Otherworldly Madman

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This brother, who was peeping from a distance, was wearing a gorgeous long gown, and his hair was dancing in the wind. He was in a wild shape. Needless to say, the one Lin Yang met in Huaishui Town was none other than Wang Gan.

But seeing this buddy flicking his long hair flirtatiously, he took out a flower on his nose and sniffed it, saying to himself: "He will still form formations, it seems that he has heard some wind. I don’t know how powerful this formation is.”

Just when this buddy was talking to himself, the spider with a big head climbed up quietly, this is Ruhua

When Lin Yang came back, it didn’t stay at home. Spiders are naturally fond of wooded places, which has something to do with them being hunters by nature. Ruhua, who went out for a few days, just returned today. Of course, it doesn’t know that Lin Yang has returned [

Because of its scary appearance, I was afraid of disturbing others and causing trouble for the Lin family, so I climbed the roof. I just climbed to this roof and saw the handsome and handsome brother Wang Gan.

Immediately, I felt a heroic spirit of the Hittites sweeping towards me. I shook my head, thinking that my eyes were blurred, and quickly shook my head to make sure that the person in front of me was not a phantom. Immediately, my eyes were full of little stars, wow, so handsome!

Brother Wang Gan, who was posing, naturally didn't know that his scumbag image had captured the heart of a spider in an instant. He still complained and said to himself: "I didn't expect Lin Yang to have such good-looking two girlfriends." Why is it that I don’t have my share? I’m so cool and handsome. Why do all the women think I’m a pretense and masculinity and never look at me? My God, you treat me so unfairly.”

"He is very sad, how can this be? I must go to comfort his heart, I must go"

When Ruhua saw the sad look of handsome Wang Gan, her heart was cut like a knife. An impulse could no longer be restrained, and she jumped forward with a cry of joy.

Wang Qian was lamenting his experience, and suddenly heard the sound of "squeak", he was shocked. What kind of sound was this? He hurriedly turned his head to look, and saw a black spider as big as a head running towards him with joy.

It's a pity that this dude is extremely strong, but he has a weakness, that is, he has been afraid of spiders since he was a child, and his face turns pale when he is so scared by such a big spider.

"God... oh my god... this... this is a spider... so... so big..."

When Brother Wang Gan stammered, Ruhua had already run over and yelled in animal language: "Handsome guy, I'm here!"

Wang Gan stepped back again and again and waved his hands: "No...don't..."

When Ru Hua threw herself on him, I saw that his whole body was convulsing, and he was so frightened that he stepped on the air and screamed, and the whole person fell down from the roof...

Lin Yang, who was setting up the formation, suddenly turned his head to look at the scream, of course he heard Qianxue and Xiaoxian, Qiqi turned his head and looked around

But I didn't see anyone moving at all

Qian Xue wondered: "Brother Lin, could it be that I heard it wrong? Why does someone seem to be screaming?"

Lin Yang shook his head and said, "I should have heard it without me."

"My sister also heard this, so the three of us must have heard it wrong together." Shangguan Xiaoxian also hurriedly said: "Should we go and have a look?"

Lin Yang thought for a while and said: "There is no need. It seems that this person is not an expert. If he is, how can he scream like this? He is just a little thief. Don't bother with him. You should hurry up and get rid of this troublesome formation." good on cloth”

Speaking of this, he himself exclaimed again: "It's bad, I forgot the number of steps, I have to count again, that nasty little thief, isn't this delaying my business?"

Qianxue and Shangguan Xiaoxian snickered endlessly, but tried not to laugh, and obediently stood aside [

……

Wang Gan's yell was loud enough to startle the residents under the roof.

When he fell to the ground, he was foaming at the mouth, his eyes were straight, his whole body was still convulsing, he was so startled that he didn't know what to do, and when he was terrified, the residents in the house also opened the door and came out.

Ru Huasheng was afraid that he would scare others, so he quickly hid on the side and peeked

But when I saw that the residents of this house were an old couple, both in their 70s and [-]s, I was shocked when I saw a young man lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth, but I heard the old man shout loudly: "Old woman, hurry over here." There's a kid who's gone epileptic."

The old woman also hurriedly said: "Then what can I do? Is it really bad luck to die? Well, why is this kid here?"

The old man said: "Don't worry, don't worry, epileptic, as long as you don't bite your tongue, you won't die, quickly take a wooden stick and let him bite it..."

Just when the old woman was going to look for the wooden stick, brother Wang Gan's whole body was convulsing violently. The old man couldn't wait to see it, and hurriedly took off his pair of black shiny socks, wrapped them up, rolled them up and stuffed them in. Wang Qian's mouth

Where is Wang Qian's epilepsy? He's just scared by Ruhua. His consciousness is still there. His body doesn't listen to the command. He suddenly realizes that something foul-smelling has been stuffed into his mouth. He retches and twitches violently.

The old man saw how he smoked so badly that he thought it was so bad that one pair of socks was not enough, and shouted: "Old woman, take off your socks too, this young man smokes badly."

It's important to save lives. The old woman didn't dare to neglect and hurriedly took off her socks and handed them over.

The two old men who thought they were saving lives would never have thought that the one in front of them was just frightened and lost control of their bodies for a while. What's more sad is that Wang Qian, a majestic master, couldn't bear it and was fainted in the end under the attack of two pairs of socks. past

Seeing that Wang Gan finally stopped smoking, the two old men breathed a sigh of relief. The old man boasted: "Seeing that there are old women who will encounter such a situation in the future, they will have to do this. If you have socks, you can use them. If you have socks, you can just use shoes."

The old woman was also very relieved and said: "It's all thanks to the old man, what do you think this young man should do? Do you want to carry him in?"

The old man glared and said: "Of course, saving people will not give up halfway, let's carry him in."

"Do you want to go with the socks now?" the old woman asked

"Well, wait, who knows if he will commit another crime later, just put it away first."

After the old man finished speaking, the two laboriously raised their heads and lifted their feet, half shaking and half shaking, and carried poor Wang Gan into the house.

Ruhua looked at Wang Gan's figure and sighed pitifully at Wang Gan's figure when she saw what they were talking about. It's a good thing he's gone now, or else I'd be sad to death. "

One step at a time, three steps back, reluctantly going back

……

As soon as I got home, I found that the owner, Lin Yang, was back like a flower. I was so excited that I jumped onto his shoulder, very intimate [

Lin Yang had seen Ruhua for many days, and he thought about it, stroked its head and asked, "Where did you go, the master didn't say hello when you came back, could it be that you are going to discuss life like that wolf?"

"Oh, by the way, master, where has my little brother gone? Why did I see it? What is it to discuss about life?" Ruhua asked strangely

Lin Yang gloomily told Xiao Tianlang that he was discussing life and was summing up over and over again.

Ruhua stared wide-eyed and realized what the so-called discussion of life is all about. Then she said shyly, "Master...he's in love too."

"What~"

Lin Yang was really taken aback with his long voice. What's the matter? Could it be that they were all attracted by him? But at the same time, he also felt happy like a flower. The silly one is still very fond of him, and the name is still the same. I don't like Xiaotianlang. I gave it such a cute name as "Maomao", but I don't use it.

Hastily shouted: "Xue'er, Xiaoxian, hurry up and develop a relationship like a flower."

The gossip souls of Qianxue and Shangguan Xiaoxian immediately blazed up and ran away, asking Ruhua to talk about this and that.

Lin Yang was amused when he saw Ruhua's shy look, "What kind of shy trick is this? It's the spider beauty who hooked up Ruhua, why didn't she bring it back for my master to see?"

Ruhua immediately whispered: "What did the master say, what hooking up? This is her...my first love..."

"First... first love..." Lin Yangzhang said dumbfounded, well, even a spider knows that the word first love is really amazing

Qianxue and Xiaoxian covered their mouths and said anxiously with a smile: "Ruhua, where is your first love? What kind of spider is that?"

Ru Hua anxiously said, "It's not a spider, it's not a spider."

"Hey, it's not a spider, what is it? Tell me what kind of animal it is." Lin Yang asked in amazement

"He...he is a human being." After Ruhua finished speaking, she covered her eyes with her forelimbs and made a shy look.

"Human beings, my darling, have all developed into this form. No wonder in previous lives they often said that love is the power of national borders." Lin Yang said in admiration, "As expected of my pet, please tell me, when did this girl bring me to see you?" See"

Qianxue and Xiaoxian also looked surprised

"He's not a girl, he's a man" Ruhua continued to shy

Lin Yang and the three of them opened their mouths wide and couldn't close their mouths for a long time. Lin Yang finally sighed: "Ruhua, your love... oh my god, is this true? I'm really convinced, but if both of them are men, then you It's better to think about it." Having said this, he hurriedly said: "I'm not saying that your love is not great. Compared with this kind of love, it is more unforgettable... unforgettable"

Ruhua stared anxiously and said loudly: "Master, who said that I am a male...uh... a male?"

Lin Yang wondered: "Aren't you a man?"

Ruhua anxiously said: "Of course I'm not. I'm androgynous and can be male or female."

Lin Yangxin said that this is more powerful, men and women take it all

But Ruhua said resolutely: "But since I met that person, I have decided to give up being a man and become a real woman."