Otherworldly Madman

Feng Yang knows that his big apprentice is usually serious and serious, but now he can be "forced" to blush, so there is really something hard to say that Lang Xuan found out.

But from the conversation just now, it seems to be about underwear. How big of a problem can this man's underwear cause? He stared at Langxuan and said, "What did you do to make your elder brother so angry, and you didn't invite me for it?"

Langxuan said aggrievedly: "Master, what can my apprentice do is to wash clothes according to your old man's order?"

"Wash the clothes, then take out your elder brother's clothes and let me have a look," Feng Yang said in a deep voice

"Master...Master...I...I don't think there is any need for this." Shu Gang didn't know why he wanted to stop [

But now Feng Yang is holding back his stomach, how could Ken finish the calculation so easily and said loudly: "Needless to say, if Langxuan did something wrong, I will be the master for you. As your master, you must be fair and meritorious. must be punished"

Shu Gang opened his mouth, but when he saw Master defending himself like this, if he said more nonsense, he would probably offend him watch people

Not to mention the rest of his seniors, except the fifth child, all looked like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, their expressions were like monkey buttocks.

"What the hell are these boys doing?" Elder Xia, who had been standing aside without saying a word, was also full of question marks.

"Master, you really want to see it." Lang Xuan glanced at the senior brother timidly and said.

Feng Yang said impatiently: "What are you doing with so much nonsense? Just take it out."

"OK then"

But I saw Langxuan slowly pulling out a very festive red cloth from his bosom, but there was a pattern of mandarin ducks playing in the water on it...

"What is this? How does it look like a red hijab for marriage?" Feng Yang asked in surprise

Langxuan said: "Master, this thing looks like a red hijab but it's not a red hijab...it's a pair of underpants"

"Pants... Underpants..." Feng Yang's eyes almost popped out. He has never seen red underpants with mandarin ducks playing in the water at such an age. What's the trouble?

The rest of the senior brothers couldn't bear it anymore, they all laughed out loud, so arrogant that they couldn't straighten their backs, they almost fell to the ground laughing.

Shu Gang was even more ashamed and wanted to find a seam in the ground and sneak in without seeing anyone for the rest of his life.

And that fifth senior brother was stunned for a moment and thought about it for a while before showing a smile.

Langxuan held back a smile and said that since it's all up to this point, there's nothing to hide. Then he pulled out a pair of big red pants and said, "Master, there's another thing here that belongs to the big brother, disciple...disciple." I really didn't do it on purpose... how did I know that senior brother has such a hobby?"

Although the color of this pair of pants is the same as the one just now, the pattern is different. It seems that there are a few words embroidered with yellow thread...

Feng Yang was also aroused by his curiosity and said, "Langxuan, hold up these pants and let me see what words are embroidered on them."

Langxuan followed his master's order and stretched out his bright red underpants with one hand, but saw that the front of the underpants, which is the vital part, was embroidered with two yellow characters saying 'wife'

"Wife" Feng Yang's mouth twitched and he almost didn't laugh out loud. He hurriedly suppressed his words and glanced at his big apprentice, thinking, why did you write the word "wife" there? What are you trying to do?

At this time, Langxuan shouted again: "Master, there are still a few of us in the back of these pants, do you want to see them all the time?"

Everyone is curious. Feng Yang, the extremely strong man, is no exception. He nodded and signaled Lang Xuan to turn his pants around.

But seeing that Langxuan turned his underpants around and facing the word wife, there are also three words embroidered on the back, and these three words are also very individual, and it says "over there"

The key word on the front is "wife" and the place behind the flower is "over there".

Rao Feng Yang and Elder Xia were calm, but they couldn't help laughing and spit out what was going on. Did Shu Gang miss his wife and go crazy? Even if he was crazy, he couldn't find a wife there again

With such a calm heart, the second elder couldn't help but burst out laughing, not to mention the rest of the senior brothers, they all laughed so shockingly that tears soared

Shu Gang blushed and almost committed suicide

"Ahem" Fortunately, Feng Yang's determination was enough to hold back his laughter in time, looking at the disciples with their old faces, he said: "Don't laugh, what would it be like to be seen by outsiders?"

The disciples didn't dare to laugh when he said this, but they still gritted their teeth and pressed their stomachs to twitch

But seeing Feng Yang said to Shu Gang earnestly and earnestly: "My child needs to practice to a great extent in order to find a biological child. It's my fault that the master has long been used to living alone and caring about your life. Now that you see your child, you are as old as you are." It is natural to want to find a wife when you are old, but you can’t find a wife there.”

The skills of Shenjianzong need to be cultivated in a child's body. If the child's body is not present in the middle of the practice, it will be extremely difficult to improve, but if it is practiced to a great degree, it will no longer be subject to such restrictions.

These seven disciples of Feng Yang are all very talented, so they are not in a hurry to find wives for them. It is not too late to arrange marriage after they have cultivated to a great degree.

After all, when you reach that level, your lifespan will also increase greatly, and you won't be in a hurry

This is also why Shenjianzong hides in the deep mountains. The purpose is to prevent the disciples from being tempted by foreign objects to delay their practice.

It's just that I don't know how Feng Yang will feel when he knows that Lang Xuan has died in Tianyang Island.

"No...it's not like this, Master. In fact, it's not what you think..." Shu Gang said with shame

Feng Yang was puzzled and said, "If that's not the case, then what?"

Shu Gang hurriedly said: "Master and apprentice heard from others that as long as you use the red hijab used by brides to make underwear, you can have a happy marriage, and then put on the embroidered underpants, and you will be tied with red thread in the dark." The person who was hit was drawn, but in fact... Actually, the last three words are not 'where' but 'where', but the word 'where' has been washed many times by me, and it is a bit off-line."

After hearing this, Langxuan hurriedly took a closer look again, and sure enough, the word 'which' was off the line and said loudly: "Master is really like what the elder brother said, we all misunderstood it just now."

Feng Yang glared at him and said, what if he saw it wrong, so what if he saw it right? It wasn't because of you that he made a fool of himself and said, "You know it's your brother's property, but you can't see it. Why do you hold it?" It's really punishable to show off"

"Master, I'm wronged. It's not my intention. It's the second senior brother and the others who saw it and joined in the fun, so they spread the word. The punishment is also the second senior brother. The apprentice is innocent." Langxuan shouted injustice.

The second senior brother and the others had a great laugh just now, but now they are all dumbfounded, and they all scolded Langxuan for being unkind, but the senior senior brother knew that it would be unreasonable to refute it.

Shu Gang, who was still ashamed and indignant just now, raised his eyebrows and sighed in his heart at this moment: "Heaven's law is manifested and retribution is not good, let you boys make fun of me just now, and now I am completely stupid."

Hastily said: "Report to Master just now that the fifth junior brother participated in it and please Master to exempt from punishment."

Feng Yang asked: "Yumu, your elder brother said that since you participated, you would be exempted from punishment. I will leave the matter of punishment to you and your elder brother to handle."

Yumu smiled calmly and stared straight ahead, as if everything was within his expectations, Feng Yang finished his speech and answered halfway through.

Feng Yang shook his head with a wry smile, he, the five apprentices, don't look at his appearance, he looks like he's holding a wisdom pearl, in fact, his name is just like his person, and he's just a lump of elm. think back

Even so, this apprentice has a talent in cultivation that is hard for others to match, no less than Yu Langxuan. If it weren't for his brain sometimes not bright, it would be impossible to say that Yumu is the next candidate for the next master of the Excalibur Sect.

Sure enough, it took a long time for Yumu to react and bowed in a very steady manner: "Oh, I obey!"

Feng Yang continued: "Langxuan, you will be punished first and enter the room as a teacher. I have something to ask you."

After that, he and Elder Xia went into the house first.

Langxuan knew that this was probably asking himself why he would help his eldest brother, but he couldn't see what Master was thinking, so he followed in with trepidation...

After they left, they saw senior brother Shu Gang laughing and looking at all the juniors

All the juniors who were watching all got goosebumps and said loudly: "Eldest brother, we are all wronged, and all this is caused by the old seven. Thinking that our senior brothers respect the elder brother the most, how dare we make fun of the elder brother?" ...it's all a misunderstanding."

Shu Gang ignored their pleading, but said calmly: "Oh, I wronged you, you all made fun of me just now, didn't you?"

All the juniors all nodded their heads

"I'm sorry, you bad boys still dare to say that you can't make fun of me. Then what happened to you laughing so loudly just now? Is it because you all got a son? If you don't take revenge, you are not a gentleman. Today I will let you laugh enough." Shu Gang said very pitifully: "Don't worry, I won't hit you and I will be very gentle so that you won't feel any pain."

All the brothers and sisters know that regardless of the senior brother, the five people and the six are actually full of bad water. The trick to repair Langxuan was done by him. Seeing him, he looked at him with pity and looked at himself and others. They all feel frightened and fearful. Demons can show mercy. Well

Immediately, I panicked and wanted to run away, but I heard senior brother Shu Gang yell: "This is the master's order, whoever of you dares to run, let me see!"

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