, even if I am allowed to take off my clothes right now, I can run around the whole world!"

Yan Ling'er listened to Lin Yang's exaggeration, and was delighted to be teased by him. She gave him a coquettish look and said, "Cheeky!"

Lin Yang saw that she finally didn't blame him, and he was very happy, and said love words with a beautiful woman in his arms.After a while, the pretty face of the person in his arms was blushing all over when he heard it, and he was so ashamed and happy!

"By the way, Ling'er, I haven't asked you yet. What's going on with your Feifeng camp? It seems that there are no female soldiers in Daqian, right?" Lin Yang asked suddenly.

Yan Ling'er heard him ask about Feifengying, and sighed: "Actually, these women were rescued by accident from human traffickers on the way to Qingzhou by me and father! They are all poor people, some of them were Some families were destroyed by grass bandits, and some were abducted by human traffickers!"

"Human traffickers!" Lin Yang did not expect that there are human traffickers in this different world!One can imagine how difficult life would be for a woman who has no self-protection ability and her family is ruined in this world where the strong are respected. In the end, it is inevitable that she will end up serving others as a slave!But this is still relatively lucky, and even more unfortunate may be about to become a prostitute, and end up in a lifetime of misery!

Yan Linger said again: "At the beginning, I saw that they were lonely and helpless, so my father and I decided to form an army composed of all women, which is also a kind of sustenance for them to survive!"

Lin Yang laughed, then kissed the beauty's small mouth fiercely, and said: "My Ling'er is the best, this is a good job!"

Yan Ling'er heard Lin Yang's praise of herself, and she felt flattered and extremely happy.

"But Ling'er, why have you trained these girls to become tigresses? They're ruthless girls, and they're merciless. My ass just received a hundred blows!" Lin Yang shook his head with a wry smile.

Yan Linger let out a "puchi" laugh, she also heard the report from her subordinates just now.Jiao smiled and said: "Women are not fierce, so they won't be bullied to death by your men? Besides, with your strength, even if they beat you a thousand times, they can't hurt you!"

"Who said that!" Lin Yang laughed and said, "I was beaten badly just now, if you don't believe me, look at my butt, it must still be red!"

Then I have to take off my pants and let her check her injuries!

Yan Ling'er was ashamed for a while, covered her eyes and hurriedly turned around, not daring to look, said anxiously: "You rascal, how can you take off your pants in front of others?"

Hey, it's not like you haven't seen it before, why are you so shy?Lin Yang laughed and said, "Don't worry, I didn't take it off."

Yan Ling'er showed her small hand between her fingers and took a peek, and then she felt relieved.

"Ling'er, what about the spies? Is there a war here in Qingzhou? How could there be spies?" Lin Yang asked again.

Yan Ling'er said helplessly: "Isn't it because of the formation of the Feifeng Battalion full of female soldiers, which attracted all the wild bees and slang butterflies around them, trying to trick their subordinates! How many soldiers can be caught every day? You bastard, I just didn't expect to catch you, a big bastard today!"

After that, she laughed coquettishly "giggle".