Otherworldly Madman

Lin Yang first signaled Xiaoxian to put the puppet away, and then said with a smile: "Okay, brother Langxuan's puppet has been put away, so you don't have to be so frightened, hurry up and talk."

While speaking, Lin Yang helped Lang Xuan who was still trembling up and sat down, and then said: "If you see it, I will say that you are timid. You still don't believe how scared you are now?"

Xiaoxian was very cooperative and said: "Cowards are so boring" and shook his head away, his eyes were full of contempt

She did this on purpose, of course Langxuan could see the shame on his face and muttered in a low voice: "Am I really a coward, but spiders are really scary?"

Lin Yang sat still and ignored him. He took a bite of the dishes and tasted them. I believe that this handsome guy will come to ask him for advice in a short time [

Sure enough, before he could swallow the dishes, Lang Xuan whispered: "Brother Lin, why do girls like spiders? What's so funny about such ugly and scary things?"

Lin Yang approached and said in a low voice: "Brother Langxuan, I don't know. It is said that the spider represents love. Now every girl likes spiders very much. To be honest, I also liked spiders at the beginning..."

Speaking of this, I thought of Ying Danru and glanced at their direction, which is self-evident. I saw that there are so many beauties accompanying me because I like spiders.

Langxuan was very excited when he heard it, but he still asked with some doubts: "How could this spider represent love? How could I not know?"

The spider represents revenge and fear, but there are others who say that this love is purely Lin Yang. He drank a sip of tea like an old god and lowered his voice: "Brother Langxuan, you are ignorant. Look at the whole body of the spider, isn't it?" A pair of tentacles, a pair of eyes, and legs are all in pairs, which means that love is in pairs. Also, you can see that the spider’s belly is also bulging, which means that you will not worry about having children in the future. Doesn't that mean love?"

After finishing speaking, Lin Yang himself felt a little ashamed. If he said it like this, wouldn’t the centipede be Cupid? Yaya, I hope this dear friend doesn’t doubt it.

Lang Xuan didn't speak for a long time after listening, suddenly slapped his thigh fiercely and shouted: "So that's what happened!"

His yelling not only startled Lin Yang, but even Ying Danru and the girls turned their heads in surprise, not knowing what happened here.

Langxuan laughed dryly when he saw the commotion he caused, "It's nothing to scare everyone just now, I just thought of something suddenly..."

Ying Danru smiled slightly and said to the girls: "Let's ignore him, he may have believed Lin Yang's words with his appearance."

Xiao Ying sighed: "It seems that in the future, Lin Yang should not only be called a big "pervert" but also a big liar."

What she said made all the girls laugh

Lin Yang glanced over there slightly, thinking what did they say, so happy

But I heard Lang Xuan anxiously said: "Brother Lin, you are right. This spider is really a representative of love. I said why I didn't like girls in the past. In the final analysis, this is the reason."

Lin Yang said very gratified: "Brother Langxuan, you finally understand, now you won't object to me calling you timid, right?"

Langxuan said embarrassingly: "I was so rude just now. Speaking of it, I was scared of spiders when I was a child. The problem of being afraid of spiders has never been corrected."

Lin Yang suddenly said sternly: "Brother Langxuan already knows the crux, all you have to do now is stand up and be a real man, don't use your thoughts to replace your actions, don't use your will Kinky” to solve your physical needs From today on, you will bid farewell to the sullen man and become an indomitable man, do you understand?”

Langxuan's blood boiled and he responded loudly: "I know."

"Okay, this is the man." Lin Yang looked up to the sky and laughed loudly and suddenly shouted: "Stand up..." [

Langxuan stood up majestically, like a soldier being reviewed waiting for the general's lecture, with a serious expression on his face

Lin Yang also stood up, putting his hand on his shoulder and pointing to the distant sky with the other hand: "From today onwards, you will overcome all difficulties and see that your goal is right there, isn't that cloud just like a dream?" The stripped beauty is waving to you, waiting for your luck, your ideal is in the sky, don’t retreat, don’t be afraid, straighten your back and move towards the sky.”

I don't know that Langxuan saw a beautiful woman waving to him in the sky, and he didn't necessarily understand that he just wanted to marry a wife. What's the matter with the sky? Anyway, his blood is boiling now, his face is full of excitement, and his eyes are faint. With tears in my eyes, I stared at the sky without squinting deeply for a long time without saying a word

Lin Yang sighed sadly how boring the life of a boring man is, Brother Langxuan, could it be that he really wants to give that cloud to that?

Suddenly Langxuan withdrew his eyes and turned to look at Lin Yang holding Lin Yang's hand tightly with both hands and said excitedly: "Brother, today you are my brother and you are my guiding light. From today onwards, my younger brother decides to serve as a pawn for my elder brother regardless of my elder brother. If there is anything to tell the brothers, they will die."

Lin Yang was overjoyed in his heart, thinking of a few words, Brother Langxuan would recognize him as brother Since you call me brother, then follow me from now on.”

Langxuan "touched" tears and asked again: "Brother, what do you think I should do now to become an indomitable man?"

"The most important thing to become an upright man is courage. You have to overcome your fear of spiders first," Lin Yang said.

"Then how can I overcome it?" Lang Xuan asked with a guilty conscience

"It's not easy." Lin Yang laughed and suddenly something extra appeared in his hand, and before Lang Xuan could see it clearly, he stuffed it into his hand and said, "You take this doll first to practice your courage, and when you are no longer afraid, we will change it." a bigger"

Langxuan noticed a furry thing in his hand. Looking down, he saw that the thing in his hand was about the same size as the puppet held by Shangguan Xiaoxian just now, except for the color, but the overall shape was definitely a spider.

But when Lang Xuan saw the spider in his hand, the corners of his eyes and mouth kept twitching, his face turned pale with fright, and finally looked at Lin Yang and smiled silly twice: "Ha...haha...this...is a spider... ..."

Lin Yang nodded and said, "That's right, it's a spider..."

When I finished speaking, I heard a "bang", the person in front of me had fallen to the ground on his back, his hands and feet were twitching non-stop, and white foam appeared from his mouth...

"Why did you faint again?" Lin Yang was taken aback and finally shook his head, "Brother, it looks like you still have a long way to go."

Called someone to carry the handsome guy Langxuan down to rest and watched him leave sympathetically

Yingdan walked past together like a few girls, but heard Qianxue say: "Brother Lin, this Langxuan passed out just because of a puppet. Wouldn't it be more difficult for him not to be afraid of real spiders?"

All the girls also nodded in agreement, and sighed inwardly. It would be strange if Langxuan was not scared to death when he saw Ruhua.

Lin Yang was worried at the slightest bit and said with a giggle, "Don't worry, I believe that Langxuan will not be able to overcome this fear in a long time."

All the girls couldn't believe it. The situation just now, let alone it won't take long, ten years is enough for Langxuan.

Seeing that they were still in disbelief, Lin Yang raised his fingers and shook, "You are all wrong and I tell you never to underestimate the potential of a "pervert". As long as there are beautiful women, he will surely Go forward bravely and never back down Langxuan is such a person, so he definitely has questions."

When the girls heard Lin Yang's reason, Sakura's forehead was full of black lines, and she said with disdain: "Isn't that the same as you? I think Langxuan might as well just be like this so as not to be annoying."

"Hey, if you say you hate it, you hate it..." Mr. Lin hugged Qianxue in a bear hug and said with a smile, "Baby Xueer, tell that little girl that you hate me, do you hate me?"

Qianxue's pretty face became hot, she turned her head and said with a giggle, "I hate it."

"What?" Lin Yang seemed extremely sad, and then asked Xiaoxian: "Xiaoxian, tell me quickly, do you hate me?"

Xiaoxian said very seriously: "Lin Yang, you know that you are actually the most annoying." After finishing speaking, he laughed and ran away

Lin Yang was so sad, then he set his eyes on Xuan'er, but seeing Xuan'er didn't look at him, he raised his head and said, "Don't ask me, I hate you too."

After saying that, he burst out laughing and then chased Xiaoxian away.

Seeing that they had all run away, Qianxue was still in Lin Yang's arms, and hurriedly broke free from her arms and chased them out with a coquettish smile.

After Xiao Ying made a face for Lin Yang, several people left one after another. In the end, only Yingdanru and Lin Yang were left in the small courtyard.

But seeing Mr. Lin "licking" his face, he said: "My little Danru, if you leave, you must not hate me anymore. The wound in my heart can finally be healed."

Then it's like hugging...

"This kid actually calls me here, Xiao Danru, and I'm not afraid of being heard by others." Ying Danru also has a beautiful face, but she raised her fist and said: "If you don't mind if there are more wounds on your body that need to be healed, you can hug it." "

"I'm dizzy, this aunt wants to do something." Mr. Lin froze there and laughed, raised his head and looked up at the sky, and said, "Well, the weather today is really nice, by the way, I seem to have some clothes to wash, but I can't What a waste of such good weather... Beauty Master, I'm going to do the laundry..."

After finishing speaking, he ran away in a hurry, only the melodious laughter could be heard behind him...

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